["OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?!  YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODY!" is heard to a huge pop as "The Roaddog" Jesse James Armstrong and "The World's Most Dangerous Man" Ken Shamrock step out from the back.  They get into the ring and work the crowd as Armstrong grabs the mic.]

JJA: CHI-TOWN!!!!!!  LEMME HEAR YA! [Huge crowd pop.] It's me, it's me, it's that D-O-DOUBLE G!  Ridin' alongside the master of UFC, Kenny Shamrock!

KS: Let's get right to the point, Roaddog.  Extremists, all of you pukes have been a thorn in the side of the Armstrongs and myself for weeks now, and at Super Cade, we're going to extract that thorn and toss it aside!

JJA: I know it's been eating up at you, Lancey boy.  You and your punkass bi-atch goons want to know just who we got to be our myserty partner.

KS: Well guys, wait no more.  Our partner is... TANK ABBOTT!

[Tank Abbott comes out from the back to a decent pop and joins Armstrong & Shamrock in the ring with a fist pump for each.]

TA: I'm not much of a talker, but I am one tough sonofabitch.  Extremists... see you in 6!

[Shamrock & Armstrong leave the ring as Abbott prepares for his debut match.]