Jenna Jameson - Hello Everyone, we're coming to you live from a sold out Palace of Auburn Hills - Auburn Hills, MI, for Saturday Night Trench Wars!! It's gonna a be a great card! Let's get down to the ring for our first match.

Casper
Vs
The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd
Mark Turner - This next match is a an Extreme Match!...

Mark Turner - [Give me The World starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Manhattan Ny, weighing in at 230 pounds, He stands 6'3", Caaaspeeer!!!!

[Casper makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 220 pounds, from Atlanta Ga, Theee Heeeaaartbreeeaaakeeer Riiicky Stuuudd!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd charges in with a shoulder, which takes Casper off his feet. Casper moving to his feet. The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd kicks him back down! Figure four attempt by The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd. Casper kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Casper! Good moves by The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd.

Jenna Jameson - Casper hops back to his feet. Casper connects with a chop to the chest of The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd. Lock up... The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd going for a suplex... Casper blocks it... The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd trys again... Block and Casper with a suplex of his own!! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd moving back to his feet Casper scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Casper is choking The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd with the middle ring rope!! Casper dives on to The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!!

Neil Headman - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd needs to try for a comeback! Casper is pumeling The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd on the ground!! That's insane!! Boston crab being applied by Casper ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd got out of that at the last second! Casper is draping The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd over the bottom ring rope. Choking him out on it!!

Jessie Wild - If The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd gives up Casper could win the match like that!

Neil Headman - Casper lifting The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd into position for something. He devastated the neck of The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd with a Tombstone type piledriver. Casper comes down across the back of The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd with a double axe handle!! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd just can't make it to his feet! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd is ROCKED with a big elbow! Casper with the hair of The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd.

Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Jessie Wild - What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - No. The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd sure could use some help now. This match is anything goes!! Casper sends The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd over the top into the gaurd rail! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd busted his head on that one!

Jessie Wild - Casper is pulling him back in! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd climbing back to his feet, Casper moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Neil Headman - Casper is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd Got out of it! He's lucky! Casper pulling The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Casper pulls it off and drops The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd like yesterdays newspaper! Casper levels The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd with a chair!

Jessie Wild - Now he's working the knee with the chair!! Casper has a chair driving it into the leg of The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd,

Neil Headman - he's trying for some permenate damage!!

Jenna Jameson - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Casper! Those are devastating!!! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd is going out of the ring and getting a chair!

Jessie Wild - OHHH Casper took a solid head shot! Casper moving back to his feet The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd stomping the face of Casper into the mat!!

Neil Headman - Figure four attempt by The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd. Casper kicks him off quick.

Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Casper! We're not seeing much offense from Casper.

Jessie Wild - Casper needs to try for a comeback! Caspers head is being beaten to a pulp with some kind of spiked object!

Neil Headman - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd is ruthless!! Boston crab being applied by The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Casper got out of that at the last second! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd is applying a chair to the ankle of Casper! Off the top on to the chair!!

Jessie Wild - That will about do it for that ankle. What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call!

Jenna Jameson - Casper hops back to his feet. Casper picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Casper lifting The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd into position for something. He devastated the neck of The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd with a Tombstone type piledriver. Casper takes the chair to the back of The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd. Goes for a quick cover.

Jessie Wild - ONE

Neil Headman - TWO

Jenna Jameson - THREEEE!!!!

Jessie Wild - THREEEE!!!

[Casper won the match in 14 minutes and 12 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Caaaspeeer

The Scorpion
Vs
Fiend
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Ladder Match...

Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW Can-Am Champion Coming to the ring at this time, [Back In Black Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from Washington Dc, standing 6'2", weighing 225, coming to the ring with Julie, Lets hear it for Theee Scooorpiiiooon!!!

[The Scorpion makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give Me The World starts to play "Fiend" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from New Orleans, WCW Can-Am Champion  Fiiieeend!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Fiend walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Fiend is taking over from the start.

Lock up... The Scorpion going for a suplex... Fiend blocks it... The Scorpion trys again... Block and Fiend with a suplex of his own!! [Ding, Ding, Ding]

Neil Headman - The Scorpion is stumbling. Fiend pulling The Scorpion back to his feet.

Jenna Jameson - Knee to the stomach sends Fiend to the mat! The Scorpion is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Fiend Got out of it! He's lucky! The Scorpion with the hair of Fiend.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! The Scorpion lifting Fiend into position for something. He devastated the neck of Fiend with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Jenna Jameson - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - No. Fiend climbing back to his feet, The Scorpion moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Neil Headman - Fiend needs to try for a comeback! Fiend is out cold!

Jenna Jameson - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Fiend is ROCKED with a big elbow! Fiend moving back to his feet The Scorpion scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Fiend sure could use some help now.

Neil Headman - Fiend hops back to his feet. What a hardcore match! Oh! A baseball bat just got broken over The Scorpion's Head! There goes 64!!! Boston crab being applied by Fiend ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! The Scorpion got out of that at the last second! Good moves by Fiend. The Scorpion moving to his feet. Fiend kicks him back down!

Jessie Wild - Fiend picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Fiend's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on The Scorpion is to quick!

Jenna Jameson - The Scorpion hops back to his feet. The Scorpion sets up a table...Oh! A piledriver on Fiend through it! Fiend is out cold! The Scorpion comes down across the back of Fiend with a double axe handle!! Fiend just can't make it to his feet! The Scorpion out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Fiend went down quick! We're not seeing much offense from Fiend.

Jessie Wild - Fiend hops back to his feet. Fiend picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!!

Neil Headman - The Scorpion is stumbling. What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call! The Scorpion climbing back to his feet, Fiend moves in... Vertical Suplex! Fiend with the hair of The Scorpion.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Fiend with a low blow desperation move! Hes got handcuffs! Hes locked in The Scorpion against the ropes! Fiend climbes the ladder...HE GOT THE BELT!!! Fiend wins!! What a cheap move!!!

[Fiend won the match in 12 minutes and 36 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Fiiieeend

The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan
Vs
Doom
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Falls Count Anywhere Match...

Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW KOTR Champion  [Its The end Of The World plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Saskatoon Saskatchewan, weighing 219 He is Theee Taaactiiitiiiaaan Daaarryl Suuulliiivaaan!!!

[The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give Me The World starts to play A sign reads "Doom will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Miami Fl, the WCW KOTR Champion and WCW European Champion Introducing Doom.

[Doom walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - Look at The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan slap Doom around! Oh! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan powerbombed Doom through the announcers table! Doom moving to his feet. The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan kicks him back down! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan lifting Doom into position for something. He devastated the neck of Doom with a Tombstone type piledriver. The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Doom went down quick! Doom moving back to his feet The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Neil Headman - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan is trying to pull Doom back to his feet. Doom with an eye gouge!! Down goes The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan sure could use some help now. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Doom stomping the face of The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan. There's no need for that! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan is stumbling.

Neil Headman - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan hops back to his feet. Look at them battle!Oh What a match!From under the ring The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan got a ladder!Oh! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan set it up and threw Doom into it!Look at the blood!! The pin.Oh!Look at the strength of Doom not even a 1 count Chop to the kidney area by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan stuns Doom. They are brawling in the back of the arena! Oh! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan sent Doom crashing into a locker 3 or 4 times! The locker is busted open as well as Doom! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan pins..KICKOUT EASILY! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan sends Doom flying into the guardrail! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - Doom Got out of it! He's lucky!

Jessie Wild - Doom hops back to his feet. Oh! A steel pipe! Doom nailed The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan with the pipe! The pin...KICKOUT before 1! Man is The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan strong! Look at them battle!Oh What a match!From under the ring Doom got a ladder!Oh! Doom set it up and threw The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan into it!Look at the blood!! The pin.Oh!Look at the strength of The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan not even a 1 count Huge Bulldog by Doom may have broken some of The Tactitian Darryl Sullivans teeth! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan moving back to his feet Doom scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Neil Headman - Doom is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan Got out of it! He's lucky! Figure four attempt by Doom. The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan! Doom lifting The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan into position for something. He devastated the neck of The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Neil Headman - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan hops back to his feet. The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan just picked up a heavy, steel kitchen sink!!! Oh! And he hit Doom with it! Look at the pain! Doom may be out! the pin...Look at the strength of Doom kicking out before the one count!

Jenna Jameson - Knee to the stomach sends Doom to the mat! Doom moving to his feet. The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan kicks him back down! Doom sure could use some help now. What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Good moves by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Jenna Jameson - Doom lunging toward The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Doom!! Doom Stomping away at the chest of The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan!

Jessie Wild - A huge boot to the face sends Doom off his feet! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Doom

Neil Headman - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan taking an onslaught of punishment! Doom is pounding away at his entire body! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivans face is being slammed over and over by Doom

Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Doom is moving back to his feet Doom just picked up a heavy, steel kitchen sink!!! Oh! And he hit The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan with it! Look at the pain! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan may be out! 1..2..3!!! Doom wins!!!

[Doom won the match in 14 minutes and 49 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Doooooom

8 Man Tag Match
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner -This is for the WCW Stable Title Introducing first, currently headed to the ring, at a total combined weight of 981, the team of M.O.B.!!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, the team of The Truth Commission!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Doom is going to start this match against Steve Austin.

Neil Headman - Doom is taking over from the start.

Steve Austin charging Doom ... clothesli NO! Doom counters with a backdrop at the last second!! [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jenna Jameson - Doom with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Doom picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. Bad Ass sure could use some help now.

Jenna Jameson - Doom tags in Da Don.

Jessie Wild - Da Don picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Steve Austin makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Da Don with the hair of Steve Austin.

Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Jessie Wild - Bad Ass hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Da Don with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Bad Ass counters with a right of his own! Down goes Da Don! Da Don moving back to his feet Bad Ass scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Da Don moving to his feet. Steve Austin kicks him back down! Da Don needs to try for a comeback! Steve Austin is all over Da Don! He's choking him out!! Da Don won't be able to take that for long!

Neil Headman - Da Don hops back to his feet. Da Don slamming the head of Steve Austin into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Pinning combination by Da Don ...1 ...2 ... Bad Ass grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Da Don with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Da Don's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Steve Austin is to quick! What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call!

Jenna Jameson - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - No. Da Don is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Bad Ass Got out of it! He's lucky! Steve Austin needs to try for a comeback! Good moves by Da Don. Da Don lifting Bad Ass into position for something. He devastated the neck of Steve Austin with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Jenna Jameson - Steve Austin makes the tag, The Assassin is coming in.

Jessie Wild - Lockup, Oh The Assassin with a cheap shot. Down goes Da Don. So Neil Headman what do you think about The Assassin?

Neil Headman - Oh me? I hate him.

Jenna Jameson - Well thanks for your input. Da Don is dazed! A dazed Da Don is trying for something, but I'm not sure what.

Jessie Wild - Repeated chops to the chest by The Assassin, down goes Da Don. Good moves by The Assassin. The Assassin with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! The Assassin with the hair of Da Don.

Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Jessie Wild - Da Don is out cold! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Jenna Jameson - The Assassin's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Da Don is to quick! The Assassin dives on to Da Don and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Da Don!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Da Don is stumbling. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - No.

Jessie Wild - The Assassin pulling Da Don back to his feet. The Assassin levels Da Don with a foot to the face. Da Don needs to try for a comeback! The Assassin pulling Da Don back to his feet. The Three Second KillDa Don is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!

[The Truth Commission won the match in 16 minutes and 25 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Truuuth Cooommiiissiiiooon

K-9's
Vs
The Excaliburs
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Chicago Street Fight...

