Wednesday 10/15/08 08:06 PM

OFFA FOOTBALL LEAGUE NEWS - WEEK 6
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One Week Left In First Half ; Suicide Pool #3 Pending
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LEAGUE TRANSACTIONS:                                                          
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10/08/08 @ 07:53 AM:  32 - TONY DROPPED YAMON FIGURS, RAVENS (KR)             
                              AND PICKED UP CHRIS CARR, TITANS                
10/08/08 @ 07:53 AM:  33 - TONY DROPPED JAGUARS (RD)                          
                              AND PICKED UP DOLPHINS                          
10/08/08 @ 07:53 AM:  34 - TONY DROPPED COWBOYS (PD)                          
                              AND PICKED UP PANTHERS                          
10/08/08 @ 09:39 AM:  35 - ADAM DROPPED AUNDRAE ALLISON, VIKINGS (KR)         
                              AND PICKED UP BRIAN WITHERSPOON, JAGUARS        
10/10/08 @ 11:10 AM:  36 - JOE DROPPED ERIC JOHNSON, SAINTS (TE)              
                              AND PICKED UP VISANTHE SHIANCOE, VIKINGS        
10/11/08 @ 06:12 PM:  37 - ADAM DROPPED JERRY PORTER, JAGUARS (WR)            
                              AND ACTIVATED FROM IR MARQUES COLSTON, SAINTS   
10/11/08 @ 06:22 PM:  38 - ADAM DROPPED GREG OLSEN, BEARS (TE)                
                              AND PICKED UP ANTHONY FASANO, DOLPHINS          
10/12/08 @ 12:38 AM:  39 - ROCKY DROPPED PHIL DAWSON, BROWNS (PK)             
                              AND PICKED UP NEIL RACKERS, CARDINALS           
10/12/08 @ 08:45 AM:  40 - JOSH DROPPED PATRICK CRAYTON, COWBOYS (WR)         
                              AND PICKED UP MILES AUSTIN, COWBOYS             
10/13/08 @ 10:22 AM:  41 - DOM MOVED TO IR TONY ROMO, COWBOYS (QB)            
                              AND PICKED UP BRAD JOHNSON, COWBOYS             
 
Submit Lineups by Sunday 10/19/08 at 09:00 AM                                 
 
NFL BYES: CARDINALS, EAGLES, FALCONS, JAGUARS                                 
          Make sure you substitute for starting players on these teams!       
          Your RD/PD/ST will be automatically substituted, as required.       
 
First things first: As you all know by now, George's father passed away last  
week.  Mr. Beas (as I called him) was one of the most gentle and kindest of   
men, always with a smile on his face, and never negative.  Every bone in his  
body exuded warmth to family, friends, and even strangers.  We are lucky to   
have known him, and will miss him.  Our thoughts and prayers go to George and 
his family.                                                                   
                                                                              
Meanwhile in football news, the last week of the OFL season's first half      
approaches with the $50 prize money at stake.  Rocky, Dom, Frank, and Keith   
are in contention.                                                            
                                                                              
Apologies for the absence of the OFL Web site this past weekend.  Contrary to 
Leon's conspiracy theories, events beyond our control caused this outage, as  
the provider - not the Vitranos - took the servers down.                      

 

Wednesday 10/15/08 08:06 PM

OFFA FOOTBALL LEAGUE NEWS - WEEK 6
                                                                              
And in suicide news, it was a very, very, very ugly weekend in the NFL for    
favored teams.  As such, 10 of 12 owners committed mass suicide in pool #2 by 
drinking a concoction of epidural jungle juice made in extremely large        
pitchers.  The fatal mixture was known as "Giant Redskin Punch".  The good    
news (for Dom anyway) was that there were a couple of fatalities (Rocky and   
Dave) in pool #1 who drank from the same vat.  This resulted in Dom winning   
the $120 - Congratulations!  If everyone agrees, Pool #3 will start in week 8 
as the 2nd half of the OFL season gets underway.  Keith and Tony will         
continue to vie for the pool #2 prize money.                                  

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