Little Lester Loveless went to Sunday School in Seal Cove.

One particular Sunday afternoon, the regular teacher was sick and the Church Minister was filling in.

"Where does God Live?" he asked the children.

"That's easy!!!" piped up Lester. "God lives in da batroom at 'ome."

"Oh really?" asked the Minister. "How do you know that Lester?"

"Tis da same ting every marnin'," said Lester. "Floss goes in da batroom, an' the only ting you 'ears out of the ole lady an' the ole man is 'Good God are you still in da batroom?'"