MMP Homicidal Tendencies


Live from the Miami Arena in Miami, FL on April 28!

MMP Homicidal Tendencies is on the air!!! The Miami Arena has been sold out for months in anticipation of tonight's huge event, which will see six titles on the line! After a five minute pyro display that sends the crowd into a frenzy, the cameras cut to the announce table, where Jerry Wood and Steve Lewin are ready.

Wood: Welcome, everyone, to MMP Homicidal Tendenices!!! I'm Jerry Wood alongside Steve Lewin, who tonight is filling in for Ray Brewer who will be involved in a tag team match with a mystery partner against Ouija Lullabye and Mr. Beumont. Well, folks, it's all come down to this. One night, one match. The months of taunting and torment perpetrated by Masochrist on The Ryno culminate tonight when these two men square off, one-on-one, in a Last Blood Match for the MMP world championship. Head physician Dr. Jack van Nostrand will be the referee in charge of the match that can only be won when the doctor feels that one man can no longer continue due to excessive blood loss. A more vile match I can not imagine, Steve.

Lewin: There's no telling what can happen in a match like that, but that's only one of many huge match-ups we are going to see here tonight. The Bootlegger puts the universal title on the line against the man who to this point is known only as The True MMP Bigman, although I'm sure most of us have an idea as to who this will be, especially after that "mysterious" bucket of fried chicken that was delivered to the champ on SNS a few days ago. Possibly the biggest feud in the history of the midwestern title will climax when The Joker's Child meets Wolverine, we have Triple Threat hardcore matches for both the tag team and extreme championships, plus many, many other great bouts here at Homicidal Tendencies.

Wood: All the big names in the MMP are here tonight - Captain Patrick O'Conner, Virus Richards, The Regulator, Wang Chen, Blitzkrieg, you name 'em, they're gonna be out here before the night is over. First up on the card, though, is a match to determine the biggest name amongst the talent that has joined the MMP over the past few weeks. Who will join the likes of Cherokee, Clay Moore, and PenDragon as winners of the prestigious Newcomers Battle Royal? With no clear-cut favorite, it should be an outstanding match, with big-time bragging rights at stake. Let's go to the ring!

NEWCOMERS BATTLE ROYAL

The eight scheduled participants made their way to the ring one by one. Anthony James and Satanta came out first, both men making their final contractual obligations to the MMP before heading on to other ventures. Evel Woody, Garrison Kellar, Moonelf, "Stunning" Steve simon, Switch-Blade, and The Postal Worker rounded out the field. Once the bell rang, it was all-out mayhem with all eight men in the match eager to prove themselves in such a high profile match. The combatants quickly paired off. Garrison Kellar and Satanta battled in one corner, while Simon and Moonelf, who had become entangled in quite a rivalry over the previous couple of weeks, went at it in another. The first elimination occured almost immediately, with Kellar hoisting Satanta up and dropping him unceremoniously to the concrete below. Satanta walked out seemingly indifferent, since a win would have had relatively little meaning to him since he had already been released from his MMP contract. SSS and Evel Woody didn't take long in hooking up. The two men who were rumored to do battle on SNS on May 1 took advantage of their meeting in the battle royal, since their match did not get signed for the weekend show. The fought ferociously while Anthony James eliminated Postal Worker on the other side. Before he could even turn back around, James was met with a big clothesline from Switch-Blade, putting him to the floor as well. Moments later, Moonelf grabbed Kellar and hip-tossed him over the top rope. The field was down to four. Blade attacked Moonelf from behind while SSS and Woody battled in the corner. While Blade and Moonelf traded blows back and forth, SSS was choking Woody with a boot accross the throat. With his opponent winded, Simon pulled Woody up and dumped over the top. Moonelf whipped Blade into the corner, but the biker took advantage of the situation, hitting Simon with a clothesline that eliminated SSS. It was now down to Switch-Blade and Moonelf. While Blade was arguing with Simon, Moonelf was poising himself for an assault. Blade turned around and was met with a running crossbody block from Moonelf, but the big man caught him coming in. Blade gave Moonelf a fallaway slam that sent him over the top rope to the floor. Switch-Blade wins the fourth newcomers battle royal.

Wood: There you have it, folks. Switch-Blade becomes the fourth man to win a newcomers battle royal on an MMP pay per view event, eliminating three men in the process. I understand that, as an unadvertised stipulation, the Commissioner's office has lined up a special acknowledgement for the winner of this match that has to do with the one-year anniversary show that is coming up at the end of May. Still no specifics on this information, but we hope to have it clarified by the time SNS hits the air this weekend.

Lewin: This has to bode well for Switch-Blade. Each of the three men to previously win this event have experienced some form of success in the MMP, most notably Clay Moore, who won the television championship last month while amassing an impressive won-lost record. Will Switch-Blade's success reach those levels? Only time will tell.

Wood: Our first singles match of the night is a return match from the March Mayhem PPV in Durham last month. After a controversial ending to their first encounter, Aries and Death were both in search of a rematch, which was one of the final matches to be added to the Homicidal Tendencies card. Will Aries be able to rebound from his loss a few nights ago against DNL and put rumors of an alcohol problem to rest, or will Death be able to capitalize on Aries' recent slide? Let's go to the ring for the answers to those questions.

