[After the opening of Saturday Night Explosion, The Grungers' music starts. After a brief wait, Gutterboy makes his way to the ring to a decent pop. He hops in the ring and quickly grabs the mic.]
G: STEVE BOZ! Out here... NOW!
[Gutterboy has a fire in his eyes. Steve Boz's music begins and he comes out to a good hometown reaction. He is wearing a pair of sunglasses. He hops into the ring after acknowledging the crowd.]
SB: G, what's the about?
G: CUT THE SHIT! You know damn well why I'm calling you out here. I know it was you!
SB: What in the hell are you talking about?
G: You're the one who knocked me on my head and laid me out!
[The crowd sort of gasps at the notion.]
SB: Now why would I do that? I'm tight with you and Skank.
G: You laid my ass out and sent me to the hospital because you wanted the shot at the tag titles with Skank, and in order for that, I had to be taken out!
SB: This is ridiculous... okay, hypothetically, I attacked you, which is bogus... what proof do you have? Did you just draw my name out of a hat?
G: Because I got these!
[Gutterboy reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of sunglasses similar to the ones Boz is currently wearing.]
G: When I came to, these were laying on the ground next to me. And let me see... [Snatches the glasses off of Boz's head. Boz gives him a dirty look.] Why look at this? A match!
SB: Oh please! That doesn't prove a damn thing! I'm not the only person on the planet who owns a pair of these sunglasses!
G: And don't start copping out on me now, bucko!
[Gutterboy pushes Boz, and Boz pushes back to a big pop from the crowd. Gutterboy & Boz are about to come to blows when Skank froms in from the back and separates the two.]
S: Jesus Christ, would you two cut it out? We got ourselves a match later against the Extremists, so will you just cool it?! We don't need you two punk asses airing dirty laundry out here. Just quit and focus on the f'n match!
[Skank walks to the back. Gutterboy & Boz follow, eye-balling each other the entire way.]
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Ryan Niemiller, 04-07-2001