Oct. 10, 1998 Friday Night Binge

Hugo High School Gym, Hugo, Okla.

The evening opened up with a triple threat match between Mr. Militia I vs. Dave Rave vs. Rick Milstein, Rave put the "Acid Drop" on both competitors for the win. Teddy Gram won against Gee Money with a K.O. in a tournament for the TV Title Belt. Jack Hammer fought and won a tough battle with Mr. Militia II. El Muchaco and Fat Finlay ended thier match with a double count out. Another tournament match pitted Bueno Chilada against Erik "Fist of Fury" Fooshee and ended in a win for the lardchadore bad ass. The EFW Champion The Hooligan successfully defended his title, in a match with Crunchy Potato Burrito.

Oktoberfeast PPV, Oct 24, 1998

Ardmore Sportatorium, Ardmore, Okla.

First match of the night featured Militia I & II in a tag team match with the Legion of Lard. The Militia's showed why they are the predominant tag team by trouncing the LOL. A ladder match with Jack Hammer and Dave Rave ended when the the Mechanic shoved the dancing one off the top of the ladder into the crowd, resulting in a count out. The Beefboy layed his patented "Sizzler" submission move on Chris "the General" Maynard, for the win. Teddy Gram won the first TV Title belt with a scorcher versus Bueno Chilada. El Muchaco faced Fat Finlay with the winner going on to face the Heavyweight Champion and the loser to become the special ref in the same match. El Muchaco used a foreign object, outside of the sight of the referee, to win his title shot. El Muchaco wins the Heavyweight Championship of the World against The Hooligan which prompted Fat Finlay to lay the Slamrock down on both of them.

Nov. 6, 1998 Friday Night Binge

Tulsa Washington High School Gym, Tulsa, Okla.

Rick Milstein came out with his mentor Sal Rabinowitz, and issued a challenged to the Beefboy. The Beefboy came out to except the challenge and preceeded to put Milstein in the "Sizzler" to capture the win. Jack Hammer faced Gee Money in a match that only lasted about 9 seconds. Hammer hit Money with the "Steamroller" after the bell rang and got the 1-2-3 for the record setting quickest match in EFW history. Next the Legion of Lard took on the Rainbow Brigade, which ended with the Rainbow Brigade pinning "Big" Drunk Al for the victory. Dave Rave rocked the house as he danced his way to a win via the "Acid Drop" over the Quiz. Erik "Fist of Fury" Fooshee beat Mr. Militia II with the "Fist of Fury" for the win. The EFW Champion El Muchaco destoryed Chris "the General" Maynard in a no DQ match. Muchaco repeatily bashed "the General" in the head with a chair until he was unconcious

Nov. 20, 1998 Friday Night Binge

J.T. Fisher Fieldhouse, Wayne, Okla.

The night started with Bueno Chilada issueing a challenge to El Muchaco for the main event. Muchaco accepted the challenge and then guarenteed the crowd that he would beat Chilada with a "Bueno Splash". The first match pitted the Rainbow Brigade against Mr. Militia I & II. The Militia's escaped with a victory by use of a foreign object. In the next match Gee Money laughed at Rebell Yell for coming out in his getup. Rebell Yell keep his cool and then kicked the snot out of Gee Money giving him a Dixieland DDT five times before pinning him. The next bout featured the Hooligan getting the pinfall over Cruchy Potato Burrito with the move he calls the "Can Opener". Teddy Gram defeated Rick Milstein with a Bear Hug submission to keep the EFW T.V. title. More tag teamed action as the Beefboy & Fat Finley joined forces against Erik "Fist of Fury" Fooshee & the Quiz. The match lasted some 35 grueling minutes before a simple clothesline by the Beefboy on a tired and bloody Quiz got a 1-2-3. The main event featured lots of high flying acrobatics as El Muchaco did what he said he would do by pinning Bueno Chilada with a "Bueno Splash" to keep the EFW Heavyweight Championship of the World.

Dec. 4, 1998 Friday Night Binge

Harley Smith Stadium, Meeker, Okla.

Rick Milstein beat Mr. Militia I with the "Dill Spear" for the victory. The next match featured The Legion of a Lard vs. Dirk and Doug Rose. The match ended in a double countout as both teams fought in the crowd of spectators. Jack Hammer defeated Mr. Militia II in a first blood match. That was so bad that Mr. Militia II was carried off by stretcher. T.V. Champion Teddy Gram showed why he is the champ by knocking out Rebell Yell with the Bear Hug submission. Beefboy wins by DQ over the Hooligan. Hooligan got caught as he used brass knuckles on the Beefboy disqualifying him. The main event pitted Crunchy Potato Burrito against "the Phenom" Fat Finley. Finley was in control most of the match until a man came out from the crowd and taunted Finley by yelling "Mother F@%#'n Yes!!!". Finley was distracted by the profane person in dark sun glasses which allowed C.P.B. to "Spud Slap" Finley and get the pinfall.

