Father Kelly stopped into a corner store and left two forty ouncers of Lambs Rum in the back seat of his car.

When he came out of the store, and was about to get back into his car, he noticed one of his bottles of rum was missing.

He stood on the curb scratching his head, and said, "Well Blessed adorable Joseph Murphy, who was the bloody black Protestant who stole one of me bottles of rum?? I'll have his bloody Protestant hide!!!

Sylvester Kennedy, who was standing close by, heard the good father and said, "But Father Kelly, how do you know it was a Protestant who stole your rum?"

"If it was a Catholic," said Father Kelly, "he would have taken both of them!!"