Race 14 Wrap-Up

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BOBBY TAMES THE MONSTER MILE!!!

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Race Summary

Top 5 Lists

The Points

Race Summary

  1. Bobby Labonte
  2. Jeff Gordon
  3. Mark Martin
  4. Tony Stewart
  5. Dale Jarrett

That's right, Texas Thunder Iceman Mr. Atlanta Master of the Monster Bobby Labonte ran the show last weekend at Dover. I lost 8 of my last 15 hairs during the last 100 miles of the race, but it was worth it. Bobby admitted after the race that he didn’t have the best car out there (talk about character), but we all know that he had the best strategy. Combining Jimmy Makar's (that's Bobby's crew chief) technical mastery with Bobby's legendary ability to make a car go longer on less fuel, they pulled out one of the greatest finishes of the year.

By lap 280, three serious contenders had emerged: Mark Martin, Jeff Gordon, and Tony Stewart. Each man dominated different segments of the race, but it appeared that Gordon had the car for the remaining quarter of the race. At 280 some chucklehead got in trouble (I think it was Steve Park), and everybody pitted. They emerged from the pits in much the same order they went in: Gordon leading, then Stewart, Martin, and Bobby. Bobby had stayed close all race, but he didn't have the horsepower to put any moves on the front three.

Then, at lap 292, Kenny Wallace wrecked his car into the next dimension. Everyone had just pitted, so everyone planned on staying out. At the last second, Texas Thunder darted into the pits for a splash and go (that's where you just go in and get gas and then get back out in just a few seconds). No one knew what was going on: how could any one go over a hundred miles on one tank of gas? Well, Bobby did. As the losers kept having to drop out to get gas over the next hundred miles, Bobby calmly picked up spots. Finally Gordon was the only one left ahead of Bobby, but Gordon was no match for Mr. Atlanta that day. The Interstate Battery team made a gutsy and risky call with the long run, but it paid off.

Not much else of interest happened. Our favorite wreckers, Irvan, Nemechek, Rudd, and Bodine, all made it through the race without a single trip to the wall. Dick Trickle made his team proud by panicking and crashing at lap 6, but that was the only fun wreck. The rest of the race was all about Bobby.

Top 5 Lists

I got some really great "Top 5 Reasons Nemechek Will Give for Crashing" lists, but I didn’t get too many. I'm extending the deadline on the lists 'til this Thursday. If you can only think of one or two, send 'em on in. We'll let people decide when they're voting if they think a shorter but sweeter list deserves the vote. Just email me at svitaglione@hotmail.com or svitag@geocities.com and I'll post your list.

Other than the hilarious top 5 lists, there weren't too many comments. I guess people expended all their energy on the lists. Tim did manage to get in some insults and death threats, which was nice. I'd be worried if I were you, Neil. Tim was also kind enough to submit one of his classic Haikus. If ever I have an hour to waste, I'll tell you about the incredible controversy over Tim's Haikus getting censored by Davidson's hooty-tooty literary journal for jerks.

The Points

The numbers were solid this week, with Will, Nathan, and Sharon leading the pack with 50 points each. I had one of my worst weeks ever, but I'm not about points.

This Week

Name & Position

Points

1. Will

50

1. Nathan

50

1. Sharon

50

1. Kevin K.

50

5. Dad

40

5. Duncan

40

5. Sean

40

5. Tim

40

5. Ryan

40 (nice work)

10. Neil

35

11. Chris

30

12. Mom

30

12. Sandro

30

 

Cumulative Points

Nathan got closer to Sean, Tim caught up to Chris, and it looks like Sharon's getting ready to take third place from me. Otherwise there weren't any position changes. I didn't recalculate the average points per start this week because I'm really lazy.

Name & Pos.

Total Points

Position Last Week

Number of Starts

Average Points per Start

1. Sean

615

1

13

47.9

2. Nathan

610

2

13

46.7

3. Sandro

525

3

13

41.3

4. Sharon

505

7

13

37.9

4. Kevin K.

505

7

12

37.9

6. Chris

475

4

13

37.1

6. Tim

475

7

12

39.6

8. Dad

430

9

13

32.5

9. Will

420

8

10

41.1

10. Mom

385

10

13

29.6

11. Duncan

370

12

9

41.3

12. Neil

345

11

13

25.8

13. Ryan

285

13

10

27.2

14. Guy

200

14

5

40

 

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