ARIES vs. DEATH

While the participants were being introduced, Mr. Marvellous and Big Daddy Cash attacked Q backstage. The Marvellous Bodies took turns getting shots in on Death's manager before locking him in a janitor's closet! The two men then made their way down to the ring to observe the match. Aries took over on Death from the beginning, hip- tossing him into the turnbuckle before stomping him repeatedly in the ribs. Grabbing Death by the right leg, Aries dragged him out to the middle of the ring where he delivered a series of elbow and knee drops to the back of his opponent. Aries pulled Death to his feet and sent him off the ropes. The "Beast from Greece" went for a big clothesline, but Death ducked, stopped, and caught his opponent with a European uppercut. A second uppercut put Aries down where Death stomped him as Aries had done earlier. Death pulled his opponent up and put him in a side headlock, wrestling him to the corner. He connected with two backhanded chops to Aries' chest, but the former world champ grabbed Death by the throat and reversed position with him, throwing him hard against the buckle and nailing a series of elbows to the side of the head. Death staggered out and was caught in the massive arms of Aries with a backbreaker. Aries would also hit a vertical suplex before slapping on the camel clutch. Death refused to give up, so Aries re-thought his strategy. He broke the hold and set Death up on the top rope. Looking for the win, Aries grabbed Death around the throat and looked to be setting up for a super chokeslam, but Death caught Aries with a thumb to the eyes to break the Beast's grasp. Aries shook it off, but when he turned around, he was caught with a flying shoulderblock from Death off the top rope!! Death delivered a pair of kneedrops to the shins of his opponent and went back to the top rope. This proved costly. Death attempted a flying fistdrop, but Aries rolled out of the way and Death seemed to jam his wrist on the mat. Seeing that his opponent was hurt, Aries went for the win. Kicking Death in the gut, Aries set up for the Godly Drop, but Death rolled through and landed on his feet in front of his opponent. He caught Aries by surprise with an inverted atomic drop followed quickly by the Death Drop!!!! Hooking the leg deep and grabbing the tights, Death covered Aries for a stunning victory!!

Wood: What an upset!!! DNL's victory was surprising, but this has to be the biggest upset in MMP history! Death has defeated two-time former MMP world champion Aries here at Homicidal Tendencies! Steve, I'm speechless.

Lewin: I think the only guy in the arena who isn't at least a little surprised by the outcome is Death himself. He's been talking a big game of late, but Aries has kept, for the mostpart, to himself. Many thought this would play into Aries' hands, letting him use his experience edge to overpower the verbose newcomer, but Death saw his opening when he escaped the Godly Drop, and took full advantage. A big boost for Death, who has a match set only three days away with The Cult Master.

Wood: That should be a solid match between two of the newer talents in the MMP. There's no doubt that Death will have the confidence he needs to win the match, but that's one area where few can match The Cult Master. Next up on the card here tonight we have the first of six MMP title matches. New television champion "The Conman" Wang Chen meets Blitzkrieg, who has held both the world and midwestern championships in his lengthy MMP career. A big test for Chen in his first defense on perhaps the biggest night of the year to date. Let's go to the ring.

MMP Television Championship Match
"THE CONMAN" WANG CHEN (C) vs. BLITZKRIEG

The two men paced themselves in the early going of the match. Chen, realizing Blitz's past accomplishments and sizeable experience advantage, was cautious of his opponent, who had to try and conserve some energy for the tag team title match coming up later on. After a few moments of mutual stalling, Chen rushed Blitz and took him down with a clothesline. When the challenger got back to his feet Chen charged again, but Blitz ducked out of the way and dropkicked his opponent's leg. Blitz applied a single leg grapevine to work on the knee joint while remaining rested for not only the match at hand, but the engagement later on in the show. Keeping things at a slow pace, Blitz nailed a belly to belly suplex followed by a back suplex before going for a figure four leglock. Suddenly, Chen reached up and grabbed Blitz by the head and rolled him into a small package for the 1...2...Blitz barely kicks out before three! The stunned champion jumped to his feet, but Chen caught him with a closed fist shot to the forehead that put him down. Chen nailed a big elbowdrop before going to the top rope. Seeing his opponent lying prone in the middle of the ring, the champion came off with a flying elbowdrop, but Blitz got out of the way. Chen crashed hard into the canvas, knocking the wind out of the champion and giving Blitz a big opportunity. Pulling Chen up, Blitz connected with a stiff DDT before giving the sign for the Creeping Death. Blitz dragged Chen back to a vertical position, but The Conman quickly dropped back to his knees and hit Blitz with a low blow! With his opponent doubled over, Chen quickly delivered his new finisher, the Deck Cutter, and rolled Blitz over for the pin to retain the title.

Wood: Big win for Wang Chen! In his first defense of the TV title, "The Conman" knocks off one of the top ranked contenders in the MMP at Homicidal Tendencies. The man who was runner-up to PenDragon in the newcomers battle royal last month has been on quite a roll as of late, and from the look of things, could hold onto the television title for quite some time.

Lewin: I remember at this time last month that was the word going around about Clay Moore. After winning four matches in one night to claim the belt, it looked like Clay would be a longtime TV champ, but only four days ago he was beaten by Chen, who has now won two matches against two top ten contenders in a period of less than a week. It's hard to argue with that.

Wood: I'll agree with you there. You're much more agreeable than Ray, I'll give you that. Objectivity. It's a nice break from my usual broadcast collegue. That aside, we saw what Switch-Blade could do against the top newcomers in the MMP about thirty minutes ago in the newcomers battle royal when he won that event over seven of his peers. Now we'll see how he does in singles competition against a former MMP champion. Damien Jentz, formerly known as "The Demented" xXx, twice held the MMP tag team championship as a member of 7th House with Xenith Xavier and West Law last summer. He looks to get back into things in the MMP in a big way against a man who has already proven here tonight that he means business. Let's go to the ring!

