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Missy Long - We're LIVE from Kansas Expocentre - Topeka, KS for WCW Saturday Night Trench Wars. The event has been sold out for weeks. And boy can I see why, we've got 15 top card matches for tonight!!

Sabu
Vs
SDM The Sharp Dressed Man
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Get At Me Dawg starts to play Boos and Sabu sucks chants fill the arena.] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Hialeah Fl, Saaabuuu!!!

[Sabu makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [The Sharp Dressed Man Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from Hollywood Ca, standing 6'4", weighing 247, coming to the ring with ZZ Top, Lets hear it for SDM Theee Shaaarp Dreeesseeed Maaan!!!

[SDM The Sharp Dressed Man walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is taking over from the start.

Kick to the gut knocks Sabu out of balance. SDM The Sharp Dressed Man follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! [Ring, Ring, Ring]

Neil Headman - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man pulling Sabu back to his feet. SDM The Sharp Dressed Man sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Diving forearm sends Sabu to the mat!!

Missy Long - Currently this match is all SDM The Sharp Dressed Man! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Sabu

Jessie Wild - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is trying to pull Sabu back to his feet. Sabu with an eye gouge!! Down goes SDM The Sharp Dressed Man! Sabu with the hair of SDM The Sharp Dressed Man.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man needs to try for a comeback! Cover by Sabu ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes SDM The Sharp Dressed Man has his foot on the ropes!

Missy Long - Boston crab being applied by Sabu ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man got out of that at the last second! Sabu is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man Got out of it! He's lucky! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Missy Long?

Missy Long - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Sabu lifting SDM The Sharp Dressed Man into position for something. He devastated the neck of SDM The Sharp Dressed Man with a Tombstone type piledriver. Sabu picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Jessie Wild - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man hops back to his feet. So Neil Headman what do you think about SDM The Sharp Dressed Man?

Neil Headman - Oh me? I hate him.

Missy Long - Well thanks for your input.

Jessie Wild - Chop to the kidney area by Sabu stuns SDM The Sharp Dressed Man. A dazed SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. Sabu scoops him up fall away slam!!! Quick cover by Sabu SDM The Sharp Dressed Man kicks out before the one count! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is out cold! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man moving to his feet. Sabu kicks him back down!

Neil Headman - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Missy Long?

Missy Long - No. Good moves by Sabu. We're not seeing much offense from SDM The Sharp Dressed Man. SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is ROCKED with a big elbow! Sabu stomping the face of SDM The Sharp Dressed Man. There's no need for that! Sabu's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is to quick!

Neil Headman - What an awesome match!!!!

Missy Long - Good call! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man moving back to his feet Sabu scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Jessie Wild - Sabu comes down across the back of SDM The Sharp Dressed Man with a double axe handle!! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man just can't make it to his feet! Sabu out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man went down quick! Sabu with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!!

Missy Long - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man hops back to his feet. We've got a stare down.

Jessie Wild - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Sabu down hard!! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man dives on to Sabu and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Sabu!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Good moves by SDM The Sharp Dressed Man. The TrademarkSDM The Sharp Dressed Man goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[SDM The Sharp Dressed Man won the match in 17 minutes and 41 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... SDM Theee Shaaarp Dreeesseeed Maaan

Al Snow
Vs
K-Dogg
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Al Snow's Theme plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Parts Unknown, weighing 230 He is Al Snooow!!!

[Al Snow makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 210 pounds, [Fans cheer as K-Dogg walks out] K-Dooogg!!!

[K-Dogg walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Al Snow is taking over from the start.

Al Snow connects with a chop to the chest of K-Dogg. [Ding, Ding, Ding]

Neil Headman - Closed fists to the face of K-Dogg! Those are devastating!!! K-Dogg goes spinning as Al Snow connects with a german uppercut! Test of strength, K-Dogg has a slight advantage .... Al Snow coming back ... Al Snow scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Al Snow with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! What an awesome match!!!!

Missy Long - Good call!

Jessie Wild - Pinning combination by Al Snow ...1 ...2 ... K-Dogg grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Al Snow's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on K-Dogg is to quick! Figure four attempt by Al Snow. K-Dogg kicks him off quick.

Missy Long - That could have been the end of K-Dogg! K-Dogg needs to try for a comeback! K-Dogg moving back to his feet Al Snow scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Al Snow pulling K-Dogg back to his feet.

Jessie Wild - A kick to the face takes K-Dogg off his feet. K-Dogg moving to his feet. Al Snow kicks him back down! Al Snow out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! K-Dogg went down quick! Boston crab being applied by Al Snow ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! K-Dogg got out of that at the last second! Al Snow with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Missy Long - That had to be two and seven eights!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . K-Dogg makes it out.

Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Neil Headman - K-Dogg hops back to his feet. K-Dogg charges in with a shoulder, which takes Al Snow off his feet. Al Snow sure could use some help now. Al Snow is stumbling.

Missy Long - Quick cover by K-Dogg Al Snow kicks out before the one count! K-Dogg picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Jessie Wild - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. K-Dogg with the hair of Al Snow.

Missy Long - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Jessie Wild - Al Snow is out cold! K-Dogg with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Al Snow climbing back to his feet, K-Dogg moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Neil Headman - K-Dogg comes down across the back of Al Snow with a double axe handle!! Al Snow just can't make it to his feet! K-Dogg is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Missy Long - Al Snow Got out of it! He's lucky! What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Cover by K-Dogg ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Al Snow. Pinning combination by K-Dogg ...1 ...2 ... Al Snow grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!

