Missy Long - Hello Everyone and welcome to !! We're coming to you live from Palace of Auburn Hills - Auburn Hills, MI and boy do we have an action packed card for you tonight!

(Nothing Else Matters begins to play. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is headed to the ring.)

Cold Blooded Mike Bauce: OK, a few things on my mind. First of all, Bone Thugs, Tru Tank Dawgs. You sure do sound like you are whining and complaining. And I know why. Because DA is the REALEST stable around. I mean just look at the facts. 6 of our members have held or currently hold titles. We dominate our competition. We have the balls to make challenges. We aren't afraid of anyone. Now, I would like to invite my manager Jenna Jameson into the ring at this time.

(Jenna climbs the steps to the ring. The crowd is going crazy. She is wearing a real short miniskirt and a tight tank top.)

Cold Blooded Mike Bauce: Now I saw something the other day that disturbed me. I saw you in an interview with Ginuwine. So i'd like to introduce now, Ginuwine. C'mon down son.

(Same Ol' G begins to play and Ginuwine comes to the ring. He is tentative about stepping into the ring but finally does.)

Cold Blooded Mike Bauce: OK, now just saty over there. I'm not going to hurt you or anything. I just want to speak to you. Now, from what I see, someone has something to explain to me. Jenna? Ginuwine? Anything to say?

Ginuwine is disgusted with Mike Bauce and turns away. Bauce sees this and runs at Ginuwine and nails him with the belt. He then goes out of the ring and grabs a chair. He lays it on the ring and proceeds to do the Dundas Valley Driver to Ginuwine onto the chair. While this is going on Neil Headman is going ballistic, Jim Ross style. He is calling for paramedics to come out immediately. Bauce continues to drop elbow after elbow to Ginuwine's bleeding head. Finally, Jenna comes over, crying, and asks Bauce to stop. After a second, Bauce tries to pull Jenna off Ginuwine and she slaps him in the face. Bauce is stunned. He slowly exits the ring. While Jenna is attending Ginuwine, Bauce brings a table into the ring. He snatches Jenna off Ginuwine and lays Ginuwine on the table. Bauce heads for the top rope and does the frog splash onto Ginuwine. They both go through the table. Jenna runs over to Ginuwine but Bauce catches her. He then pile drives her onto the chair. !
The fans are chanting "ECW, ECW, ECW". Bauce has got this psychotic look on his face as he leaves the ring slowly. The paramedics rush in to help Jenna and Ginuwine.

Cold Blooded Mike Bauce: I told you. I told you never to f*ck with DA. Now you have learned your lesson, both of you. That's a warning for everyone else in WCW. Don't f*ck with Cold Blooded Mike Bauce or else or else bones will break and skulls will crack. I promise you that.

(With that Cold Blooded Mike Bauce leaves. The crowd is stunned.)

Neil Headman: I can't believe this. What a turn of events. Mike Bauce has gone off the edge!

Vito
Vs
Krypt
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - This match is for the  WCW Television Championship [Give Me The World starts to play A sign reads "Vito will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Chicago Il, Introducing Vito.

[Vito makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Get At Me Dawg plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Hialeah, Fl, weighing 200 The WCW Can-Am Champion and WCW Television Champion. Krypt.

[Krypt walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Vito is taking over from the start.

Repeated chops to the chest by Vito, down goes Krypt. [Ding, Ding, Ding]

Neil Headman - What an awesome match!!!!

Missy Long - Good call! Krypt is ROCKED with a big elbow! Krypt needs to try for a comeback!

Jessie Wild - Vito is trying to pull Krypt back to his feet. Krypt with an eye gouge!! Down goes Vito! Vito is out cold! Krypt with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Krypt with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Vito is stumbling.

Missy Long - Vito hops back to his feet. Vito sends Krypt into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Krypt climbing back to his feet, Vito moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Jessie Wild - Krypt hops back to his feet. Test of strength, Vito has a slight advantage .... Krypt coming back ... Krypt scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Krypt's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Vito is to quick! Krypt out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Vito went down quick!

Missy Long - Vito lunging toward Krypt and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Vito!! Leg drop across the throat of Krypt! Vito with repeated boots to the knee of Krypt. Working the leg!

Jessie Wild - Vito measuring him up elbow smash! Vito repeatedly slamming Krypts down! He could break his nose!!

Neil Headman - Lock up... Krypt with an armdrag takedown. A huge boot to the face sends Vito off his feet! Currently this match is all Krypt! Krypt drops a knee on lower leg of Vito! Krypt spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Vito

Missy Long - Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Well Vito just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Vito. Vito measuring him up elbow smash! Lock up... Vito with an armdrag takedown.