SWITCH-BLADE vs. DAMIEN JENTZ

Switch-Blade came to the ring first, accompanied by the diminutive man in the black cloak that had been appearing in his interview segments of late. For some reason, Blade's introduction was accompanied by a fireworks display that reminded many fans of the array used by the wrestler known as Inferno in the old GWF. Jentz had his tag team partner West Law at his side as he came out. Law was carrying his usual duffle bag that almost certainly contained some illegal objects. The two competitors circled one another before Blade moved in and caught Jentz with a hard knee to the midsection. Blade delivered two more like blows that pushed Jentz back into the turnbuckle where Blade charged in with an avalanche. At the last minute, Jentz side-stepped the charging biker, sending him crashing into the turnbuckle. Jentz capitalized, nailing a swinging neckbreaker before hitting a series of short kneedrops on the neck and applying an armbar submission hold. Blade used his considerable power advantage to break free from the hold, impressively picking Jentz up while still in the hold and delivering a sidewalk slam! The move knocked the wind out of Jentz, allowing Blade to deliver a big legdrop. Rather than going for the cover, Blade simply stepped hard on Jentz's throat with his right foot, pressing down with all his weight in an attempt to crush his opponent's larynx. The referee administered the five count, with Blade barely breaking before the disqualification. He pulled Jentz up off the canvas and went for an Inferno-like heart punch, but Jentz shot his arm up to block the shot and reversed into a hiptoss that sent Blade up and over the top rope to the floor. Not wasting any time, Jentz went right to the top rope and hit a twisting plancha that sent Blade hard back into the saftey rail while drawing a loud reaction from the fans, who were mostly standing shouting their approval. Jentz rolled back in the ring, being admonished by the referee for taking the match to the floor. With the ref distracted, West Law opened his duffle bag and pulled out a PlayStation with WCW Thunder inside. Law smashed the system over Blade's head and stood him back up against the apron as the ref turned around. Jentz pulled his opponent back in the ring and went back to the top rope. He dove off with a flying legdrop, but Blade moved out of the way at the last second. Blade slowly got back to his feet, ducked a clothesline attempt from Jentz, and put his opponent in a torture rack. The referee asked Jentz if he wanted to give up, but before he got a definitive answer, Jentz's legs swung around and accidentally caught the referee in the face, knocking him out! West Law wasted no time in dropping his duffel bag and getting in the ring. He nailed Blade with a kick to the gut and a DDT before helping Jentz back up. The two then hit their tag team finisher, the "Bite Me, Bitch". Jentz made the cover, and Law went over to help the referee to his feet when the mysterious man who was at ringside with Blade reached into the ring and nailed Law over the head with a frying pan! He then went to the top and did the same to Jentz before rolling Blade over on top of his opponent. The referee slowly started to come around, and when he did, he saw Blade covering Jentz for the 1...2...3.

Wood: Make that two for two for Miami native Switch-Blade as he adds a win over Damien Jentz to his resume to go along with the win in the newcomers battle royal, although this one comes under somewhat controversial circumstances.

Lewin: With the referee down, both guys used a bit of outside help from their friends. It just so happens that Blade got his after Law did the damage for Jentz. We're still waiting to find out who that is under the disguise and wielding the frying pan. Perhaps we will all find out in the weeks to come.

Wood: So Jentz comes out on the short end of the stick in his match tonight, let's see how his tag team partner West Law can fare in his battle with Cherokee. As many may know, this will be Cherokee's last match in the MMP. Word around the dressing room is that he and The Tribe are looking to go out with a bang, hopefully leaving their mark on the MMP for a long time to come. Will West Law be able to one-up his tag team partner with a win here tonight? Let's go to the ring!

WEST LAW vs. CHEROKEE

West Law wasted no time in going after his opponent. As Cherokee was making his way to the ring, Law attacked him from behind, nailing a hard DDT on the concrete floor. After slamming him into the safety rail, Law went back to the dressing room area and seemed to be struggling to fit something through the entrance way. A couple of moments passed before Law came back out, rolling a large scaffold out to ringside! Running down the aisle, Law crushed Cherokee between the scaffold and the ring apron before finally throwing his opponent in the ring. Cherokee's ribs seemed to be broken, but that didn't stop West Law. Law nailed a Rocker Dropper and then immediately started climbing up the scaffold. With his opponent laid out in the middle off the ring, Law dazzled the fans by nailing a flawless 450 splash off the scaffold! He covered Cherokee and got the easy 1...2...3. Law walked out victorious, leaving Cherokee requiring assistance from the referee to get back to the dressing room. It was later learned that Cherokee had broken ribs as a result of the contest.

Wood: We wondered going in if Cherokee was going to use this match to leave his mark on the MMP, but instead it was West Law leaving his mark on Cherokee! That's as dominant as I've seen Law in a long time, and I've been following his career for many years now.

Lewin: Well there's no doubt that there was a lot of pressure on Law going into this match. If he had lost to a man who was on his way out of the company, he could have become somewhat of an outcast in the dressing room. Like most workers in any profession, wrestlers have a certain respect for the company they work for and never want somebody going to other federations bragging about how they bested the competition in their old stomping grounds. I'm sure friend and foe alike were pulling for West Law in that match. He didn't disappoint.

Wood: For us on the announce team, the moment of truth is only a few moments away. For the past few months, myself, Steve, Sylvia Stevens, and all the other members of the MMP broadcast team have had to listen to Ray Brewer run on endlessly about how Mr. Beumont should not be allowed to compete in the MMP and that he and all his associates should be shown the door as soon as possible. Tonight Ray goes into battle for only the second time in a number of years in a tag team match with a mystery partner against Mr. Beumont and Ouija Lullabye. No word yet on who the partner will be, but Ray has promised that it's someone that the Commissioner will be less than happy to see back in the MMP. Ray is a key figure in hirings and firings, and has apparently used his influence to get this man back in the fed. We still don't know who it's going to be, but we should find out momentarily. Let's go to the ring.