Mark Turner - Introducing first, weighing in at over 6 hundred pounds, the team consisting of K-9's!!!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, coming down the aisle, at at weight of over 5 hundred pounds! The team of The Excaliburs!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Fang is going to start this match against Randy Reno.

Neil Headman - Fang is taking over from the start.

Fang levels Randy Reno with a foot to the face. [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jenna Jameson - Fang's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Randy Reno is to quick! Boston crab being applied by Fang ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Randy Reno got out of that at the last second! Fang comes down across the back of Randy Reno with a double axe handle!! Randy Reno just can't make it to his feet! Fang pulling Randy Reno back to his feet.

Jenna Jameson - Randy Reno goes back to his corner and tags in Vinnie Vegas.

Jessie Wild - Oh! Fang is choking the life out of Vinnie Vegas with the camera cord! They are on top of the French Announcers table..Oh! Fang just piledrived Vinnie Vegas through the table!!! We're not seeing much offense from Vinnie Vegas. Vinnie Vegas climbing back to his feet, Fang moves in... Vertical Suplex! Figure four attempt by Fang. Vinnie Vegas kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Vinnie Vegas! Vinnie Vegas is stumbling.

Jenna Jameson - Tag by Fang. T-Bone will go at it now.

Jessie Wild - What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! T-Bone is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - Vinnie Vegas Got out of it! He's lucky! Vinnie Vegas moving back to his feet T-Bone scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Vinnie Vegas is out cold! T-Bone pulling Vinnie Vegas back to his feet. Diving forearm sends Vinnie Vegas to the mat!!

Jessie Wild - Leg drop across the throat of T-Bone! Currently this match is all Vinnie Vegas!

Neil Headman - Vinnie Vegas drops a knee on lower leg of T-Bone! Atomic Drop by Vinnie Vegas send T-Bone to the ground! Lock up... Vinnie Vegas with an armdrag takedown. Vinnie Vegas with repeated boots to the knee of T-Bone. Working the leg!

Jenna Jameson - Tag by Vinnie Vegas. Randy Reno will go at it now.

Jessie Wild - T-Bone hops back to his feet. A pin by T-Bone 1..Kickout! Inside cradle...Easy kickout by Randy Reno! A pin by T-Bone Not even a 1 count!!! T-Bone sends Randy Reno crashing into a garbage can! T-Bone comes down across the back of Randy Reno with a double axe handle!! Randy Reno just can't make it to his feet!

Neil Headman - Randy Reno is going to his corner, he tags in Vinnie Vegas.

Jenna Jameson - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! We're not seeing much offense from Vinnie Vegas. Figure four attempt by T-Bone. Vinnie Vegas kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Vinnie Vegas!

Jenna Jameson - Vinnie Vegas hops back to his feet. Inside cradle...Easy kickout by T-Bone!

Jessie Wild - T-Bone sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! A dazed Vinnie Vegas is trying for something, but I'm not sure what.

Neil Headman - T-Bone grabs a cake pan...Oh! He just made dough out of Vinnie Vegas's head!!! Vinnie Vegas is out cold! What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call! Finally they are back in the ring! Oh! A piledriver on a chair! 1...2...3! T-Bone wins!!!

[K-9's won the match in 14 minutes and 25 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... K-9's

The Canadian Crippler
Vs
Vito
Mark Turner - This next match is a a bar room brawl...

Mark Turner - [The Canadian Crippler steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 234 pounds, from Vancouver BC, Theee Caaanaaadiiiaaan Criiippleeer!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Canadian Crippler makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give Me The World starts to play A sign reads "Vito will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Chicago Il, Introducing Vito.

[Vito walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - Oh! The Canadian Crippler pulled out the cash register and hit Vito in the head with it! We're not seeing much offense from Vito. Vito is out cold!

Neil Headman - The Canadian Crippler is trying to pull Vito back to his feet. Vito with an eye gouge!! Down goes The Canadian Crippler! Vito comes down across the back of The Canadian Crippler with a double axe handle!! The Canadian Crippler just can't make it to his feet!

Jenna Jameson - Vito is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - The Canadian Crippler Got out of it! He's lucky! Vito with the hair of The Canadian Crippler.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Vito out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! The Canadian Crippler went down quick! What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call! Vito pulling The Canadian Crippler back to his feet.

Jessie Wild - We've got a stare down.

Neil Headman - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks The Canadian Crippler down hard!! The Canadian Crippler climbing back to his feet, Vito moves in... Vertical Suplex! Vito's going for a boston crab.

Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on The Canadian Crippler is to quick! Boston crab being applied by Vito ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! The Canadian Crippler got out of that at the last second!

Neil Headman - Vito is all over The Canadian Crippler! He's choking him out!! The Canadian Crippler won't be able to take that for long! Vito pulling The Canadian Crippler back to his feet. Oh! Vito nailed The Canadian Crippler with a can of beer! The Canadian Crippler is stumbling.

Jenna Jameson - The Canadian Crippler needs to try for a comeback! Vito lifting The Canadian Crippler into position for something. He devastated the neck of The Canadian Crippler with a Tombstone type piledriver. The Canadian Crippler moving to his feet. Vito kicks him back down! Good moves by Vito. The Canadian Crippler sure could use some help now.

Jessie Wild - Vito picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! The Canadian Crippler moving back to his feet Vito scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Neil Headman - The Canadian Crippler hops back to his feet. The Canadian Crippler levels Vito with a foot to the face. Vito is stumbling. The Canadian Crippler with the hair of Vito.

Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Jessie Wild - Boston crab being applied by The Canadian Crippler ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Vito got out of that at the last second! The Canadian Crippler dives on to Vito and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Vito!

Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Vito moving to his feet. The Canadian Crippler kicks him back down! The Canadian Crippler comes down across the back of Vito with a double axe handle!! Vito just can't make it to his feet! The Canadian Crippler is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Vito Got out of it! He's lucky!

Jenna Jameson - Vito hops back to his feet. They are brawling in the back...Oh! Vito threw The Canadian Crippler into a carton full of beer bottles! Man thats gotta cool him off! 357Vito goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Vito won the match in 21 minutes and 48 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Viiitooo

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Hardcore
Vs
Peacock
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Casket Match...

Mark Turner - [Where My Dawgs At plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Hialeah Fl, weighing 220 He is Haaardcoooreee!!!

[Hardcore makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [One starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Burlington Wi, weighing in at 350 pounds, He stands 7'0", Peeeaaacooock!!!!

[Peacock walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Peacock is taking over from the start.

Lock up... Hardcore going for a suplex... Peacock blocks it... Hardcore trys again... Block and Peacock with a suplex of his own!! [Ding, Ding, Ding]

Neil Headman - Hardcore is ROCKED with a big elbow! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Peacock pulling Hardcore back to his feet. Hardcore goes spinning as Peacock connects with a german uppercut! Peacock hits Hardcore with a Singapore Cane! Hardcore climbing back to his feet, Peacock moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Jessie Wild - Peacock is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Hardcore Got out of it! He's lucky! Peacock picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Hardcore is out cold!

Jenna Jameson - Hardcore hops back to his feet. Hardcore sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!!

Jessie Wild - Peacock charges in with a shoulder, which takes Hardcore off his feet. Hardcore is stumbling. Good moves by Peacock. Peacock's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Hardcore is to quick! Peacock comes down across the back of Hardcore with a double axe handle!! Hardcore just can't make it to his feet!

Jenna Jameson - Hardcore hops back to his feet. Hardcore picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Peacock. Figure four attempt by Hardcore. Peacock kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Peacock! Boston crab being applied by Hardcore ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Peacock got out of that at the last second!

Jenna Jameson - Peacock hops back to his feet. They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Peacock comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Peacock out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Hardcore went down quick! Peacock dives on to Hardcore and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Hardcore!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!!

Neil Headman - Hardcore hops back to his feet. Hardcore is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Peacock's chest! Talk about alot of blood! Peacock is really bleeding! Hardcore scoops him up fall away slam!!! Hardcore with the hair of Peacock.

Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Neil Headman - Peacock hops back to his feet. Peacock scoops slams Hardcore and boy did he hit hard!! We're not seeing much offense from Hardcore. Peacock picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Hardcore is ROCKED with a big elbow! Peacock is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - Hardcore Got out of it! He's lucky!

Jessie Wild - Hardcore hops back to his feet. Hardcore hits Peacock with a Monkey Wrench What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! Hardcore's going for a boston crab.

Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Peacock is to quick! Hardcore lifting Peacock into position for something. He devastated the neck of Peacock with a Tombstone type piledriver. Peacock sure could use some help now.

Jessie Wild - Hardcore comes down across the back of Peacock with a double axe handle!! Peacock just can't make it to his feet! Peacock is stumbling. Hardcore puts Peacock in the casket! Oh! He grabbed the lid and shut it! Hardcore wins!!!

[Hardcore won the match in 16 minutes and 29 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Haaardcoooreee

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Crimson Beast Kane
Vs
Mystik
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Dumpster Match...

Mark Turner - Coming down the aisle, weighing 330 pounds, [Fans cheer as Crimson Beast Kane walks out] Criiimsooon Beeeaaast Kaaaneee!!!

[Crimson Beast Kane makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give Me The World starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Mystik. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Hialeah Fl, Introducing Mystiiik!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Mystik walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane is taking over from the start.

They're punching it out, Mystik with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Crimson Beast Kane counters with a right of his own! Down goes Mystik! [Ring, Ring, Ring]

Neil Headman - Boston crab being applied by Crimson Beast Kane ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Mystik got out of that at the last second! Crimson Beast Kane out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Mystik went down quick! Crimson Beast Kane picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Crimson Beast Kane is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Mystik Got out of it! He's lucky! Mystik is out cold! Crimson Beast Kane lifting Mystik into position for something. He devastated the neck of Mystik with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Neil Headman - Crimson Beast Kane with the hair of Mystik.

Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Crimson Beast Kane comes down across the back of Mystik with a double axe handle!! Mystik just can't make it to his feet! Crimson Beast Kane's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Mystik is to quick! Mystik is stumbling. Mystik needs to try for a comeback! Figure four attempt by Crimson Beast Kane. Mystik kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Mystik!

Jenna Jameson - Mystik hops back to his feet. Mystik with a snapmare take down!

Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane hops back to his feet. Talk about hardcore!!! Good moves by Crimson Beast Kane. Mystik is ROCKED with a big elbow! Mystik sure could use some help now.

Neil Headman - Crimson Beast Kane dives on to Mystik and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Mystik!

Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Mystik moving to his feet. Crimson Beast Kane kicks him back down!

Jessie Wild - Mystik hops back to his feet. Mystik just put Crimson Beast Kane in the dumpster but he escapes before he can reach the lid! Oh! just hit Crimson Beast Kane with a caribbean strap! Boston crab being applied by Mystik ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Crimson Beast Kane got out of that at the last second! We're not seeing much offense from Crimson Beast Kane.

Jenna Jameson - Mystik lifting Crimson Beast Kane into position for something. He devastated the neck of Crimson Beast Kane with a Tombstone type piledriver. Mystik out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Crimson Beast Kane went down quick!

Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane moving back to his feet Mystik scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Mystik's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Crimson Beast Kane is to quick! Mystik is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - Crimson Beast Kane Got out of it! He's lucky!

Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane hops back to his feet. Kick to the gut knocks Mystik out of balance. Crimson Beast Kane follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Mystik is stumbling. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call! Figure four attempt by Crimson Beast Kane. Mystik kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Mystik!

Neil Headman - Mystik hops back to his feet. Mystik picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Crimson Beast Kane. Mystik with the hair of Crimson Beast Kane.

Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Crimson Beast Kane is in the dumpster and is out cold! Mystik has closed the lid!!! Mystik wins!

[Mystik won the match in 12 minutes and 13 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Mystiiik

Peacock
Vs
Steve Austin
Mark Turner - This next match is a a First Blood Match...

Mark Turner - [One starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Burlington Wi, weighing in at 350 pounds, He stands 7'0", Peeeaaacooock!!!!

[Peacock makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Iron Man Begins...][Boos cover up the announcement]coming from Victoria Tx, standing 6'0", weighing 260, coming to the ring with The Commadant, Steve Austin.

[Steve Austin walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Steve Austin is taking over from the start.

Steve Austin picks him up and dumps Peacock on his head! [Ring, Ring, Ring]

Neil Headman - Bad Ass is all over Peacock! He's choking him out!! Peacock won't be able to take that for long! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Bad Ass with the hair of Peacock.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Peacock is out cold! Bad Ass has a chair driving it into the leg of Peacock,

Neil Headman - he's trying for some permenate damage!!

Jenna Jameson - Peacock hops back to his feet. Steve Austin charging Peacock ... clothesli NO! Peacock counters with a backdrop at the last second!!

Jessie Wild - Steve Austin hops back to his feet. Bad Ass picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! This match is anything goes!! Until someone bleeds!

Neil Headman - Someone is coming out of the audience it's Undertaker he's got a chair and he rocks Bad Ass with it. Steve Austin is stunned!

Jenna Jameson - A huge boot to the face sends Steve Austin off his feet! Currently this match is all Peacock! Peacock spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Steve Austin

Jessie Wild - Peacock drops a knee on lower leg of Bad Ass! Leg drop across the throat of Steve Austin! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Well Peacock just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Peacock.

Jenna Jameson - Lock up... Peacock with an armdrag takedown. Peacock driving a knee into the spinal area of Steve Austins back!! Peacock measuring him up elbow smash! Atomic Drop by Peacock send Steve Austin to the ground!

Jessie Wild - Bad Asss face is being slammed over and over by Peacock

Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!! Peacock driving a knee into the spinal area of Steve Austins back!!

Jenna Jameson - Steve Austin is moving back to his feet Bad Ass biting Peacock on the back of the leg. Peacock's trying to escape the hold... He's out!! Steve Austin sends Peacock over the top into the gaurd rail! Peacock really hit his head on that one!

Jessie Wild - Any blood? Steve Austin is pulling him back in!

Neil Headman - Steve Austin is draping Peacock over the bottom ring rope. The Undertaker comes down the aisle.  What is he up to?  The Crimson Beast Kane is out he is distracting referee Billy Dunn.  The Undertaker  takes the blade to Steve Austin neck. Bad Ass is trying to fight back with lefts and rights. Steve Austin Fell to the ground.  He is cut bad. The Undertaker races back down the aisle.   Billy Dunn turns around and sees that Austin is cut and he calls for the bell.

Jenna Jameson - This match is over. Get some help for Steve Austin!

[Peacock won the match in 15 minutes and 21 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Peeeaaacooock

Abel, and Kane
Vs
Brothers Of The Darkside
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Introducing first, coming down the aisle, Abel, and Kane, they weigh in at over 400 pounds!!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, currently headed to the ring, at a total combined weight of 655, the team of Brothers Of The Darkside!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Kane is going to start this match against Undertaker.

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Neil Headman - Undertaker slamming the head of Kane into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Undertaker pulling Kane back to his feet. Kane taunting Undertaker a bit. OHHHHH Undertaker with a big scoop slam!! What's Kane gonna say to that? Undertaker pulling Kane back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Undertaker pulls it off and drops Kane like yesterdays newspaper!

Jenna Jameson - Kane is stumbling. Undertaker comes down across the back of Kane with a double axe handle!! Kane just can't make it to his feet! Kane sure could use some help now. Figure four attempt by Undertaker. Kane kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Kane!

Neil Headman - Boston crab being applied by Undertaker ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Kane got out of that at the last second! Quick cover by Undertaker Kane kicks out before the one count! Undertaker with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!!

Neil Headman - Kane hops back to his feet. A kick to the face takes Undertaker off his feet. We're not seeing much offense from Undertaker.

Jenna Jameson - Undertaker is ROCKED with a big elbow! Cover by Kane ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Undertaker has his foot on the ropes! Undertaker needs to try for a comeback! Undertaker climbing back to his feet, Kane moves in... Vertical Suplex! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No.

Jenna Jameson - Undertaker hops back to his feet. Undertaker slamming the head of Kane into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Undertaker's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Kane is to quick! Undertaker with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Neil Headman - Kane hops back to his feet. A dazed Undertaker is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. Kane charging at Undertaker.

Jenna Jameson - Undertaker's with a back body drop, NO Kane reverses into a Piledriver!! Kane is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Undertaker's chest!

Jessie Wild - Kane goes back to his corner and tags in Abel.

Neil Headman - Abel slamming the head of Undertaker into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Abel dives on to Undertaker and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Undertaker!

Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Abel comes down across the back of Undertaker with a double axe handle!! Undertaker just can't make it to his feet!

Jessie Wild - Undertaker hops back to his feet. Abel taunting Undertaker a bit. OHHHHH Undertaker with a big scoop slam!! What's Abel gonna say to that? Undertaker picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Cover by Undertaker ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Abel. Boston crab being applied by Undertaker ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Abel got out of that at the last second! Undertaker with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!!

Jessie Wild - We're not seeing much offense from Abel. Undertaker with the hair of Abel.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Undertaker out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Abel went down quick! Abel is ROCKED with a big elbow! Tombstone PiledriverUndertaker goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Brothers Of The Darkside won the match in 17 minutes and 18 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Broootheeers Of Theee Daaarksiiideee

Mankind
Vs
Wyte Rice
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Barbwire Cage Match...

Mark Turner - [Mankinds Theme plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Parts Unknown, weighing 250 He is Maaankiiind!!!

[Mankind makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give Me The World starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Wyte Rice. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Hialeah Fl, Introducing Wyteee Riiiceee!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Wyte Rice walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Mankind is taking over from the start.

We've got a stare down.

Neil Headman - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Wyte Rice down hard!! [Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jenna Jameson - What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Folks this Cage is constructed completely of BARBWIRE!! Figure four attempt by Mankind. Wyte Rice kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Wyte Rice!

Jenna Jameson - Wyte Rice needs to try for a comeback! We're not seeing much offense from Wyte Rice. Mankind dives on to Wyte Rice and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Wyte Rice!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! This is the most violent thing I've ever seen in my life!!

Jenna Jameson - There's puddles of blood all over the mat I have no Idea how they'll clean it up. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - No. Wyte Rice moving to his feet. Mankind kicks him back down! This match may be too dangerous. Boston crab being applied by Mankind ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Wyte Rice got out of that at the last second! Mankind picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Jenna Jameson - Wyte Rice hops back to his feet. My God! Wyte Rice is raking the eyes of Wyte Rice across the barbwire.

Jessie Wild - He could take out an eye!! Mankind sure could use some help now. You need to understand this cage is made of barbed wire!! Mankind is stumbling. Good moves by Wyte Rice.

Neil Headman - Wyte Rice comes down across the back of Mankind with a double axe handle!! Mankind just can't make it to his feet! Mankind climbing back to his feet, Wyte Rice moves in... Vertical Suplex! Mankind is ROCKED with a big elbow! Folks this Cage is constructed completely of BARBWIRE!! Mankind is drenched in blood!!

Jenna Jameson - Mankind hops back to his feet. Wyte Rice is loosing blood fast!!

Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice hops back to his feet. Wyte Rice slings Mankind into the cage!! Mankind is bleeding from his back! Wyte Rice with the hair of Mankind.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! We're not seeing much offense from Mankind. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Mankind Got out of it! He's lucky! Wyte Rice lifting Mankind into position for something. He devastated the neck of Mankind with a Tombstone type piledriver. Boston crab being applied by Wyte Rice ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Mankind got out of that at the last second!

Jessie Wild - Mankind hops back to his feet. Wyte Rice is going for a double axe handle... Mankind moves out of the way and sends him flying into the spiked cage!! Wyte Rice moving to his feet. Mankind kicks him back down! Mankind out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Wyte Rice went down quick! This match may be too dangerous.

Neil Headman - Wyte Rice hops back to his feet. Wyte Rice picks him up and dumps Mankind on his head! Figure four attempt by Wyte Rice. Mankind kicks him off quick.

Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Mankind! Mankind is stumbling.. he falls down scrapping his face across the cage!

Jessie Wild - He isn't getting up!! Wyte Rice has won!!

[Wyte Rice won the match in 21 minutes and 52 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Wyteee Riiiceee

Degenerate Disciple
Vs
The Giant
Mark Turner - This next match is a a First Blood Match...

Mark Turner - Coming down the Aisle, from Branson Missouri, weighing in at 265 pounds, He stands 6'4", Degenerate Disciple.

[Degenerate Disciple makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 355 pounds, [fans hold up The Giant sucks signs] The Giant.

[The Giant walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - Chop to the kidney area by The Giant stuns Degenerate Disciple. The Giant scoops him up fall away slam!!! The Giant out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Degenerate Disciple went down quick! Degenerate Disciple is out cold! Degenerate Disciple is stumbling. Degenerate Disciple moving back to his feet The Giant scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Neil Headman - The Giant is trying to pull Degenerate Disciple back to his feet. Degenerate Disciple with an eye gouge!! Down goes The Giant! The Giant climbing back to his feet, Degenerate Disciple moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Jenna Jameson - The Giant lunging toward Degenerate Disciple and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by The Giant!! The Giant with repeated boots to the knee of Degenerate Disciple. Working the leg! Leg drop across the throat of Degenerate Disciple!

Jessie Wild - The Giant spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Degenerate Disciple

Neil Headman - Degenerate Disciple taking an onslaught of punishment! The Giant is pounding away at his entire body! The Giant measuring him up elbow smash!

Jenna Jameson - The Giant is moving back to his feet What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! The Giant levels Degenerate Disciple with a chair!

Neil Headman - Now he's working the knee with the chair!! This match is insane!

Jenna Jameson - Boston crab being applied by The Giant ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Degenerate Disciple got out of that at the last second! Powerbomb onto a chair by The Giant!! The Giant pulling Degenerate Disciple back to his feet. The Giant sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Test of strength, Degenerate Disciple has a slight advantage .... The Giant coming back ... The Giant scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!!

Neil Headman - Degenerate Disciple hops back to his feet. The Giant is trying an to get back offensive.

Jenna Jameson - He's charging at Degenerate Disciple and Degenerate Disciple sends him down with a hip toss! This match is anything goes!! Until someone bleeds! Degenerate Disciple out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! The Giant went down quick! Degenerate Disciple is all over The Giant! He's choking him out!! The Giant won't be able to take that for long! Degenerate Disciple is pumeling The Giant on the ground!! That's insane!!

Jessie Wild - Degenerate Disciple is trying to pull The Giant back to his feet. The Giant with an eye gouge!! Down goes Degenerate Disciple! What a punishing match! Degenerate Disciple needs to try for a comeback!

Neil Headman - Degenerate Disciple lunging toward The Giant and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Degenerate Disciple!! Degenerate Disciple driving a knee into the spinal area of The Giants back!! Degenerate Disciple Stomping away at the chest of The Giant! Degenerate Disciple is putting a chair around The Giants head. He's jumping on The Giant's trapped head!!  The Giant is bleeding

[Degenerate Disciple won the match in 21 minutes and 59 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Deeegeeeneeeraaateee Diiisciiipleee

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Buff
Vs
Dangerous David Neel
Mark Turner - This next match is a Deathpit Match...

