Nish and his wife Ann were golfing one day when they came upon a tough par four hole. Nish sliced his drive deep into the woods, and told his wife he'd have to chip out.

"Maybe not dear," she said. "Do you see that barn over there? If I opened the doors on both sides, I think you could hit it right through and reach the green."

Nish sized it up and decided to give it a try. Ann proceeded to the barn, opened both doors, and got out of the way.

Nish hit the ball. It sailed through the first door, hit a crossbeam, bounced back, and hit Ann square on the head and killed her.

About a year later, Nish is playing the same hole, only this time he's playing with his buddy, Hector. Again, he slices to the same spot in the woods.

"I guess I'll chip back to the fairway," said Nish.

"No wait!!!" said Hector. "If I opened the doors on that old barn over there you could hit it right through and onto the green."

"No way!!!!" said Nish. "I tried that last year and I won't be trying it again!!!"

"Why not?" asked Hector.

"I got a seven," said Nish.