"THE CANADIAN PIMP" OUIJA LULLABYE & MR. BEUMONT vs. RAY BREWER & MYSTERY PARTNER

Beumont came to the ring first with Welfare William and Hobo Richard. He was wearing green tights with a large dead python over his shoulders. He was carrying a bottle of Jack Daniels and preaching about God to fans about ringside. Lullabye was joined by Super Cupid and joined Beumont in a short pre-match drink. Brewer was joined by his longtime bodyguard Gus the Plumber, but his mystery partner was nowhere to be found. He explained to the crowd that he didn't need a partner to beat a "pair of scrubs" like Beumont and Lullabye. Lullabye opened the match against Brewer. The two faced off in the middle of the ring with Brewer complaining that Lullabye reaked of booze. Brewer nailed a stiff chop to Lullabye's chest, that remarkably put Lullabye down. Brewer made the cover and got the 1...2...3!! As Beumont tried to stumble into the ring, the two masked men that had saved Brewer from an attack by The Family made their way out from under the ring and took out William and Richard. Super Cupid got in the ring and joined Ouija and Brewer in triple-teaming Beumont. Cupid and Ouija took off their shirts to reveal shirts that read "Brewer's Boys" in white letters on a black background. The two masked men got in the ring shortly after and joined in the beating. The first man pulled off his mask to reveal The Rock 'n' Roll Pumpkin. The second was soon identified as Beeficus Maximus!!! Pumpkin went over to Beumont's corner and grabbed the bottle of Jack Daniels, which was still mostly full. Ouija went to the top rope while Brewer set Beumont up for his old trademark finisher, the jumping piledriver. Ouija dove off the top and spiked the piledriver, dropping Beumont on his head through the glass liquor bottle. Gus held the ropes open as Brewer, The Congregation, Beeficus Maximus, and The Rock 'n' Roll Pumpkin made their exit together.

Wood: Beeficus Maximus???? Wow, Ray was right when he said his partner would be an unpopular choice! When he left the MMP last August, it was possibly the most bitter departure from this company that there has ever been. Even during his time in the GWF, Maximus never had a good word to say about the Commissioner here. This should prove very interesting indeed. If Ray wanted to get the boss' attention, I'm sure he's done just that.

Lewin: I have to say I was surprised to see The Congregation turn against The Family like that. Super Cupid has a history of being untrustworthy. Maybe I'm giving The Family a little too much credit in terms of decision making abilities.

Wood: So we go now from the biggest farce of a tag team match I can remember to a big match for the tag team championship. It's Triple Threat and it's Falls Count Anywhere. There must be a winner. After tonight, we should know who are the true MMP tag team champions. We send you now back to the ring, for now at least.

MMP Tag Team Championship
Triple Threat Falls Count Anywhere Match
HARBINGER & THE DESTROYER (C) vs. PSYCHOTIC SAM & THE SAINT vs. NO REMORSE

Before the introductions, the camera spotted a group of six of The Cult Master's followers carrying a large vat of boiling water out towards the ring. They stopped just outside the entrance way and set it down before solemnly making their way to the back. Harbinger and Destroyer were announce first, but were quickly ambushed by No Remorse, who had been hiding amongst the set in spiked trenchcoats. Using a baseball bat and a metal pipe, Blitzkrieg and Whiplash hammered away on their opponents, keeping in control in the opening moments. Blitz nailed a back suplex on Harinber in the aisle, jamming his neck back into the concrete floor. Whiplash pounded on Destroyer with a pipe, but as the big man staggered back and forth, he grabbed the vat of boiling water and tossed it into his opponent's face! The Family was nowhere to be found, but these two teams seemed content to pound away on one another. Blitz dragged Harbinger down towards the ring where he nailed a belly to belly suplex through a table while Destroyer, back near the entrance way, hit Whiplash with a powerbomb that dropped 'Lash's spine on the safety rail. The action was continuing at a steady pace when The Saint appeared on the giant television screen. He challenged both teams to meet him and Sam in the parking lot. Both Blitz and Destroyer stopped what they were doing and headed outside, with Harbinger and Whiplash following moments after they fought back to their feet. As Blitz stepped through the arena entrance, Mr. Beumont came driving by in a Pinto, clipping Blitz's knees and sending him head over heels over the hood of the car. The Saint, with thermos in hand, splashed boiling "holy" water in Destroyer's face before Sam nailed him over the head with Marbels. As Harbinger made his way out of the arena, he was met with a similar attack from Sam, who then slammed his head through a car window. Whiplash was the last to come limping out after the earlier brawl with Harbinger and Destroyer in the arena, and he immediately joined with Saint in double teaming the massive Destroyer. With Harbinger still down, Sam nailed Destroyer in the knee with Marbels, allowing Saint to slap on the Hand of God! Before long, Whiplash broke the hold and peppered Saint with a series of right hands to the head. Blitz got back to his feet and came limping back towards the action, but was intercepted by the relatively fresh Psychotic Sam. While No Remorse and The Family fought, they didn't notice both members of the defending championship team getting back to their feet. Harbinger attacked Blitz and Sam, who fought off towards the other end of the parking lot. Destroyer grabbed a metal pole and came up on both Whiplash and The Saint from behind and nailed both guys over the head before applying the Will Breaker on The Saint!! While the referee checked if Saint wanted to give up, DarkHeart arrived on the scene with a steel chair in hand. He went over to where Harbinger, Blitzkrieg, and Sam were battling and nailed Sam over the head with the chair, knocking him out and leaving Blitz and Harbinger to battle for the right to make the cover. Coming towards the other group, DarkHeart took a swing at Saint, but surprised everyone watching by intentionally missing and nailing Destroyer over the head!! The hold was broken, and both Saint and Destroyer collapsed to the concrete. DarkHeart pulled off his cloak to reveal his identity - Christian Antimarius - but when he turned around, he was caught with the Mechanic's Thrust by Whiplash, who quickly turned and covered Destroyer for the 1...2...3!!! No Remorse captured the tag team titles!!! The victors made their way back into the arena to claim their belts, while the now former champions walked back in to explain themselves to The Cult Master. Helping Saint back to his feet, Antimarius then grabbed Sam, and told him to join he and Saint in the arena. The trio made their way down to the ring. Suddenly, Saint and Antimarius turned around and started hammering Sam, beating and stomping him before tying him to the ropes. The Saint then demanded the microphone.

