No Fehr Fehrless Report
All-Star Edition

Updated with rule suggestions at bottom

Not much of a response this time for the Fehrless Report, but that's probably because of summer vacations, work and other stuff. Thanks to the few owners who turned in rankings and votes on MVP and the other categories. Hopefully we'll get a better response for the year-end issue in October. We have received a few rules suggestions for consideration during the off-season; they'll be talked about in the coming months. I also received a short article from Mike, which is printed at the bottom of this issue. If you want to respond to any of the comments/votes, let me know. I'll post your submission here.

Power Rankings

1. Winning O'Men (Greg) | 50 points (3 first-place votes)
Mike: Too many guys getting healthy
Greg: If Hundley, Kent, Walker, Caminiti, and Silva come back strong, O'Men could run away with it. Tony Batista acquisition still the key to O'Men's early and possibly late success. Throw-in Bonds also helped a little.
Doug: Injuries (Estes, Wagner) could play a role down stretch; Caminiti might carry them to another title.

2. Splendid Splinters (Bill E.) | 47 points (1 first-place vote)
Mike: Surprise expansion team solid all around
Greg: Continues to hang in there, although a 2nd-half Guinness hangover isn't out of the question.
Doug: No fluke here; best first-year team ever in NF league. Lack of stolen bases could keep them from title.

3. Harry Careys (Doug) | 43 points
Mike: Early favorite falls to 3rd; trades for Smoltz/Ramon little help
Greg: Like the O'Men, health is the main issue. If healthy, Harry's will be right there. Recent one-sided trades should help with Smoltz, Wohlers and Gwynn coming on board.
Doug: Feels like another second-place finish, but don’t starting pitching is finally coming around.

4. Purple Starfish (Matt) | 38 points
Mike: California Angels of the No Fehr
Greg: Another expansion miracle, although a drop-off is imminent with the lack of quality pitching depth and offense. I get the feeling the rest of us are in Oz and Matt's the Wizard...we all know what happened when Dorothy raised the curtain.
Doug: Still not sure how they’re doing it, especially w/that outfield. Jason Schmidt is coming back to earth; I’m guessing (hoping) the Starfish will do the same.

5. Fighting Irish (Tim P.) | 36 points
Mike: Like many teams, a starter away from the money
Greg: Way too quiet on the trade front...way too loud most other times.
Doug: Made up a lot of ground in past few weeks, but I’m not sold on that starting pitching.

6. Cactus League Peelers (Eric) | 34 points
Mike: Good performance from owner who prepares for draft day in one night
Greg: Would have been ranked higher if: 1) they had acquired a closer, and 2) if the chicks on his homepage were nekkid. How I hate to be teased.
Doug: Bruce Ruffin, where are you? DiPoto won’t get it done for surprising Peelers.

7. Oriole Connection (Robb) | 32 points
Mike: One trade away (as of July 5th) from 1st or 2nd
Greg: Remember all those years Robb seemed to be either first or second?....Me neither.
Doug: The dynasty is dead. Still don’t understand why Oriole needed Doug Jones.

8. I'm Idaho! (Jeff O.) | 21 points
Mike: A good team with McGwire/Sosa, a bad team without
Greg: Ever heard of the Great Potato Famine? Well, here we go again.
Doug: Franchise in trouble; inactivity kills as Franco wastes away on potato farm.

9. BatBold (Mike) | 20 points
Mike: Another solid top 10 finish for last year's champ
Greg: Bonds trade paying huge dividends with Collier in the starring role. Hopefully will be out of coma for next year's draft.
Doug: This is some youth movement. It just might work.

10. Opportunistic Infections (Bill C.) | 19 points
Mike: The quintessential pretender; a closer would legitimize this bunch
Greg: This team needs a quarantine after a couple of crappy deals. It traded the good and kept the bad. Banking on big 2nd-halves from Gant and Gilkey...guess what, banks are closed.
Doug: In good position for next year, when they’ll finally be rid of Gant and Gilkey.

11. Stanwyk Shepherds (Jeff T.) | 11 points
Mike: McRae deal sealed this team's fate
Greg: Silly 11th hour deal may catapult Shepherds all the way to 10th place. Future looks even bleaker.
Doug: Not sure why they got two D players before trade deadline. Long road ahead for Shepherds.

12. Big Johnsons (Tim J.) | 7 points
Mike: Our best last place team yet; questionable deals cast shadow
Greg: The phrase: "is that it?" keeps running through his head like a nightmare. Team name sounds like a fishing tale to me....more like a minnow and not a great white if you catch my drift.
Doug: Always tough being a first-year owner. Even tougher when you trade Derek Bell.

13. Master Batters (Barry) | 6 points
Mike: Active GM receives kudos, but not a pay hike
Greg: I sure hope he's at least using some lubricant.
Doug: Memo to league: No need to show up for next year’s reserve draft; Barry has all the picks.

No Fehr All-Star Survey

MVP of No Fehr league (first-half)?

  • From Barry: Sammy Sosa (I'm Idaho!)
  • From Jeff T.: Mark McGwire (I’m Idaho!)

    From Eric (who voted for Vaughn): Greg Vaughn (6A), a masterful pick
    From Greg (who voted for Galarraga): Who'd have thought he's have this kind of year outside of Coors.

