Aunt Minnie Masters is 75 years old, and lives in Joe Batts Arm.

Aunt Minnie went into the local convenience store one day to get some dog food for her Yorkshire Terrier.

"I'm sorry Ma'am," said the cashier. "I can't sell you any dog food unless you show me proof that you really have a dog. Some senior citizens have been known to eat dog food themselves."

Aunt Minnie grumbled a little, but went home, brought in her dog, and got the dog food.

A few weeks later, Aunt Minnie went into the same store to buy some cat food for her beloved Tabby, Chester.

The cashier gave her the same story, and reluctantly, Aunt Minnie went home, brought in Chester, and got the cat food.

About a month after that, Aunt Minnie went into the same store, walked up to the same cashier, and said, "Would you do me a favour, my dear?"

"Sure," smiled the bubbly cashier.

Aunt Minnie showed her a box with a small hole in the top, and said, "Would you stick your finger in this hole?"

Puzzled, the cashier agreed, and stuck her finger in the hole.

"Yuck!!!!!" she screamed. "Thats gross!!!!! What is it?"

"I'd like to buy some toilet paper," said Aunt Minnie.