-A laughable view of women

Yes the Bible is one large contradiction. A contradiction that has been misleading mankind for years. There were two people in the beginning, but they were not humans, who talked to God. They were God. Or rather two Gods. One to the Identify with man the other with women. Woman the less of the two was tempted one day by the devil and succomed. She ate the fruit. She then came to man realizing her mistake. She thought to herself,"I have suddomed to evil so now will not the man succome?" -So she gave him the fruit in hpe that he would falter. Man took one bite, and realizing his mistake imediatly spit out the portion that he had taken. He raged,"Womand?! Wouldst thou destroy me? For wht have I done to you? What can I give that you have not already taken. Depart from me." -So then woman went into the earth and created hades as her home. Man went up and created the heavens a wonderful place. He formed angels to worship him. He ;vecam God and dwelt in the heavens. One day he was greatly saddened. He fel alone with nothing to do. He decided," I shall create creatures in my image." so he created a man and set him upon the earth. The mand dwelt there named all of the animals, and worshipped God. God looked at the men he had created and thought, " They are much to peaceful. I shall dreate a woman to make dissention among them." -So he created women. They ran amuck upon the earth causing more than dissention. God looked at thid and said,"this is not good. I will give man control over the woman. She will be his mate and yet submissive." -This angred Woman, but since she had fallen she could only cause problems for man not destroy him. So that is why women can be a blessing and a curse to men -Jim Vahrenkamp?