[After the Saturday Night Explosion opening credits, The Extremists all come down to the ring.  Lance Storm particularly has a huge smile on his face.  They all enter the ring and Lance grabs a mic.]

LS: Ha ha ha ha ha!  That was so much easier than I thought it would be!  For all of those who don't know what I'm talking about, Brad Armstrong, is OUT of Great Lakes Wrestling!

[All The Extremists laugh as the crowd gives a collective "What?" reaction.]

JS: Yeah, after that beating we gave him and Shamrock last week, he just plain split!  Fear of me, I take it!  Ha ha ha!

LS: Brad Armstrong, thanks for proving me right in showing that your entire family is useless!  And after this Saturday, your brothers are going to join you, Braddy boy!  Ha ha ha ha ha!  This is great!

[Suddenly all the lights in the building go out to a huge crowd pop.]

LS: Hey, what the hell is going on?  Get those lights on, NOW!

VOICE FROM BACK: OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW?! [Huge crowd pop.] YOUR ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[The GLW Arena erupts as "Roaddog" Jesse James Armstrong comes out from the back with Steve & Scott right behind him.  The Extremists are flipping out in the ring.]

JJA: WHAT'S UP, CHI-TOWN?! [Crowd pop.]  Boy, you Extremists bee-yatches just don't know when to quit, eh?  My brother Brad has legit reasons for taking a leave of absense from Great Lakes Wrestling, but mark my words, he will be back! [Crowd pop.] But for now, I'm here to pick up where brother Brad left off, and that's by kicking each and every one of your asses!

[The Armstrongs all hit the ring and clear it of all the Extremists except for Devon Storm.  Steve & Scott Armstrong leave the ring and the bell rings.]




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