[After the match, "The Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm and Dawn Marie join "Wonderkid" Jonny Storm and "The Manbeast" Rhino in the ring.]

LS: We're going to keep this short and sweet, because frankly, we don't give a damn!  We've all made our selections for the stipulations for the matches at Slam Masters.  Why don't you start things off, big man.

R: TANK ABBOTT!  AT SUPER CADE YOU CHOKED ME OUT!  AT SLAM MASTERS, I'M GOING TO KNOCK YOU OUT!  YOU AND ME, BRAWL FOR ALL!  WE'LL SEE JUST HOW TOUGH YOU REALLY ARE!

LS: Oooh... I like the sound of that, Rhino.  Say goodbye to Tank Abbott.  How about you, Jonny?

JS: Everyone thinks that I stand no chance against Ken Shamrock, everyone thinks it's funny that little ol' Jonny Storm says he can beat the big bad Ken Shamrock.  Well you know what?  I'm not just going to beat him, but I'm going to make him say "I Quit"!

LS: Wow!  An I Quit match!  You sure about this, Wonderkid?

JS: Positive, Lance.  I'm going to make that idiot squeal!

LS: Well I guess that just leaves me, doesn't it?  Roaddog, I have quite a surprise for you.  I know everybody thinks that Lance Storm is soft, but I'm going to prove everyone wrong.  Roaddog, at Slam Masters, you and me in a STEEL CAGE MATCH!  Oh, and just to make things interesting, there's going to be a special guest referee of my choosing!  Oh, I love being so smart!  After Slam Masters, the GLW will know that we are...

ALL: EXTREME AS WE WANNA BE!

[The Extremists leave to a huge chorus of boos.]



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