The Bathroom
For the week of December 13, 1999
By: Angel
Just in time for Christmas... My First Annual WWF Wishlist
With the barrage of new WWF items hitting the shelves just in time for Christmas, I thought I'd give the WWF a few more ideas. I actually would buy the first item if the WWF were to produce it, but I suspect the others look better on paper than they would in real life. But hey, anything can happen in the WWF, right? Oh well, I'll let you be the judge.
WWF The Music: Retro '80's
What better gift for the diehard WWF fan than a complete compilation of the entrance music of all their old favorites. Sure, the WWF has evolved since the time of "Say your prayers and eat your vitamins," but it's all a part of the WWF's colorful history. Who wouldn't love to hear the theme music for Hulk Hogan, Rowdy Roddy Piper, and Dusty Rhodes just one more time. Hey, I'd buy it, but then again, I'd buy pretty much anything that has WWF on it (and I'm pretty sure the WWF marketing team has figured this out, judging by some of the stuff the produce). Only $19.95
The WWF Children's Hardcore action set
Your child could be the next Al Snow with the the WWF's hardcore set for kids! This kit inlcudes all the makings of a hardcore champion: soft plastic folding chair, tin pie plates, padded ring steps, a breakaway table that can be reassembled for hours of fun, and more! Also includes a bonus hardcore championship belt. Only $29.95
WWF Madlibs: Create your own storyline
What?! TRIPLE H has to annul his marriage to STEPHANIE because he has secretly been married to MOOLAH for years?! Hey, it could happen with WWF madlibs. Just throw in a noun here and a verb there, and POOF! Now you know how the WWF writes it's storylines! Included is an envelope to send in your ideas to the WWF creative team. Who knows?! They might even use your ideas on the next RAW! (Hell, we know they already use ideas from our page, so why not?!) Only $5.99
Make your own implants
This is the perfect gift for any young girl on your Christmas list who has aspirations of suceeding in the WWF, because lets face it, unless your little eight-year-old is already a DD, she's going to need them. This kit consists of two durable, high quality water balloons, guaranteed not to break in any sort of mud, chocolate pudding, gravy, or other wrestling contests. Expands to size 38 Special (not that Reno Mero's are fake or anything). Water not included. Only 99 cents
Happy Holidays everyone! Stay safe and I'll see you all next year. Thanks for making this such a great inaugural year for Angel and Lady Avalon's Dedication to the Darkside!
Best Wishes,
Angel and Drucsilla
