"I'll moider da bum. " Heavyweight boxer Tony Galento, when asked what he thought of William Shakespeare
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. " - Socrates (470-399 B.C.)
"Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. " - John F. Kennedy (1917-1963)
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. " - Groucho Marx (1895-1977)