A young man was delighted to finally be asked

home to meet the parents of the young woman

he'd been seeing for some time. He was quite

nervous about the meeting, though, and by the

time he arrived punctually at the doorstep, he

was in a state of gastric distress.

The problem developed into one of acute

flatulence, and halfway through the canapes

the young man realized he couldn't hold it in

one second longer without exploding. A tiny

fart escaped.

"SPOT!!!" called out the young woman's

mother to the family dog, lying at the young

man's feet.

Relieved at the dog having been blamed, the

young man let another, slightly larger one go.

"SPOT!!!" she called out sharply.

"I've got it made", thought the fellow to

himself. "One more and I'll feel fine." So he let

loose a really big one.

"SPOT!!!!!" shrieked the mother. "Get over

here before he shits on you!!!"