A Metrobus pulled up in front of the main entrance at the Village Mall in St. John's.

An independant looking young career woman, wearing a tight mini-skirt, high heels, white blouse and vest proceeded to walk up to the door of the bus and attempt to get on. However, she found that her skirt was too tight, and she wasn't able to navigate the first step to climb on.

She simply reached behind and lowered the zipper a little, hoping to loosen the skirt enough to make the step. Again she tried, again she failed to get on the bus.

Undaunted, she reached behind again and opened the zipper a little more, but to no avail. She still could not make the first step.

Finally, she reached back, and lowered the zipper as far as it would go, but even this was not enough, as she still could not get her foot up to the first step.

Johnny Ledrew, who had been standing in line behind her the whole time, calmly reached out, put both hands on her waist, and easily lifted her onto the bus.

She turned around and lashed out at Johnny. "How dare you touch me like that!!! You have no right to put your hands on me like that!!! You don't even know me!!!"

Johnny responded, "Well, me maid, after you reached back and opened me fly, I kinda figured we were pretty good friends."

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