Mark Turner - [Vicious and Delicious starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Marietta Ga, weighing in at 246 pounds, He stands 6'3", Buuuff!!!!

[Buff makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Full Circle plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from New York Ny, weighing 267 He is Daaangeeerooouuus Daaaviiid Neeeeeel!!!

[Dangerous David Neel walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Buff is taking over from the start.

lock up Dangerous David Neel gets the upper edge setting Buff up for a piledriver.

Neil Headman - Buff counters back body drop! Gives Buff the advantage again! [Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jenna Jameson - Dangerous David Neel moving to his feet. Buff kicks him back down! Dangerous David Neel needs to try for a comeback! Buff out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Dangerous David Neel went down quick! Boston crab being applied by Buff ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Dangerous David Neel got out of that at the last second! Dangerous David Neel is ROCKED with a big elbow! Dangerous David Neel sure could use some help now.

Neil Headman - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - No. Dangerous David Neel moving back to his feet Buff scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Buff with the hair of Dangerous David Neel.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! We're not seeing much offense from Dangerous David Neel. Figure four attempt by Buff. Dangerous David Neel kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Dangerous David Neel!

Jenna Jameson - Dangerous David Neel hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Dangerous David Neel may have broken some of Buffs teeth! Kick to the gut knocks Buff out of balance. Dangerous David Neel follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Dangerous David Neel dives on to Buff and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Buff!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Buff is stumbling. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Jenna Jameson - Buff hops back to his feet. A dazed Dangerous David Neel is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. Buff with a snapmare take down! Buff lifting Dangerous David Neel into position for something. He devastated the neck of Dangerous David Neel with a Tombstone type piledriver. Dangerous David Neel is out cold!

Jessie Wild - Dangerous David Neel hops back to his feet. Dangerous David Neel sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!!

Neil Headman - Dangerous David Neel applys a standing bear hug, lifts Buff up and drops him down!!

Jenna Jameson - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! Buff moving to his feet. Dangerous David Neel kicks him back down!

Jessie Wild - Buff hops back to his feet. Dangerous David Neel goes spinning as Buff connects with a german uppercut! Buff and Dangerous David Neel are exchanging serious blows in the center of the pit.

Neil Headman - This has to be the one of the bloodiest matches in this sport, wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson? Hell no man.

Jenna Jameson - Buff hops back to his feet. Lock up... Dangerous David Neel going for a suplex... Buff blocks it... Dangerous David Neel trys again... Block and Buff with a suplex of his own!!

Jessie Wild - Dangerous David Neel hops back to his feet. Knee lift by Dangerous David Neel takes Buff to the ground. We're not seeing much offense from Buff. Buff moving back to his feet Dangerous David Neel scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Buff sure could use some help now. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No.

Jenna Jameson - Buff needs to try for a comeback! Buff climbing back to his feet, Dangerous David Neel moves in... Vertical Suplex! Dangerous David Neel with the hair of Buff.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Neil Headman - Buff is stumbling. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Dangerous David Neel dives on to Buff and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Buff!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Buff is out cold! Buff is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Neil Headman - Dangerous David Neel picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Dangerous David Neel out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Buff went down quick!

Jenna Jameson - Dangerous David Neel comes down across the back of Buff with a double axe handle!! Buff just can't make it to his feet! Dangerous David Neel's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Buff is to quick! Buff moving to his feet. Dangerous David Neel kicks him back down! Dangerous David Neel is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Buff Got out of it! He's lucky! Dangerous David Neel pulling Buff back to his feet. Dangerous David Neel scoops him up fall away slam!!!

Jenna Jameson - Dangerous David Neel picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Good moves by Dangerous David Neel. Buff moving back to his feet Dangerous David Neel scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Dangerous David Neel lifting Buff into position for something. He devastated the neck of Buff with a Tombstone type piledriver. Kick to the gut knocks Buff out of balance. Dangerous David Neel follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!!

Jessie Wild - Dangerous David Neel pulling Buff back to his feet. Dangerous David Neel takes Buff off his feet with a drop kick to the chin! We're not seeing much offense from Buff.

Neil Headman - Buff hops back to his feet. Dangerous David Neel countered, and is gonna Power Bomb Buff in that pile os shattered glass.

Jenna Jameson - Ouch... Buff hops back to his feet. Buff charging at Dangerous David Neel.

Jessie Wild - Dangerous David Neel's with a back body drop, NO Buff reverses into a Piledriver!! Buff has found a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire. Buff has just landed a serious blow to the head of Dangerous David Neel, and he isn't moving. Buff is climbing out of the pit, Billy Dunn is calling for the bell

[Buff won the match in 29 minutes and 24 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Buuuff

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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The Assassin
Vs
The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Iron Man starts to play A sign reads "The Assassin will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Chicago Il, Followed to the ring by The Commadant, Introducing The Assassin.

[The Assassin makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [D-Generation X starts to play "The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Atlanta Ga, Theee Heeeaaartbreeeaaakeeer Riiicky Stuuudd!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - Test of strength, The Assassin has a slight advantage .... The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd coming back ... The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd pulling The Assassin back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of The Assassin! Those are devastating!!! The Assassin taunting The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd a bit. OHHHHH The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd with a big scoop slam!! What's The Assassin gonna say to that? We're not seeing much offense from The Assassin. The Assassin moving back to his feet The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Neil Headman - The Assassin needs to try for a comeback! Good moves by The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd. The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd comes down across the back of The Assassin with a double axe handle!! The Assassin just can't make it to his feet! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd lifting The Assassin into position for something. He devastated the neck of The Assassin with a Tombstone type piledriver. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . The Assassin makes it out.

Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Jessie Wild - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Boston crab being applied by The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! The Assassin got out of that at the last second! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd dives on to The Assassin and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of The Assassin!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on The Assassin is to quick! The Assassin sure could use some help now. What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call!

Jessie Wild - The Assassin is stumbling. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. Cover by The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes The Assassin has his foot on the ropes! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd pulling The Assassin back to his feet. The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd slamming the head of The Assassin into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] The Assassin is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Jenna Jameson - The Assassin lunging toward The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by The Assassin!! A huge boot to the face sends The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd off his feet! The Assassin is moving back to his feet The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd is ROCKED with a big elbow! The Assassin with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!!

Neil Headman - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd hops back to his feet. Diving forearm sends The Assassin to the mat!! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd driving a knee into the spinal area of The Assassins back!!

Jenna Jameson - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd with repeated boots to the knee of The Assassin. Working the leg! Lock up... The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd with an armdrag takedown. The Assassin taking an onslaught of punishment! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd is pounding away at his entire body! Currently this match is all The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd repeatedly slamming The Assassins down! He could break his nose!!

Jessie Wild - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd measuring him up elbow smash! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd drops a knee on lower leg of The Assassin! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Well The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd. Leg drop across the throat of The Assassin!

Jenna Jameson - The Assassin Stomping away at the chest of The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studds face is being slammed over and over by The Assassin

Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! The Assassin with repeated boots to the knee of The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd. Working the leg! The Assassin spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd

Neil Headman - Atomic Drop by The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd send The Assassin to the ground! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd is moving back to his feet Boston crab being applied by The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! The Assassin got out of that at the last second! Cover by The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes The Assassin has his foot on the ropes! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd with a cover Billy Dunn is on top of it ...1 ...2 ...THREE!!!!!

[The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd won the match in 14 minutes and 21 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Heeeaaartbreeeaaakeeer Riiicky Stuuudd

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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The Cannibal
Vs
Silk
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW International Championship [Eat It starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for The Cannibal. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from parts unknown, Introducing Theee Caaanniiibaaal!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[The Cannibal makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Silk steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 215 pounds, he is the WCW International Champion, from New Orleans, Siiilk!!!!!!!!!!!

[Silk walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - Kick to the stomach by Silk sends The Cannibal down! Silk pulling The Cannibal back to his feet. Silk applys a standing bear hug, lifts The Cannibal up and drops him down!!

Neil Headman - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! The Cannibal sure could use some help now. The Cannibal moving to his feet. Silk kicks him back down!

Jenna Jameson - The Cannibal hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by The Cannibal may have broken some of Silks teeth! The Cannibal with the hair of Silk.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Neil Headman - Silk hops back to his feet. lock up The Cannibal gets the upper edge setting Silk up for a piledriver.

Jenna Jameson - Silk counters back body drop! Gives Silk the advantage again! Silk's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on The Cannibal is to quick! Silk with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!!

Jenna Jameson - The Cannibal hops back to his feet. The Cannibal picks him up and dumps Silk on his head! The Cannibal picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Quick cover by The Cannibal Silk kicks out before the one count!

Neil Headman - The Cannibal is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - Silk Got out of it! He's lucky! The Cannibal out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Silk went down quick! Silk is out cold! Silk moving back to his feet The Cannibal scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Jessie Wild - The Cannibal dives on to Silk and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Silk!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - No. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! The Cannibal comes down across the back of Silk with a double axe handle!! Silk just can't make it to his feet!

Neil Headman - We're not seeing much offense from Silk. Cover by The Cannibal ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Silk. Silk needs to try for a comeback! Figure four attempt by The Cannibal. Silk kicks him off quick.

Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Silk!

Jessie Wild - Silk hops back to his feet. Silk scoops him up fall away slam!!! The Cannibal sure could use some help now. The Cannibal moving to his feet. Silk kicks him back down!

Neil Headman - The Cannibal is stumbling. Pinning combination by Silk ...1 ...2 ... The Cannibal grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Good moves by Silk.

Jenna Jameson - The Cannibal hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by The Cannibal may have broken some of Silks teeth! The Last SupperThe Cannibal goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[The Cannibal won the match in 15 minutes and 54 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... and Neeeeww WCW International Champion Theee Caaanniiibaaal

Berringer
Vs
Cold Blooded Mike Bauce
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - This is a kiss my foot match [Vicious and Delicious plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Detroit Mi, weighing 324 He is Beeerriiingeeer!!!

[Berringer makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 300 pounds, [Fans cheer as Cold Blooded Mike Bauce walks out] Cooold Bloooooodeeed Miiikeee Baaauuuceee!!!

[Cold Blooded Mike Bauce walks to the ring.]

[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jessie Wild - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce and Berringer are going to lock up. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce has the advantage. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce has him up in a vertical suplex!

Neil Headman - Berringer was up there for quite a while! Quick cover by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce Berringer kicks out before the one count! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce comes down across the back of Berringer with a double axe handle!! Berringer just can't make it to his feet!

Jenna Jameson - Good moves by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Berringer went down quick! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Berringer makes it out.

Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. We're not seeing much offense from Berringer. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No.

Jenna Jameson - Berringer hops back to his feet. Berringer connects with a chop to the chest of Cold Blooded Mike Bauce.

Jessie Wild - Kick to the gut knocks Cold Blooded Mike Bauce out of balance. Berringer follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! Cover by Berringer ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Cold Blooded Mike Bauce has his foot on the ropes! Berringer lifting Cold Blooded Mike Bauce into position for something. He devastated the neck of Cold Blooded Mike Bauce with a Tombstone type piledriver. Boston crab being applied by Berringer ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce got out of that at the last second!

Jessie Wild - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce hops back to his feet. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Tie up... snap suplex by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce. Nicely executed move. Atomic Drop by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce send Berringer to the ground! Berringers face is being slammed over and over by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce

Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!!

Jenna Jameson - Currently this match is all Berringer! Berringer driving a knee into the spinal area of Cold Blooded Mike Bauces back!!

