Jason was busy stocking shelves at a grocery store in Marystown, when a customer approached him.

"Hey boy," said the man. "Where's the lettuce?"

Jason politely stopped what he was doing and showed the gentleman where to find the lettuce.

"I'd like a half a head," said the man.

"I'm sorry, sir," said Jason. "We don't sell lettuce by the half-head, just by the head."

"But I don't need a whole head," said the man.

"I can only sell you a whole head, sir," said Jason.

"Please, young man, go see your manager. I wish to purchase a half-head of lettuce!!!" insisted the man.

Jason, keeping his cool, went to the manager's office and said to his boss, "Hey Lew, there's some asshole out here who wants to buy a half-head of lettuce."

At that very moment, he noticed the customer in question was standing directly behind him.

"And," continued Jason, "this fine gentleman would like to purchase the other half."

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