Neil Headman - Al Snow hops back to his feet. K-Dogg taunting Al Snow a bit. OHHHHH Al Snow with a big scoop slam!! What's K-Dogg gonna say to that? Good moves by Al Snow.

Missy Long - K-Dogg hops back to his feet. K-Dogg picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Figure four attempt by K-Dogg. Al Snow kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Al Snow! We're not seeing much offense from Al Snow. Tequila SunriseAl Snow is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!

[K-Dogg won the match in 13 minutes and 3 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... K-Dooogg

Wyte Rice
Vs
Krypt
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW Television Championship Coming down the aisle, weighing 205 pounds, [fans hold up Wyte Rice sucks signs] Wyte Rice.

[Wyte Rice makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Krypt steps out of the entrance area, the crowd boos, a fan holds a "Krypt will lose!!" sign in front of the camera] Coming down the aisle, weighing 200 pounds, he is the WCW Can-Am Champion and WCW Television Champion, from Hialeah, Fl, the man you love to hate, Krypt!!!!!!!!!!!

[Krypt walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice is dazed! Closed fists to the face of Wyte Rice! Those are devastating!!! Krypt picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Krypt pulling Wyte Rice back to his feet. Krypt sends Wyte Rice into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline!

Neil Headman - Wyte Rice hops back to his feet. Krypt goes spinning as Wyte Rice connects with a german uppercut!

Missy Long - Repeated chops to the chest by Krypt, down goes Wyte Rice. Krypt's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Wyte Rice is to quick! Krypt out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Wyte Rice went down quick! Wyte Rice sure could use some help now. Krypt is all over Wyte Rice! He's choking him out!! Wyte Rice won't be able to take that for long! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Missy Long - Krypt is trying to pull Wyte Rice back to his feet. Wyte Rice with an eye gouge!! Down goes Krypt! Boston crab being applied by Wyte Rice ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Krypt got out of that at the last second!

Neil Headman - What an awesome match!!!!

Missy Long - Good call! Pinning combination by Wyte Rice ...1 ...2 ... Krypt grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Figure four attempt by Wyte Rice. Krypt kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Krypt!

Neil Headman - Krypt lunging toward Wyte Rice and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Krypt!! Currently this match is all Krypt! Leg drop across the throat of Wyte Rice! Krypt Stomping away at the chest of Wyte Rice!

Missy Long - Krypt driving a knee into the spinal area of Wyte Rices back!! Lock up... Krypt with an armdrag takedown. Wyte Rice taking an onslaught of punishment! Krypt is pounding away at his entire body!

Jessie Wild - Krypt with repeated boots to the knee of Wyte Rice. Working the leg! Krypt drops a knee on lower leg of Wyte Rice! Krypt is moving back to his feet Wyte Rice is out cold! Wyte Rice is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Neil Headman - Krypt with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Missy Long - That had to be two and seven eights!! Wyte Rice moving back to his feet Krypt scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Wyte Rice needs to try for a comeback!

Jessie Wild - Krypt's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Wyte Rice is to quick! Cover by Krypt ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Wyte Rice. Krypt dives on to Wyte Rice and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Wyte Rice!

Missy Long - What an incredible series of punches!! Boston crab being applied by Krypt ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Wyte Rice got out of that at the last second! Grave Yard ShiftWyte Rice is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!

[Krypt won the match in 15 minutes and 57 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Krypt

K-Dogg
Vs
Ginuwine
Mark Turner - This next match is a "I QUIT" match...

Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW Cruiserweight Championship [K-Dogg steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 210 pounds, from Mexico, K-Dooogg!!!!!!!!!!!

[K-Dogg makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Same Ol G starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Ginuwine. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Los Angeles Ca, the WCW Cruiserweight Champion Introducing Giiinuuuwiiineee!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Ginuwine walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - K-Dogg is taking over from the start.

K-Dogg sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! [Ring, Ring, Ring]

Neil Headman - K-Dogg scoops slams Ginuwine and boy did he hit hard!! Powerbomb onto a chair by K-Dogg!! Ginuwine moving to his feet. K-Dogg kicks him back down!

Missy Long - Ginuwine hops back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by Ginuwine stuns K-Dogg. Repeated chops to the chest by Ginuwine, down goes K-Dogg.

Jessie Wild - Ginuwine pulling K-Dogg back to his feet. Ginuwine has some kind of object he's grinding into K-Doggs face! Ginuwine scoops him up fall away slam!!! Ginuwine dives on to K-Dogg and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of K-Dogg!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!

Missy Long - K-Dogg hops back to his feet. K-Dogg and Ginuwine are going to lock up. K-Dogg has the advantage. K-Dogg has him up in a vertical suplex!

Jessie Wild - Ginuwine was up there for quite a while! Ginuwine moving back to his feet K-Dogg scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! K-Dogg is on top of Ginuwine biting his forehead!! My God! K-Dogg is applying a chair to the ankle of Ginuwine! Off the top on to the chair!!

Neil Headman - That will about do it for that ankle. Ginuwine is stumbling.

Missy Long - Ginuwine hops back to his feet. Ginuwine is going out of the ring and getting a chair!

Jessie Wild - OHHH K-Dogg took a solid head shot!

Neil Headman - Ginuwine is pumeling K-Dogg on the ground!! That's insane!! Ginuwine is choking K-Dogg with the middle ring rope!! What an awesome match!!!!