Jessie Wild - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Berringer

Neil Headman - Well Cold Blooded Mike Bauce just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Cold Blooded Mike Bauce.

Jenna Jameson - Berringer taking an onslaught of punishment! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is pounding away at his entire body! Leg drop across the throat of Berringer! A huge boot to the face sends Berringer off his feet! A huge boot to the face sends Berringer off his feet!

Jessie Wild - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is moving back to his feet Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Berringer makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Jenna Jameson - Berringer hops back to his feet. Diving forearm sends Cold Blooded Mike Bauce to the mat!! Berringer measuring him up elbow smash! Berringer repeatedly slamming Cold Blooded Mike Bauces down! He could break his nose!! Brick BreakerBerringer goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Berringer won the match in 13 minutes and 36 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Beeerriiingeeer

Jenna Jameson: Billy Dunn brings in a chair for Berringer to sit on.   Berringer is unlacing his boot.  Oh no! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce has the chair.   He levels Berringer with it.  He grabs the ring mike.

Cold Blooded Mike Bauce: Kiss that you piece of crap

(he drops the mike and heads back to the locker room

Lex Lunger
Vs
Mystik
Mark Turner - This next match is a a locker room match...

Mark Turner - Coming down the aisle, Accompanied by Lucious Lisa, weighing 280 pounds, [Fans cheer as Lex Lunger walks out] Leeex Luuungeeer!!!

[Lex Lunger makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Mystik steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 224 pounds, from Hialeah Fl, Mystiiik!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mystik walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - Lex Lunger whips Mystik with a towel! Ouch!

Neil Headman - Lex Lunger takes Mystik out into the hallway!

Jenna Jameson - Mystik gets a piledriver onto the cement floor!

Jessie Wild - They go back into the locker room.

Neil Headman - Lex Lunger is slowly moving to his feet.

Jenna Jameson - Mystik kicks Lex Lunger

Jessie Wild -

Neil Headman - Mystik and Lex Lunger sit down to take a break.

Jenna Jameson - Mystik kicks Lex Lunger

Jessie Wild - Lex Lunger get his face smashed into a bench by Mystik!

Neil Headman - Mystik picks up Lex Lunger and powerbombs him hard on the cement! Mystik does a Flying backflip off a Locker to Lex Lunger!!!

Jenna Jameson - Mystik executes a legdrop to Lex Lunger! Mystik does a Flying elbowdrop to Lex Lunger!! Mystik goes to the top of a locker and goes for a flying elbow to Lex Lunger , but Lex Lunger rolls out of the way!! Mystik could have broken his arm!! Lex Lunger does a Flying backflip off a Locker to Mystik!!!

Jessie Wild - Lex Lunger executes a legdrop to Mystik! Lex Lunger does a Flying elbowdrop to Mystik!!

Neil Headman -

Jenna Jameson - Lex Lunger picks up Mystik and tosses him through a table! Lex Lunger does a Flying elbowdrop to Mystik!! Lex Lunger does a Flying elbowdrop to Mystik!! Lex Lunger goes to the top of a locker and goes for a flying elbow to Mystik , but Mystik rolls out of the way!! Lex Lunger could have broken his arm!!

Jessie Wild - Mystik executes a legdrop to Lex Lunger! Mystik executes a legdrop to Lex Lunger! Mystik does a Flying elbowdrop to Lex Lunger!! Mystik goes to the top of a locker and goes for a flying elbow to Lex Lunger , but Lex Lunger rolls out of the way!! Mystik could have broken his arm!!

Neil Headman -

Jenna Jameson - Lex Lunger is slowly moving to his feet.

Jessie Wild - Lex Lunger kicks Mystik in the midsection!

Neil Headman - Lex Lunger headbutts Mystik.

Jenna Jameson -

Jessie Wild - Lex Lunger hits Mystik with a bat! Mystik's busted wide open!

Neil Headman - Mystik pinches Lex Lunger.

Jenna Jameson - Lex Lunger slams Mystik's head into the locker!

Jessie Wild - Lex Lunger picks up Mystik and tries to bodyslam him, but Mystik reverses it into a bodyslam! Lex Lunger stuffs Mystik into a locker and shuts the door! Lex Lunger wins!

[Lex Lunger won the match in 20 minutes and 56 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Leeex Luuungeeer

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Casper
Vs
Peacock
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Casket Match...

Mark Turner - Coming down the aisle, weighing 230 pounds, [Fans cheer as Casper walks out] Caaaspeeer!!!

[Casper makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [One starts to play "Peacock" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Burlington Wi, Peeeaaacooock!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Peacock walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - Casper is trapped in the casket! Peacock is gonna shut the lid! Can he do it? No! Casper jumped out in the nick of time!!! Peacock out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Casper went down quick! Casper moving to his feet. Peacock kicks him back down! Peacock dives on to Casper and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Casper!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!

Jenna Jameson - Peacock's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Casper is to quick! What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call!

Jenna Jameson - Casper hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Peacock with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Casper counters with a right of his own! Down goes Peacock! Casper pulling Peacock back to his feet. Casper scoops slams Peacock and boy did he hit hard!!

Jessie Wild - Peacock hops back to his feet. Peacock puts Casper in the casket! Oh! Casper got out just before Peacock could shut the lid! Peacock attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Casper tries for some of his own and Peacock blocks and applys a standing armbar!

Neil Headman - Casper isn't going to give up to that! Casper is dazed! Peacock hits Casper with a chair! Peacock comes down across the back of Casper with a double axe handle!! Casper just can't make it to his feet!

Jenna Jameson - Casper moving back to his feet Peacock scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Casper is stumbling. Peacock is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Casper Got out of it! He's lucky! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Jenna Jameson - Peacock lifting Casper into position for something. He devastated the neck of Casper with a Tombstone type piledriver. Casper is out cold! We're not seeing much offense from Casper. Casper moving to his feet. Peacock kicks him back down! Peacock with the hair of Casper.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Boston crab being applied by Peacock ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Casper got out of that at the last second!

Jenna Jameson - Casper hops back to his feet. Casper puts Peacock in the casket! Oh! Peacock got out just before Casper could reach the lid! Talk about alot of blood! Peacock is really bleeding! Tie up... snap suplex by Casper. Nicely executed move. Casper drops a knee on lower leg of Peacock! Casper spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Peacock

Jessie Wild - Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Well Casper just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Casper. Casper driving a knee into the spinal area of Peacocks back!! Currently this match is all Casper! Casper is moving back to his feet Casper's going for a boston crab.

Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Peacock is to quick! Casper out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Peacock went down quick!

Jessie Wild - Casper comes down across the back of Peacock with a double axe handle!! Peacock just can't make it to his feet! What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! Peacock moving back to his feet Casper scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Peacock is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Jenna Jameson - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Figure four attempt by Casper. Peacock kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Peacock! Peacock is stumbling. Casper lifting Peacock into position for something. He devastated the neck of Peacock with a Tombstone type piledriver. Oh! Casper just put Peacock in the casket and closed the lid! Casper wins!!!

[Casper won the match in 16 minutes and 4 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Caaaspeeer

Glacier
Vs
Doom
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - This match is for the  WCW European Championship Coming to the ring at this time, [Glaciers Music Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from Somewhere In Antarctica, standing 6'5", weighing 235, Lets hear it for Glaaaciiieeer!!!

[Glacier makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give Me The World starts to play A sign reads "Doom will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Miami Fl, the WCW KOTR Champion and WCW European Champion Introducing Doom.

[Doom walks to the ring.]

[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jessie Wild - Kick to the stomach by Glacier sends Doom down! Glacier is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Doom Got out of it! He's lucky! Doom is out cold! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Doom makes it out.

Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Glacier with the hair of Doom.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Good moves by Glacier.

Neil Headman - Glacier is trying to pull Doom back to his feet. Doom with an eye gouge!! Down goes Glacier! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Glacier makes it out.

Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. We're not seeing much offense from Glacier. Pinning combination by Doom ...1 ...2 ... Glacier grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Doom stomping the face of Glacier. There's no need for that!

Jessie Wild - Doom comes down across the back of Glacier with a double axe handle!! Glacier just can't make it to his feet! Doom's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Glacier is to quick! Doom pulling Glacier back to his feet. Doom slamming the head of Glacier into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Doom with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Doom out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Glacier went down quick!

Jenna Jameson - Glacier climbing back to his feet, Doom moves in... Vertical Suplex! What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call!

Neil Headman - Glacier hops back to his feet. Glacier connects with a chop to the chest of Doom. They're punching it out, Doom with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Glacier counters with a right of his own! Down goes Doom! Doom is ROCKED with a big elbow! Doom moving back to his feet Glacier scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Jenna Jameson - Doom hops back to his feet. Doom sends Glacier to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Glacier.

Jessie Wild - Doom is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Glacier Got out of it! He's lucky! Glacier is out cold! Glacier is ROCKED with a big elbow! Cover by Doom ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Glacier. Glacier sure could use some help now. Cover by Doom ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Glacier has his foot on the ropes!

Jenna Jameson - Quick cover by Doom Glacier kicks out before the one count! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Glacier makes it out.

Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Good moves by Doom.

Neil Headman - Glacier hops back to his feet. Glacier sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Glacier applys a standing bear hug, lifts Doom up and drops him down!!

Jenna Jameson - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! Glacier picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Jessie Wild - Glacier is trying to pull Doom back to his feet. Doom with an eye gouge!! Down goes Glacier! What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! DoomedGlacier is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!

[Doom won the match in 18 minutes and 56 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Doooooom

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Elite Inc
Vs
The Aryian Warriors
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Chicago Street Fight...

Mark Turner - Introducing first, coming down the aisle, Elite Inc , they weigh in at over 500 pounds!!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 500, the team of The Aryian Warriors!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Brett Clark is going to start this match against Steve Austin.

Neil Headman - Brett Clark is taking over from the start.

Knee lift by Brett Clark takes Steve Austin to the ground. [Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jenna Jameson - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Brett Clark lifting Steve Austin into position for something. He devastated the neck of Bad Ass with a Tombstone type piledriver. Brett Clark's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Bad Ass is to quick! Steve Austin climbing back to his feet, Brett Clark moves in... Vertical Suplex! Steve Austin moving to his feet. Brett Clark kicks him back down!

Jenna Jameson - Boston crab being applied by Brett Clark ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Bad Ass got out of that at the last second! Steve Austin is out cold! Steve Austin is stumbling.

Neil Headman - Joe Savage tagged in by Steve Austin.

Jenna Jameson - They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Joe Savage comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Joe Savage's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Brett Clark is to quick!

Neil Headman - Figure four attempt by Joe Savage. Brett Clark kicks him off quick.

Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Brett Clark! Joe Savage dives on to Brett Clark and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Brett Clark!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Boston crab being applied by Joe Savage ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Brett Clark got out of that at the last second! Brett Clark climbing back to his feet, Joe Savage moves in... Vertical Suplex! Brett Clark moving to his feet. Joe Savage kicks him back down! We're not seeing much offense from Brett Clark.

Jenna Jameson - Joe Savage makes the tag, Steve Austin is coming in.

Jessie Wild - Steve Austin driving a knee into the spinal area of Brett Clarks back!! Steve Austin rocks him with a forearm!! Bad Ass is moving back to his feet Brett Clark sure could use some help now.

Neil Headman - The tag was made and Steve Austin is going out, Joe Savage is coming in.

Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Brett Clark sets up a table, then he gets on it and pulled Joe Savage on too! Oh! He tried to pedigree Joe Savage through the table but he backdropped him!!! Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Oh! A ddt on a chair that was set up by Brett Clark!

