It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Fred, along with a few of his buddies decided to shoot a round of golf at Grande Meadows in Frenchman's Cove.

Fred was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot, when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker. "Would the gentleman on the Ladies Tee please back up to the Men's Tee."

Fred continued with his practise swings and seemed impervious to the interuption. The voice boomed again, "Would the man on the Ladies Teen kindly back up to the Men's Tee."

Fred had heard enough. He interupted his routine and shouted, "Would the announcer in the clubhouse please shut up and let me play my second shot!!!"