[The Extremists' music begins to a loud chorus of boos.  Out from behind the curtain comes first "The Canadian Superstar" Lance Storm with Dawn Marie in tow.  Right behind him is "Wonderkid" Jonny Storm being as annoying as ever, with the behemoth Rhino close behind and the World Tag Team champions, Ace Darling & Devon Storm, bringing up the rear.  They all get into the ring as Lance Storm grabs the mic.]

LS: I think it's safe to say that the Extremists were hosed in a major way!  Am I right guys?

[All of the Extremists nod with agreeance as the crowd boos loudly.]

DM: Yeah, those guys were such big meanies last night!  [Giggles foolishly.]

LS: Stop talking, and promise that you'll never talk again.  First of all, there is no way that Tank Abbott should have been allowed to be the 5th partner for the stupid ass Armstrong brothers.  I mean, he used an illegal old on the monster Rhino for pete's sake!  There's no way Tank could take Rhino straight up!

R: TANK ABBOTT!  YOU MADE A HUGE MISTAKE LAST NIGHT!  NOBODY CHOKES OUT THE MANBEAST!

LS: And now Ace & Devon have to defend the World Tag Team Titles against the freakin' Headhunters?  How unfair is that?

AD: Not that we're scared or anything, Lance.

LS: Oh, this I know.

DS: But man, they're really big!

LS: Don't you worry about them though.  You guys are the champs!  But Jesse James Armstrong, Kenneth Shamrock, and Tank Abbott must pay for the unjustices that took place last night.  So boys, we have a proposition for you, a challenge so to speak.  Tonight, 6-man tag match, the Wonderkid, the Manbeast, and the Canadian Superstar against you three idiots.  But that's not all, oh no.

JS: Yeah, tell them the best part!

LS: At Slam Masters, the Wonderkid wants Kenneth Shamrock, the Manbeast wants Tank Abbott, and I want you, "Roaddog."  The winning team tonight in the 6-man tag match, gets to pick the stipulations for the matches at Slam Masters!

DM: [Giggling like an idiot] You're so smart, Lance!

LS: [Obviously annoyed] Will you shut up?!  Jesus Christ... fellas, let's go.  And Jesse, Kenny, and Tank, you guys think about what we said.

[The Extremists leave the ring and go to the back with Lance yelling at Dawn Marie the entire way.]



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