(Clark Dargie owner of the WCW makes his way to the ring)

Clark Dargie: Ladies and Gentleman.  You all witnessed the Can-Am Tag match on Nitro this past Monday.  I have to commened Randy Reno who showed a lot of heart fighting the match without his partner Vinnie Vegas who was missing.  Upon an investigation by myself over the last couple of days I have not been able to determine the person or persons responsible for beating him and leaving him backstage.  Though I do have my suspicions and I will continue to investigate this matter.  Now the reason I am out here tonight is that I have went to the championship committee and have convinced them to order another match.  So this Saturday Sting and Goldberg will defend their titles against the Excaliburs inside a steel cage.(the crowd goes wild.)   Now if anything is to happen to either of the Excaliburs before the match Sting and Goldberg will forfiet the titles.  Thanks for your time.

Jenna Jameson - It's pandaemonium here in the UIC Pavillion - Chicago, IL, we've got a capacity crowd on hand to witness Thursday Thunder!! Let's go down to the ring for our first of 17 matches this evening.

Solo
Vs
The Cannibal
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Born To Be Wild starts to play "Solo" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Winnipeg Man, Sooolooo!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Solo makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Eat It Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from parts unknown, standing 6'0", weighing 250, Lets hear it for Theee Caaanniiibaaal!!!

[The Cannibal walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild -  Oh Nice Irish whip from Solo sending Cannibal to the ropes, he's coming back around, Spinning Heel Kick from Solo! He's helping Cannibal back to his feet...oh no! someone get the Degenerate Disciple out of here. We want to see a real match. OH! power bomb on Solo from The Disciple, he doesn't look like he's moving anytime soon! MY GOD!!! He has Cannibal up for the Tornado Power Driver! Oh down with that horrid move driving Cannibal's head right into the gut of Solo...And once again he is just slowly walking away leaving both men out cold.

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Kane, and Abel
Vs
The Excaliburs
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Introducing first, coming down the aisle, Kane, and Abel, they weigh in at over 400 pounds!!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, weighing in at over 5 hundred pounds, the team consisting of The Excaliburs!!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Abel is going to start this match against Vinnie Vegas.

Neil Headman - Vinnie Vegas is taking over from the start.

Abel is dazed! [Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jenna Jameson - Vinnie Vegas is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Abel's chest! Closed fists to the face of Abel! Those are devastating!!! Huge Bulldog by Vinnie Vegas may have broken some of Abels teeth! Vinnie Vegas out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Abel went down quick! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Abel makes it out.

Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Neil Headman - Vinnie Vegas makes the tag, Randy Reno is coming in.

Jenna Jameson - Abel is stumbling. Randy Reno with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Jessie Wild - Randy Reno pulling Abel back to his feet. Randy Reno picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Abel. Figure four attempt by Randy Reno. Abel kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Abel! Randy Reno dives on to Abel and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Abel!

Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Randy Reno comes down across the back of Abel with a double axe handle!! Abel just can't make it to his feet! Cover by Randy Reno ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Abel.

Jessie Wild - Abel is ROCKED with a big elbow! Abel sure could use some help now. Pinning combination by Randy Reno ...1 ...2 ... Abel grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Jenna Jameson - Tag by Randy Reno brings Vinnie Vegas into the match.

Jessie Wild - Vinnie Vegas picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Abel needs to try for a comeback!

Neil Headman - Abel hops back to his feet. Vinnie Vegas is dazed!

Jenna Jameson - Test of strength, Vinnie Vegas has a slight advantage .... Abel coming back ... Abel scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Vinnie Vegas climbing back to his feet, Abel moves in... Vertical Suplex! What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Vinnie Vegas moving to his feet. Abel kicks him back down! Abel hooks a boston crab

Neil Headman - Can he turn him over???

Jenna Jameson - YESS!! Now will Vinnie Vegas tap out?? Billy Dunn is asking him, and He does!! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell.

[Abel won the match in 17 minutes and 21 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Abeeel

Bradshaw
Vs
Fiend
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Iron Man starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from San Antonio Tx, weighing in at 295 pounds, He stands 6'4", accompanied to the ring by The Commadant, Bradshaw.

[Bradshaw makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 280 pounds, [Fans cheer as Fiend walks out] Fiiieeend!!!

[Fiend walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - Fiend is dazed! Kick to the stomach by Bradshaw sends Fiend down! Boston crab being applied by Bradshaw ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Fiend got out of that at the last second! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Fiend makes it out.

Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Pinning combination by Bradshaw ...1 ...2 ... Fiend grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!

Jessie Wild - Fiend hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Bradshaw! Those are devastating!!! Bradshaw goes spinning as Fiend connects with a german uppercut! Repeated chops to the chest by Fiend, down goes Bradshaw. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Fiend with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!!

Jessie Wild - Bradshaw moving back to his feet Fiend scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Fiend is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Bradshaw Got out of it! He's lucky! We're not seeing much offense from Bradshaw. Bradshaw is out cold! Boston crab being applied by Fiend ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Bradshaw got out of that at the last second! Bradshaw moving to his feet. Fiend kicks him back down!

Jessie Wild - Fiend comes down across the back of Bradshaw with a double axe handle!! Bradshaw just can't make it to his feet! Fiend's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Bradshaw is to quick! Fiend picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Cover by Fiend ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Bradshaw. Fiend lifting Bradshaw into position for something. He devastated the neck of Bradshaw with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Jenna Jameson - Good moves by Fiend. Fiend with the hair of Bradshaw.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. Fiend dives on to Bradshaw and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Bradshaw!

Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!!

Jessie Wild - Bradshaw hops back to his feet. Bradshaw and Fiend are going to lock up. Bradshaw has the advantage. Bradshaw has him up in a vertical suplex!

Neil Headman - Fiend was up there for quite a while!

Jenna Jameson - What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Pinning combination by Bradshaw ...1 ...2 ... Fiend grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Quick cover by Bradshaw Fiend kicks out before the one count! Bradshaw's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Fiend is to quick! Bradshaw rolls him over into a boston crab.

Jenna Jameson - Fiend is tapping out in no time flat!!

[Bradshaw won the match in 9 minutes and 31 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Braaadshaaaw

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Neil: I am told that we are about to be joined by the Truth Commission

We now go to the ring for an interview with the Truth Commission.