Jessie Wild - Brett Clark with the hair of Macho Man.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Brett Clark lifting Joe Savage into position for something. He devastated the neck of Macho Man with a Tombstone type piledriver. Good moves by Brett Clark. Joe Savage sure could use some help now.

Jenna Jameson - Steve Austin tagged in by Joe Savage.

Jessie Wild - Bad Ass applys a headlock and bulldogs Brett Clark to the ground! Brett Clarks face is being slammed over and over by Bad Ass

Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!! Bad Ass with repeated boots to the knee of Brett Clark. Working the leg! Steve Austin repeatedly slamming Brett Clarks down! He could break his nose!! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Well Bad Ass just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Steve Austin.

Jessie Wild - Steve Austin spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Brett Clark

Neil Headman - Bad Ass measuring him up elbow smash! Bad Ass knocks down Brett Clark hard with a powerbomb 1...2...KICKOUT! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - No. Steve Austin's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Brett Clark is to quick! Oh! The kitchen sink got used on Brett Clark's head! Hes out! Steve Austin pins 1...2...3!!! Steve Austin has won the match! Oh! Brett Clark is being carried away in a stretcher!

[The Aryian Warriors won the match in 21 minutes and 51 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Aryiiiaaan Waaarriiiooors

The Excaliburs
Vs
Goldberg, and Sting
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Steel Cage match...

Mark Turner -This is for the WCW Can-Am tag Team Titles Introducing first, the team of The Excaliburs!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, weighing in at over 4 hundred pounds,the WCW Can-Am Tag Champs the team consisting of Goldberg, and Sting!!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Randy Reno is going to start this match against Sting.

Neil Headman - Randy Reno is taking over from the start.

Randy Reno may be out..Sting going for the escape door..He can do it! Hes halfway out Oh! StingKicked him a few times! They are fighting in the middle of the ring! [Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jenna Jameson - DDT by Randy Reno on Sting!!! Randy Reno is at the top of the cage..Hes starting down..Oh! He hit his b*lls against the cage just as Sting shook the cage! Sting just superplexed Randy Reno off the cage!!! Randy Reno hops back to his feet. Wow what a cage match! Blood flying everywhere! Anyone got a raincoat? Look at them constantly pound each other! What a slugfest!!!! Sting is out! Randy Reno climbs the cage..hes dizzy..Oh! Randy Reno got to the top of the cage but fell off! Randy Reno hops back to his feet. Randy Reno picks him up and dumps Sting on his head!

Jessie Wild - Boston crab being applied by Randy Reno ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Sting got out of that at the last second! What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call! Sting needs to try for a comeback! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No.

Jenna Jameson - We're not seeing much offense from Sting. Randy Reno comes down across the back of Sting with a double axe handle!! Sting just can't make it to his feet! Man what a match! Randy Reno powerslams Sting he starts to climb the cage but Sting pulls him down! Randy Reno sends Sting to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Sting. Sting is out cold! Figure four attempt by Randy Reno. Sting kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Sting!

Neil Headman - Tag by Randy Reno brings Vinnie Vegas into the match.

Jenna Jameson - Sting moving back to his feet Vinnie Vegas scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Sting sure could use some help now. Sting climbing back to his feet, Vinnie Vegas moves in... Vertical Suplex! Vinnie Vegas out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Sting went down quick! Vinnie Vegas lifting Sting into position for something. He devastated the neck of Sting with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Jessie Wild - Good moves by Vinnie Vegas. Vinnie Vegas pulling Sting back to his feet.

Neil Headman - Sting levels Vinnie Vegas with a foot to the face. Sting pulling Vinnie Vegas back to his feet. Knee to the stomach sends Vinnie Vegas to the mat! Sting piledrives Vinnie Vegas He starts climbing...Hes almost at the top...Oh! Vinnie Vegas superplexed him off!

Jenna Jameson - Sting moving to his feet. Vinnie Vegas kicks him back down! Sting is ROCKED with a big elbow! Boston crab being applied by Vinnie Vegas ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Sting got out of that at the last second!

Neil Headman - Vinnie Vegas makes the tag, Randy Reno is coming in.

Jenna Jameson - Sting hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Sting pulls it off and drops Randy Reno like yesterdays newspaper!

Jessie Wild - The tag was made and Sting is going out, Goldberg is coming in.

Neil Headman - Randy Reno hops back to his feet. Randy Reno sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Goldberg charging Randy Reno ... clothesli NO! Randy Reno counters with a backdrop at the last second!! Goldberg is stumbling.

Jenna Jameson - Goldberg hops back to his feet. So Jessie Wild what do you think about Goldberg?

Jessie Wild - Oh me? I hate him.

Neil Headman - Well thanks for your input. Theres nothing lie a good old fashioned cage match! Yes it may be old but its exciting! Oh! Randy Reno may be out thanks to a DDT by Goldberg Goldberg climbs the cage...hes at the top..hes almost down..Goldberg has escaped the cage! Goldberg wins!!!

[Goldberg won the match in 14 minutes and 23 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Goooldbeeerg

Ken Shamrock
Vs
Taz
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner -This is for the WCW Cruiserweight Title [Ken Shamrock steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 225 pounds, from Mississippi, Keeen Shaaamrooock!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ken Shamrock makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Taz's Theme starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Taz. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Brooklyn, the WCW Cruiserweight Champion and one half of the WCW World Tag Team Champions Introducing Taaaz!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Taz walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Ken Shamrock is taking over from the start.

Kick to the stomach by Ken Shamrock sends Taz down! [Ding, Ding, Ding]

Neil Headman - Ken Shamrock pulling Taz back to his feet. Lock up... Taz going for a suplex... Ken Shamrock blocks it... Taz trys again... Block and Ken Shamrock with a suplex of his own!!

Jenna Jameson - Taz climbing back to his feet, Ken Shamrock moves in... Vertical Suplex! Cover by Ken Shamrock ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Taz. Ken Shamrock's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Taz is to quick!

Neil Headman - Quick cover by Ken Shamrock Taz kicks out before the one count! Ken Shamrock lifting Taz into position for something. He devastated the neck of Taz with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Jenna Jameson - Good moves by Ken Shamrock. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Ken Shamrock dives on to Taz and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Taz!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!

Jenna Jameson - Taz hops back to his feet. Ken Shamrock is dazed! Taz picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Ken Shamrock moving to his feet. Taz kicks him back down!

Jessie Wild - Ken Shamrock needs to try for a comeback! Taz is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Ken Shamrock Got out of it! He's lucky! Taz picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Jenna Jameson - Ken Shamrock moving back to his feet Taz scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Taz with the hair of Ken Shamrock.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Ken Shamrock sure could use some help now.

Neil Headman - Ken Shamrock is out cold! Taz with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Ken Shamrock is stumbling. Boston crab being applied by Taz ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Ken Shamrock got out of that at the last second! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - No. Cover by Taz ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Ken Shamrock.

Neil Headman - What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call! Taz lifting Ken Shamrock into position for something. He devastated the neck of Ken Shamrock with a Tombstone type piledriver. Good moves by Taz. Pinning combination by Taz ...1 ...2 ... Ken Shamrock grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!

Jessie Wild - Ken Shamrock climbing back to his feet, Taz moves in... Vertical Suplex! Taz out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Ken Shamrock went down quick! TazmissionKen Shamrock is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!

[Taz won the match in 21 minutes and 33 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Taaaz

Elite Inc
Vs
The Giant, and The Incredible Hulk
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Introducing first, coming down the aisle, at at weight of over 5 hundred pounds! The team of Elite Inc!!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, weighing in at over 6 hundred pounds, the team consisting of The Giant, and The Incredible Hulk!!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Brett Clark is going to start this match against The Incredible Hulk.

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Neil Headman - Repeated chops to the chest by The Incredible Hulk, down goes Brett Clark. The Incredible Hulk dives on to Brett Clark and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Brett Clark!

Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! The Incredible Hulk comes down across the back of Brett Clark with a double axe handle!! Brett Clark just can't make it to his feet! The Incredible Hulk with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Jessie Wild - The tag was made and The Incredible Hulk is going out, The Giant is coming in.

Neil Headman - Brett Clark moving back to his feet The Giant scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Brett Clark is stumbling. Figure four attempt by The Giant. Brett Clark kicks him off quick.

Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Brett Clark! Brett Clark is out cold! The Giant with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Boston crab being applied by The Giant ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Brett Clark got out of that at the last second!

Neil Headman - Brett Clark goes back to his corner and tags in Diesel.

Jenna Jameson - Diesel taunting The Giant a bit. OHHHHH The Giant with a big scoop slam!! What's Diesel gonna say to that? Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Diesel makes it out.

Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Diesel sure could use some help now.

Neil Headman - The Giant makes the tag, The Incredible Hulk is coming in.

Jenna Jameson - The Incredible Hulk pulling Diesel back to his feet. A kick to the face takes Diesel off his feet. The Incredible Hulk out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Diesel went down quick! Diesel moving back to his feet The Incredible Hulk scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Jessie Wild - Diesel sure could use some help now. Quick cover by The Incredible Hulk Diesel kicks out before the one count! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Jenna Jameson - Diesel hops back to his feet. Diesel scoops him up fall away slam!!! Cover by Diesel ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by The Incredible Hulk. The Incredible Hulk is ROCKED with a big elbow! Diesel comes down across the back of The Incredible Hulk with a double axe handle!! The Incredible Hulk just can't make it to his feet! Diesel dives on to The Incredible Hulk and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of The Incredible Hulk!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!!

Neil Headman - The Incredible Hulk hops back to his feet. The Incredible Hulk sends Diesel to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Diesel.

Jenna Jameson - Diesel hops back to his feet. Diesel slamming the head of The Incredible Hulk into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4]

Jessie Wild - The tag was made and Diesel is going out, Brett Clark is coming in.

Neil Headman - The Incredible Hulks face is being slammed over and over by Brett Clark

Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Currently this match is all Brett Clark! Brett Clark driving a knee into the spinal area of The Incredible Hulks back!! Brett Clark with repeated boots to the knee of The Incredible Hulk. Working the leg! Brett Clark drops a knee on lower leg of The Incredible Hulk!

Jessie Wild - The Incredible Hulk tags in The Giant.

Neil Headman - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Brett Clark sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! The Lethal Leg TrapThe Giant is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!

[Elite Inc won the match in 12 minutes and 29 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Eliiiteee Inc

8 Man Tag Match
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - This is for the WCW Stable Title Introducing first, weighing in at over 10 hundred pounds, the team consisting of Dangerous Alliance !!!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, coming down the aisle, The Truth Commission, they weigh in at over 1000 pounds!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Ravishing Rob Reynolds is going to start this match against Steve Austin.

Neil Headman - Steve Austin is taking over from the start.

Closed fists to the face of Ravishing Rob Reynolds! Those are devastating!!! [Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jenna Jameson - Bad Ass with a snapmare take down! Steve Austin picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Jessie Wild - Ravishing Rob Reynolds hops back to his feet. Ravishing Rob Reynolds is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Steve Austin's chest! Bad Ass taunting Ravishing Rob Reynolds a bit. OHHHHH Ravishing Rob Reynolds with a big scoop slam!! What's Steve Austin gonna say to that? Ravishing Rob Reynolds pulling Bad Ass back to his feet. Knee lift by Ravishing Rob Reynolds takes Steve Austin to the ground.

Neil Headman - Steve Austin lunging toward Ravishing Rob Reynolds and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Bad Ass!! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Well Bad Ass just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Steve Austin. Steve Austin measuring him up elbow smash! Leg drop across the throat of Ravishing Rob Reynolds! A huge boot to the face sends Ravishing Rob Reynolds off his feet!