Missy Long - Good call! Boston crab being applied by Ginuwine ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! K-Dogg got out of that at the last second! This match is anything goes!! Ginuwine with the hair of K-Dogg.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Missy Long - K-Dogg hops back to his feet. K-Dogg has some kind of object he's grinding into Ginuwines face! Tie up... snap suplex by K-Dogg. Nicely executed move.

Jessie Wild - My GOD look at the blood in the ring!! Currently this match is all Ginuwine! Ginuwine rocks him with a forearm!! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Well Ginuwine just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Ginuwine.

Missy Long - Ginuwine is moving back to his feet K-Dogg sure could use some help now. K-Dogg moving back to his feet Ginuwine scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Jessie Wild - K-Dogg hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, K-Dogg pulls it off and drops Ginuwine like yesterdays newspaper! Ginuwine moving to his feet. K-Dogg kicks him back down! K-Dogg takes the blade to Ginuwine neck. Ginuwine is trying to fight back with lefts and rights.

Neil Headman -Ginuwine Fell to the ground. Billy Dunn is stopping the match, but Ginuwine didn't quit. We'll have to find out about this!

[K-Dogg won the match in 19 minutes and 4 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... and Neeeeww WCW Cruiserweight Champion K-Dooogg

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

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Abel
Vs
The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Coming down the aisle, weighing 215 pounds, [fans hold up Abel sucks signs] Abel.

[Abel makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Its The end Of The World plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Saskatoon Saskatchewan, weighing 219 The WCW Television Champion. He is Theee Taaactiiitiiiaaan Daaarryl Suuulliiivaaan!!!

[The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Cover by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Abel has his foot on the ropes! Abel is out cold! Cover by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Abel. The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan with the hair of Abel.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Missy Long - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan comes down across the back of Abel with a double axe handle!! Abel just can't make it to his feet! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Abel went down quick! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan dives on to Abel and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Abel!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Quick cover by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan Abel kicks out before the one count!

Missy Long - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Abel Got out of it! He's lucky! Abel climbing back to his feet, The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan moves in... Vertical Suplex! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Abel makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Missy Long?

Missy Long - No. The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan pulling Abel back to his feet.

Jessie Wild - Chop to the kidney area by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan stuns Abel. A kick to the face takes Abel off his feet. Abel moving back to his feet The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Figure four attempt by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan. Abel kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Abel! Abel is stumbling. Pinning combination by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan ...1 ...2 ... Abel grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!

Missy Long - Abel hops back to his feet. Abel sends The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call!

Neil Headman - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan hops back to his feet. The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan slamming the head of Abel into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4]

Missy Long - Boston crab being applied by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Abel got out of that at the last second! Abel sure could use some help now. The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Missy Long?

Missy Long - Does it hurt? Then it's good! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Jessie Wild - Abel moving to his feet. The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan kicks him back down! Abel climbing back to his feet, The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Neil Headman - Abel lunging toward The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Abel!! A huge boot to the face sends The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan off his feet! Abel repeatedly slamming The Tactitian Darryl Sullivans down! He could break his nose!! Abel Stomping away at the chest of The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan! Abel drops a knee on lower leg of The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan! Lock up... Abel with an armdrag takedown.

Missy Long - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan taking an onslaught of punishment! Abel is pounding away at his entire body! Currently this match is all Abel! EternityAbel goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Abel won the match in 18 minutes and 24 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Abeeel

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

Kane
Vs
SDM The Sharp Dressed Man
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Give Me The World starts to play "Kane" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from New Orleans, Kaaaneee!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Kane makes his way to the ring.]

[SDM The Sharp Dressed Man walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man slamming the head of Kane into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! Boston crab being applied by SDM The Sharp Dressed Man ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Missy Long - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Kane got out of that at the last second!

Jessie Wild - Kane hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of SDM The Sharp Dressed Man! Those are devastating!!! Kane sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!!

Neil Headman - Kane connects with a chop to the chest of SDM The Sharp Dressed Man. Kane picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes SDM The Sharp Dressed Man. Kane comes down across the back of SDM The Sharp Dressed Man with a double axe handle!! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man just can't make it to his feet! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man sure could use some help now. Kane with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Missy Long - That had to be two and seven eights!! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man needs to try for a comeback!

Jessie Wild - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man hops back to his feet. SDM The Sharp Dressed Man scoops him up fall away slam!!! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Kane climbing back to his feet, SDM The Sharp Dressed Man moves in... Vertical Suplex! Figure four attempt by SDM The Sharp Dressed Man. Kane kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Kane!

Missy Long - Kane hops back to his feet. A dazed SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. They're punching it out, SDM The Sharp Dressed Man with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Kane counters with a right of his own! Down goes SDM The Sharp Dressed Man! Kane out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man went down quick! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man moving to his feet. Kane kicks him back down!

Jessie Wild - Kane with the hair of SDM The Sharp Dressed Man.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! What an awesome match!!!!

Missy Long - Good call! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is stumbling. Kane lifting SDM The Sharp Dressed Man into position for something. He devastated the neck of SDM The Sharp Dressed Man with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Jessie Wild - We're not seeing much offense from SDM The Sharp Dressed Man. SDM The Sharp Dressed Man moving back to his feet Kane scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is ROCKED with a big elbow! Good moves by Kane. SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is out cold!

