Arch and Mable stormed into the dentists office and marched
directly to the receptionist's desk.
Arch smacked his fist down and bellowed, "I demand to see the
dentist and I demand to see him now!!!"
"Is there an emergency?" asked the receptionist.
Arch raised his voice even louder, "I demand to see a dentist this
very moment!!! I want a tooth pulled now, this very instant!!!"
"Of course, sir," she responded, "but it'll take a few minutes for
the Novocain to take effect."
"No Novocain," said Arch. "Ain't got the time. Just pull the
tooth and pull it now!!! I don't care about the pain!!"
Impressed with this display of courage, the receptionist
responded, "The dentist is in here, sir. Come on in and show him
which tooth it is."
"Come here Mable," said Arch. "Show him your tooth."