    Cy Young of No Fehr league (first-half)?

    From Greg (who voted for Maddux): Single-handedly holding that staff together...without him, he'd be well back.

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    Biggest surprise?

    Biggest disappointment

    From Mike: Ismael Valdes (Harry Careys, 12D): No. 1 starter for Careys on opening day triggers team's slide
    From Jeff T.: Leiter brothers. Saves and ERA.
    From Greg: Everyone's whining and bitching about almost every issue.

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    Worst trade of the first-half?

    From Mike (who voted for the Hampton/McRae trade): At least Brantley, Green, and Collier can play in 1999.
    From Greg (who voted for the Martinez/Guillen trade): Only because Martinez is all done.

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    Best trade of the first-half?

    From Mike (who voted for the Cordova/Bichette trade): A couple of teams trying to make it happen.
    From Greg: Both O'Men trades because they have dramatically helped me.
    From Doug (who voted for the Vaughn/Perez deal): The Everett/Anderson deal between the Irish and Oriole also was big, helping both teams stay in the race.

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    Best reserve player?

    From Mike (who voted for Leiter): Mark Leiter; who would of thunk it?
    From Greg (who voted for Leiter): Leiter because Matt's in 1st place, although Wood is a much better long-term prospect.
    From Doug (who voted for Leiter): Leiter has been a key to the Starfish’s success. You always need a guy like Leiter to come out of your reserve draft to win it all.

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    Best reserve draft?

    From Mike (who voted for the Peelers): Infections if Carlton Loewer and Matt Clement stick
    From Doug (who voted for the Infections): Making the pre-draft trade to get in position to get Wood makes this easily the best draft. I’d put the Peelers second.

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    Worst reserve draft?

    From Greg: Oriole Connection, no question...passing on Wood should be enough to secure this honor, but also has basically nothing to show for his draft.

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    On average, I check the No Fehr website:

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    Best team page:

    From Eric (who voted for the Peelers): The chick says it all.

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    Commentary | by Mike (BatBold)

    Bonds: "I Am Not A Crook"

    Barry Bonds has reportedly fallen into a steep depression after the early season deal that sent him from last year's champs to the O'Men. Even though he is now playing for a contender, verbal abuse along with scathing e-mails has taken its toll on the $47 star. He is subject to a wide scope of accusations, ranging from the mundane "you're damaging the league" to provocative suggestions that ownership is dabbling in homosexuality with said roomate.

    This reporter wonders why such a fuss for a player whose statistics fall short of at least 10 other players in the league. Could it be that his name recognition stirred the ire of other owners? It's difficult to imagine another player, say Javier Lopez (whose statistics are superior to those of Bonds), attracting such negative publicity if he had been traded in place of Bonds. In that case, this reporter doubts a peep would have been heard from around the league.

    Having said this, the trade has influenced the standings, by about 7 points in the O'Men's favor. This computation is not Elias-based, but rather the result of a whopping 5 minute glance of the statistics. Bonds has given the O'Men offense, slightly offset by Lou Collier's starting roll, while the absence of Tyler Green and Jeff Brantley has hurt the O'Men's pitching. Let's not forget either that Brantley, Green, and Collier are A players, while Bonds is a B.

    The nature of trades is that they influence the No Fehr League's standings. This is why trades are made. Let's hope that hard feelings die a quick death in the face of rational debate and that Barry Bonds will not be heard muttering to himself "I am not a crook" as he was last weekend at 3COM Park.


    Rule Suggestions

    To be discussed in detail during off-season
    From Barry:

    A couple ideas for new rules I would like to have voted on for next year:

    From Mike:

    1. No trading of draft picks. I'm still in favor of this one. (There is a potential problem with) some owners not even returning the next year. At least if an owner that isn't returning trades a real player, that player may be retained through an expansion draft or by a new owner assuming an old roster. Basically, I don't like the idea of trading picks/prospects in our league because unlike in real baseball, we can't develop a player without commiting a large portion of our budget to do so.

    2. The IP penalty. I'm now in favor of carrying out the penalty for all of those who do not meet 1150. They would suffer in the standings. But those teams should not be rewarded with higher draft position. We would simply calculate draft position for the entire league based on the standings prior to the penalty. In the case (Doug) suggested where a team stockpiles 9 relievers, there are no adverse effects: I assume this team would finish 1st in ERA and WHIP. This team is subject to the penalty which would certainly push them to last (and therefore out of the money). The other teams would gain all gain in the standings. But when it comes time to determining draft order, those teams that have not met the IP requirement would draft as if they incurred no penalty whatsoever (in other words, a higher position).

    Basically, if you want to come in last in our league, fine. But if you attempt to do it through pitching less than 1150 IP, you are not rewarded. This is what we should have done last year with Robb. As it was, he got a higher draft position.

    This year, we may have a scenario where a team in the middle of ERA/WHIP fails to reach 1150. In the past, it has been the worst pitching teams. My team for example may come up just short (by 10-20 IP maybe). In this case I would fall some, but those lost points would not be used to determine my draft position. Interestingly, a team like mine may only fall 1 or 2 spots, and instead of everybody gaining a point, maybe only 1 or 2 teams in the $ gain a point.

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