Fred and Bill went moose hunting every year, year after year, and never got a moose.

This year, they were bound and determined to get their moose, so they thought they'd try a new method. They went out and got a female moose costume, and the plan was to lure the bull to a clearing, and then shoot him.

So off to the woods they went, where they put on the costume. Fred was the front half, and Bill was the rear. They positioned themselves at the edge of a clearing, and after sounding the mating call a couple of times, they heard a bull respond in the distance.

A couple more mating calls, and the bull kept sounding closer and closer, until he broke through the bushes and into the clearing. When he saw the female moose, he started to snort, and thump his hooves on the ground.

"Okay!!!" exclaimed Bill. "Lets get out of this costume and shoot him!!!"

"I can't!!!" said Fred. "The zipper is stuck."

"Well, what are we gonna do now then?" asked Bill.

"I'm gonna start nibbling grass," said Fred. "You'd better brace yourself!!!"