Engine Rob Ray: With the Lardchadores running rampant, you and Fat Finley seem to be the only ones holding your ground. What's you're opinion of Fat Finley?
Engine Rob Ray: With the Lardchadores running rampant, you and Fat Finley seem to be the only ones holding your ground. What's you're opinion of Fat Finley?
Beefboy: Finley and I have had well documented past any two contenders that are as dominant as we are will have clashes, but he's always played straight with me and the other wrestlers and for that he earns the Beefboy's respect. He's not as sexy as the Beefboy but then again who is?
Engine Rob Ray: We know that you hail from San Diego but little else. If you would give us a little background on the Beefboy.
Beefboy: Actually that's Los Angeles Rob Ray. In any case let me break it down for you. I realized at a very young age that I had something special with the ladies, my third grade teacher would concur. I worked as a male model for beefy fashions when I was a teen. I did some bouncing for strip clubs and believeme Rob Ray closing time was when I really started my jo, those strippers are nearly insatiable, baby!
Engine Rob Ray: Favorite Book/Movie/Song?
Beefboy:Book- Kama Sutra, Movie- Caligula, Song- Why the Serial Triller by Prodigy of course!
Engine Rob Ray: We know about your recond in the ring. How is your record in the clubs with the ladies?
Beefboy: Please Rob Ray, I'm the undisuted heavyweight champion at the clubs.
Engine Rob Ray: What is you're greatest accoplishment outside of the E.F.W.
Beefboy: Pleasing so many women.
Engine Rob Ray: Our Nations President troubles are well documented. What would be the Beefboys advice to Bill?
Beefboy: The guys gets it when he can, I've got no problem with that, but he's married, get a divorce Bill, we'll go lady-killin together. Let's talk about Hilary though. The only type of woman that stays with a man like Bill Clinton is one who thinks there's nothing else outr there. Hilary baby, give me a couple of hours alone with you and you'll be shouting D-I-V-O-R-C-E like a teenage cheerleader.
Engine Rob Ray: What would be the "Serial Thriller's" last meal?
Beefboy: 100%, Pure Grade A American Beef!
Engine Rob Ray: What would be the title of your biography?
Beefboy: Knockin' Heads and Knockin' Boots.
Engine Rob Ray: What does the Beefboy look for in the opposite sex?
Beefboy: A pulse. All woman are sexy, Rob Ray.
Engine Rob Ray: On his days off, what does the Beefboy typically do?
Beefboy: The Beefboy doesn't take days off. If I'm not in the ring I'm in the sack. It's a full time job. Not every man can kick as much ass or satisfy as many women, but by God, someone has to do it.
Engine Rob Ray: Thank you Beefboy for your time.
Beefboy: Not a problem Rob Ray. And don't forget...Beef Its What You Want!
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