Neil Headman - Kane with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Missy Long - That had to be two and seven eights!! Kane pulling SDM The Sharp Dressed Man back to his feet. Kane picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man needs to try for a comeback! Cover by Kane ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by SDM The Sharp Dressed Man. Kane is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man Got out of it! He's lucky!

Neil Headman - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . SDM The Sharp Dressed Man makes it out.

Missy Long - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. SDM The Sharp Dressed Man sure could use some help now. Pinning combination by Kane ...1 ...2 ... SDM The Sharp Dressed Man grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Cover by Kane ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes SDM The Sharp Dressed Man has his foot on the ropes!

Jessie Wild - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man climbing back to his feet, Kane moves in... Vertical Suplex! Kane comes down across the back of SDM The Sharp Dressed Man with a double axe handle!! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man just can't make it to his feet! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man moving to his feet. Kane kicks him back down! Final RideKane goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Kane won the match in 13 minutes and 32 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Kaaaneee

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

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Capone
Vs
Goldberg
Mark Turner - This next match is a an Extreme Match!...

Mark Turner - [Capone steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 225 pounds, from Little Italy Ny, Caaapoooneee!!!!!!!!!!!

[Capone makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Goldberg's Theme starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Goldberg. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Atlanta Ga, Introducing Goooldbeeerg!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Goldberg walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - Someone threw a bottle into the ring, we'll need to get that out of there. Capone has the bottle [WACK!!]

Neil Headman - He broke it over Goldbergs head!! Goldberg needs to try for a comeback! Capone is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling Goldberg into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!! Capone lifting Goldberg into position for something. He devastated the neck of Goldberg with a Tombstone type piledriver. Good moves by Capone. Goldberg is out cold!

Missy Long - We're not seeing much offense from Goldberg. Goldberg moving back to his feet Capone scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Capone sends Goldberg over the top into the gaurd rail! Goldberg busted his head on that one!

Jessie Wild - Capone is pulling him back in! Capone dives on to Goldberg and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Goldberg!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Goldberg sure could use some help now. What an awesome match!!!!

Missy Long - Good call!

Jessie Wild - Goldberg hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Capone! Those are devastating!!! Capone is removing a turnbuckle pad. Goldberg attacks from behind. Slamming his head into the bare steel!! Capone is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Neil Headman - Capone moving to his feet. Goldberg kicks him back down! Capones head is being beaten to a pulp with some kind of spiked object!

Missy Long - Goldberg is ruthless!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Neil Headman - Capone hops back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by Capone stuns Goldberg. Goldberg goes spinning as Capone connects with a german uppercut! lock up Goldberg gets the upper edge setting Capone up for a piledriver.

Missy Long - Capone counters back body drop! Gives Capone the advantage again! Capone is draping Goldberg over the bottom ring rope. Choking him out on it!!

Jessie Wild - If Goldberg gives up Capone could win the match like that!

Neil Headman - Goldberg hops back to his feet. Goldberg charging at Capone.

Missy Long - Capone's with a back body drop, NO Goldberg reverses into a Piledriver!! Goldberg sends Capone to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Capone. This match is anything goes!! Goldberg's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Capone is to quick! Capone needs to try for a comeback!

Neil Headman - Capone hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Capone pulls it off and drops Goldberg like yesterdays newspaper!

Missy Long - Goldberg hops back to his feet. Goldberg picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Capone is stumbling. Goldberg dives on to Capone and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Capone!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Goldberg stomping the face of Capone into the mat!! Capone is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Neil Headman - Capone is out cold! Capone sure could use some help now.

Missy Long - Capone hops back to his feet. Capone has a blade and slashed Goldbergs nose! Capone sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Diving forearm sends Goldberg to the mat!! RetaliationCapone goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Capone won the match in 15 minutes and 23 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Caaapoooneee

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

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Edge
Vs
Vito
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Edge steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 240 pounds, from Toronto Ontario, Edgeee!!!!!!!!!!!

[Edge makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give Me The World starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Chicago Il, weighing in at 310 pounds, He stands 7'0", Vito.

[Vito walks to the ring.]

[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jessie Wild - A dazed Edge is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. We've got a stare down.

Neil Headman - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Edge down hard!! Vito is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Missy Long - Edge Got out of it! He's lucky!

Jessie Wild - Edge hops back to his feet. Edge picks him up and dumps Vito on his head! Quick cover by Edge Vito kicks out before the one count! Edge with the hair of Vito.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Missy Long - Vito hops back to his feet. Vito applys a headlock and bulldogs Edge to the ground! Vito spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Edge

Jessie Wild - Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Well Edge just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Edge. Edge measuring him up elbow smash! Edge repeatedly slamming Vitos down! He could break his nose!!

Missy Long - Vito driving a knee into the spinal area of Edges back!! Currently this match is all Vito! Vito drops a knee on lower leg of Edge! Lock up... Vito with an armdrag takedown. Leg drop across the throat of Edge! Edge taking an onslaught of punishment! Vito is pounding away at his entire body!

Jessie Wild - Edges face is being slammed over and over by Vito

Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!! Vito Stomping away at the chest of Edge! A huge boot to the face sends Edge off his feet! Vito with repeated boots to the knee of Edge. Working the leg!

Missy Long - Vito measuring him up elbow smash! Vito repeatedly slamming Edges down! He could break his nose!!

Jessie Wild - Vito is moving back to his feet Edge needs to try for a comeback! Vito with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Vito's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Edge is to quick! Boston crab being applied by Vito ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Missy Long - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Edge got out of that at the last second! Quick cover by Vito Edge kicks out before the one count!

