"Rink of Dreams"
(Written, produced, directed, and Zamboni driven by: Lucy B)
(Costume design, principal photography, body-painting, and personal secretarial services to OS Ken by: Marcia)
'The Start of a Great Feud'
D'Artagnan and the Half-Nekkid Body-Painted Warrior have hit it off, and engage in a bit of friendly(?) swordplay . . .
"En garde!"
(clang, clang, stab, stab)
"Ah, my friend, you are a much more worthy opponent than the evil Undeloro!"
"Yes, and I will carve you like a turkey!"
(Photos scanned, skate blades sharpened, and Butterball prepared by: Lesley)
"Hey, D'Artagnan, no fair! Yours is a lot longer than mine!"
"And there you have it, monsieur! It is obvious why I was picked for the long program, and you for the short!"
(Are those "Land of the Stones" stones?)
Yes!
(And are those thumbtacks stuck in HNBP Warrior's pants?)
Yes -- ouch!