(player) Sandro

(first place) Dale Jarrett

(fourth place) Jeff Burton

(surprise) Terry Labonte

(DNF) Bill Elliott

(player) Kevin K.

(second place) Jeff Burton

(fifth place) Tony Stewart

(surprise) Ken Schrader

(DNF) Terry Labonte

(testking)

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First, I was never stupid enough to say the Broncos would go anywhere this

year. I was stupid enough to think the Jets would.

 There are a lot of reasons being floated for the crappy starts of the

championship teams -- salary cap moves, overconditioning which led to

injuries, Astrocrap, Morgana the Kissing Bandit, etc. These are all

contributing factors, but they're not the main cause. That, of course, is

the secret plot of the 33rd-Degree Freemasons, who delight in screwing up

the NFL. They kept the Bills from winning four straight Super Bowls, they

forced Frank Gifford to marry Kathie Lee, and they landed Jim McMahon a

bit part in the ill-fated Anthony Michael Hall football film "Johnny Be

Good." Tragic. Simply tragic.

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 (player) Nathan S.

(first place) Tony Stewart

(fifth place) Dale Earnhardt

(surprise) Terry Labonte

(DNF) Joe Nemechek

(testking) It's all a cleverly designed plot to distract us while the

Communists corrupt our precious bodily fluids.

 (player) Neil W.

(second place) Rusty Wallace

(third place) Ernie Irvan

(fifth place) Joe Nemechek

(surprise) John Andretti

(DNF) Bill Elliott

(testking) It's gonna be a wacky season heck, Tennessee's looking good,

so are the Rams! What's up with that?!? Personally, it's all la nina's

fault. The return of warm water to the eastern Pacific has led to record

rains, sun spots, and a reverse of football's polar field. Also, I think

the CIA is involved some how. Probably the military establishment, too

Jesse said they killed JFK, a govenor wouldn't lie, would he?

(player) Duncan

(first place) Dale Jarrett

(third place) Jeff Burton

(surprise) Ken Schrader

(DNF) Ken Schrader

(testking) Free agency with a salary cap has created parody in the

NFL. No team can afford to lose one good player because today's backups

suck because they are only there because they make the league minimum.

only a couple of teams have decent backups -- see neil odonnell at

Tennessee and james stewart at jacksonville -- and so they are the only

ones that don't crumple after an injury.

 (player) Chris G.

(first place) Dale Jarrett

(second place) Dale Earnhardt

(fifth place) Ricky Rudd

(surprise) Ken Schrader

(DNF) Dale Jarrett

(testking) The season always starts the same. Give at most 2-3 more weeks

and you will see who the real horses are (Hint: Don't expect to see the

Redskins). Who really believes that St.Louis has accended to the ranks of

the high and mighty? NOt even plausible. The only shock is that the AFC

West is so unbelievably weak. The AFC is actually turning out to have

fewer good teams than the NFC. NOw that is surprising but that pendulum is

always shifting anyway.

 (player) Sharon H.

(second place) Dale Jarrett

(fifth place) Rusty Wallace

(surprise) Wally Dallenbach

(DNF) Mike Skinner

(player) Guy V.

(second place) Terry Labonte

(third place) Bill Elliott

(fourth place) Geoffrey Bodine

(fifth place) Ernie Irvan

(surprise) John Andretti

(DNF) Derrike Cope

(testking) Jets in the superbowl - they proved they got the stuff when

they beat the Broncos. "America's Bane" Dallas will make the playoffs,

only to be disqualified from the NFL due to massive test results of

drug-taking, trash-talking, mutton-chopped quarterbacks and players. The

other superbowl team will be Miami.

(player) Sean F.

(second place) Rusty Wallace

(fifth place) Jeff Burton

(surprise) Ken Schrader

(DNF) Ward Burton

(testking) Tim, whats up w/ the bomb scares in Charlotte? Are you still

going to the race?

(player) Dad

(fourth place) Tony Stewart

(fifth place) Bobby Hamilton

(surprise) John Andretti

(DNF) Derrike Cope

(testking) I am betting that the Giants will score a touchdown sometime

in November, but all their fans will be in a deep sleep by that time. In

fact, I think the NFL may put the whole country to sleep til playoff time.

 (player) Mom

(second place) Tony Stewart

(fourth place) Dale Jarrett

(surprise) John Andretti

(DNF) Kenny Irwin

(testking) how can the giants fail to go to the superbowl with kerry

collins at quarterback?

Tim