Jessie Wild - Currently this match is all Ravishing Rob Reynolds! Lock up... Ravishing Rob Reynolds with an armdrag takedown. Ravishing Rob Reynolds Stomping away at the chest of Bad Ass! Ravishing Rob Reynolds driving a knee into the spinal area of Steve Austins back!!

Neil Headman - Steve Austin repeatedly slamming Ravishing Rob Reynoldss down! He could break his nose!! Steve Austin Stomping away at the chest of Ravishing Rob Reynolds! Ravishing Rob Reynoldss face is being slammed over and over by Steve Austin

Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Steve Austin spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Ravishing Rob Reynolds

Jessie Wild - Steve Austin goes back to his corner and tags in The Assassin.

Neil Headman - Ravishing Rob Reynolds hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of The Assassin! Those are devastating!!! lock up The Assassin gets the upper edge setting Ravishing Rob Reynolds up for a piledriver.

Jenna Jameson - Ravishing Rob Reynolds counters back body drop! Gives Ravishing Rob Reynolds the advantage again! Ravishing Rob Reynolds out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! The Assassin went down quick! The Assassin is ROCKED with a big elbow! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - No.

Neil Headman - The Assassin moving to his feet. Ravishing Rob Reynolds kicks him back down! Ravishing Rob Reynolds with the hair of The Assassin.

Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Jessie Wild - Tag by The Assassin brings Steve Austin into the match.

Neil Headman - Steve Austin hops back to his feet. Diving forearm sends Ravishing Rob Reynolds to the mat!!

Jenna Jameson - Leg drop across the throat of Ravishing Rob Reynolds! Steve Austin drops a knee on lower leg of Ravishing Rob Reynolds! Steve Austin measuring him up elbow smash! Currently this match is all Bad Ass! A huge boot to the face sends Ravishing Rob Reynolds off his feet!

Jessie Wild - Lock up... Steve Austin with an armdrag takedown. Steve Austin repeatedly slamming Ravishing Rob Reynoldss down! He could break his nose!! Ravishing Rob Reynolds is going out to the floor. Steve Austin is going after him. [Billy Dunn ..1 ...2] Clothesline by takes Ravishing Rob Reynolds down. [..6] Steve Austin irishwhips him into the guard-rail! [..7..8] Steve Austin is back in the ring [..10]

[The Truth Commission won the match in 19 minutes and 37 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Truuuth Cooommiiissiiiooon

Casper
Vs
The Incredible Hulk
Mark Turner - This next match is a a First Blood Match...

Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW Television Championship [Give me The World starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Casper. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Manhattan Ny, Introducing Caaaspeeer!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Casper makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 256 pounds, [Fans cheer as The Incredible Hulk walks out] Theee Increeediiibleee Huuulk!!!

[The Incredible Hulk walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - The Incredible Hulk is taking over from the start.

Knee lift by The Incredible Hulk takes Casper to the ground. [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Neil Headman - Casper moving back to his feet The Incredible Hulk scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! I have no idea why someone would sign for one of these matches!

Jessie Wild - Casper hops back to his feet. Casper attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, The Incredible Hulk tries for some of his own and Casper blocks and applys a standing armbar!

Neil Headman - The Incredible Hulk isn't going to give up to that! Casper sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!!

Jenna Jameson - Test of strength, Casper has a slight advantage .... The Incredible Hulk coming back ... The Incredible Hulk scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! This match is all about one thing. BLOOD! This match is insane! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - No.

Neil Headman - Casper hops back to his feet. Casper charging at The Incredible Hulk.

Jenna Jameson - The Incredible Hulk's with a back body drop, NO Casper reverses into a Piledriver!! Kick to the gut knocks The Incredible Hulk out of balance. Casper follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! The Incredible Hulk sure could use some help now.

Jessie Wild - The Incredible Hulk hops back to his feet. Casper is removing a turnbuckle pad. The Incredible Hulk attacks from behind. Slamming his head into the bare steel!!

Neil Headman - Casper hops back to his feet. The Incredible Hulk drops to one knee. Casper bends the chair over his head.

Jenna Jameson - He falls to the ground.

Jessie Wild - The Incredible Hulk hops back to his feet. Casper goes spinning as The Incredible Hulk connects with a german uppercut! A kick to the face takes Casper off his feet. The Incredible Hulk is choking Casper with the middle ring rope!! The Incredible Hulk has a chair driving it into the leg of Casper,

Neil Headman - he's trying for some permenate damage!!

Jenna Jameson - Casper hops back to his feet. The Incredible Hulk is trying an to get back offensive.

Jessie Wild - He's charging at Casper and Casper sends him down with a hip toss! The Incredible Hulk moving to his feet. Casper kicks him back down! Casper is applying a chair to the ankle of The Incredible Hulk! He's bleeding from the leg!!

[Casper won the match in 16 minutes and 9 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... and Neeeeww WCW Television Champion Caaaspeeer

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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X Breakers
Vs
Defective Trip
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner -This is for the WCW US Tag Team Titles Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 544, the team of X Breakers!!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents,The WCW US Tag Team Champs coming down the aisle, Defective Trip, they weigh in at over 400 pounds!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Berringer is going to start this match against Agent-X.

Neil Headman - Agent-X is taking over from the start.

Berringer goes spinning as Agent-X connects with a german uppercut! [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jenna Jameson - Agent-X sends Berringer to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Berringer. Berringer needs to try for a comeback! Agent-X out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Berringer went down quick! Agent-X with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Pinning combination by Agent-X ...1 ...2 ... Berringer grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!

Neil Headman - Berringer hops back to his feet. Berringer scoops slams Agent-X and boy did he hit hard!!

Jenna Jameson - Berringer is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Agent-X Got out of it! He's lucky! We're not seeing much offense from Agent-X. Agent-X is ROCKED with a big elbow! Berringer picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Neil Headman - Agent-X hops back to his feet. Agent-X applys a standing bear hug, lifts Berringer up and drops him down!!

Jenna Jameson - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! Agent-X lifting Berringer into position for something. He devastated the neck of Berringer with a Tombstone type piledriver. Berringer is out cold! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Berringer makes it out.

Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Neil Headman - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Cover by Agent-X ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Berringer has his foot on the ropes! Cover by Agent-X ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Berringer.

Jessie Wild - Tag by Berringer. The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd will go at it now.

Neil Headman - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd levels Agent-X with a foot to the face. Agent-X moving back to his feet The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd with the hair of Agent-X.

Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Agent-X needs to try for a comeback! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd dives on to Agent-X and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Agent-X!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!!

Neil Headman - Agent-X hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Agent-X may have broken some of The Heartbreaker Ricky Studds teeth! Agent-X comes down across the back of The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd with a double axe handle!! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd just can't make it to his feet! What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - No. Quick cover by Agent-X The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd kicks out before the one count!

Neil Headman - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd is ROCKED with a big elbow! Agent-X picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Good moves by Agent-X. The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd sure could use some help now.

Jenna Jameson - Agent-X makes the tag, Gravedigga is coming in.

Jessie Wild - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd hops back to his feet. Gravedigga taunting The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd a bit. OHHHHH The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd with a big scoop slam!! What's Gravedigga gonna say to that? Gravedigga is stumbling. The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Pinning combination by The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd ...1 ...2 ... Gravedigga grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!

Jenna Jameson - Gravedigga hops back to his feet. Repeated chops to the chest by Gravedigga, down goes The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd. Gravedigga rolls him over into a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd is tapping out in no time flat!!

[Defective Trip won the match in 19 minutes and 16 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Deeefeeectiiiveee Triiip

Hardcore, and Wyte Rice
Vs
Peacock, and Mankind
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Introducing first, the team of Hardcore, and Wyte Rice!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, coming down the aisle, at at weight of over 6 hundred pounds! The team of Peacock, and Mankind!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Hardcore is going to start this match against Mankind.

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Neil Headman - Hardcore scoops him up fall away slam!!! Hardcore pulling Mankind back to his feet. Hardcore sends Mankind into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Cover by Hardcore ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Mankind has his foot on the ropes! Hardcore pulling Mankind back to his feet.

Jenna Jameson - Hardcore picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Hardcore out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Mankind went down quick! Mankind sure could use some help now.

Jessie Wild - Hardcore goes back to his corner and tags in Wyte Rice.

Neil Headman - Mankind hops back to his feet. Mankind connects with a chop to the chest of Wyte Rice. Mankind is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Wyte Rice's chest! Knee lift by Mankind takes Wyte Rice to the ground. Mankind dives on to Wyte Rice and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Wyte Rice!

Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!!

Jessie Wild - Mankind picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Cover by Mankind ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Wyte Rice. Mankind's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Wyte Rice is to quick! Wyte Rice is out cold! Mankind with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Good moves by Mankind.

Jessie Wild - Tag by Wyte Rice. Hardcore will go at it now.

Neil Headman - Repeated chops to the chest by Hardcore, down goes Mankind. Figure four attempt by Hardcore. Mankind kicks him off quick.

Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Mankind!

Jessie Wild - Mankind hops back to his feet. lock up Hardcore gets the upper edge setting Mankind up for a piledriver.

Neil Headman - Mankind counters back body drop! Gives Mankind the advantage again! Pinning combination by Mankind ...1 ...2 ... Hardcore grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call!

Jessie Wild - Peacock wants in the ring and Mankind tags him in.

Neil Headman - Hardcore hops back to his feet. So Jenna Jameson what do you think about Hardcore?

Jenna Jameson - Oh me? I hate him.

Jessie Wild - Well thanks for your input.

Neil Headman - The tag was made and Hardcore is going out, Wyte Rice is coming in.

Jenna Jameson - Wyte Rice is ROCKED with a big elbow! Peacock is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice Got out of it! He's lucky! We're not seeing much offense from Wyte Rice.

Neil Headman - Cover by Peacock ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Wyte Rice has his foot on the ropes! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - No. Wyte Rice needs to try for a comeback! Wyte Rice is stumbling. Quick cover by Peacock Wyte Rice kicks out before the one count!

Jessie Wild - Tag by Wyte Rice brings Hardcore into the match.

Neil Headman - They're punching it out, Peacock with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Hardcore counters with a right of his own! Down goes Peacock! Hardcore with the hair of Peacock.

Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! PowerbombHardcore goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Hardcore won the match in 13 minutes and 51 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Haaardcoooreee

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Brett Clark
Vs
Warrior
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Falls Count Anywhere Match...

Mark Turner - Coming down the aisle, Accompanied by Lucious Lisa, weighing 230 pounds, [Fans cheer as Brett Clark walks out] Breeett Claaark!!!

[Brett Clark makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Warriors Theme starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 225 pounds, He stands 6'3", Waaarriiiooor!!!!

[Warrior walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - Knee to the stomach sends Warrior to the mat! Figure four attempt by Brett Clark. Warrior kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Warrior! Brett Clark pulling Warrior back to his feet. Oh! Brett Clark has a sledgehammer! Oh! Brett Clark drilled Warrior with it! 1..2..KICKOUT! Brett Clark almost had him!!! Tie up... snap suplex by Brett Clark. Nicely executed move.

Jenna Jameson - Warrior spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Brett Clark

Jessie Wild - Brett Clarks face is being slammed over and over by Warrior

Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!! Atomic Drop by Warrior send Brett Clark to the ground!

Jenna Jameson - Warrior Stomping away at the chest of Brett Clark! Warrior rocks him with a forearm!!