("Iron Man" by Black Sabbath plays as the Truth Commission stalks to the ring. The Commandant has the mic.)

Commandant: What I'd like for you pathetic excuses for human beings to stand at your feet and bow before us as a show of respect for the Master Race!

(The crowd just boos.)

Commandant: Well, you are either with us or against us. All who oppose the Aryan Nation shall be crushed in time.

(The boos get louder.)

Commandant: For those who don't know, the wrestler named Peacock has agreed to watch our back and help us destroy the WolfPac.
We always appreciate a helping hand, so I'd like to call Peacock to the ring at this time to thank him in person for his loyalty.

(Peacock walks out the entrance and down to the ring. He shakes hands with all Truth Commission members.)

Commandant: On behalf of the rest of the group, we would like to make you an honorary member.

(Peacock suddenly gets an excited look on his face.)

Commandant: This isnt something we do for just anyone. Step forward and receive your badge of courage.

(He steps forward and reaches out his hand. The Commandant pulls his hand out of his pocket, clenches it in a fist, and nails Peacock in the face with a pair of brass knuckles that he had been holding in his hand.
As he stumbles around the ring, Austin catches him in a Stone Cold Stunner. He is out cold. Austin crouches down right by his face and starts taunting him while the rest of the group
takes turns kicking him.)

Austin: How stupid do you think we are son? We don't want your help you stupid jackass. We dont
need help from no stupid s.o.b.'s like you and thats the bottom line, cause Steve Austin said so.


("Iron Man" kicks back on as the Truth Commission leaves the ring. The crowd is booing.)

Jenna Jameson: What a brutal attack! He never saw it coming!

504 Boyz
Vs
The Aryian Warriors
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Introducing first, headed to the ring is 432 pounds of flesh and muscle, the team of 504 Boyz!!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, the team of The Aryian Warriors!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Mystikal is going to start this match against Steve Austin.

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Neil Headman - Mystikal connects with a chop to the chest of Bad Ass. We've got a stare down.

Jenna Jameson - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Bad Ass down hard!! Bad Ass climbing back to his feet, Mystikal moves in... Vertical Suplex! Steve Austin needs to try for a comeback! Mystikal with the hair of Steve Austin.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Mystikal pulling Bad Ass back to his feet.

Neil Headman - They're punching it out, Steve Austin with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Mystikal counters with a right of his own! Down goes Steve Austin! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - No. Mystikal with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Pinning combination by Mystikal ...1 ...2 ... Steve Austin grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!

Neil Headman - Mystikal is going to his corner, he tags in Silk.

Jenna Jameson - Bad Ass is out cold! Quick cover by Silk Steve Austin kicks out before the one count! Silk is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Steve Austin Got out of it! He's lucky! Cover by Silk ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Steve Austin has his foot on the ropes! Steve Austin moving to his feet. Silk kicks him back down! Silk picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Neil Headman - Boston crab being applied by Silk ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Steve Austin got out of that at the last second! Cover by Silk ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Bad Ass. What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Silk's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Bad Ass is to quick! Silk pulling Bad Ass back to his feet. Steve Austin goes spinning as Silk connects with a german uppercut!

Jenna Jameson - Steve Austin is going to his corner, he tags in Joe Savage.

Jessie Wild - Joe Savage sends Silk into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Cover by Macho Man ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Silk. Silk climbing back to his feet, Joe Savage moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Jenna Jameson - What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Joe Savage with the hair of Silk.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Joe Savage's going for a boston crab.

Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Silk is to quick! Figure four attempt by Macho Man. Silk kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Silk! We're not seeing much offense from Silk. Silk needs to try for a comeback!

Neil Headman - Silk hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Macho Man! Those are devastating!!! Silk slamming the head of Joe Savage into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Roll up by Silk pins Macho Mans shoulders to the mat.

Jenna Jameson - He could have him right now! Billy Dunn ...ONE ...TWO ...THREE!!!

[504 Boyz won the match in 10 minutes and 14 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... 504 Boooyz

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Neil: I understand that Ripp has something he would like to say in the back, and as soon as we get the cue we will finally have our interview with this 7'2" monster....Wait I just got word that we can bring our cameras in...there he is there is Ripp, but look he's not alone! It's the Degenerate Disciple! Not again, this is the second time he appeared tonight, I think he'll have a harder time though, this man is huge but Ripp is still bigger! Oh my LORD!!! Double Arm DDT to the cement of the locker room floor! When does this man stop?

Doom
Vs
The Canadian Crippler
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW KOTR Championship [Give Me The World plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Miami Fl, weighing 220 The WCW European Champion. Doom.

[Doom makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Death Never Sleeps starts to play "The Canadian Crippler" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Vancouver BC, WCW KOTR Champion Theee Caaanaaadiiiaaan Criiippleeer!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[The Canadian Crippler walks to the ring.]

[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jessie Wild - The Canadian Crippler applys a standing bear hug, lifts Doom up and drops him down!!

Neil Headman - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! The Canadian Crippler comes down across the back of Doom with a double axe handle!! Doom just can't make it to his feet! Doom climbing back to his feet, The Canadian Crippler moves in... Vertical Suplex! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - No. Quick cover by The Canadian Crippler Doom kicks out before the one count! The Canadian Crippler pulling Doom back to his feet.

Jessie Wild - They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... The Canadian Crippler comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Doom makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. We're not seeing much offense from Doom. The Canadian Crippler lifting Doom into position for something. He devastated the neck of Doom with a Tombstone type piledriver. The Canadian Crippler with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Jenna Jameson - The Canadian Crippler is trying to pull Doom back to his feet. Doom with an eye gouge!! Down goes The Canadian Crippler! The Canadian Crippler is ROCKED with a big elbow! Doom out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! The Canadian Crippler went down quick! The Canadian Crippler is stumbling. Doom with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Jessie Wild - The Canadian Crippler hops back to his feet. Kick to the gut knocks Doom out of balance. The Canadian Crippler follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! The Canadian Crippler with the hair of Doom.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Doom is stumbling.

Jenna Jameson - The Canadian Crippler is trying to pull Doom back to his feet. Doom with an eye gouge!! Down goes The Canadian Crippler! Boston crab being applied by Doom ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! The Canadian Crippler got out of that at the last second!

