Wow, how many times do we have to say "Who cares" before the WWF gets the message? Hmmm... lets go for... Angle. I don't know why, but I'm picking him anyway.

WWF European Championship:
The British Bulldog vs. Val Venis

Being the diehard Stampede Wrestling fan that I am, I simply MUST go with Davey in this match. Quite frankly, I think Davey deserves a shot at the WWF Heavy Weight Championship and is not getting nearly the push he has earned over the years, but I’m biased. BTW, Davey and Diana were GREAT on Stampede Wrestling a few weeks ago!

Super Heavyweight Match:
Rikishi and Viscera vs. The Hollys

This is just getting ridiculous. Should I even dignify this stupid match with a prediction? I’ll say that Rikishi and Viscera will win, not because of their tremendous size advantage, but because I want to see Too Cool come out and do a victory dance with Rikishi.

Four Corners Evening Gown Match, Women's Championship:
Miss Kitty vs. Ivory vs. Jacqueline vs. B.B.

How about we have a REAL wrestler win an evening gown match for a change? Well, that narrows it down to Jacqueline and Ivory right there, and I think it's pathetic that TORI is getting a push and Jacqueline isn't, so I think a win would certainly give her that extra little boost (hey, no implant jokes, alright?!).

Tag Team Championship:
Mankind and The Rock vs. The New Age Outlaws

I know Mick's wrestling isn't what it used to be, and that's why he was considering retirement for awhile, but I think The Rock and Sock Connection should win just on entertainment value alone! Even my MOTHER likes these two, and she never watches wrestling!

Tag Team Battle Royal:
Too Cool vs. Edge and Christian vs. The Hardy Boyz vs. The Acolytes vs. The Dudley Boyz vs. The Mean Street Posse vs. The Headbangers vs. ???

OK, this is an eight team competition and I could only find seven teams listed, so I really don't know how I can predict this one. I know who it WON'T be (Mean Street Posse) but that doesn't really help to narrow it down, so... let's say... Edge and Christian. They really need to win the belts one of these days, and I'm ASSUMING the winners of this match will be the number one competitors.

Kane vs. X-Pac

How can this even be called a match. A massacre is more like it. X-Pac's half Kane's size. The kid's got heart, but not that much heart. He's need a forklift to move Kane. Being a Bride of Kane, I think my position on this match is pretty obvious... Just as long as Tori keeps her skanky ass away from the ring! (Note: This is the EXACT same prediction I used for Survivor Series, and I stand by it!)

WWF Championship:
The Big Show vs. The Big Bossman

This is THE most boring storyline I have seen in a long time, and quite frankly, I think that there are many people who are FAR more deserving of a championship push than these two. I'm going to predict The Big Show, just because it's slightly less embarrassing than having the Big Bossman as our champion.

Intercontinental Championship:
Chyna vs. Chris Jericho

Well, I went with Chyna last time and she won, but I kind of want to see Jericho win this time. I really love watching both of these wrestlers in the ring, and they are much more entertaining than our championship storyline. I hope Jericho gets some gold this time, but either way, I know it's going to be a fantastic match!

Triple H vs. Vince McMahon

Wouldn't it be a great storyline twist if Stephanie McMahon were to turn on her father, helping her husband to pick up the win and a WWF title shot, while at the same time revealing that she was in on this whole "phony marriage" the whole time? We could see a GTV segment in which Stephanie and Triple H have a LEGITIMATE wedding! Above all else, Triple H NEEDS to win this match so we can get out of the whole " Big Show vs. Bossman" rut.

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