Saint: You and the rest of the Family know what you have done wrong, and you of all people are a disgrace. I am sick of babysitting you. You drag me down. I take care of you even after what you did to our family and you still became greedy and selfish. Committing sins when I tell you not to. This is not just to you, Sam, but also to the rest of The Family. As far as Antimarius and I are concerned, we are no longer family. Sam, to pay off your sins, you must give up what you love the most.

After tossing the mic aside, Saint held Marbels high for all to see. Antimarius pulled out a blowtorch, and the two men set the dead, stuffed cat on fire. They threw it on the mat in front of Sam, letting him watch Marbels burn before Beumont, Richard, and William came down to free Sam from the ropes.

Wood: I can't believe what I'm seeing! The Saint and Psychotic Sam have been together since day one in the MMP, back when Saint was known as Havoc. It's hard to picture either man without the other one nearby. I wonder if Sam can even understand what has happened to him here tonight.

Lewin: I think Sam will be most concerned with Marbels. He treats that thing like it's still alive. I have to wonder where this leaves The Joker's Child and Ponch. We didn't see either of them out here while this was going on. Where do they stand? Perhaps we'll find out when Joker comes out to face Wolverine a little bit later on.

Wood: Overshadowed by the split between Sam and The Saint is the fact that we have new MMP tag team champions. If you remember back nearly a year ago, No Remorse came to the MMP hyped as one of the top tag teams in the business. They soon started bringing the HWA tag titles to the ring for their matches. Now, after nearly a year, they have captured the MMP tag belts to go with their long list of accomplishments. We've seen one title change here tonight. Will we see another one in our next match? The universal title will be on the line next as The Bootlegger defends against The True MMP Bigman. I think most of us here in the arena have figured out this little mystery, and I'm sure many of you at home have as well. Let's go to the ring!

MMP Universal Championship Match
THE BOOTLEGGER (C) vs. THE TRUE MMP BIGMAN

The Bootlegger was joined by Switch-Blade and The Bootleggerettes for this all-important match. He was carrying a microphone as he made his entrance:

BOOTLEGGER: Now who of the countless thousands of my conquered pleibeians could this be? Huh, could it be DARKSON? Hah, no how about AVENGER? Nah, hahahahahahahahahahah!!!! Well, bring it on, "BIGMAN", hahahahahahaahah and get ready for the Heart's Desire....... (Turning to his cohorts at ringside but still holding the mic) Who in the hell sends fried chicken?

Then before the Bigman is even introduced, realization dawns on the vile Italian's face. A look of sheer terror suddenly blankets his features. Switch-Blade and Veronica look on in confusion.

BOOTLEGGER:" No... no... not him!!!! The chicken.... oh no....."

Bootlegger dropped the mic for the introduction of his opponent - The Masked...Brick Stevens?? Where most people had expected The Masked Lard to make his return, the drastically out of shape Brick Stevens made his way slowly down to ringside, wearing a neckbrace from the last time he was on MMP television a couple of months ago. Brick struggled up the steps and between the ropes and was met with a big clothesline from the somewhat relieved universal champion. Bootlegger nailed a running elbowdrop and made the quick cover. Brick, out of breath from his long walk to the ring (??), was unable to kick out and Bootlegger scored what could have been the easiest win of his career. After Bootlegger rolled Brick to the floor, the lights in the arena went out. A few moments later, the lights came back up and showed Bootlegger covered in fried chicken grease and KFC-style gravy!! Fans about ringside started chanting "Greasebath!! Greasebath!!" as the livid Bootlegger angrily rolled to the outside and made his way back to the dressing room.

Wood: Not exactly what everyone was expecting, I'm sure. By bell time, even The Bootlegger was expecting The Masked Lard to make his return, but instead we get an overweight Brick Stevens, who only lasts a few seconds in the ring before Bootlegger put him away.

Lewin: I know if you ask The Bootlegger, that look on his face was merely an attempt to psych out his opponent, but if you ask me, I say Bootlegger has to question his ability to beat The Masked Lard, who could be back in the ring as soon as next weekend. He really looked worried when he thought he had figured out who had sent him the fried chicken last week on SNS. I think we'll see a match between those two somewhere down the road.

Wood: Up next we have another Triple Threat Match, but this time there is a special twist. Unlike the previous match where No Remorse won the tag titles, to win this match you have to outlast both opponents. The Regulator, Steve Simon, and Gemini Killer will battle it out. No titles on the line, but the pride of all three is very much at stake. Let's go to the ring!