Neil Headman - The Canadian Crippler climbing back to his feet, Doom moves in... Vertical Suplex! Doom is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - The Canadian Crippler Got out of it! He's lucky! Doom is all over The Canadian Crippler! He's choking him out!! The Canadian Crippler won't be able to take that for long!

Jessie Wild - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Doom with a cover Billy Dunn is on top of it ...1 ...2 ...THREE!!!!!

[Doom won the match in 8 minutes and 13 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... and Neeeeww WCW KOTR Champion Doooooom

Degenerate Disciple
Vs
Ravishing Rob Reynolds
Mark Turner - This next match is a a First Blood Match...

Mark Turner - Coming down the Aisle, from Branson Missouri, weighing in at 265 pounds, He stands 6'4", Degenerate Disciple.

[Degenerate Disciple makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [I'm Too Sexy starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Ravishing Rob Reynolds. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from San Diego Ca, Followed to the ring by Chasey, Introducing Raaaviiishiiing Rooob Reeeynooolds!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Ravishing Rob Reynolds walks to the ring.]

[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jessie Wild - Degenerate Disciple charges in with a shoulder, which takes Ravishing Rob Reynolds off his feet. Ravishing Rob Reynolds moving to his feet. Degenerate Disciple kicks him back down! Degenerate Disciple is all over Ravishing Rob Reynolds! He's choking him out!! Ravishing Rob Reynolds won't be able to take that for long! This match is anything goes!! Until someone bleeds!

Neil Headman - Degenerate Disciple is choking Ravishing Rob Reynolds with the middle ring rope!! These matches can leave serious scars!

Jenna Jameson - Ravishing Rob Reynolds hops back to his feet. They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Ravishing Rob Reynolds comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. One things for sure folks, someone is going to bleed.

Jessie Wild - And it isn't going to be me!! Degenerate Disciple is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Neil Headman - Ravishing Rob Reynolds's going for a boston crab.

Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Degenerate Disciple is to quick! Good moves by Ravishing Rob Reynolds. Ravishing Rob Reynolds dives on to Degenerate Disciple and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Degenerate Disciple!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Degenerate Disciple moving to his feet. Ravishing Rob Reynolds kicks him back down! What a punishing match!

Neil Headman - Degenerate Disciple hops back to his feet. Kick to the gut knocks Ravishing Rob Reynolds out of balance. Degenerate Disciple follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Degenerate Disciple biting Ravishing Rob Reynolds on the back of the leg. Ravishing Rob Reynolds's trying to escape the hold... He's out!!

Jenna Jameson - Ravishing Rob Reynolds hops back to his feet. Ravishing Rob Reynolds and Degenerate Disciple are going to lock up. Ravishing Rob Reynolds has the advantage. Ravishing Rob Reynolds has him up in a vertical suplex!

Jessie Wild - Degenerate Disciple was up there for quite a while! What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call!

Jenna Jameson - Degenerate Disciple lunging toward Ravishing Rob Reynolds and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Degenerate Disciple!! Degenerate Disciple spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Ravishing Rob Reynolds

[Degenerate Disciple won the match in 17 minutes and 50 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Deeegeeeneeeraaateee Diiisciiipleee

Neil: I am told that there is a problem backstage lets get back there.

The camera fades in outside a bathroom in the arena. Disgustingly , someone is moaning inside. Agent X and Gravedigga give disgusted looks on their faces and throw open the door. It's peacokc and oh ! Lord , Censor that ! Agent X and Gravedigga start hammering Peacocks head into the urinal. Now they hoist him upside down and SWIRLY TIME ! Now they are hammering him with kicks to the head. Agent X hoists him up and YESS !!! 6 feet deep !!! Peacock is nearly unconsious as Gravedigga puts him in a DEATHTRAP! Now Defective trip leaves the bathroom , making sure they don't have any toilet paper trailing from their shoe. The camera fades as peacock pulls up his pants and starts sobbing.
Neil headman: looks like peacock is a little lonely in his sex life. Sorry you had to see that jenna.
Jenna jameson: oh , that LITTLE THING ! Both of them start laughing hysterically.

Dangerous David Neel
Vs
Propane
Mark Turner - This next match is a an Extreme Match!...

Mark Turner - Coming to the ring at this time, [Full Circle Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from New York Ny, standing 6'5", weighing 267, Lets hear it for Daaangeeerooouuus Daaaviiid Neeeeeel!!!

[Dangerous David Neel makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Diesel Power starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Pittsburgh Pa, weighing in at 320 pounds, He stands 6'7", Prooopaaaneee!!!!

[Propane walks to the ring.]

[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jessie Wild - They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Dangerous David Neel comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Dangerous David Neel dives on to Propane and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Propane!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Propane is stumbling. Propane is ROCKED with a big elbow! Dangerous David Neel pulling Propane back to his feet. Dangerous David Neel Has some brass knuckles he's picked up from somewhere.

Jenna Jameson - He's bloodied Propanes face pretty good with it.

Jessie Wild - Propane hops back to his feet. Propane has some kind of object he's grinding into Dangerous David Neels face!

Neil Headman - Dangerous David Neel taunting Propane a bit. OHHHHH Propane with a big scoop slam!! What's Dangerous David Neel gonna say to that? Good moves by Propane.

Jenna Jameson - Dangerous David Neel hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Dangerous David Neel may have broken some of Propanes teeth! Dangerous David Neel comes down across the back of Propane with a double axe handle!! Propane just can't make it to his feet! Dangerous David Neel lifting Propane into position for something. He devastated the neck of Propane with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Jessie Wild - Propane hops back to his feet. Propane picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Dangerous David Neel. What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! Propane with the hair of Dangerous David Neel.

Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Propane stomping the face of Dangerous David Neel into the mat!! Propane levels Dangerous David Neel with a chair!

Jessie Wild - Now he's working the knee with the chair!!

Neil Headman - Dangerous David Neel hops back to his feet. lock up Propane gets the upper edge setting Dangerous David Neel up for a piledriver.

Jenna Jameson - Dangerous David Neel counters back body drop! Gives Dangerous David Neel the advantage again! Dangerous David Neel is applying a chair to the ankle of Propane! Off the top on to the chair!!

Jessie Wild - That will about do it for that ankle. Dangerous David Neel out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Propane went down quick! Dangerous David Neel is pumeling Propane on the ground!! That's insane!! Dangerous David Neel is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling Propane into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!!