Jessie Wild - Warrior with repeated boots to the knee of Brett Clark. Working the leg! Brett Clark taking an onslaught of punishment! Warrior is pounding away at his entire body! Warrior drops a knee on lower leg of Brett Clark! Leg drop across the throat of Brett Clark! Warrior is moving back to his feet

Neil Headman - What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call! Warrior's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Brett Clark is to quick! Warrior lifting Brett Clark into position for something. He devastated the neck of Brett Clark with a Tombstone type piledriver. Warrior is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Brett Clark Got out of it! He's lucky! We're not seeing much offense from Brett Clark. Warrior picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Oh! A steel pipe! Brett Clark nailed Warrior with the pipe! 1..2..KICKOUT!

Jessie Wild - Theyre taking it out in the fans!Look at them throw those right and left hooks!They reach a pop machine..Oh! Brett Clark just threw Warrior into a coke machine 3 times! Warrior is bloody and the machine broke Brett Clark dives on to Warrior and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Warrior!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!

Jenna Jameson - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Boston crab being applied by Brett Clark ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Warrior got out of that at the last second! Brett Clark out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Warrior went down quick! Figure four attempt by Brett Clark. Warrior kicks him off quick.

Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Warrior! Brett Clark with the hair of Warrior.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Neil Headman - Warrior is ROCKED with a big elbow! Brett Clark comes down across the back of Warrior with a double axe handle!! Warrior just can't make it to his feet! Look at them battle! Oh What a match! Oh! From under the ring Brett Clark got a ladder! Oh! Brett Clark set it up and threw Warrior into it! Look at the blood!!! 1..2..3!! Brett Clark wins! Warrior is still out cold!

[Brett Clark won the match in 12 minutes and 3 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Breeett Claaark

Diesel
Vs
The Rock
Mark Turner - This next match is a a bathroom match...

Mark Turner - [Metal Gods plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Chicago Il, weighing 350 He is Diiieeeseeel!!!

[Diesel makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [The Rock's Theme starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from The Phillapines, weighing in at 275 pounds, He stands 6'5", Theee Rooock!!!!

[The Rock walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - The Rock is taking over from the start.

The Rock attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Diesel tries for some of his own and The Rock blocks and applys a standing armbar!

Neil Headman - Diesel isn't going to give up to that! [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jenna Jameson - The Rock powerbombs Diesel on the cement floor!!

Jessie Wild - That's sickening! Diesel is out cold! Diesel climbing back to his feet, The Rock moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Neil Headman - What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call! The Rock lifting Diesel into position for something. He devastated the neck of Diesel with a Tombstone type piledriver. The Rock with the hair of Diesel.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! The Rock's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Diesel is to quick!

Jenna Jameson - Diesel hops back to his feet. Diesel powerbombs The Rock onto a sink! Ouch! The Rock is stumbling. Figure four attempt by Diesel. The Rock kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of The Rock! Boston crab being applied by Diesel ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! The Rock got out of that at the last second! The Rock sure could use some help now.

Jenna Jameson - The Rock hops back to his feet.

Jessie Wild - The Rock rams Diesel's head into a wall!

Neil Headman - OUCH! We're not seeing much offense from Diesel. Diesel moving back to his feet The Rock scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Jenna Jameson - Diesel is ROCKED with a big elbow! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! The Rock out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Diesel went down quick!

Neil Headman - Diesel hops back to his feet. Diesel picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes The Rock. Diesel dives on to The Rock and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of The Rock!

Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Good moves by Diesel.

Jessie Wild - The Rock moving to his feet. Diesel kicks him back down! Diesel picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Diesel comes down across the back of The Rock with a double axe handle!! The Rock just can't make it to his feet!

Neil Headman - Diesel's going for a boston crab.

Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on The Rock is to quick! The Rock is out cold!

Jessie Wild - The Rock hops back to his feet. The Rock picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!!

Neil Headman - The Rock is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - Diesel Got out of it! He's lucky! The Rock lifting Diesel into position for something. He devastated the neck of Diesel with a Tombstone type piledriver. The Rock covers 1...2...3!

[The Rock won the match in 17 minutes and 46 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Rooock

Wyte Rice
Vs
Joe Savage
Mark Turner - This next match is a an Extreme Match!...

Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW US Heavyweight Championship [Give Me The World starts to play "Wyte Rice" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Hialeah Fl, Wyteee Riiiceee!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Wyte Rice makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Iron Man Begins...][Boos cover up the announcement]coming from Sarasota Fl, standing 5'10", weighing 240, coming to the ring with The Commadant, He is the WCW US Heavyweight Champion!! Joe Savage.

[Joe Savage walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice is taking over from the start.

Wyte Rice connects with a chop to the chest of Macho Man. [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Neil Headman - Wyte Rice has some kind of object he's grinding into Joe Savages face! Wyte Rice applys a headlock and bulldogs Joe Savage to the ground! A huge boot to the face sends Macho Man off his feet! Lock up... Wyte Rice with an armdrag takedown. Wyte Rice Stomping away at the chest of Joe Savage!

Jenna Jameson - Leg drop across the throat of Wyte Rice! Wyte Rices face is being slammed over and over by Joe Savage

Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! Joe Savage driving a knee into the spinal area of Wyte Rices back!! Atomic Drop by Macho Man send Wyte Rice to the ground!

Neil Headman - Joe Savage repeatedly slamming Wyte Rices down! He could break his nose!! Joe Savage spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Wyte Rice

Jenna Jameson - Wyte Rice is moving back to his feet This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - No. Wyte Rice out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Joe Savage went down quick! Wyte Rice is draping Macho Man over the bottom ring rope. Choking him out on it!!

Neil Headman - If Macho Man gives up Wyte Rice could win the match like that! Wyte Rice is pumeling Joe Savage on the ground!! That's insane!! Wyte Rice is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - Macho Man Got out of it! He's lucky!

Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice pulling Joe Savage back to his feet. Tie up... snap suplex by Wyte Rice. Nicely executed move. Wyte Rice measuring him up elbow smash!

Neil Headman - Currently this match is all Joe Savage! Wyte Rice taking an onslaught of punishment! Joe Savage is pounding away at his entire body! A huge boot to the face sends Wyte Rice off his feet! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Well Joe Savage just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Macho Man.

Jessie Wild - Macho Man Stomping away at the chest of Wyte Rice! Joe Savage rocks him with a forearm!! Wyte Rices face is being slammed over and over by Macho Man

Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!!

Jenna Jameson - Macho Man drops a knee on lower leg of Wyte Rice! Leg drop across the throat of Wyte Rice!

Jessie Wild - Atomic Drop by Wyte Rice send Joe Savage to the ground! Wyte Rice driving a knee into the spinal area of Joe Savages back!!

Neil Headman - Macho Man spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Wyte Rice

[Joe Savage won the match in 19 minutes and 10 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Joooeee Saaavaaageee

The Aryian Warriors
Vs
Da Goodfellas
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner -This is for the WCW World Tag Team Titles  Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 500, the team of The Aryian Warriors !!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents,the WCW World Tag Team Champs the team of Da Goodfellas!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Steve Austin is going to start this match against Da Don.

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Neil Headman - Da Don applys a headlock and bulldogs Bad Ass to the ground! A huge boot to the face sends Steve Austin off his feet! Bad Asss face is being slammed over and over by Da Don

Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Lock up... Da Don with an armdrag takedown. Da Don Stomping away at the chest of Steve Austin!

Jessie Wild - Da Don with repeated boots to the knee of Steve Austin. Working the leg! Leg drop across the throat of Steve Austin! Da Don repeatedly slamming Steve Austins down! He could break his nose!! Da Don spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Steve Austin

Neil Headman - We've got a tag by Steve Austin which brings Joe Savage into the match.

Jenna Jameson - Da Don moving to his feet. Joe Savage kicks him back down! Quick cover by Joe Savage Da Don kicks out before the one count! Joe Savage with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!!

Neil Headman - Da Don hops back to his feet. Da Don sends Joe Savage to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Joe Savage. Boston crab being applied by Da Don ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Macho Man got out of that at the last second! Figure four attempt by Da Don. Joe Savage kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Joe Savage! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No.

Jenna Jameson - Joe Savage hops back to his feet. Joe Savage charges in with a shoulder, which takes Da Don off his feet. Macho Man with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Joe Savage out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Da Don went down quick! Cover by Macho Man ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Da Don has his foot on the ropes! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - No.

Neil Headman - Da Don climbing back to his feet, Joe Savage moves in... Vertical Suplex! Cover by Joe Savage ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Da Don. Joe Savage lifting Da Don into position for something. He devastated the neck of Da Don with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Jenna Jameson - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Joe Savage is all over Da Don! He's choking him out!! Da Don won't be able to take that for long! Da Don needs to try for a comeback! Pinning combination by Macho Man ...1 ...2 ... Da Don grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!

Neil Headman - We've got a tag by Da Don which brings Taz into the match.

Jenna Jameson - Joe Savage now stalking behind Taz rake to the back!!

Jessie Wild - Look at the pain on Tazs face! Joe Savage picks him up and dumps Taz on his head!

Neil Headman - Boston crab being applied by Joe Savage ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Taz got out of that at the last second! Quick cover by Macho Man Taz kicks out before the one count!

Jessie Wild - Taz is ROCKED with a big elbow! Taz is out cold! Taz sure could use some help now. Taz moving to his feet. Joe Savage kicks him back down! Joe Savage with a cover Billy Dunn is on top of it ...1 ...2 ...THREE!!!!!

[The Aryian Warriors won the match in 14 minutes and 33 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winners...and new WCW World Tag Team Champs Theee Aryiiiaaan Waaarriiiooors

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Agent-X
Vs
HBK
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship [Constant Elevation starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Miami Fl, weighing in at 240 pounds, He stands 5'11", accompanied to the ring by Idalias, he is the one half of the WCW US Tag Team Champions!, Ageeent-X!!!!

[Agent-X makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [HBK steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 234 pounds, he is the WCW World Heavyweight Champion, from San Antonio Tx, HBK!!!!!!!!!!!

[HBK walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - HBK scoops slams Agent-X and boy did he hit hard!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Agent-X makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Pinning combination by HBK ...1 ...2 ... Agent-X grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!

Jenna Jameson - Agent-X hops back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by Agent-X stuns HBK. Agent-X sends HBK into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline!

Jessie Wild - Boston crab being applied by Agent-X ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! HBK got out of that at the last second! HBK needs to try for a comeback! Agent-X with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Agent-X's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on HBK is to quick!

Neil Headman - HBK hops back to his feet. Kick to the gut knocks Agent-X out of balance. HBK follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! HBK out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Agent-X went down quick! Agent-X moving back to his feet HBK scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Jenna Jameson - Agent-X hops back to his feet. A kick to the face takes HBK off his feet. Quick cover by Agent-X HBK kicks out before the one count! Agent-X comes down across the back of HBK with a double axe handle!! HBK just can't make it to his feet! HBK is ROCKED with a big elbow! Cover by Agent-X ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by HBK.

Jessie Wild - Cover by Agent-X ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes HBK has his foot on the ropes! We're not seeing much offense from HBK. HBK moving to his feet. Agent-X kicks him back down!

Neil Headman - HBK hops back to his feet. HBK picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! HBK with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Jenna Jameson - Agent-X hops back to his feet. Agent-X slamming the head of HBK into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4]

Jessie Wild - HBK hops back to his feet. HBK levels Agent-X with a foot to the face.

Neil Headman - Agent-X hops back to his feet. Agent-X scoops slams HBK and boy did he hit hard!! 6 Feet DeepAgent-X goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Agent-X won the match in 14 minutes and 22 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... and Neeeeww WCW World Heavyweight Champion Ageeent-X