Triple Threat Elimination Match
THE REGULATOR vs. "STUNNING" STEVE SIMON vs. GEMINI KILLER

With Gemini waiting in the ring, emerald and gold lights shone down on the runway. Soon, two women carrying flags led a caravan to ringside. One of the flags showed an image of Regulator's trademark battle mask, while the other was the likeness of a square from the Hollywood Walk of Fame with SSS' signature on it. Inside the van were various individuals dressed as West Law, Gemini Killer, Moonelf, and Evel Woody. Also inside were Regulator and Simon, who were playing a game of chess. The two men slowly exited the caravan and got in the ring, Simon facing Gemini and Regulator circling from behind. Regulator tossed SSS the marble chess board that the two had been using in the van, and SSS nailed Gemini right over the head with it!! Regulator and Simon double teamed the barely conscious Gemini, hitting him with a spike piledriver before Regulator stepped aside and let Gemini get put in the Hollywood Stretch!!! Regulator went down to the outside as Gemini submitted, putting the match down to SSS and Regulator. Rather than getting back in the ring, Onyx let himself get counted out, giving the win to SSS. Regulator and SSS shook hands as they got into the caravan and started playing another game of chess. The van drove the duo back to the dressing room while the ref checked on Gemini.

Wood: Looks like Regulator and SSS pulled one over on Gemini there. This match was originally set to be one-on-one between Gemini and Simon, with Regulator reluctantly joining in only a couple of weeks ago. Was it a plan all along? We'll let you draw your own conclusion as we go to our next big title match. The extreme championship belt will go home with somebody new when Dr. No Limit, The Destroyer, and Pot Head do battle in a Vanity Match with The Ryno as the special referee. Let's go to the ring!

MMP Extreme Championship
Triple Threat Vanity Match
THE DESTROYER vs. DR. NO LIMIT vs. POT HEAD

Special Guest Referee
THE RYNO

The first man out was Ryno, who was carrying the extreme championship belt which would be presented to the winner. Ryno got on the mic:

Ryno: I'm sad to see this precious belt not being defended the past month or so, which I admit is my fault. I've chosen you three wrestlers for your Extreme-ness, therefore this better be a good fight. Not only am I the Hardcore S.O.B. but I'm the Hardcore R.E.F. So you guys can do whatever you want, I'm only here to count the 1-2-3.

Destroyer was introduced first, followed shortly by DNL with Zane and Charles. Three cloaked men then made their way down to ringside, distracting the men in the ring while a fourth came down through the crowd wielding a metal pipe. He nailed Destroyer over the head with the pipe, knocking the big man down before throwing the cloak aside to reveal Pot Head underneath. The three other cloaked men shook off their disguises to reveal No Remorse and The Supplier. They all jumped in the ring and joined Pot Head in taking Destroyer and DNL down. It wasn't long before Zane and Charles, seeing that DNL was drastically outnumbered, jumped in the ring themselves to even up the odds as the cell started lowering from the ceiling. The Supplier and Zane battled in one corner while DNL went under the ring for some goodies. He pulled out a lava lamp and nailed Destroyer over the head with it while No Remorse and Pot Head triple teamed Charles. The Supplier and Zane battled through the ropes to the floor, and were left fighting between the cell and the ring. No Remorse rolled Charles out to the floor and Pot grabbed his pipe. While the tag champs looked on, Pot came up on DNL from behind and nailed him over the head with the pipe. Pot got in a couple of good shots and the started stomping away on his opponent. In the meantime, Ryno was trying to get some control over the outside interference, curbing No Remorse, Zane, Charles, and The Supplier to the outside and ushering them out of the cage. Before long, Destroyer got back to his feet and pulled out a pair of brass knucks. He nailed Pot Head in the back of the head with a hard right hand before picking up DNL and delivering a pumphandle slam. Destroyer then turned his attention back to Pot Head, who was still feeling the effects of the brass knucks to the back of the skull. He pulled Pot Head up and whipped him hard into one of the full-size mirrors that were stationed in each corner before setting the man up for a powerbomb. As he connected, DNL clipped Destroyer from behind with the lava lamp once again. Pot Head fell hard on the shards of glass that were left from the shattered mirror and DNL started working over Destroyer's legs, slapping on a figure four leglock!! Destroyer refused to give up, but DNL was not about to let go of the hold. Suddenly, Pot Head was back on his feet and climbing to the top rope. He came off with a corkscrew splash aimed at DNL, but it missed and Pot landed face first on the canvas! DNL broke the hold on Destroyer, grabbed Pot Head, and nailed the Limit Driver!! With DNL making the cover, Ryno was able to put aside his relationship with Pot Head and do the right thing, counting the man's shoulders down for the three count to give DNL his first-ever extreme championship.

Wood: Folks, Dr. No Limit is your new MMP extreme champion! This is a title that DNL has been chasing for quite some time, and here at Homicidal Tendencies, he has accomplished his goal with that pinfall over Pot Head.

Lewin: You have to admire that The Ryno was able to call that match right down the middle. More often than not, special referees end up being biased, swaying matches clearly in the favor of one man. Not tonight. Ryno was quick to get No Remorse and DNL's men out of the cage, letting those three men decide things for themselves.

Wood: We go from one tag team match to another, possibly the most anticipated match in the history of the midwestern championship. Joker's Child won the title from Wolverine at our last PPV event, and ever since that night these two men have been exchanging words back and forth. Wolverine even kidnapped Mr. Beumont, only for Joker to retaliate by having Wolverine arrested and charged with kidnapping. I understand those charges are still pending, but for tonight, it's just going to be one on one. Joker's Child and Wolverine do battle for the midwestern championship!