Neil Headman - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! We're not seeing much offense from Propane. The Last ChanceDangerous David Neel goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Dangerous David Neel won the match in 8 minutes and 15 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Daaangeeerooouuus Daaaviiid Neeeeeel

Fiend
Vs
Gravedigga
Mark Turner - This next match is a an Extreme Match!...

Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW Can-Am Champion and one half of the US Tag Team Champsship [Give Me The World starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from New Orleans, weighing in at 280 pounds, He stands 6'2", Fiiieeend!!!!

[Fiend makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Constant Elevation starts to play "Gravedigga" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Miami Fl, WCW Can-Am Champion and one half of the US Tag Team Champs Graaaveeediiiggaaa!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Gravedigga walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Gravedigga is taking over from the start.

Chop to the kidney area by Gravedigga stuns Fiend. [Ding, Ding, Ding]

Neil Headman - Tie up... snap suplex by Gravedigga. Nicely executed move. A huge boot to the face sends Fiend off his feet! Gravedigga rocks him with a forearm!! Lock up... Gravedigga with an armdrag takedown. Gravedigga spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Fiend

Jenna Jameson - Gravedigga with repeated boots to the knee of Fiend. Working the leg! Gravedigga repeatedly slamming Fiends down! He could break his nose!!

Jessie Wild - Currently this match is all Fiend! Fiend is moving back to his feet This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Jessie Wild - Fiend is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling Gravedigga into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!! What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call!

Jenna Jameson - Gravedigga hops back to his feet. Someone threw a bottle into the ring, we'll need to get that out of there. Gravedigga has the bottle [WACK!!]

Jessie Wild - He broke it over Fiends head!! Gravedigga has a chair driving it into the leg of Fiend,

Neil Headman - he's trying for some permenate damage!!

Jenna Jameson - Fiend hops back to his feet. Fiend picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Gravedigga. This match is anything goes!! Gravedigga moving back to his feet Fiend scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Boston crab being applied by Fiend ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Gravedigga got out of that at the last second!

Neil Headman - Fiend is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - Gravedigga Got out of it! He's lucky! We're not seeing much offense from Gravedigga. Gravedigga drops to one knee. Fiend bends the chair over his head.

Jessie Wild - He falls to the ground. Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!!

[Fiend won the match in 8 minutes and 13 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... and Neeeeww WCW Can-Am Champion and one half of the US Tag Team Champs Fiiieeend

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Casper
Vs
The Incredible Hulk
Mark Turner - This next match is a a First Blood Match...

Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW Television Championship [Give me The World starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Manhattan Ny, weighing in at 230 pounds, He stands 6'3", Caaaspeeer!!!!

[Casper makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Born To Be Wild Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from Los Angeles Ca, standing 6'6", weighing 256, He is the WCW Television Champion!! Lets hear it for Theee Increeediiibleee Huuulk!!!

[The Incredible Hulk walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - So Neil Headman what do you think about Casper?

Neil Headman - Oh me? I hate him.

Jenna Jameson - Well thanks for your input. Casper with a snapmare take down! This match is anything goes!! Until someone bleeds! Casper is choking The Incredible Hulk with the middle ring rope!! Who will lose Jessie Wild? I'd say The Incredible Hulk from the looks of things now.

Jessie Wild - The Incredible Hulk hops back to his feet. Kick to the stomach by The Incredible Hulk sends Casper down!

Neil Headman - Casper scoops slams The Incredible Hulk and boy did he hit hard!! Powerbomb onto a chair by Casper!! Casper is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - The Incredible Hulk Got out of it! He's lucky! Casper dives on to The Incredible Hulk and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of The Incredible Hulk!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!!

Neil Headman - Casper sends The Incredible Hulk over the top into the gaurd rail! The Incredible Hulk really hit his head on that one!

Jenna Jameson - Any blood? Casper is pulling him back in! What a punishing match! Casper lifting The Incredible Hulk into position for something. He devastated the neck of The Incredible Hulk with a Tombstone type piledriver. Casper biting The Incredible Hulk on the back of the leg. The Incredible Hulk's trying to escape the hold... He's out!! Casper picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Jessie Wild - Casper stomping the face of The Incredible Hulk into the mat!! Casper is draping The Incredible Hulk over the bottom ring rope. Choking him out on it!! The Incredible Hulk climbing back to his feet, Casper moves in... Vertical Suplex! The Incredible Hulk moving to his feet. Casper kicks him back down!

Neil Headman - The Incredible Hulk is out cold! I have no idea why someone would sign for one of these matches! What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call! Casper is pumeling The Incredible Hulk on the ground!! That's insane!!

Jessie Wild - The Incredible Hulk hops back to his feet. Casper charging The Incredible Hulk ... clothesli NO! The Incredible Hulk counters with a backdrop at the last second!! Who will lose Neil Headman? I'd say Casper from the looks of things now. Caspers head is being beaten to a pulp with some kind of spiked object!

Neil Headman - The Incredible Hulk is ruthless!! Casper is bleeding Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!!

[The Incredible Hulk won the match in 15 minutes and 1 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Increeediiibleee Huuulk

504 Boyz
Vs
Goldberg, and Sting
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - This next match is for the WCW Can-Am Tag Titles  Introducing first, weighing in at over 4 hundred pounds, the team consisting of Mystikal, and Silk!!!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents,the WCW Can-Am Tag Team champs the team of Goldberg, and Sting!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Silk is going to start this match against Sting.

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Neil Headman - So Jenna Jameson what do you think about Sting?

Jenna Jameson - Oh me? I hate him.

Jessie Wild - Well thanks for your input. Sting sends Silk into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Sting with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Silk makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Silk needs to try for a comeback! Cover by Sting ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Silk.

Jenna Jameson - Tag by Silk brings Mystikal into the match.

Jessie Wild - Sting scoops slams Mystikal and boy did he hit hard!! Sting dives on to Mystikal and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Mystikal!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Sting with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!!

Jessie Wild - Mystikal is going to his corner, he tags in Silk.

Neil Headman - Pinning combination by Sting ...1 ...2 ... Silk grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Silk moving to his feet. Sting kicks him back down! Cover by Sting ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Silk has his foot on the ropes! Sting picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Silk sure could use some help now. Good moves by Sting.

Jenna Jameson - Silk is stumbling. Boston crab being applied by Sting ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Silk got out of that at the last second!

