Eric8337: the story of jas and eric
Jas6854: haha
Jas6854: *fall of 99*
Jas6854: Jas meets linds
Eric8337: wait!!!
Jas6854: what?
Eric8337: fall of 98
Jas6854: huh?
Jas6854: oops
Jas6854: yea
Jas6854: 98
Jas6854: ok, *fall of 98*
Jas6854: jas meets linds
Eric8337: eric is named of mvp of football team
Jas6854: haha, yea and i play in the nhl
Eric8337: and eric joins dumars for first season
Eric8337: and beats both jeff and jas, and kicks both
there ass's during them
Jas6854: nooo, thats in the winter
Eric8337: oh
Eric8337: my bad yo
Jas6854: yea so.. in the fall.... i had a fling with linds
Jas6854: and we met stace
Eric8337: and eric likes sophie!! yuck...
Jas6854: haha, yea
Jas6854: sophie dates gay guy
Eric8337: really gay dude, like jeff irwin gay
Jas6854: yea so.... march of 99
Jas6854: jas meets kim, cassie, and kristin and angela
Jas6854: jas likes cassie
Eric8337: and eric doesnt want to talk to them, but jas makes em talk to me..
Jas6854: haha
Jas6854: jas meets cassie in person
Eric8337: eric does great in track
Jas6854: jas scores most points on his team
Jas6854: looses to eric, scores 4 points against jeff
Eric8337: eric's team almost gets in finals his first damn year!
Jas6854: eric has *1* point
Eric8337: 2
Jas6854: yea well i had 15
Eric8337: a goal and an assist
Jas6854: 9 goals, 6 assists
Jas6854: enough said
Eric8337: who went farther in the playoffs?
Jas6854: yea yea yea
Jas6854: let see.... cassie likes my dickhead cousin and
jas says screw you both
Jas6854: brandi wants eric
Eric8337: eric doesnt tell jas that cassie wanted brandon....
Eric8337: hehe....
Eric8337: cause he knew the whole damn time...
Jas6854: jas meets kristin and angela in person
Jas6854: jas then goes out with kim
Eric8337: jas jas jas...
Eric8337: eric makes it to state finals!!! Never eat the
breakfest i did before you run in a state meet.... wasn't good...
Jas6854: eric dose nothing all summer but have family trips
Eric8337: thats true
Eric8337: and football
Jas6854: haha
Jas6854: yea
Jas6854: jas played on a crappy hockey team
Eric8337: end of july eric first talks to stacey
Jas6854: then kim dumps jas
Jas6854: jas whines like a baby over kim but says oh
feakin well, i suck
Eric8337: beginning of august eric first talks to amanda
who sweeps him off his feet
Jas6854: then i goes out with kristin in august
Eric8337: I also meet this hot chick in myrtle beach...
Jas6854: wwhhhhaaaatttt????
Jas6854: i didnt know about that
Eric8337: hehe.... go on dude
Jas6854: holdin out on me
Eric8337: i knew the whole cassie thing too :)
Eric8337: go on though
Jas6854: yea, your a dickhead holdout
Eric8337: so?
Jas6854: haha
Jas6854: lets see......
Jas6854: oh yea, jas goes out with kris in august, falls
in love, has time of his life
Eric8337: meanwhile eric is stuck playing football and is
ready to quit cause its so fucking hard, cause im ready
to die
Jas6854: jas goes to almost EVERY game
Eric8337: 3..
Jas6854: 3????????
Jas6854: 7!
Jas6854: crackhead
Eric8337: i was at them all too...
Jas6854: yea, doin the flamingo
Eric8337: big E the flamingo
Eric8337: my sideline dances
Jas6854: haha
Jas6854: and when you played you slipped
Eric8337: big troy game??
Eric8337: on my ass....