Neil Headman - Vito driving a knee into the spinal area of Krypts back!! Vito is moving back to his feet

Missy Long - Krypt hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Krypt may have broken some of Vitos teeth! Vito is going out to the floor. Krypt is going after him. [Billy Dunn ..1 ...2] Clothesline by takes Vito down. [..6] Krypt irishwhips him into the guard-rail! [..7..8] Krypt is back in the ring [..10]

[Krypt won the match in 21 minutes and 36 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Krypt

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

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Al Snow
Vs
Capone
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Al Snow's Theme starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 230 pounds, He stands 6'2", Al Snooow!!!!

[Al Snow makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Capone steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 225 pounds, from Little Italy Ny, Caaapoooneee!!!!!!!!!!!

[Capone walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - Huge Bulldog by Capone may have broken some of Al Snows teeth! Boston crab being applied by Capone ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Al Snow got out of that at the last second! We're not seeing much offense from Al Snow.

Missy Long - Al Snow hops back to his feet. Al Snow sends Capone into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Capone makes it out.

Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Figure four attempt by Al Snow. Capone kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Capone! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Missy Long?

Missy Long - No. Al Snow is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Capone Got out of it! He's lucky!

Neil Headman - Capone hops back to his feet. Capone picks him up and dumps Al Snow on his head! Al Snow moving to his feet. Capone kicks him back down! Al Snow is out cold!

Missy Long - Al Snow hops back to his feet. Al Snow with a snapmare take down! Pinning combination by Al Snow ...1 ...2 ... Capone grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Al Snow with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Capone moving back to his feet Al Snow scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Capone climbing back to his feet, Al Snow moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Jessie Wild - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Al Snow dives on to Capone and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Capone!

Missy Long - What an incredible series of punches!! Capone is ROCKED with a big elbow! Al Snow lifting Capone into position for something. He devastated the neck of Capone with a Tombstone type piledriver. Boston crab being applied by Al Snow ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Capone got out of that at the last second!

Neil Headman - Capone hops back to his feet. Al Snow is trying an to get back offensive.

Missy Long - He's charging at Capone and Capone sends him down with a hip toss! Cover by Capone ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Al Snow. What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Al Snow sure could use some help now.

Neil Headman - Al Snow hops back to his feet. Al Snow sends Capone to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Capone.

Missy Long - Capone hops back to his feet. So Jessie Wild what do you think about Capone?

Jessie Wild - Oh me? I hate him.

Neil Headman - Well thanks for your input. They're punching it out, Al Snow with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Capone counters with a right of his own! Down goes Al Snow! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Missy Long?

Missy Long - No.

Jessie Wild - Al Snow hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Al Snow pulls it off and drops Capone like yesterdays newspaper! Figure four attempt by Al Snow. Capone kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Capone! We're not seeing much offense from Capone. Al Snow with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Missy Long - That had to be two and seven eights!!

Jessie Wild - Capone needs to try for a comeback! Pinning combination by Al Snow ...1 ...2 ... Capone grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Capone moving to his feet. Al Snow kicks him back down! Al Snow with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Al Snow hooks a boston crab

Neil Headman - Can he turn him over???

Missy Long - YESS!! Now will Capone tap out?? Billy Dunn is asking him, and He does!! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell.

[Al Snow won the match in 17 minutes and 29 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Al Snooow

Edge
Vs
Warrior
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Coming down the aisle, weighing 240 pounds, [Fans cheer as Edge walks out] Edgeee!!!

[Edge makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Warriors Theme starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Warrior. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Parts Unknown, Introducing Waaarriiiooor!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Warrior walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Edge is taking over from the start.

They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Edge comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. [Ding, Ding, Ding]

Neil Headman - Edge's going for a boston crab.

Missy Long - He's not gonna get it on Warrior is to quick! Quick cover by Edge Warrior kicks out before the one count!

Jessie Wild - Warrior hops back to his feet. Kick to the gut knocks Edge out of balance. Warrior follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No.

Missy Long - Edge hops back to his feet. Diving forearm sends Warrior to the mat!!

Jessie Wild - Edge drops a knee on lower leg of Warrior! A huge boot to the face sends Warrior off his feet! Warrior taking an onslaught of punishment! Edge is pounding away at his entire body! Edge with repeated boots to the knee of Warrior. Working the leg! Leg drop across the throat of Warrior! Warriors face is being slammed over and over by Edge

Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!!