Jessie Wild - Edge hops back to his feet. Vito is dazed! Edge charges in with a shoulder, which takes Vito off his feet.

Neil Headman - Quick cover by Edge Vito kicks out before the one count! Edge dives on to Vito and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Vito!

Missy Long - What an incredible series of punches!! Edge applying a sleeper.

Jessie Wild - He's got it locked on in the center of the ring!! Billy Dunn is checking the arm. It goes down once.

Neil Headman - Twice!

Missy Long - ....Three times!!

[Edge won the match in 13 minutes and 26 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Edgeee

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

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Insanity
Vs
No Limit
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Introducing first, headed to the ring is 480 pounds of flesh and muscle, the team of Insanity!!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, currently headed to the ring, at a total combined weight of 590, the team of No Limit!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Al Snow is going to start this match against Fiend.

Neil Headman - Fiend is taking over from the start.

Fiend charges in with a shoulder, which takes Al Snow off his feet. [Ring, Ring, Ring]

Missy Long - Fiend picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Al Snow needs to try for a comeback! Al Snow climbing back to his feet, Fiend moves in... Vertical Suplex! Al Snow is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Jessie Wild - Quick cover by Fiend Al Snow kicks out before the one count! Al Snow sure could use some help now. Fiend with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Missy Long?

Missy Long - No. Boston crab being applied by Fiend ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Al Snow got out of that at the last second!

Neil Headman - We've got a tag by Fiend which brings Vito into the match.

Missy Long - Al Snow hops back to his feet. Kick to the stomach by Al Snow sends Vito down! Vito needs to try for a comeback! Boston crab being applied by Al Snow ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Vito got out of that at the last second!

Neil Headman - Al Snow is trying to pull Vito back to his feet. Vito with an eye gouge!! Down goes Al Snow! Cover by Vito ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Al Snow has his foot on the ropes! Vito with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Pinning combination by Vito ...1 ...2 ... Al Snow grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Good moves by Vito.

Missy Long - Vito goes back to his corner and tags in Fiend.

Jessie Wild - Figure four attempt by Fiend. Al Snow kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Al Snow! Cover by Fiend ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Al Snow. Fiend is all over Al Snow! He's choking him out!! Al Snow won't be able to take that for long! Al Snow is stumbling.

Missy Long - Al Snow hops back to his feet. Fiend is trying an to get back offensive.

Jessie Wild - He's charging at Al Snow and Al Snow sends him down with a hip toss!

Neil Headman - Al Snow with the hair of Fiend.

Missy Long - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Al Snow is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Fiend Got out of it! He's lucky! Figure four attempt by Al Snow. Fiend kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Fiend! Pinning combination by Al Snow ...1 ...2 ... Fiend grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Missy Long?

Missy Long - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Al Snow's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Fiend is to quick!

Neil Headman - Fiend climbing back to his feet, Al Snow moves in... Vertical Suplex! Al Snow pulling Fiend back to his feet. Al Snow levels Fiend with a foot to the face. Al Snow with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Missy Long - Al Snow lifting Fiend into position for something. He devastated the neck of Fiend with a Tombstone type piledriver. Al Snow comes down across the back of Fiend with a double axe handle!! Fiend just can't make it to his feet! Fiend is ROCKED with a big elbow! Good moves by Al Snow. Cover by Al Snow ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Fiend has his foot on the ropes!

Jessie Wild - Al Snow is trying to pull Fiend back to his feet. Fiend with an eye gouge!! Down goes Al Snow! Al Snow moving to his feet. Fiend kicks him back down! Big TimerFiend goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[No Limit won the match in 19 minutes and 46 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Nooo Liiimiiit

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

Abel, and Kane
Vs
TRU
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Introducing first, headed to the ring is 435 pounds of flesh and muscle, the team of Abel, and Kane!!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, weighing in at over 5 hundred pounds, the team consisting of TRU!!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Abel is going to start this match against C-Murda.

Neil Headman - Abel is taking over from the start.

So Missy Long what do you think about Abel?

Missy Long - Oh me? I hate him.

Jessie Wild - Well thanks for your input. [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Neil Headman - Chop to the kidney area by Abel stuns C-Murda. Test of strength, C-Murda has a slight advantage .... Abel coming back ... Abel scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! C-Murda is stumbling. C-Murda needs to try for a comeback! What an awesome match!!!!

Missy Long - Good call!

Jessie Wild - C-Murda moving to his feet. Abel kicks him back down! Good moves by Abel. Abel pulling C-Murda back to his feet.

Neil Headman - Abel picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Abel with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Missy Long - That had to be two and seven eights!! Quick cover by Abel C-Murda kicks out before the one count! Abel stomping the face of C-Murda. There's no need for that! Figure four attempt by Abel. C-Murda kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of C-Murda! Cover by Abel ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by C-Murda.

Neil Headman - Tag by Abel. Kane will go at it now.

Missy Long - C-Murda hops back to his feet. Knee to the stomach sends Kane to the mat! Kane is out cold! C-Murda's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Kane is to quick! Kane needs to try for a comeback!

Neil Headman - C-Murda out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Kane went down quick! Good moves by C-Murda.

Missy Long - Kane hops back to his feet. Kane sends C-Murda into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline!

Jessie Wild - C-Murda goes back to his corner and tags in X.

Neil Headman - lock up X gets the upper edge setting Kane up for a piledriver.

Missy Long - Kane counters back body drop! Gives Kane the advantage again! X is stumbling. Cover by Kane ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes X has his foot on the ropes!