Neil Headman - Silk hops back to his feet. Silk applys a headlock and bulldogs Sting to the ground! A huge boot to the face sends Sting off his feet! Sting taking an onslaught of punishment! Silk is pounding away at his entire body! Silk Stomping away at the chest of Sting! Silk spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Sting

Jenna Jameson - Sting repeatedly slamming Silks down! He could break his nose!! Sting measuring him up elbow smash! Currently this match is all Sting! Sting is moving back to his feet Figure four attempt by Sting. Silk kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Silk! Sting is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Silk Got out of it! He's lucky!

Jenna Jameson - Sting's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Silk is to quick! Sting out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Silk went down quick! Sting with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Silk slides out to the floor! Sting follows him. They're fighting in the aisle [..1..2] Sting sends Silk into the stands. [..6]

Neil Headman - Silk just leveled him with a chair! [..9..10]

[Sting and Silk were both disqualified in 8 minutes and 24 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen this match has been rule a double disqualification!!

No Limit
Vs
Defective Trip
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - This is for the WCW US Tag Team Titles Introducing first, headed to the ring is 590 pounds of flesh and muscle, the team of No Limit!!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, coming down the aisle, at at weight of over 4 hundred pounds! the WCW US Tag Team Champs The team of Defective Trip!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Vito is going to start this match against Agent-X.

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Neil Headman - Repeated chops to the chest by Vito, down goes Agent-X. Agent-X is stumbling. Agent-X moving to his feet. Vito kicks him back down! Vito with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Neil Headman - We've got a tag by Vito which brings Fiend into the match.

Jenna Jameson - Agent-X hops back to his feet. Agent-X levels Fiend with a foot to the face. Cover by Agent-X ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Fiend has his foot on the ropes!

Jessie Wild - We've got a tag by Fiend which brings Vito into the match.

Neil Headman - A kick to the face takes Vito off his feet. Boston crab being applied by Agent-X ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Vito got out of that at the last second! Agent-X out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Vito went down quick! Vito sure could use some help now.

Jessie Wild - Tag by Vito brings Fiend into the match.

Neil Headman - Agent-X with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Cover by Agent-X ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Fiend. Good moves by Agent-X. We're not seeing much offense from Fiend.

Jenna Jameson - Figure four attempt by Agent-X. Fiend kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Fiend! Agent-X is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Fiend Got out of it! He's lucky! Fiend is out cold! Agent-X's going for a boston crab.

Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Fiend is to quick! Fiend moving back to his feet Agent-X scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Jessie Wild - Quick cover by Agent-X Fiend kicks out before the one count! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Fiend makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Jenna Jameson - Fiend needs to try for a comeback! Fiend is ROCKED with a big elbow! Agent-X comes down across the back of Fiend with a double axe handle!! Fiend just can't make it to his feet! 6 Feet DeepAgent-X goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Defective Trip won the match in 17 minutes and 53 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Deeefeeectiiiveee Triiip

Brothers Of The Darkside
Vs
Road Warriors
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Introducing first, headed to the ring is 655 pounds of flesh and muscle, the team of Brothers Of The Darkside !!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, coming down the aisle, Road Warriors, they weigh in at over 500 pounds!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Crimson Beast Kane is going to start this match against Mad Max.

[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Neil Headman - Tie up... snap suplex by Mad Max. Nicely executed move. Lock up... Mad Max with an armdrag takedown. Mad Max is moving back to his feet

Jenna Jameson - Crimson Beast Kane hops back to his feet. Crimson Beast Kane and Mad Max are going to lock up. Crimson Beast Kane has the advantage. Crimson Beast Kane has him up in a vertical suplex!

Jessie Wild - Mad Max was up there for quite a while! Mad Max needs to try for a comeback! Crimson Beast Kane is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Mad Max Got out of it! He's lucky! Quick cover by Crimson Beast Kane Mad Max kicks out before the one count! Mad Max is out cold!

Jenna Jameson - Crimson Beast Kane is going to his corner, he tags in Undertaker.

Jessie Wild - Mad Max hops back to his feet. So Neil Headman what do you think about Mad Max?

Neil Headman - Oh me? I hate him.

Jenna Jameson - Well thanks for your input.

Jessie Wild - Undertaker with a snapmare take down! Undertaker with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Good moves by Undertaker.

Neil Headman - What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call! We're not seeing much offense from Mad Max. Undertaker's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Mad Max is to quick! Mad Max moving to his feet. Undertaker kicks him back down! Mad Max climbing back to his feet, Undertaker moves in... Vertical Suplex! Undertaker with the hair of Mad Max.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Jenna Jameson - Mad Max hops back to his feet. Mad Max connects with a chop to the chest of Undertaker. Undertaker is trying an to get back offensive.

Jessie Wild - He's charging at Mad Max and Mad Max sends him down with a hip toss! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. Cover by Mad Max ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Undertaker has his foot on the ropes! Cover by Mad Max ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Undertaker.

Jenna Jameson - Undertaker hops back to his feet. Undertaker picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Mad Max. Undertaker lifting Mad Max into position for something. He devastated the neck of Mad Max with a Tombstone type piledriver. Figure four attempt by Undertaker. Mad Max kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Mad Max! Roll up by Undertaker pins Mad Maxs shoulders to the mat.

Neil Headman - He could have him right now! Billy Dunn ...ONE ...TWO ...THREE!!!

[Brothers Of The Darkside won the match in 16 minutes and 57 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Broootheeers Of Theee Daaarksiiideee

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Buff
Vs
Casper
Mark Turner - This next match is a "I QUIT" match...

Mark Turner - [Vicious and Delicious starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Buff. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Marietta Ga, Introducing Buuuff!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Buff makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Casper steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 230 pounds, from Manhattan Ny, Caaaspeeer!!!!!!!!!!!

[Casper walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Buff is taking over from the start.

Buff picks him up and dumps Casper on his head! [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Neil Headman - Buff stomping the face of Casper into the mat!! This match is anything goes!! Casper sure could use some help now. Buff pulling Casper back to his feet. Buff applys a headlock and bulldogs Casper to the ground!

Jenna Jameson - Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Well Buff just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Buff. Buff measuring him up elbow smash! Lock up... Buff with an armdrag takedown. Casper taking an onslaught of punishment! Buff is pounding away at his entire body! Buff rocks him with a forearm!! Buff driving a knee into the spinal area of Caspers back!!