Dec. 18, 1998 Friday Night Binge

Star Spencer High School, Spencer, Okla.

Erik "Fist of Fury" Fooshee pinned Mr. Militia II with a small package rollup for the win. In the next match the Beefboy put the "Sizzler" sleeper on Mr. Militia I to get the victory. Chris "the General" Maynard got the win over Fat Finley with outside help from Bueno Chilada, as the ref was distracted by the man with the dark sun glasses. The next match was the number one contender match for the EFW Heavyweight Championship with the winner faceing the EFW Champ at the upcoming Lardcade PPV. This contest was between the Hooligan and Dave Rave. Rave slapped the "Acid Drop" on the ex-champ to become the number one contender at Lardcade. The EFW Champ El Muchaco came to the ring with the man in the dark sunglasses. The man told the crowd that his name is "Mother F@#$'n" Murphy and that he was the new manager of El Muchaco. Murphy then stated in the weeks to come that he and Muchaco where going to start a "New World Order" but not any "New World Order" a "Lardchador World Order". After Murphy's comments Muchaco went on to defeat the Quiz with the "Gut Tamer" submission.

Lardcade PPV, Dec 26, 1998

Myersville Stadium, Norman, Okla.

The PPV opened with a match between two south of the border bad asses, Crunchy Potato Burrito and Bueno Chilada which ended after an interferance from Mother F%&*$'n Murphy who proceeded to recruit both Lardchadors into his LWO. The next match was a tag team match with Militia's I & II versus Unnatural Selection (Brae and Darwin). Militia I drove home a victory with the Patriot Powerbomb on Darwin. The Hooligan faced Eric "Fist of Fury" Fooshee in a first blood match. The match was a quick one after the Hooligan threw Fooshee off the top turn buckle into the railing on the first row. The LWO makes a quick first impression during the match between Teddy Gram and Crunchy Potato Burrito. Teddy dominated the match until an illegal object was used to knock him out. The new LWO members proceeded to trounce Teddy Gram and left him bloody mess. In the world's first stick of butter match, Fat Finley won a hard fought match against Bueno Chilada with the Slamrock. Bueno Chilada made good on his word and consummed a whole stick of butter in a disgusting display of culinary ridiculousness. The EFW Heavyweight Champion El Muchaco took on Dave Rave and showed why he is the premier Lardchador is the world, forcing Dave Rave to tap out and subsequently holding onto the Championship belt.

Jan 1, 1999 Friday Night Binge

FFA Futurama Center, Bing, Okla.

The evening opened up with a tag team match between Dirk and Doug Rose versus Unnatural Selection. The match ended when Brae got Doug Rose in an Extinction Hammerlock. The next contest featured the Beefboy and the Quiz which ended when The Beefboy got Quiz in the Sizzler. Dave Rave called out Bueno Chilada for a revenge match. Not only was Dave Rave defeated but faced the combined boots of all members of the LWO for his troubles. Undaunted by the string of LWO victories, the Legion of Lard taunted El Muchaco and Bueno Chilada prior to the tag team match and then lost due to the Lardchadors manager MotherF#@%'n Murphy laying the slapjack on Big Drunk Al when the ref wasn't looking. Mr. Militia I felt the bang of Rebel Yell's Dixieland DDT at the end of a twenty-five minute endurance match. Teddy Gram the TV Champ failed to show for his match with the General Chris Maynard. The General demanded a no dq contest from anyone in the lockeroom and flushed out Jack Hammer. They fought into the audience and around the ring until Hammer executed a Steamroller and got the three count.

Feb, 12 1999 Friday Night Binge

Choctaw Junior High Gym, Choctaw, Okla.

The evening opened with Choco Taco expanding his undefeated streak by KOing Rebel Yell. The next match featured The Freak vs. Wakishasi. The Freak was disqualified after bringing a chainsaw into the ring. Bueno Chilada won a no DQ event against Eric "Fists of Fury" Fooshee. Dave Rave successfully defended his TV Title against Rick Milstein. El Muchaco decimated former TV Champ Teddy Graham.

Feb, 26 1999 Friday Night Binge

Roger Mills County Superplex; Sweetwater, Okla.