Jas6854: haha Jas6854: jas plays hockey on a really crappy team again
but still beats jeff and joe and scores against them both
Jas6854: oh we forgot
Jas6854: jeff gets one vote for homecoming court
Eric8337: during season....eric and jas go and meet amanda at a soccer game
Eric8337: eric almost wussed out
Jas6854: jas pushes eric to meet her
Jas6854: then jas and eric pimp it out at the homecoming dance, and dance the flamingo
Jas6854: then what...
Jas6854: oh, jas gets dumped by kris, jas dies
Jas6854: god says, jas, thou shall not die, revives him
Jas6854: oops, i mean eric, not god, but eric is god right???
Eric8337: i am god
Jas6854: yea yea
Jas6854: so now what, i get, dumped, you go out with amanda
Eric8337: The Adams football game was cool though, especially the ending
Eric8337: This hot chick named Heather came up and pushed me
Eric8337: Well yea, so i decide to go out with amanda over heather, cause people say to
Eric8337: like you...
Eric8337: was it a mistake??
Eric8337: we'll never know...
Jas6854: yea we will
Jas6854: cause i said so
Jas6854: so then.... you get dumped when we find out shes a whore and cheated on you
Eric8337: but its christmas time now, and our lives suck once again
Eric8337: yup
Jas6854: mine sucked before christmas
Eric8337: meanwhile i make up with heather
Jas6854: but then i saw my babe Sarah for the first time in a billion years!
Jas6854: and we shared a pastery
Eric8337: ow ow
Eric8337: and jas said she can help me
Eric8337: but we have yet to find out
Jas6854: and then i tested the waters with cindy on a
basic trip to a local shopping establishment
Eric8337: yea, jas dropped the chalupa
Jas6854: haha
Jas6854: then i started a dateing with vicky
Eric8337: and what is eric doing?
Eric8337: i can answer this..
Jas6854: this should be good
Eric8337: he's sitting on his ass thinking what the hell
is wrong with him cause everyone he liked is ditching him
Jas6854: yup, i was right, that was pretty good
Eric8337: what else jas?
Eric8337: oh..
Eric8337: we also found out jeff irwin is secretly having
an affiar with bill clinton
Eric8337: and yes im serious
Jas6854: haha
Jas6854: yea
Jas6854: lets see... oh, we had a series of new years stuff
Jas6854: and the new milleniuem ring out sucked
Eric8337: yea, which was 'great fun'
Eric8337: yea, i danced like a drunken idiot
Jas6854: and i gave eric the first hug of the new millenium
Eric8337: and i was the first person to flick jas off
Jas6854: and i flushed the toliet for the first of many millions
Eric8337: and i took my first pee
Jas6854: thanks...
Eric8337: ok..
Jas6854: then i wrote kristin a letter and ill like probably never see her again
Eric8337: yea... until god gives them both there angel wings
Eric8337: if thats what they get...
Jas6854: when hell freezes over ill play hockey there too
Eric8337: and when eric finds a real girl, he'll tell you
Jas6854: didnt anything else besides our lives happen in '99?
Eric8337: oh we got some group stuff
Eric8337: with jeff
Eric8337: like the group song and group beverage
Jas6854: the beverage of the next 1000 years is mountain dew
Eric8337: 'whats my age again' by blink 182
Eric8337: anything else?
Jas6854: umm, i dunno, didnt like, anything important happen?
Eric8337: like what?
Jas6854: oh, RHS roller team started baby!
Eric8337: oh yea
Jas6854: and.. thats it
Jas6854: school starts again tommorow and we all die
Eric8337: yea, i hope it blows up
Eric8337: with jeff in it
Jas6854: haha
Jas6854: oh well, thus is a story of a year
Jas6854: merry Fu$#@& new year
Eric8337: what a great year
Eric8337: you know what?
Jas6854: what?
Eric8337: i figured it out
Eric8337: this was a year of girls
Eric8337: girls girls girls
Jas6854: its the life of a pimp
Eric8337: we are da pimps yo
Jas6854: as big ferstle would say....
Jas6854: "stroke job"
Eric8337: have a merry f%&@$* millenium everyone