Neil Headman - Casper spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Buff

Jenna Jameson - Caspers face is being slammed over and over by Buff

Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! Buff Stomping away at the chest of Casper! Atomic Drop by Buff send Casper to the ground! My GOD look at the blood in the ring!! Buff is moving back to his feet

Neil Headman - Caspers head is being beaten to a pulp with some kind of spiked object!

Jenna Jameson - Buff is ruthless!! Buff is pumeling Casper on the ground!! That's insane!!

Jessie Wild - Buff is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling Casper into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No.

Jenna Jameson - Casper hops back to his feet. Buff goes spinning as Casper connects with a german uppercut! Casper Has some brass knuckles he's picked up from somewhere.

Jessie Wild - He's bloodied Buffs face pretty good with it. Casper levels Buff with a chair!

Neil Headman - Now he's working the knee with the chair!! Figure four by Casper Buff is in pain you can tell! Billy Dunn is asking him to give up, but he won't.

Jenna Jameson - Casper isn't letting go. Billy Dunn is calling for the bell. Buff Must have quit!

[Casper won the match in 17 minutes and 6 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Caaaspeeer

X-Breakers
Vs
Fire & Ice
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Introducing first, the team of X-Breakers!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, coming down the aisle, Fire & Ice, they weigh in at over 400 pounds!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Degenerate Disciple is going to start this match against Sabotage.

Neil Headman - Sabotage is taking over from the start.

Sabotage picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Degenerate Disciple. [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jenna Jameson - Cover by Sabotage ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Degenerate Disciple. Degenerate Disciple is out cold! Boston crab being applied by Sabotage ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Degenerate Disciple got out of that at the last second! Sabotage's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Degenerate Disciple is to quick! Sabotage pulling Degenerate Disciple back to his feet. Sabotage attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Degenerate Disciple tries for some of his own and Sabotage blocks and applys a standing armbar!

Jenna Jameson - Degenerate Disciple isn't going to give up to that!

Jessie Wild - They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Sabotage comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Degenerate Disciple makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Degenerate Disciple moving back to his feet Sabotage scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Sabotage with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Degenerate Disciple moving to his feet. Sabotage kicks him back down!

Jessie Wild - Tag by Degenerate Disciple brings Berringer into the match.

Neil Headman - Repeated chops to the chest by Sabotage, down goes Berringer. Cover by Sabotage ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Berringer has his foot on the ropes! Sabotage dives on to Berringer and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Berringer!

Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Berringer is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Neil Headman - Sabotage tags in Blizzard.

Jenna Jameson - We're not seeing much offense from Berringer. Berringer sure could use some help now. Blizzard is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Berringer Got out of it! He's lucky! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No.

Jenna Jameson - Pinning combination by Blizzard ...1 ...2 ... Berringer grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Blizzard with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Jessie Wild - Berringer hops back to his feet. Berringer applys a headlock and bulldogs Blizzard to the ground! Berringer Stomping away at the chest of Blizzard!

Neil Headman - Blizzard is moving back to his feet Figure four attempt by Blizzard. Berringer kicks him off quick.

Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Berringer!

Jessie Wild - Blizzard with the hair of Berringer.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Blizzard lifting Berringer into position for something. He devastated the neck of Berringer with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Jenna Jameson - Berringer hops back to his feet. Blizzard goes spinning as Berringer connects with a german uppercut!

Jessie Wild - The tag was made and Blizzard is going out, Sabotage is coming in.

Neil Headman - Chop to the kidney area by Berringer stuns Sabotage. Berringer picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Cover by Berringer ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Sabotage.

Jenna Jameson - Sabotage hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Berringer with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Sabotage counters with a right of his own! Down goes Berringer! Berringer moving to his feet. Sabotage kicks him back down! Berringer climbing back to his feet, Sabotage moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Jessie Wild - Berringer hops back to his feet. Kick to the gut knocks Sabotage out of balance. Berringer follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Boston crab being applied by Berringer ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Sabotage got out of that at the last second! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Jessie Wild - Tag by Berringer brings Degenerate Disciple into the match.

Neil Headman - A huge boot to the face sends Degenerate Disciple off his feet! Degenerate Disciples face is being slammed over and over by Sabotage

Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Sabotage drops a knee on lower leg of Degenerate Disciple!

Jessie Wild - Tag by Sabotage brings Blizzard into the match.

Neil Headman - Blizzard comes down across the back of Degenerate Disciple with a double axe handle!! Degenerate Disciple just can't make it to his feet! Blizzard is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - Degenerate Disciple Got out of it! He's lucky! Quick cover by Blizzard Degenerate Disciple kicks out before the one count! Figure four attempt by Blizzard. Degenerate Disciple kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Degenerate Disciple! Degenerate Disciple is ROCKED with a big elbow! Degenerate Disciple needs to try for a comeback!

Neil Headman - Blizzard picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Cover by Blizzard ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Degenerate Disciple has his foot on the ropes! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Degenerate Disciple makes it out.

Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Jessie Wild - Blizzard is trying to pull Degenerate Disciple back to his feet. Degenerate Disciple with an eye gouge!! Down goes Blizzard! Good moves by Degenerate Disciple. Degenerate Disciple pulling Blizzard back to his feet.

Neil Headman - We've got a tag by Blizzard which brings Sabotage into the match.

Jenna Jameson - What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Degenerate Disciple stomping the face of Sabotage. There's no need for that! Degenerate Disciple lifting Sabotage into position for something. He devastated the neck of Sabotage with a Tombstone type piledriver. Degenerate Disciple out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Sabotage went down quick! Degenerate Disciple comes down across the back of Sabotage with a double axe handle!! Sabotage just can't make it to his feet!

Neil Headman - Berringer wants in the ring and Degenerate Disciple tags him in.

Jenna Jameson - Sabotage hops back to his feet. Sabotage levels Berringer with a foot to the face. Berringer is stumbling. Cover by Sabotage ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Berringer.

Jessie Wild - Tag by Berringer brings Degenerate Disciple into the match.