Debut math of The Pirhana vs. Tanto of Clan Ronin ends with a count out against Tanto. Jack Hammer issues a challenge to Fat Finlay for the EFW Heavyweight belt, then proceeded to humiliate Gee Money in a cage match. Tag team action between the Militias, both #1 and #2, against El Muchaco and LWO sex symbol Crunchy Potato Burrito ended in 3-count for the LWO. The Beefboy defeated Chris "The General" Maynard with his patented Sizzler submission hold. Fat Finlay accepted the challenge from Jack Hammer for the next PPV event and finished former champ The Hooligan to retain his belt.

March Fatness PPV, March 6, 1999

Myersville Stadium, Norman, Okla.

This PPV opens with a commentary from host "Engine" Rob Ray discussing the current state of wrestling and the just how he feels the the forces of good need to band together and turn it around before it is too late. The commentary is interrupted towards the end by Motherf%kin' Murphy by telling him that if he wants to see justice that he needs to do the referee duty for the evening which Rob agrees to. First match was between LWO fatboy Choco Taco and country bumpkin Rebel Yell. The match was pretty tight until a costly rookie mistake by Rebel set Choco Taco up for a reversal that lead directly to a Death By Chocolate DDT and ultmately the pinfall.

Next match was for the TV Title between Dave Rave and Rick Milstein. The match shifted momentum frequently, but in the end, the chubby club kid came through with his patented Acid Drop ending the match. Your winner by pinfall and still TV Champ, Dave Rave. Upon winning the match Dave Rave issued a challenge to Bueno Chilada for a dance off to determine just exactly who has the best moves in EFW. Not one to shy away from a challenge (or a buffet), Chilada accepted, and the action began. After Dave Rave did the popular Carlton, Chilada unleashed the South of the Border Beans & Rice Extravaganza. As Dave went to start the second round, Motherf@#kin' Murphy and El Muchaco came out to do a little Mexican Hat Dance of their own on Dave's head. Fat Finlay then entered to aid Dave Rave, and the LWO fled like a flock of chickens with the Colonel behind them.

Next up, Beefboy totally decimates Mr Militia #2 and applies the Sizzler to end the humility. Your winner by submission, the Beefboy. The only entertaining part of this match was the commentary provided by arch rivals and EFW brass, Motherf$%kin' Murphy and Sal "The Jew" Rabinowitz.

The Militia action continued with the aforementioned's counterpart, #1. He faced El Muchaco in a no frills match. This one was dominated from start to finish by Muchaco. Coming off his title loss was not a good time for a militia man to cross a cross lardchador. It was Gut Claw followed by Bueno splash finally culminated by the unholy Gut Tamer. Your winner by submission, El Muchaco.

Now we arrive to perhaps the most exciting match of the evening; the inaugural Lardcore Title goes on the block with The Freak and Bueno Chilada paired up for the first time ever. After the bell sounded, the fury began. First it was Freak reshaping a roasting tray over Chilada'a head. Immediatly following, Bueno found a planted tray of his own thanks in part to the LWO. Soon after, the Freak lead Chilada outside via headlock into the bitter cold for a viscious chop exchange. After that, Freak unleashed foreign objects by the dozen on Chilada. The Freak then shoved Chilada into the snow whereupon the mayhem ensued with Chilada escourting Freak back into the parking area slamming his head on a tailgate and getting the pinfall in the back of a '93 Nissan. Your winner and first ever Lardcore Champion, Bueno Chilada.

Finally the Heavyweight Championship of the World between current the title holder, Fat Finlay against Jack Hammer "The Mechanic." It really started out relatively even with no wrestler a gaining real advantage. But in the end, both of the gawdy grapplers wore down and Finlay finished Hammer with a Shamlock submission hold. Your winner and still Heavyweight Champ, Fat Finlay.

March, 12 1999 Friday Night Binge

Newcastle High School Gym, Newcastle, Okla.

Debut match with John "the Mounty" Hunter where the big guy defeated Iron Rod with the Peace Keeper. The Legion of Lard faced Mr. Militia I & II in a tag team match that resulted in the Militia's scoring a victory. Bueno Chilada successfully defended his Lardcore belt against Tanto from Clan Ronin. Rebell Yell won in a lumberjack match vs. the Hooligan. Katana challenged "the Phenom" Fat Finley and lost after Finley connected with the "Slamrock" for the 1-2-3.

March, 26 1999 Friday Night Binge

Cleo Springs Convention Center, Cleo Springs, Okla.

