Fred and Winnie were vacationing in Florida, the first time they had been off the Bonavista Peninsula. They were visiting a zoo, marveling at animals they had only seen before on television.

When they came accross the gorilla cage, it was apparant that the ape was quite taken by Winnie and how pretty she looked in her little summer dress.

Fred thought this would be a good time to have a little fun.

"Flash a little more leg at him, Winnie," he said.

She did, supplemented by a little provocative wiggle.

The gorilla got even more excited, and started pounding his chest to display his affection.

"Drop one of your shoulder straps, Winnie," said Fred.

She did, which drove the gorilla wild. He was pounding his chest, yelling, and swinging from the trees.

"Lift your skirt completely, Winnie," said Fred.

This she did, which sent the ape into an uncontrolable frenzy.

With that, Fred grabbed her by the hair, opened the door to the cage, and threw her in with the gorilla.

"Now," he said. "Tell HIM you have a headache.