Neil Headman - Diving forearm sends Degenerate Disciple to the mat!! Degenerate Disciple taking an onslaught of punishment! Sabotage is pounding away at his entire body! The ExplosionSabotage goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Fire & Ice won the match in 25 minutes and 29 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Fiiireee & Iceee

Da Good Fellas
Vs
Elite Inc
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner -This is for the WCW World Tag Team Titles Introducing first, headed to the ring is 481 pounds of flesh and muscle, the team of Da Good Fellas!!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, coming down the aisle, at at weight of over 5 hundred pounds! The WCW World Tag Team Champs The team of Elite Inc!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Taz is going to start this match against Brett Clark.

Neil Headman - Taz is taking over from the start.

Taz applys a standing bear hug, lifts Brett Clark up and drops him down!!

Jenna Jameson - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! [Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - Taz picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Brett Clark moving back to his feet Taz scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Taz pulling Brett Clark back to his feet. Taz levels Brett Clark with a foot to the face. Boston crab being applied by Taz ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Brett Clark got out of that at the last second!

Jessie Wild - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Brett Clark picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!!

Neil Headman - Taz hops back to his feet. Taz slamming the head of Brett Clark into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4]

Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Brett Clark scoops him up fall away slam!!! Taz is out cold! What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call!

Neil Headman - Taz hops back to his feet. Taz sends Brett Clark into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline!

Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. A dazed Taz is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. Brett Clark and Taz are going to lock up. Brett Clark has the advantage. Brett Clark has him up in a vertical suplex!

Jessie Wild - Taz was up there for quite a while! Taz is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Neil Headman - Taz hops back to his feet. Taz sends Brett Clark to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Brett Clark. Good moves by Taz. Figure four attempt by Taz. Brett Clark kicks him off quick.

Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Brett Clark! TazmissionBrett Clark is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!

[Da Good Fellas won the match in 11 minutes and 9 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winners... and new WCW World Tag Team Champions Daaa Gooooood Feeellaaas

Neil: We are going to be joined by Kane & Abel

"give me the world" starts up as kane&abel walk out with m.o.b behind them (the crowd erupts, everyone in the arena is on their feet)they grab the mics kane:hey yo defective drip we think yall dont deserve 2 be champs we say we'll take those belts from you
abel:thats right we'll take u on whenever u think ure ready 4 us all's im saying is that we want i chance at those titles. (hardcore grabs the mic)
hardcore:fiend this ones 4 u.(everyone looks baffled)"give me the world" starts up as m.o.b leaves back to the locker room area

20 Man Battle Royal To Determine the #1 Contender to the world title
Jessie Wild - All 20 contestants are in the ring, and they're under way!

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Neil Headman - Buff goes to the ropes, comes off...

Jenna Jameson - Berringer connects with a thunderous Drop Kick which takes Buff off his feet!! Buff climbing back to his feet, Berringer moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Jessie Wild - Diesel charging at The Cannibal.

Neil Headman - The Cannibal's with a back body drop, NO Diesel reverses into a Piledriver!! Tie up... snap suplex by Diesel. Nicely executed move.

Jenna Jameson - Buff is stumbling. Da Don comes down across the back of Buff with a double axe handle!! Buff just can't make it to his feet! Da Don with the hair of Buff.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Neil Headman - Huge Bulldog by Gravedigga may have broken some of The Giants teeth!

Jenna Jameson - We've got someone eliminated it was The Giant.

Jessie Wild - I think Gravedigga did it with a flying forearm.

Neil Headman - We've got a stare down.

Jenna Jameson - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Glacier down hard!!

Jessie Wild - Sting is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Diesel Got out of it! He's lucky!

Jenna Jameson - Lock up Sting whips Diesel to the ring ropes... Sting connects with a drop kick Diesel stumbles... he's in the ropes... over and out to the floor.!! That eliminates Diesel.

Jessie Wild - Kick to the stomach by Goldberg sends Taz down! Goldberg is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Taz's chest!

Neil Headman - Goldberg scoops Taz up and sends him over the top rope!!

Jenna Jameson - Glacier is moving back to his feet Glacier picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Jessie Wild - T-Bone goes spinning as Brett Clark connects with a german uppercut!

Neil Headman - Closed fists to the face of Brett Clark! Those are devastating!!! Brett Clark charging The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd ... clothesli NO! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd counters with a backdrop at the last second!!

Jenna Jameson - Buff moving back to his feet Macho Man scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Figure four attempt by Joe Savage. Buff kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Buff!

Neil Headman - The Cannibal hops back to his feet.

Jenna Jameson - Buff needs to try for a comeback!

Jessie Wild - Buff is going up top.

Neil Headman - Gravedigga is right there and sends him out to the floor!!

Jenna Jameson - Tie up... snap suplex by Glacier. Nicely executed move. Glacier drops a knee on lower leg of Fang! Fangs face is being slammed over and over by Glacier

Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!!

Neil Headman - Da Don whipped to the ropes, Ravishing Rob Reynolds follow in with a big clothes line! Ravishing Rob Reynolds out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Da Don went down quick! Da Don climbing back to his feet, Ravishing Rob Reynolds moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Jenna Jameson - A dazed Goldberg is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. They're punching it out, Goldberg with a left... right... left ... another! Block by The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd counters with a right of his own! Down goes Goldberg! Goldberg moving to his feet. The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd kicks him back down!

Jessie Wild - A running lariate from Goldberg eliminates The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd! What a move!!

Neil Headman - lock up The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd gets the upper edge setting Macho Man up for a piledriver.

Jenna Jameson - Joe Savage counters back body drop! Gives Joe Savage the advantage again! Macho Man is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd Got out of it! He's lucky!

Neil Headman - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd rocked in the head from behind by Macho Man.

Jenna Jameson - Joe Savage has his leg, flips him up and out of the ring!!

Jessie Wild - Fang hops back to his feet. Fang is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Joe Savage's chest!

Neil Headman - Lock up Fang whips Joe Savage to the ring ropes... Fang connects with a drop kick Joe Savage stumbles... he's in the ropes... over and out to the floor.!! That eliminates Macho Man.

Jenna Jameson - Fang charging Degenerate Disciple ... clothesli NO! Degenerate Disciple counters with a backdrop at the last second!!

Jessie Wild - Ravishing Rob Reynolds charging Berringer ... clothesli NO! Berringer counters with a backdrop at the last second!! Berringer dives on to Ravishing Rob Reynolds and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Ravishing Rob Reynolds!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!

Jenna Jameson - Da Don needs to try for a comeback! Agent-X is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Da Don Got out of it! He's lucky! Da Don is out cold!