MMP Midwestern Championship Match
THE JOKER'S CHILD (C) vs. WOLVERINE

With Wolverine waiting in the ring, Joker came down to ringside with Ponch and the hobos, smoking a cigar and carrying the midwestern championship belt over his shoulder. When he stepped between the ropes, Joker spit right in Wolverine's face! He tried to sucker punch the challenger as he wiped the saliva off his face, but Wolverine blocked the cheap shot and connected with a knee to the midsection followed quickly by a face buster. The crowd let out a loud chorus of cheers as Wolverine took over to start the match. He nailed a big legdrop accross the back of Joker's neck. He then pulled the champion up, sent him off the ropes, and nailed Joker with a big boot to the face that put the champion to the outside. As Wolverine followed him out, the hobos started grabbing trash from the seats around ringside and throwing it at the challenger but Wolverine, remembering how he lost the title in the first place, ignored the hobos and stayed on Joker. After getting slammed into the ring post, Joker reached out in desperation to Ponch, who passed him a bag labelled "Magic Dust". Joker poured out the contents - old pencil shavings - and threw it right in Wolverine's face, blinding the challenger long enough for Joker to get back to his feet. Joker threw Wolverine back in and nailed a hangman's noose neckbreaker. He then put one foot on Wolverine's chest and flexed for the crowd as he tried to get the win, but Wolverine brushed Joker off at the two count. Joker then pulled Wolverine up and threw him off the ropes for a clothesline, but Wolverine ducked and came off the other side with a flying bodypress that put both competitors out to the floor. Wolverine shot quickly to his feet to avoid being attacked by the hobos and grabbed a steel chair. He nailed Joker accross the back and wound up for a second shot, but Ponch grabbed the chair away. Not wanting to get drawn into anything, Wolverine avoided Ponch and threw Joker back in the ring. He nailed a swinging neckbreaker followed by a big inverted atomic drop. With Joker staggered and gasping for breath, Wolverine wound up for a superkick, but Joker ducked out of the way and quickly wrapped Wolverine in the Last Laugh!!! Joker wrestled him to the mat and held him in the middle of the ring, keeping Wolverine too far away from the ropes to force a break. Wolverine refused to quit, but he was struggling just to retain consciousness while trying to break the hold. After nearly three minutes, Wolverine blacked out. The referee stopped the match and awarded it to Joker. Joker and the hobos rolled Wolverine to the floor before asking for the mic. Just before he could begin, Mack came down to ringside wearing his Mack 3:16: I Just Dropped the Soap shirt. As he started up the steps to the ring, The Ryno came running in through the crowd with a baseball bat. Ryno nailed the hobos over the head with the bat, saving the last shot for Joker. Mack then tore off his shirt to reveal the new Mack 3:16: Suck my d*ck! Both men stomped away on Joker before walking to the back re-united.

Wood: So Joker's Child retains the midwestern championship, but not without having to pay a measure of restitution to Ryno and Mack for what he has put Mack through over the past month. They're helping Joker to the back as we speak. Good effort from Wolverine tonight, and you have to admire the fact that he didn't give it up, but Joker had one too many tricks up his sleave.

Lewin: As we have said, this was probably the biggest match ever involving the midwestern title. I have to wonder if one match will be able to put this feud to rest. Remember, the situation over the Beumont kidnapping still remains unresolved. I guess we'll have to wait and see where things go from here.

Wood: Only one match left before the big one between Ryno and Masochrist, and for it we send you out on the water for the first ever Shipwreck Match. Virus Richards and Captain Patrick O'Conner will battle on a replica of the SS Edmund Fitzgerald with timed charges set to go off exactly twenty minutes from bell time. To win the match, you have to throw your opponent overboard. Both men will have rescue vessels on standby to pick them up if they are defeated. Anything goes, and in an interesting twist we saw on this past SNS, John Korso was named the special referee when Bootlegger and Richards were beaten by O'Conner and The Ryno. Our cameras are in position, let's go to the match!

Shipwreck Match
CAPTAIN PATRICK O'CONNER vs. VIRUS RICHARDS

Special Guest Referee
JOHN KORSO

The cameras on the ship first showed a shot of the two rescue boats. George Achica manned one, while Virus' two black security guards and Michael. Referee Korso went over the rules with the two competitors, but O'Conner didn't want to wait. He grabbed an oar off a nearby rack and cracked it over Richards' head! Korso stepped back and let the two men go at it. O'Conner DDT'd Virus on the deck and then went for a belly to belly suplex, but Virus reversed it and slammed O'Conner down onto the glass covering the steps to the lower levels. He then pulled O'Conner up towards the main steering wheel, spun the wheel hard, and slammed O'Conner's face into the spinning wooden wheel! With O'Conner down, Virus grabbed the nearby radio. He took the paperwork for his rescue boat out of his boot, contacted the coast guard, and reported that the boat had been stolen by Patrick O'Conner. Before he could finish giving the details, O'Conner grabbed Virus and Irish-whipped him down the stairs into the cargo bay. O'Conner slammed Virus head first into a cargo hold and shut a door on Richards' head before dragging him back up to the deck. Virus jabbed O'Conner with a thumb to the eye to get a moment to catch his breath, but referee Korso got right in his face, screaming that if he kept it up, Korso would throw Virus over himself. O'Conner moved back in, but Korso grabbed a small anchor of the deck, spun around quickly, and nailed O'Conner right in the face!! Korso helped Virus to his feet, and the two men started hammering away on O'Conner. George tried to start up the rescue boat, but when he couldn't he noticed oil leaking out of his engine. Holding up a tool chest, Michael taunted George, telling him that he was the one who had tampered with his engine. Suddenly, the sounds of a bugle playing "Charge!" started to play. Coming in on jet-skis were The Regulator, The Bootlegger, and Switch-Blade. Bootlegger was dressed as Captain Ahab while Regulator and Switch-Blade were in full pirate gear. The three men boarded the ship and joined Korso and Virus in beating on O'Conner. Realizing how much time was left before the charges started going off, the group dumped O'Conner over the side as Michael pulled up to collect his boss and his associates.

