It was a beautiful sunny Sunday morning when Reverend Carter awakened from his sleep at his home in Glovertown. He was feeling a little naughty, and decided to call in sick and take advantage of the nice weather by shooting a round of golf.

"But you're the Minister," said his wife. "You can't call in sick. Besides, what if someone sees you on the golf course?"

"I'll go where no one knows me," said the Minister. "I'll go to Frenchman's Cove."

At the Grande Meadows course in Frenchman's Cove, he was on the Par 3 Number 7 hole. He hit his tee shot, it bounced a couple of times on the green, rolled a few feet, and fell in the hole.

A Hole in One!!!!!

Meanwhile, in Heaven, an Angel said to God, "God, you know he's a Minister skipping off from church on a Sunday morning. Why would you reward him with a hole in one?"

"That's not a reward," said God. "That's punishment. Who's he going to tell?"