Race 29 Wrap-Up

Race Delayed by Rain, Texas Thunder Delayed by Idiot Chad Little

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Race summary

Digression

Question of the week comments

The points race

Race Summary

  1. Jeff Gordon
  2. Texas Thunder
  3. Mike Skinner
  4. Mark Martin
  5. Ward Burton

After a one-day delay because of rain, America got to witness one of the most exciting races of the year. Of course, no one in the south got to see it, because they don't honor Yankee holidays like Columbus Day. Stand by your principles, y'all. I'll take the day off, thank you.

Texas Thunder dominated the race for all but the last three laps, which means he ended up being first loser. His tires went away from him in the waning laps, and Jeff Gordon was able to make up the two-second deficit created by Labonte's incredible driving ability. By the way, you shouldn't think much of Gordon not having Evernham anymore. Doesn't matter who's in that chair in the pits - Gordon calls his own stops. He knows what he needs, and he tells them what to do before he even gets there.

But now you're asking, why did Bobby's tires go away? Because Chad Little is an idiot. Here's the deal: Bobby gets out to a huge lead with about 80 laps to go. I mean he's way ahead of second place Dale Jarrett, by about 7 seconds. A few more laps go by and there's a caution. So there goes Bobby's lead, everyone's tightened up, everyone pits. Bobby comes out of the pits in front, but his car is clearly not handling as well as it was. He and DJ drop back to third and fourth place, respectively, as Mike Skinner and Jeff Gordon jump out ahead of the pack. Gordon and Skinner trade for first place for a few laps, and DJ keeps dropping back. But Bobby stabilizes in third, and the next thing you know he passes Skinner and Gordon in one Texas-big move. He blasts past them and starts picking his way through lapped traffic. Skinner and Gordon are strong, but they're no match for Bobby. Things continue this way until about 10 laps to go. Gordon is now stronger than Skinner, and he leaves him behind in third. Gordon is ever-so-slightly faster than Labonte, but what with their only being 10 laps to go, and what with Labonte having an huge 2.2-second advantage, there was no way Gordon could catch him unaided. Well, Gordon got all the aid he needed from Chad Little. Little was ahead of Bobby, and the bonehead kept trying to pass Bill Elliott. And I'm not talking about Little trying to pick up 4th place or nothing. He was a lap behind Elliott, so the move had nothing to do with position. Anyway, Little hogged up the outside lane for several laps, and Bobby had to burn up a lot of rubber getting around him and Elliott. By the time he got around the jerk, his tires were gone and his lead was cut to 0.7 seconds. You know about the rest. What a nightmare.

Digression

What a terrible week for Dallas. They went to Philadelphia, figuring they could coast to a victory over the team that hasn't beaten them in three years. In fact, I don't know that the Eagles have beaten anyone in three years. But Dallas managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory in one of the sorriest performances of the year. Next week they play the Giants, and I ain't feeling good about the matchup.

Question of the Week

Because I'm so disgusted with Chad Little and the Cowboys, I don't have the moral energy to review our question from last week Check out the comments page for all the great action.

The Points

Whole lot of forties this week, which means most of y'all picked 3 out of 5 correctly. Y'all are getting too good. I take full credit. Tim was one of the weaker ones this week, somewhat to our surprise.

This week's points

Name

Points

1. Neil

40

1. Kevin

40

1. Mom

40

1. Sandro

40

1. Dad

40

1. Duncan

40

1. Sharon

40

1. Sean

40

1. Nathan

40

10. Tim

30

10. Chris

30

12. Guy

20

 

The cumulative points

The biggest change is Tim's slipping one place. He was tied with Sean, but Sean must've tapped him coming out of turn four. And we are out of turn four, folks, it's just a five-race straightaway left. You can see how things are shaping up. A 20-point jump by any of the top four people could cause some real shuffling. Sharon's held on to that fifth place for a while now, but me, Dad, and Duncan are all in striking distance. Back in the pack, Neil has been sneaking up on Will on a weekly basis. Too bad Will got those marriage points earlier in the season. Neil, maybe you & fiance should elope.

Name & Pos.

Total Points

Position Last Week

Number of Starts

 

1. Nathan

1200

1

28

 Lookin' good

2. Kevin K.

1180

2

28

 

3. Sean

1160

3

29

 Owns 3rd

4. Tim

1150

3

28

 Lost a spot

5. Sharon

1055

5

29

 

6. Sandro

1045

6

29

 

7. Duncan

1025

8

24

 2 close 4 comfrt

8. Dad

1020

7

29

 

9. Chris

860

9

26

 

10. Will

805

10

19

 

11. Neil

760

11

22

 Catchin' up

12. Mom

650

12

13

 

13. Guy

610

13

18

 Off the pace

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