Neil Headman - Agent-X sends Da Don to the ropes.. Agent-X follows in connects with an elbow and Da Don goes out to the floor!!!

Jenna Jameson - Sting picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Glacier is stumbling.

Jessie Wild - Glacier is going up top.

Neil Headman - Sting is right there and sends him out to the floor!!

Jenna Jameson - Ravishing Rob Reynolds hops back to his feet.

Jessie Wild - Gravedigga levels Steve Austin with a foot to the face. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No.

Jenna Jameson - T-Bone out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Steve Austin went down quick!

Jessie Wild - A running lariate from Steve Austin eliminates T-Bone! What a move!!

Neil Headman - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - No.

Jessie Wild - Sting charging at T-Bone.

Neil Headman - T-Bone's with a back body drop, NO Sting reverses into a Piledriver!!

Jenna Jameson - T-Bone rocked in the head from behind by Sting.

Jessie Wild - Sting has his leg, flips him up and out of the ring!!

Neil Headman - Fang hops back to his feet.

Jenna Jameson - Berringer has Fang in a front face lock... Fang picks him up and drops him onto the ground!! That's the end for Berringer!

Jessie Wild - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. A kick to the face takes Sting off his feet. Sting sure could use some help now.

Neil Headman - Agent-X's going for a boston crab.

Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Sting is to quick! Sting moving back to his feet Agent-X scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Agent-X is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Sting Got out of it! He's lucky!

Neil Headman - We've got someone eliminated it was Sting.

Jenna Jameson - I think Agent-X did it with a flying forearm.

Jessie Wild - Agent-X picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!!

Neil Headman - Knee lift by Degenerate Disciple takes Gravedigga to the ground. Gravedigga is out cold! Gravedigga is stumbling.

Jenna Jameson - We're not seeing much offense from Ravishing Rob Reynolds. Boston crab being applied by Brett Clark ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Ravishing Rob Reynolds got out of that at the last second!

Neil Headman - Brett Clark sends Ravishing Rob Reynolds to the ropes.. Brett Clark follows in connects with an elbow and Ravishing Rob Reynolds goes out to the floor!!!

Jenna Jameson - Gravedigga hops back to his feet. Gravedigga picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes The Cannibal.

Jessie Wild - A running lariate from The Cannibal eliminates Gravedigga! What a move!!

Neil Headman - Fang is dazed! Brett Clark charging at Fang.

Jenna Jameson - Fang's with a back body drop, NO Brett Clark reverses into a Piledriver!!

Jessie Wild - Gravedigga scoops him up fall away slam!!!

Neil Headman - Gravedigga goes spinning as Brett Clark connects with a german uppercut!

Jenna Jameson - Gravedigga applys a standing bear hug, lifts Degenerate Disciple up and drops him down!!

Jessie Wild - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop!

Neil Headman - Brett Clark comes down across the back of Degenerate Disciple with a double axe handle!! Degenerate Disciple just can't make it to his feet! Brett Clark out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Degenerate Disciple went down quick! What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call!

Jessie Wild - Brett Clark scoops Degenerate Disciple up and sends him over the top rope!!

Neil Headman - Fang hops back to his feet. Fang scoops slams Gravedigga and boy did he hit hard!!

Jenna Jameson - Gravedigga is going up top.

Jessie Wild - Fang is right there and sends him out to the floor!!

Neil Headman - Brett Clark and Agent-X are going to lock up. Brett Clark has the advantage. Brett Clark has him up in a vertical suplex!

Jenna Jameson - Agent-X was up there for quite a while!

Jessie Wild - Brett Clark sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!!

Neil Headman - Agent-X hops back to his feet.

Jenna Jameson - We've got someone eliminated it was Brett Clark.

Jessie Wild - I think Agent-X did it with a flying forearm.

Neil Headman - Fang picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!!

Jenna Jameson - Agent-X hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Fang! Those are devastating!!! Agent-X charges in with a shoulder, which takes Fang off his feet.

Jessie Wild - Fang climbing back to his feet, Agent-X moves in... Vertical Suplex! Fang moving back to his feet Agent-X scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Fang is stumbling.

Neil Headman - A running lariate from Fang eliminates Agent-X! What a move!!

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, Here is your winner, Agent-X!!!

[Agent-X won the battle royal in 27 minutes and 3 seconds.]

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Goldberg
Vs
HBK
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW World Heavyweight Championship [Goldbergs Music plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Atlanta Ga, weighing 255 The one half of the WCW Can-Am Tag Champs. He is Goooldbeeerg!!!

[Goldberg makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, Accompanied by Miss Elizabeth, weighing 234 pounds, [Fans cheer as HBK walks out] HBK!!!

[HBK walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - HBK is taking over from the start.

So Neil Headman what do you think about HBK?

Neil Headman - Oh me? I hate him.

Jenna Jameson - Well thanks for your input. [Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - They're punching it out, Goldberg with a left... right... left ... another! Block by HBK counters with a right of his own! Down goes Goldberg! What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! HBK is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - Goldberg Got out of it! He's lucky! Goldberg is stumbling.

Jessie Wild - HBK with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Goldberg moving to his feet. HBK kicks him back down! Pinning combination by HBK ...1 ...2 ... Goldberg grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! HBK's going for a boston crab.

Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Goldberg is to quick! HBK picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Goldberg moving back to his feet HBK scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Jessie Wild - HBK lifting Goldberg into position for something. He devastated the neck of Goldberg with a Tombstone type piledriver. Good moves by HBK. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Goldberg makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Jenna Jameson - Goldberg hops back to his feet. Tie up... snap suplex by Goldberg. Nicely executed move.

Jessie Wild - A huge boot to the face sends Goldberg off his feet! HBK measuring him up elbow smash! HBK repeatedly slamming Goldbergs down! He could break his nose!! Atomic Drop by HBK send Goldberg to the ground! Currently this match is all HBK!

Neil Headman - Leg drop across the throat of Goldberg! HBK Stomping away at the chest of Goldberg! HBK is moving back to his feet HBK out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Goldberg went down quick! HBK with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Goldberg climbing back to his feet, HBK moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Jenna Jameson - HBK is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Goldberg Got out of it! He's lucky! Cover by HBK ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Goldberg has his foot on the ropes! Sweet Chin MusicHBK goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[HBK won the match in 11 minutes and 14 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... HBK