Cinderella
(Politically Correct Version)
Once Upon a time there was a gender neutral young adult human individual who's given name was Cinderella.

This gender neutral individual of modest means had two cosmetically challenged non-blood related siblings, who for no apparant reason strongly suggested that most of the physical effort required to adequately maintain reasonable living standards in their place of residence of no particular nationality be preformed by this gender neutral young adult human individual.

Cinderella also had a cosmetically challanged non-blood related parental figure, who'e physical appearance, like that of the non-blood related siblings, could rival that of an antler bearing member of the deer family, who's personality was devoid of positive traits.

The participants of this anecdote were the recipients of information indicating an important, non-religious, inter-denominational social gathering was imminent, the project of an individual of Royal breeding, without political affiliation, the purpose of which was to seek a candidate for a long term matrimonial arrangement with this non-racial Royal individual of no particular political affiliation.

Cinderella's cosmetically challenged non-blood related parental figure and siblings all attended this important non-religious inter-denominational social gathering, however, Cinderella, on the evening in question, was at the place of residence of the individuals featured in this anecdote, preforming household tasks and domestic duties of a non-specific nature.

It was the desire of Cinderella, our gender neutral young adult human individual, to also be in attendance at this important non-religious inter-denominational social gathering, so this desire was communicated aloud, in the hope of super natural intervention.

Lo and behold, in a flash of light of no particular colour, which for the moment caused our gender neutral young adult human individual to become visually challenged, there appeared a human-like personage, with uncertain earthly physical characteristics, who, when asked for identification, claimed to be a parental figure of sorts with certain spiritual connections.

This humanlike personage with uncertain earthly physical characteristics, in an act of universal generousity, created for Cinderella an appearance of cosmetic perfection, complete with non-affilliated organically powered transportation, creating the ability to be in attendance at this important non-religious inter-denominational social gathering, with no commitments of a financal nature, on the condidion that Cinderella's presence be terminated at midnight, 12:30 in Newfoundland.

Our gender neutral young adult human individual, along with the individual of Royal breeding, without political affilliation, attracted the attention of those in attendance, especially when Cinderella lost a non-specific article of clothing upon depart the event in apparant haste.

The individual of Royal breeding, after a non-specific period of time attempting to match the no-specific article of clothing with the individual from whom it was separated, eventually discovered the sublect of the search was, in fact, Cinderella.

What followed was an ecumenical inter-denominational all-encompassing matrimonial ceremony creating a legal and socially acceptable arrangement between the individual of Royal breeding and the gender neutral young adult human individual who proceeded to co-habitate in a satisfactory state of emotional acceptance for an extended non-specific open ended period of time.