Hellllllooooo everybody! Did you miss me? Awww, you did? Well then where's my 'Welcome back, Welcome back' chants? WHERE???? Assholes, all of you. Lets get the column back on track, shall we? It's late and I'm tired so this won't be very long.
I've heard for a very long time that the internet has ruined wrestling. Truth be known, I sorta agree with that. The constant rumor updates and up to the minute PPV highlights have taken away from the mystery and suspense of pro wrestling. Kayfabe is a thing of the past and that sucks in my opinion. If you asked me three years ago what I thought of Chris Kanyon's selling ability of Perry Saturn's workrate, I would have looked at you like your head was on fire and so would each and every one of you people out there. Maybe four or five for some of but you know what I'm talking about. Admit it.
But the looks behind the curtain thanks to guys like Al Isaacs or Dave Schrererereer PALES in comparison to the plague known as Wrestling Columnists. And I know....I am one. So therefore I know what I'm talking about. I think....hell, its late, no I don't but go along with it. But there are two kinds of columnists. One is the kinds that aren't marks for a certain federation and tell it like it is. That includes guys like Chris Hyatte and...and....well, Hyatte and Me.
The other side, which includes all the marks and shills like Jeremy Borash, Mark Madden and the foul name of GORDON OLDIE. Is this man a complete ass kisser or what? I'm really wondering if this guy is actually Boo Bob himself because surely no other man would be stuck that far up another guys ass. Would they? Surely to Flair not. And why in Flair's name would he want to disgrace the name of Godron Solie like that? Its just not right. And dollars to doughnuts says this piece of filth has never even heard Solie call a match. God, what a slut. Alright, enough of this. I'm so friggin' sleepy I'm seeing double. If you don't like the column, well then....
Blow me
This is the Masked Marauder.
