Ever notice how, whenever you go visit a Doctor, whatever the reason for your visit, one of his first questions is, "Are you regular? Have you moved your bowels yet today?"

Abel Budgell had a gut ache and went to see the Doctor.

The Dr. said, "What's the problem Abel?"

Abel replied, "Got a bad gut Doctor."

Dr. said, "Have you moved your bowels yet today?"

"Oh yes," said Abel. "Six o'clock this morning."

"That's good," said the Dr.

"No, its not," said Abel. "I didn't get up 'til seven."