Missy Long - Warrior measuring him up elbow smash! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Well Warrior just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Warrior. Warrior Stomping away at the chest of Edge! Atomic Drop by Warrior send Edge to the ground! Lock up... Warrior with an armdrag takedown.

Neil Headman - Warrior driving a knee into the spinal area of Edges back!! A huge boot to the face sends Edge off his feet! Warrior spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Edge

Missy Long - Currently this match is all Warrior! A huge boot to the face sends Edge off his feet! Warrior is moving back to his feet What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call!

Neil Headman - Edge hops back to his feet. Edge levels Warrior with a foot to the face. Figure four attempt by Edge. Warrior kicks him off quick.

Missy Long - That could have been the end of Warrior!

Jessie Wild - Warrior hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Edge! Those are devastating!!! Warrior sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!!

Neil Headman - Warrior charges in with a shoulder, which takes Edge off his feet. Edge is ROCKED with a big elbow! Warrior with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! OWNWarrior goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Warrior won the match in 19 minutes and 47 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Waaarriiiooor

Makaveli
Vs
Mankind
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Toublesome starts to play "Makaveli" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Los Angeles Ca, Maaakaaaveeeliii!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Makaveli makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Mankinds Theme starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 250 pounds, He stands 6'3", Maaankiiind!!!!

[Mankind walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - Mankind sends Makaveli into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Cover by Mankind ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Makaveli. Makaveli climbing back to his feet, Mankind moves in... Vertical Suplex! Figure four attempt by Mankind. Makaveli kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Makaveli!

Missy Long - Mankind dives on to Makaveli and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Makaveli!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Mankind is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Makaveli Got out of it! He's lucky!

Missy Long - Makaveli hops back to his feet. Makaveli with a snapmare take down! Makaveli with the hair of Mankind.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! We're not seeing much offense from Mankind. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. Good moves by Makaveli.

Missy Long - Mankind moving back to his feet Makaveli scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Makaveli picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Mankind moving to his feet. Makaveli kicks him back down! Cover by Makaveli ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Mankind has his foot on the ropes! Makaveli lifting Mankind into position for something. He devastated the neck of Mankind with a Tombstone type piledriver. Boston crab being applied by Makaveli ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Mankind got out of that at the last second!

Neil Headman - Mankind needs to try for a comeback! Makaveli out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Mankind went down quick! Mankind is ROCKED with a big elbow! Mankind is out cold!

Missy Long - Mankind sure could use some help now. Pinning combination by Makaveli ...1 ...2 ... Mankind grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Makaveli comes down across the back of Mankind with a double axe handle!! Mankind just can't make it to his feet! What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Mankind is stumbling.

Neil Headman - Makaveli pulling Mankind back to his feet. Makaveli picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Mankind. Makaveli with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Mankind makes it out.

Missy Long - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Mankind climbing back to his feet, Makaveli moves in... Vertical Suplex! Cover by Makaveli ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Mankind.

Jessie Wild - Good moves by Makaveli. Makaveli is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Mankind Got out of it! He's lucky! Makaveli pulling Mankind back to his feet. Makaveli is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Mankind's chest! Makaveli with a snapmare take down!

Missy Long - Mankind hops back to his feet. Makaveli charging Mankind ... clothesli NO! Mankind counters with a backdrop at the last second!! We're not seeing much offense from Makaveli. Mankind dives on to Makaveli and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Makaveli!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Makaveli moving to his feet. Mankind kicks him back down!

Neil Headman - Makaveli hops back to his feet. Makaveli attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Mankind tries for some of his own and Makaveli blocks and applys a standing armbar!

Missy Long - Mankind isn't going to give up to that! Diving forearm sends Mankind to the mat!! 7 Day TheroyMankind is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!

[Makaveli won the match in 14 minutes and 3 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Maaakaaaveeeliii

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

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Hells Angels
Vs
Justin Credible, and SDM The Sharp Dressed Man
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Introducing first, the team of Hells Angels!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, currently headed to the ring, at a total combined weight of 484, the team of Justin Credible, and SDM The Sharp Dressed Man!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Makaveli is going to start this match against SDM The Sharp Dressed Man.

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Neil Headman - Makaveli scoops slams SDM The Sharp Dressed Man and boy did he hit hard!! Makaveli with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Makaveli picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Makaveli comes down across the back of SDM The Sharp Dressed Man with a double axe handle!! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man just can't make it to his feet!

Missy Long - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man hops back to his feet. Diving forearm sends Makaveli to the mat!! Lock up... SDM The Sharp Dressed Man with an armdrag takedown. SDM The Sharp Dressed Man measuring him up elbow smash!

