Larr Jenson wasn't exactly the brightest individual on Fogo Island. That's why, when his best buddy Garth got a call from him one day, he had no idea what to expect.

"Garth!!! Ya gotta come right over!!!" said Larr.

"Why? Whats the problem?" asked Garth.

"I bought this jigsaw puzzle," said Larr, "and none of the pieces fit!"

"Listen Larr," said Garth, "you've put together hundreds of jigsaw puzzles. You know how to do it. Start with the corners and the edges, and then fill in the middle."

"But Garth, the pieces don't fit!!! Theres no edges and no corners!! Ya gotta come over!!"

"Whats in the picture, Larr?" asked Garth.

"Its a big rooster," said Larr. "Its a real nice picture, but ya gotta come right over cause none of the pieces fit!!"

"Okay," sighed Garth. "I'm on my way." A few minutes later Garth arrived at Larr's house and was escorted into the kitchen.

"See what I mean!!!" said Larr. "Nar side piece and nar corner, and I can't get nar piece to fit!!!

"For God sakes Larr," said Garth, "will ya put the cornflakes back in the box!!!"