Well, see, now bye, twas like dis. I was shootin' a round of golf all by meself in Frenchman's Cove. I was on hole number seven, a par tree.
I took out me tree iron and was about to tee off, when I 'eard a sound from just on da edge of da woods. I looked over and dere was dis frog lookin' right at me!!

"Ribbet. Ribbet. Five iron. Ribbet."

I tought to meself, "Geeze I must 'ave 'ad one too many Blue Stars down at da Hall last night." But, I put me tree iron in me bag, took da shot wit me five iron, and put da ball right on da green no more than a foot from da 'ole. "Tanks frog," I said.

"Ribbet. No sweat," said da frog.

Well sir, I birdied da 'ole, and took da frog wit me for da rest of da round, and 'ad the best score I ever had.

After da golf round, I brought da frog 'ome. "Is there anything else you'm good at?" I asked him.

"Ribbet. Ribbet. Lotto. Lotto. Ribbet," said da frog.

The frog picked six numbers fer da 649 dat night and I'll be damned if I didn't win da jackpot. Two an' a 'alf million.

So da frog an' meself went on a little vacation to celebrate. We went to Las Vegas, an' I took da frog to one of dem Casinos an' played somethin' called Roulette. I said to da frog, "What should I do frog?"

"Ribbet. Ribbet. Black 34. Ribbet."

"All right," I said to buddy runnin' da ting. "A tousand bucks on Black 34."

Sure enough, up comes Black 34, an' buddy pushed a bloody big pile o' chips over. I said, "What now frog?"

"Ribbet. Ribbet. Red 45. Ribbet."

I told buddy to put da works of it on Red 45, and I'll be damned if it didn't come up Red 45. Buddy explained that he didn't have enough chips and I'd have to get a cheque. I asked 'im how much twas fer an' 'e said tree million dollars.

Off I goes wit me frog an' me money. We 'ad da biggest kind of a scoff and I got the biggest room in da fanciest 'otel I could find. When we got in da room I said to da frog, "Frog, you'm after doin' some awful good stuff fer I, is der anyting I can do fer you?"

The frog said, "Ribbet. Ribbet. Kiss me. Ribbet."

So I did, an' then der was this puff o' smoke an' da frog turned into a 15 year old girl, an' dat Yer Honour is how dis 15 year old girl ended up in me 'otel room.