Jessie Wild - Kane picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! X moving back to his feet Kane scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! X moving to his feet. Kane kicks him back down!

Neil Headman - X hops back to his feet. X applys a headlock and bulldogs Kane to the ground! Leg drop across the throat of Kane! X measuring him up elbow smash!

Missy Long - A huge boot to the face sends X off his feet! Kane Stomping away at the chest of X! Kane spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of X

Jessie Wild - Can he turn him over???

Neil Headman - YESS!! Now will X tap out?? Billy Dunn is asking him, and He does!! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell.

[Kane won the match in 18 minutes and 32 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Kaaaneee and Abeeel

Al Snow
Vs
Edge
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Al Snow steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 230 pounds, from Parts Unknown, Al Snooow!!!!!!!!!!!

[Al Snow makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [All Out plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Toronto Ontario, weighing 240 He is Edgeee!!!

[Edge walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - Edge scoops slams Al Snow and boy did he hit hard!! Edge pulling Al Snow back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Edge pulls it off and drops Al Snow like yesterdays newspaper! Quick cover by Edge Al Snow kicks out before the one count!

Neil Headman - Good moves by Edge. Edge dives on to Al Snow and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Al Snow!

Missy Long - What an incredible series of punches!! Edge with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Edge pulling Al Snow back to his feet.

Neil Headman - Edge levels Al Snow with a foot to the face. Cover by Edge ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Al Snow. Edge with the hair of Al Snow.

Missy Long - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Jessie Wild - Al Snow hops back to his feet. Al Snow applys a standing bear hug, lifts Edge up and drops him down!!

Neil Headman - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop!

Missy Long - Edge sure could use some help now. What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Pinning combination by Al Snow ...1 ...2 ... Edge grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Al Snow lifting Edge into position for something. He devastated the neck of Edge with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Neil Headman - Edge hops back to his feet. Edge slamming the head of Al Snow into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Edge's going for a boston crab.

Missy Long - He's not gonna get it on Al Snow is to quick! Al Snow needs to try for a comeback!

Jessie Wild - Al Snow is out cold! Edge comes down across the back of Al Snow with a double axe handle!! Al Snow just can't make it to his feet!

Neil Headman - Edge is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Missy Long - Al Snow Got out of it! He's lucky! Al Snow moving to his feet. Edge kicks him back down! Edge with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Jessie Wild - Al Snow hops back to his feet. Al Snow sends Edge into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Al Snow with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Al Snow out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Edge went down quick! We're not seeing much offense from Edge.

Missy Long - Edge hops back to his feet. Edge attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Al Snow tries for some of his own and Edge blocks and applys a standing armbar!

Jessie Wild - Al Snow isn't going to give up to that! Edge picks him up and dumps Al Snow on his head! Roll up by Edge pins Al Snows shoulders to the mat.

Neil Headman - He could have him right now! Billy Dunn ...ONE ...TWO ...THREE!!!

[Edge won the match in 19 minutes and 14 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Edgeee

Makaveli
Vs
The Canadian Crippler
Mark Turner - This next match is a a No Disqualifications Matchup...

Mark Turner - [Toublesome starts to play "Makaveli" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Los Angeles Ca, Maaakaaaveeeliii!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Makaveli makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Death Never Sleeps starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for The Canadian Crippler. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Vancouver BC, Followed to the ring by Lucious Lisa, Introducing Theee Caaanaaadiiiaaan Criiippleeer!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[The Canadian Crippler walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - Makaveli goes spinning as The Canadian Crippler connects with a german uppercut! Repeated chops to the chest by The Canadian Crippler, down goes Makaveli. Good moves by The Canadian Crippler. The Canadian Crippler with the hair of Makaveli.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Missy Long - Makaveli hops back to his feet. The Canadian Crippler is dazed!

Jessie Wild - Kick to the gut knocks Makaveli out of balance. The Canadian Crippler follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Boston crab being applied by The Canadian Crippler ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Makaveli got out of that at the last second!

Missy Long - Makaveli hops back to his feet. Test of strength, The Canadian Crippler has a slight advantage .... Makaveli coming back ... Makaveli scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! The Canadian Crippler is stumbling. The Canadian Crippler needs to try for a comeback!

Neil Headman - The Canadian Crippler hops back to his feet. Knee lift by The Canadian Crippler takes Makaveli to the ground. Makaveli moving back to his feet The Canadian Crippler scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! The Canadian Crippler out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Makaveli went down quick!

Missy Long - Makaveli hops back to his feet. Makaveli scoops him up fall away slam!!! The Canadian Crippler sure could use some help now.

Jessie Wild - What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! Makaveli comes down across the back of The Canadian Crippler with a double axe handle!! The Canadian Crippler just can't make it to his feet!

Missy Long - The Canadian Crippler hops back to his feet. Repeated chops to the chest by The Canadian Crippler, down goes Makaveli. The Canadian Crippler lifting Makaveli into position for something. He devastated the neck of Makaveli with a Tombstone type piledriver. Figure four attempt by The Canadian Crippler. Makaveli kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Makaveli! Good moves by The Canadian Crippler.

Neil Headman - Makaveli hops back to his feet. Makaveli with a snapmare take down! Makaveli dives on to The Canadian Crippler and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of The Canadian Crippler!

