THE PROFITEERS

The Cup

TEAM INFO
LOCATION: Bhubaneshwar
ARENA NAME: Capitalist Running Dog Lackey Pavilion
COACH: Ratbert
GENERAL MANAGER: Mr. Puppet
CAPTAIN: Pierre Turgeon
ASSISTANT CAPTAINS: Craig 
Billington
OWNER: Jeff Bassett
PHILOSOPHY: A proudly 100% Disney, Nike, Packard Bell, Jane Fonda and 
Bill Gates free corporation.
TEAM COLOURS: green and yellow (our symbol is a Trillium)
CFO OF SHELL CORPORATION: Bob Dole
CEO OF SHEEL CORPORATION: Bob Rae
WATER/GATERADE "PERSON": Jiang Zemin
MEDIA RELATIONS OFFICER: Theodore 'Theo' Kasczynski
'SLICK TALKIN' COUNTRY BOY' Bill Clinton
YEAR BY YEAR RECORD
Season GP W L T P GF GA Finish Playoffs
1998 80 39 35 6 84 265 263 4th in the Western Conference Lost in first round to Sting Rays (4 games to 2)
1999 84 46 31 7 99 323 293 2nd in the Western Conference in progress
TEAM RECORDS
RECORD ## SEASON
Most Points 99 1999
Wins 46 1999
Losses 35 1998
Ties 7 1999
Goals For 323 1999
Goals Against 293 1999

PLAYER RECORDS
RECORD PLAYER ## SEASON
Most Goals R. Smyth 44 1998
Most Assists S. Ozolinsh 71 1999
Most Points G. Courtnall 89 1999
Most PIM's B. Probert 275 1999
Most Points/Rookie Ozolinsh, Smolinski 74 1998
Best GA Average S. Burke 3.45 1998
1999
1