Jessie Wild - Makaveli is moving back to his feet SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is stumbling. Makaveli with the hair of SDM The Sharp Dressed Man.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is out cold! What an awesome match!!!!

Missy Long - Good call! We're not seeing much offense from SDM The Sharp Dressed Man.

Jessie Wild - Quick cover by Makaveli SDM The Sharp Dressed Man kicks out before the one count! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man sure could use some help now. Makaveli's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is to quick!

Missy Long - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by SDM The Sharp Dressed Man may have broken some of Makavelis teeth! Cover by SDM The Sharp Dressed Man ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Makaveli has his foot on the ropes! Good moves by SDM The Sharp Dressed Man. SDM The Sharp Dressed Man dives on to Makaveli and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Makaveli!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!!

Neil Headman - Tag by SDM The Sharp Dressed Man brings Justin Credible into the match.

Missy Long - Justin Credible with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Makaveli needs to try for a comeback! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Makaveli makes it out.

Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Neil Headman - Figure four attempt by Justin Credible. Makaveli kicks him off quick.

Missy Long - That could have been the end of Makaveli! Justin Credible out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Makaveli went down quick! Justin Credible lifting Makaveli into position for something. He devastated the neck of Makaveli with a Tombstone type piledriver. Makaveli moving to his feet. Justin Credible kicks him back down!

Jessie Wild - Tag by Makaveli. Edge will go at it now.

Neil Headman - Edge with a snapmare take down! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Missy Long?

Missy Long - No. Edge comes down across the back of Justin Credible with a double axe handle!! Justin Credible just can't make it to his feet! Justin Credible is stumbling.

Jessie Wild - Justin Credible goes back to his corner and tags in SDM The Sharp Dressed Man.

Neil Headman - Edge levels SDM The Sharp Dressed Man with a foot to the face. SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is ROCKED with a big elbow! Pinning combination by Edge ...1 ...2 ... SDM The Sharp Dressed Man grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Cover by Edge ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by SDM The Sharp Dressed Man. Edge's going for a boston crab.

Missy Long - He's not gonna get it on SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is to quick!

Jessie Wild - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man climbing back to his feet, Edge moves in... Vertical Suplex! Quick cover by Edge SDM The Sharp Dressed Man kicks out before the one count! Edge pulling SDM The Sharp Dressed Man back to his feet. Downward SpiralEdge goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Hells Angels won the match in 18 minutes and 24 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Heeells Angeeels

Crimson Beast Kane
Vs
Kane
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Kanes Theme starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 330 pounds, He stands 7'0", Criiimsooon Beeeaaast Kaaaneee!!!!

[Crimson Beast Kane makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Kane steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 220 pounds, from New Orleans, Kaaaneee!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kane walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Crimson Beast Kane comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Crimson Beast Kane comes down across the back of Kane with a double axe handle!! Kane just can't make it to his feet!

Neil Headman - Figure four attempt by Crimson Beast Kane. Kane kicks him off quick.

Missy Long - That could have been the end of Kane! Crimson Beast Kane is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Kane Got out of it! He's lucky! What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Missy Long?

Missy Long - No. Crimson Beast Kane with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Kane moving to his feet. Crimson Beast Kane kicks him back down!

Jessie Wild - Kane hops back to his feet. Kane charging at Crimson Beast Kane.

Neil Headman - Crimson Beast Kane's with a back body drop, NO Kane reverses into a Piledriver!! Lock up... Crimson Beast Kane going for a suplex... Kane blocks it... Crimson Beast Kane trys again... Block and Kane with a suplex of his own!! Kane pulling Crimson Beast Kane back to his feet. Kane picks him up and dumps Crimson Beast Kane on his head! Boston crab being applied by Kane ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Missy Long - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Crimson Beast Kane got out of that at the last second!

Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane is stumbling. Kane picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Crimson Beast Kane sure could use some help now. Kane with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!!

Missy Long - Crimson Beast Kane hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Kane! Those are devastating!!! Set up for a neckbreaker, Crimson Beast Kane pulls it off and drops Kane like yesterdays newspaper! Cover by Crimson Beast Kane ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Kane. Kane moving back to his feet Crimson Beast Kane scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Jessie Wild - Kane climbing back to his feet, Crimson Beast Kane moves in... Vertical Suplex! Crimson Beast Kane comes down across the back of Kane with a double axe handle!! Kane just can't make it to his feet! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Cover by Crimson Beast Kane ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Kane has his foot on the ropes! Crimson Beast Kane out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Kane went down quick! Crimson Beast Kane's going for a boston crab.

Missy Long - He's not gonna get it on Kane is to quick!