Missy Long - What an incredible series of punches!! Makaveli picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Ginuwine makes his way to the announcer table and has a seat.
Ginuwine: Well hello everyone.
Headman: Everyone the new Cruiserweight champ Ginuwine has just joined us.What brings you here.
Ginuwine: Well Taz told me that to come to the ring during this match because he had a suprise for me.
Headman: Do you know what it is?
Ginuwine: Nope.
Headman: Well folks we have an increddible match on our hands.Oh whats this. Taz just entered the ring and knocked the ref out. The crippler see's him and rushes him, but is greeted with a knee to the stomach.Taz slaps on the Tazmission and the Crippler is screaming in pain.Taz is lets go of the hold and is makin his way over here.
Taz: Suprise.
Headman: With that said Taz dissappears into the crowd. Now back to the match Makaveli just put the Crippler in the 7 Day Theory. Crippler is screamin in pain again and is tryin to hold on but he cant take it anymore so he taps out.

Missy Long: Lucious Lisa is on the ring apron. Billy Dunn is trying to get here down and he is missing the Canadian Crippler Tapping out.

Jessie Wild: Here comes Brett Clark from the back. He dives into the ring and drills Makavelli with a chair.

Neil Headman - Brett Clark helps The Canadian Crippler back to his feet. The Canadian Crippler picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Missy Long?

Missy Long - No.

Neil Headman: The Canadian Crippler goes for the cover. Billy Dunn turns around and counts 1....2...3

[The Canadian Crippler won the match in 18 minutes and 43 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Caaanaaadiiiaaan Criiippleeer

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

Brett Clark
Vs
Majesty
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Welcome to the Jungle starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Brett Clark. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Brantford Ontario Canada, Followed to the ring by Lucious Lisa, Introducing Breeett Claaark!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Brett Clark makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Majesty steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 220 pounds, from Cleveland Oh, Maaajeeesty!!!!!!!!!!!

[Majesty walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Majesty is taking over from the start.

Brett Clark is trying an to get back offensive.

Neil Headman - He's charging at Majesty and Majesty sends him down with a hip toss! [Ring, Ring, Ring]

Missy Long - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Majesty with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Majesty out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Brett Clark went down quick! Pinning combination by Majesty ...1 ...2 ... Brett Clark grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!

Missy Long - Brett Clark moving back to his feet Majesty scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Brett Clark is out cold! Cover by Majesty ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Brett Clark has his foot on the ropes! Majesty with the hair of Brett Clark.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Majesty comes down across the back of Brett Clark with a double axe handle!! Brett Clark just can't make it to his feet! Figure four attempt by Majesty. Brett Clark kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Brett Clark!

Missy Long - Cover by Majesty ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Brett Clark. Majesty dives on to Brett Clark and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Brett Clark!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Majesty pulling Brett Clark back to his feet. Repeated chops to the chest by Majesty, down goes Brett Clark.

Neil Headman - Quick cover by Majesty Brett Clark kicks out before the one count! Brett Clark is ROCKED with a big elbow! Majesty pulling Brett Clark back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Majesty may have broken some of Brett Clarks teeth! What an awesome match!!!!

Missy Long - Good call! Brett Clark sure could use some help now.

Jessie Wild - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Brett Clark picks him up and dumps Majesty on his head! Brett Clark picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Majesty moving to his feet. Brett Clark kicks him back down! Brett Clark's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Majesty is to quick! Brett Clark with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Missy Long - Majesty hops back to his feet. Diving forearm sends Brett Clark to the mat!! Brett Clarks face is being slammed over and over by Majesty

Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! Currently this match is all Majesty! Brett Clark taking an onslaught of punishment! Majesty is pounding away at his entire body! Majesty drops a knee on lower leg of Brett Clark!

Neil Headman - Lock up... Majesty with an armdrag takedown. Majesty Stomping away at the chest of Brett Clark! A huge boot to the face sends Brett Clark off his feet!

Missy Long - Brett Clark repeatedly slamming Majestys down! He could break his nose!! Brett Clark measuring him up elbow smash! Majestys face is being slammed over and over by Brett Clark

Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! Brett Clark spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Majesty

Neil Headman - Atomic Drop by Majesty send Brett Clark to the ground! Leg drop across the throat of Brett Clark! Majesty is moving back to his feet Quick cover by Majesty Brett Clark kicks out before the one count! Majesty picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Missy Long?

Missy Long - No.

Jessie Wild - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Brett Clark with a snapmare take down! Majesty is ROCKED with a big elbow! Brett Clark's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Majesty is to quick! The Lethal Leg TrapMajesty is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!

[Brett Clark won the match in 19 minutes and 49 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Breeett Claaark

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

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Peacock
Vs
The Iceman
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [One plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Burlington Wi, weighing 350 He is Peeeaaacooock!!!

[Peacock makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [I'm Gonna Get You starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from The Arctic Circle, weighing in at 275 pounds, He stands 6'4", accompanied to the ring by Icicle, Theee Iceeemaaan!!!!

[The Iceman walks to the ring.]

[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jessie Wild - So Neil Headman what do you think about The Iceman?

Neil Headman - Oh me? I hate him.

Missy Long - Well thanks for your input. The Iceman connects with a chop to the chest of Peacock. Kick to the gut knocks Peacock out of balance. The Iceman follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Quick cover by The Iceman Peacock kicks out before the one count! Peacock moving to his feet. The Iceman kicks him back down!

Jessie Wild - Peacock hops back to his feet. Peacock charging at The Iceman.