Wood: I can't believe what I just saw! John Korso has joined up with Virus Richards, The Bootlegger, The Regulator, and Switch-Blade! I can't believe that after helping O'Conner and Ryno win that tag team match last week, he would turn sides so quickly...or maybe this was all a set-up from day one! Everyone in this arena is in shock! This adds all the more fuel to the fire for O'Conner's match coming up on Saturday with The Bootlegger for the universal championship. I guess it's a good thing the match will be inside of a steel cage. Well, the time is here. Ryno and Masochrist. World title. Last Blood Match. It should be one on one, as Mack is no longer in the arena. Before we go to our main event here at Homicidal Tendencies, let's show you footage that we captured a few moments ago in the parking lot.

Ryno: Dude, I think you should go home and take a little time off. Know what I mean, right?

Mack: Yeah man.

Ryno: Joker's done a lot of sh*t to you. Just go home, relax, spend time with Starla, just get everything off your mind. Starla, they didn't hurt you, did they?

Starla: No, I'm surprised. They barely did anything. Must not like girls or something.

Mack: Hey man, before we go, I gotta say "Kick Maso's ass".

Ryno: You know I will.

Mack and Starla will step into a limo as Ryno goes back into the arena.

MMP World Championship
Last Blood Match
THE RYNO (C) vs. MASOCHRIST

The only referee in sight was head MMP physician Dr. Jack van Nostrand. The cameras acknowledged two ambulances fully staffed with EMTs waiting backstage. The challenger came out first, dragging Kellye down to ringside by her hair. Masochrist wasn't left waiting long, as Ryno came out shortly after, carrying a chainsaw. He seemed to re-think his plan, leaving the chainsaw in the aisle before charging the ring with brass knuckles on his hands. Grabbing a chair on his way in, Ryno ducked a clothesline from Masochrist and nailed him with three big chair shots that busted Masochrist open in the opening seconds. With the challenger down on the canvas, Ryno went to the outside and grabbed a table, which he set flat against the turnbuckle. Setting Masochrist against the table, Ryno came flying in with a bronco buster that sent Maso crashing through the table into the buckle! Seeing that Masochrist was in trouble, Pablo made his way down to the ring, pushing a closed dumpster. Pablo stood a ladder in the corner, but couldn't do much more before Dr. No Limit, the new extreme champion, came running down the aisle and attacked Pablo from behind. He sent Pablo head first into the dumpster before dragging the former MMP spanish announcer back to the dressing room. Ryno pulled Maso out from the pile of broken table parts and went for an Irish whip into the ladder, but Maso reversed it, sending Ryno crashing head-first into the steel. A clothesline from Masochrist put Ryno over the top rope and the two men started fighting on the floor. Maso slammed Ryno head first into the dumpster, opening a large gash on his forehead before taking the fight into the aisle. Maso tried to powerbomb Ryno on the floor, but Ryno blocked it and back-dropped Masochrist right onto the chainsaw that he had left there before the match. Maso grabbed his back, obviously injured, as Ryno pulled him up and started back through the entrance way. They emerged in the lobby, with Ryno slamming Maso face first into a glass fire hose case drawing even more blood out of the challenger. With Maso staggered, Ryno broke the lid off an unmarked barrel and thrusted his arm into a vasoline-like substance. He then pulled out a a lighter and lit his own arm on fire!! As Maso turned around, Ryno caught him with, literally, a flaming clothesline! After delivering the blow, Ryno grabbed a fire extinguisher off the wall and put out the fire on his arm, then delivered a vicious blow to he head with the heavy metal cannister! Ryno tossed the blood-stained extinguisher aside before taking the match to the parking lot. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Super Cupid came up on Ryno from behind and nailed him over the head with a tire iron! While this was going on, Captain Patrick O'Conner, who was just arriving to the arena, jumped out of his car and nailed Cupid with a forearm shot to the head and battled The Congregation member back inside the building. The attack, however, gave Masochrist the opening he needed. Grabbing a spool of rope out of the trunk of a nearby car, Masochrist tied Ryno up by the feet to the bumper of the car, got in, and drove off, dragging Ryno along behind!!! A few moments later, the car arrived back at the arena with Ryno hanging limp off the back end of the vehicle. Dr. van Nostrand checked on Ryno and looked like he was ready to stop the match, but the champion's pleading got the doctor to let the match continue. Masochrist got out of the car, blood streaming down his face, and moved back in on Ryno, when suddenly a limo came screeching into the parking lot and slammed into the challenger, sending him flying against the side of a dumpster!! The limo was being driven by Mack!! Ryno started back to his feet as the limo sped off. Grabbing Masochrist, Ryno got up on a semi where he caught Masochrist with a DDT. While the doctor checked on Masochrist, a dump truck pulled up, filled with broken glass. The referee allowed Masochrist to continue, and Ryno pulled him up ready for the Ryno Charge into the dumptruck, but Maso blocked it and backdropped Ryno into the truck bed! The shards of glass started digging into Ryno's back as Maso reached in and pulled the champion halfway out of the dumpster and nailed a DDT that pulled Ryno the rest of the way out, dropping his skull hard on the pavement!!! The cement of the parking lot was covered in blood as Maso pulled Ryno up and delivered an inverted powerbomb right on the concrete!!! The doctor checked on Ryno once again, but this time he wouldn't let Ryno keep going. Ryno was soaked in crimson and, although he was still moving and trying fight his way back up, the doctor stepped in and stopped the match. A referee came running out from the back of the arena to hand Masochrist the world title, but the new champ didn't want to stop. A swarm of police officers came flooding out of the arena to hold him back as the screen fades to black.

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