[Big Titan stands in the back right before the main event match.  He looks as intense as ever.]

BT: Niemiller, I don't know what kind of shit you're trying to pull out here with this tag match, but I don't like it, that's for sure.  But you know how I see this match?  Not a chance to beat two asses, but to beat *THREE* asses!  Tanaka, you had better hold up your end of the bargain here.  You already had one match tonight, and I swear you had better not cop out and say that you're "too tired" or "not ready" for this match, because I will snap you in half!  And by the way, as soon as I plant Hamada and The Perfect Creation and have my hand raised in victory, you had better watch yourself, because you just might get planted yourself!

[Titan pushes the camera away and starts to head to the ring.]