Jimmy and Gussie were on the children's ward in the
hospital, in beds next to each other. Jimmy said, "Hey Gussie, what are ya in for?" Gussie replied, "I gotta get me tonsils out . I'm some nervous." "There's nothin' to it," said Jimmy. "I had that done last year. You go to sleep, and when you wake up, you get all the Jello and Ice Cream you can eat." "What are you in for Jimmy?" said Gussie. "I gotta get circumcised," said Jimmy. "Oh thats bad," said Gussie. "I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year." |