Danny Spencer and his girlfriend Liz had been seeing each other for several months, so it was quite an event when Danny was invited to her home for dinner to meet her parents. Liz was so excited about the event that she let Danny know in no uncertain terms that if dinner went well, Danny may very well get lucky later in the evening.

Needless to say, our boy Danny was ecstatic, and headed for the Pharmacy, where he spent about an hour with the Pharmacist telling him what a big evening he was going to have, and finding out all he could about condoms and sex.

At the cash register, the Pharmacist asked him if he wanted the 3-pack, the 12-pack or the large 144-pack. Danny replied that although tonight would be the first time, he would need several for tonight and, from now on they would probably always be at it, so he had better pick up the large 144-pack.

Danny arrived at 6pm promptly. Liz met him in the door and led him directly to the dining room, where her parents were already seated.

After taking his place at the table, Danny immediately offered to say Grace and bowed his head. Five minutes passed, ten minutes, fifteen. After twenty minutes, Liz finally leaned over to him and whispered, "I didn't know you were this religious."

Danny whispered his reply, "I didn't know your father was a Pharmacist."