This is the task force that we assembled: Alex LeRoy, fastest gun this side of the Mississippi; Jarrid, the muscle; Helvey; and finally Jeremy, who's specialty is espionage; and myself my mastermind, the brains of the outfit. Along with with these individual talents we possess the ability to merge into a gesault robot named Bruticus.
Well even a task force as invincible as us are bound to experience a few setbacks. We arrived at the Hall of Justice and the doors were sealed. I sent the master marksman Alex and Jeremy to spy on our adversaries and to see if they could locate the place they were holding Goofy. Jarrid and Heveleleley first attemted to kick the door in, but alas had no luck. Next they tried eating it, but once again to no avail. Then we tried thinking good thoughts, but once again...nothing. We then decided it was time to resort to drastic measures. But we couldnt decide what drastic measures to take. so we didn't really do anything.
Alex and Jeremy didn't have any success spotting Goofy. However, they did spot an old rickity, piece of crap road barricade that OBVIOUSLY wasn't being used in any way, shape, form, or fashion and had probably been sitting in a huge pile of weeds in the middle of nowhere...yeah, that's it.
Goofy was eventually tried and convicted of 11th degree assault with a deadly fruit and was sentenced to 37 consecutive life sentences...But don't fret folks...this isnt over by a long shot...as long as their is air in my lungs, food on my plate and a snowball's chance in hades I WILL NOT REST until I shave the head of The Giant, er I mean rescue Goofy!