The night opened with the Pirahna in a defeat against Gee Money. The Freak faced the Quiz in a no D.Q. match which left the Freak with the 3 count. Tag team action between Dirk and Doug Rose against Brae and Darwin of Unnatural Selection results in a win for the U.S. El Muchaco trounched Eric "Fist of Fury" Fooshee with the "Gut Claw" submission. Choco Taco continues his undefeatd streak against Teddy Graham destorying the ex-T.V. Champ with the Death by Chocolate DDT. The main event featured the T.V. Title Champion Dave Rave vs. Jack "the Mechanic" Hammer. Rave took advantage late as "the Mechanic" missed with the "Steam Roller", which gave Rave just enough time to slap on the "Acid Drop" for the win.

April, 9 1999 Friday Night Binge

J.J. Hudson Stadium, McCloud, Okla.

The first match was for the EFW T.V. Title as the current champ Dave Rave was set to defendhis title against Iron Rod. The match was an easy one for Rave as he defeated the rookie with the "Acid Drop". The next match was a six man tag team event which featured the Legion of Lard and Teddy Graham vs. all three members of Clan Ronin. The match ended with Tanto giving Teddy Graham a Tsunami Splash for the victory. The next match between Gee Money and the Pirahna ended in a double count out as both men fought outside the ring and into the crowd. John "the Mounty" Hunter got another win as he defeated Mr. Militia II with the "Peace Keeper". The next bout feature Dirk Rose in singles action against Chris "the General" Maynard. The match was a rather uneventful match but finally "the General" caught Rose with a snapmare takeover to capture the win. The main event of the evening was the Lardcore Champion Bueno Chilada vs. Champ Gaye of the Rainbow Warriors. The match ended as Bueno Chilada nearly decapitated Champ Gaye with a lead pipe for the bloody 1-2-3 win. Gaye had to taken to the hospital following the match.

April, 23 1999 Friday Night Binge

Garber Middle School Auditorium, Garber, Okla.

The night opened as the Hooligan came out to complain about how the former champ was being mistreated in the EFW. He went about how he deserves a shot at the EFW Heavyweight Title and said he wouldn't leave till he got it. The "Phenom" Fat Finley came out to answer the Hooligans challenge and said he'll get his title shot in the main event. The first match featured the undefeated Choco Taco against Guy Dike of the Rainbow Warriors. It didn't take long for the LWO Enforcer to slap the "Sugar Overload" nerve pinch forcing the limp wrist Guy Dike to submit. Next up was a tag team match between Bueno Chilada & Crunchy Potato Burrito vs. Tanto and Wakishasi of Clan Ronin. The match ended when Crunchy Potato Burrito caught Tanto in mid air with a 360 Spud Slap capturing a victory for the LWO. Next was the Freak taking on Eric "Fist of Fury" Fooshee. The freak won the contest with the "Freak Out" submission. The Serial Thriller was up next as the Beefboy satisfied the ladies with his looks and preceeded to make the Quiz submit to the "Sizzler Sleeper". El Muchaco with Motherf$%kin' Murphy was set to face Katana of Clan Ronin. This was a great match until Murphy distracted the ref as Muchaco made use of a foriegn object, knocking out Katana, winner EL Muchaco. The EFW Heavyweight Championship was next as the "Phenom" Fat Finley faced off against the Hooigan. This match was back and forth until El Muchaco came to the ring with the LWO and attacked both competitors resulting in a no-contest.

May, 7 1999 Friday Night Binge

The Thunder Dome, Newalla, Okla.

First match featured the "Kosher Krusher" Rick Milstein beating the Quiz with the "Kosher Death Roll". The second match of the night was between Mr.Militia I & II vs. Tanto and Wakishasi of Clan Ronin. Mr. Militia I put Tanto in the Patriot Powerbomb for the win. The next was a Texas Death match between Jack "the Mechanic" Hammer and Iron Rod. The match ended with the ref stopping the match because of the blood loss to Iron Rod, winner Jack Hammer. The EFW T.V. Title Champion Dave Rave defened his title against John "the Mounty" Hunter, stealing the victory with a small package roll up. Rebell Yell scored a win beating Crunchy Potato Burrito with the "Dixieland DDT". In a rematch of the last Friday Night Binge it was the EFW Heavyweight Champ Fat Finley facing off against the Hooigan. Only minutes into the match El Muchaco came to the ring and interfeared resulting in a no-contest again. After clearing the ring with a chair Fat Finley told El Muchaco and the Hooligan to settle it at the next Friday Night Binge in a triple threat no D.Q.match. The Hooligan and El Muchaco both excepted the challenge.

May, 21 1999 Friday Night Binge

Danny Forsch Center, Meeker, Okla.