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As the club passed the midseason point, FBSFC Fine Master Ian Richardson announced the leaders of fines and infractions incurred so far.

 

Player Fine Player Goals
Ian Richardson $24 John Desantis 8
Steve Sexton $16 Don Clendenning 4
Hal Huff $13 Sean Rice 3
Jez Fletcher $11 Jimmy 3
Kieron Hoare $9 Kevin Bracken 2
Justin McCarthy $9
Don Clendenning $1 Mike 1
Jimmy $1 Bernhard 1
Ron Nolet $1 Andrew 1
Sean Nejat $2
Brian Warren $2

 

The following fines shall be levied against any players committing the following sins:

(all money will be going to the FBSFC Annual Testimonial BBQ)

 

CHARGE:

MONETARY FINE:

  • Own goals (intentional or not)

$10

  • Failure to show (ZERO tolerance Without Board Approval)

$3

  • Bringing your spouse/date to a game

$2

  • Missing warm-up

$2

  • Team Loss

$1

  • Behavior unbecoming of a Pylon to a fellow teammate(s) i.e. Yelling/berating

$3

  • Showing up to game WITHOUT proper FBSFC attire (socks/shirt/shorts/Band-Aids/shin guards/shoes.)

$3

  • Any offense committed on the pitch resulting in a "sending off", or "2 minute" penalty)
  • Any goal scored while offending player is in said penalty box, or team has to play with one less man.

$3

 

$ 2 additional

  • He Who kicks like a flamingo – missing an empty net (subject to team approval)

$2

  • Any act resulting in a "penalty Kick" for opposing team
  • Any goal scored as a result

$3

$2 additional

  • Failure to bond with team after (i.e. Not having a pint)

$3

  • Showing up in ANY clothing emblazed with another professional soccer teams crest – this shall include, but not be restricted to:
  • Man United FC
  • Liverpool FC
  • Newcastle FC

$3

(Double fines will be imposed for wearing ANY National team attire, particularly England/Ireland/Scotland)

 

 

CREDITS

(players season tally can never be "in the hole")

  • Bringing your child to the game (flat rate)

$1

  • Bringing Beer prior to kick-off (enough for entire team)

$2

  • Scoring a goal

$1

  • Scoring more than one goal (flat rate)

$2

 

 

Finemaster Season Awards

  • Boiler Award
  • Awarded to the player who has gained the most weight during the season (weight as of last regular season game)
  • Washboard Award
  • Awarded to the player who has lost the most weight during the season (weight as of last regular season game)
  • MVP
  • Awarded to player with the highest fine total
  • Trigger
  • Awarded to the player with the most regular season points

 

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