Neil Headman - The Iceman's with a back body drop, NO Peacock reverses into a Piledriver!! Diving forearm sends The Iceman to the mat!! Peacock spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of The Iceman

Missy Long - Peacocks face is being slammed over and over by The Iceman

Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! The Iceman driving a knee into the spinal area of Peacocks back!! A huge boot to the face sends Peacock off his feet! Currently this match is all The Iceman! Atomic Drop by The Iceman send Peacock to the ground!

Neil Headman - Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Missy Long?

Missy Long - Well Peacock just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Peacock. The Iceman taking an onslaught of punishment! Peacock is pounding away at his entire body!

Jessie Wild - Leg drop across the throat of Peacock! Lock up... The Iceman with an armdrag takedown. The Iceman is moving back to his feet The Iceman's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Peacock is to quick! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Peacock makes it out.

Missy Long - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Jessie Wild - Peacock hops back to his feet. Tie up... snap suplex by Peacock. Nicely executed move. Peacock repeatedly slamming The Icemans down! He could break his nose!! Peacock measuring him up elbow smash! Peacock with repeated boots to the knee of The Iceman. Working the leg!

Neil Headman - Peacock Stomping away at the chest of The Iceman! Peacock drops a knee on lower leg of The Iceman! Peacock is moving back to his feet

Missy Long - The Iceman hops back to his feet. Diving forearm sends Peacock to the mat!! The Iceman spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Peacock

Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! A huge boot to the face sends Peacock off his feet!

Neil Headman - Currently this match is all The Iceman! Peacock taking an onslaught of punishment! The Iceman is pounding away at his entire body! Atomic Drop by The Iceman send Peacock to the ground! Lock up... The Iceman with an armdrag takedown. Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Missy Long?

Missy Long - Well The Iceman just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say The Iceman. Leg drop across the throat of Peacock!

Jessie Wild - The Iceman with repeated boots to the knee of Peacock. Working the leg! The Iceman with repeated boots to the knee of Peacock. Working the leg! Lock up... The Iceman with an armdrag takedown. The Iceman hooks a boston crab

Neil Headman - Can he turn him over???

Missy Long - YESS!! Now will Peacock tap out?? Billy Dunn is asking him, and He does!! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell.

[The Iceman won the match in 15 minutes and 21 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Iceeemaaan

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

Ginuwine
Vs
Cold Blooded Mike Bauce
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner -This is for the WCW US Title [Same Ol G starts to play "Ginuwine" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Los Angeles Ca, Giiinuuuwiiineee!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Ginuwine makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Nothing Else Matters starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Cold Blooded Mike Bauce. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Dundas Ontario Canada, Followed to the ring by Jenna Jameson, the WCW US Heavyweight Champion Introducing Cooold Bloooooodeeed Miiikeee Baaauuuceee!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Cold Blooded Mike Bauce walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Ginuwine is taking over from the start.

A dazed Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. [Ring, Ring, Ring]

Neil Headman - Ginuwine is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Cold Blooded Mike Bauce's chest! Test of strength, Cold Blooded Mike Bauce has a slight advantage .... Ginuwine coming back ... Ginuwine scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Ginuwine comes down across the back of Cold Blooded Mike Bauce with a double axe handle!! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce just can't make it to his feet! Ginuwine with the hair of Cold Blooded Mike Bauce.

Missy Long - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Ginuwine with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Boston crab being applied by Ginuwine ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce got out of that at the last second!

Neil Headman - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce needs to try for a comeback! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Cold Blooded Mike Bauce makes it out.

Missy Long - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Jessie Wild - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce sure could use some help now. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce moving to his feet. Ginuwine kicks him back down! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Missy Long - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce hops back to his feet. Ginuwine is dazed! They're punching it out, Ginuwine with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce counters with a right of his own! Down goes Ginuwine!

Jessie Wild - Ginuwine hops back to his feet. Knee to the stomach sends Cold Blooded Mike Bauce to the mat! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is out cold! Ginuwine's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is to quick!

Missy Long - We're not seeing much offense from Cold Blooded Mike Bauce. Ginuwine lifting Cold Blooded Mike Bauce into position for something. He devastated the neck of Cold Blooded Mike Bauce with a Tombstone type piledriver. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is stumbling.

Jessie Wild - Ginuwine with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Good moves by Ginuwine.

Missy Long - What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Pinning combination by Ginuwine ...1 ...2 ... Cold Blooded Mike Bauce grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Ginuwine picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Cover by Ginuwine ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce. Boston crab being applied by Ginuwine ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce got out of that at the last second!

Missy Long - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce may have broken some of Ginuwines teeth! Ginuwine sure could use some help now. Ginuwine climbing back to his feet, Cold Blooded Mike Bauce moves in... Vertical Suplex! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Ginuwine Got out of it! He's lucky!

Neil Headman - Ginuwine hops back to his feet. Ginuwine is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Cold Blooded Mike Bauce's chest! Ginuwine picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Figure four attempt by Ginuwine. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce kicks him off quick. Mystikal runs out of the crowd and knocks out the ref. Here comes Taz out from under the ring and hits Bauce in the back of the head with a metal pipe. He grabs Bauce with the T-Bone Tazplex and right after slaps on the Tazmission. Mystikal and Taz leave .

Missy Long - This could be the end of Cold Blooded Mike Bauce! BlasphemyCold Blooded Mike Bauce is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!

[Ginuwine won the match in 12 minutes and 0 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner...and new WCW US Champion Giiinuuuwiiineee