Jessie Wild - Figure four attempt by Crimson Beast Kane. Kane kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Kane! Kane is ROCKED with a big elbow! Pinning combination by Crimson Beast Kane ...1 ...2 ... Kane grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Crimson Beast Kane is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Missy Long - Kane Got out of it! He's lucky! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - No.

Neil Headman - Kane hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Crimson Beast Kane with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Kane counters with a right of his own! Down goes Crimson Beast Kane! Boston crab being applied by Kane ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Missy Long - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Crimson Beast Kane got out of that at the last second!

Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane hops back to his feet. Kick to the gut knocks Kane out of balance. Crimson Beast Kane follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Crimson Beast Kane picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Crimson Beast Kane with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Neil Headman - Kane hops back to his feet. Kane sends Crimson Beast Kane to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Crimson Beast Kane. Crimson Beast Kane moving back to his feet Kane scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Kane lifting Crimson Beast Kane into position for something. He devastated the neck of Crimson Beast Kane with a Tombstone type piledriver. Final RideKane goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Kane won the match in 14 minutes and 37 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Kaaaneee

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

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Abel
Vs
Undertaker
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Chicago Street Fight...

Mark Turner - [Give Me The World starts to play Boos and Abel sucks chants fill the arena.] Ladies and Gentlemen, from New Orleans, Abeeel!!!

[Abel makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Undertaker steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 325 pounds, from DeathValley, Undeeertaaakeeer!!!!!!!!!!!

[Undertaker walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - Oh! Abel was sent into the steel steps by Undertaker! Undertaker's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Abel is to quick! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Missy Long?

Missy Long - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Abel sure could use some help now.

Jessie Wild - Undertaker is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Abel Got out of it! He's lucky! Boston crab being applied by Undertaker ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Missy Long - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Abel got out of that at the last second! Abel moving to his feet. Undertaker kicks him back down!

Jessie Wild - Undertaker lifting Abel into position for something. He devastated the neck of Abel with a Tombstone type piledriver. Abel needs to try for a comeback! Good moves by Undertaker. Undertaker out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Abel went down quick!

Neil Headman - Undertaker is trying to pull Abel back to his feet. Abel with an eye gouge!! Down goes Undertaker! Abel's going for a boston crab.

Missy Long - He's not gonna get it on Undertaker is to quick! Figure four attempt by Abel. Undertaker kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Undertaker! Abel with the hair of Undertaker.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! What an awesome match!!!!

Missy Long - Good call!

Jessie Wild - Undertaker hops back to his feet. Undertaker tries to throw Abel into the guardrail but Abel reversed it! Undertaker is down! Undertaker hops back to his feet. They are on top of the French Announcers table..Oh! Undertaker just piledrived Abel through the table!!! Abel climbing back to his feet, Undertaker moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Neil Headman - Abel hops back to his feet. Oh! Undertaker was sent into the steel steps by Abel! Abel out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Undertaker went down quick! Undertaker is out cold!

Missy Long - Undertaker hops back to his feet. Oh! Abel got nailed by Undertaker nailing him with a hockey stick!!! Abel moving to his feet. Undertaker kicks him back down!

Jessie Wild - Undertaker is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Abel Got out of it! He's lucky! Abel is out cold! We're not seeing much offense from Abel. Abel sure could use some help now.

Missy Long - Abel is ROCKED with a big elbow! Figure four attempt by Undertaker. Abel kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Abel! Abel needs to try for a comeback!

Neil Headman - Abel lunging toward Undertaker and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Abel!! Abel knocks down Undertaker hard with a powerbomb 1...2...KICKOUT! Undertaker moving to his feet. Abel kicks him back down! Abel dives on to Undertaker and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Undertaker!

Missy Long - What an incredible series of punches!! Oh! A ddt on a chair that was set up by Abel! Abel goes for the pin on Undertaker...1...2..3!!! Abel wins!

[Abel won the match in 17 minutes and 30 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Abeeel

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

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Abel, and Kane
Vs
Brothers Of The Darkside
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 435, the team of Abel, and Kane!!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, weighing in at over 6 hundred pounds, the team consisting of Brothers Of The Darkside!!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Abel is going to start this match against Crimson Beast Kane.

Neil Headman - Abel is taking over from the start.

Set up for a neckbreaker, Abel pulls it off and drops Crimson Beast Kane like yesterdays newspaper! [Ring, Ring, Ring]

Missy Long - Crimson Beast Kane is ROCKED with a big elbow! Abel pulling Crimson Beast Kane back to his feet. Tie up... snap suplex by Abel. Nicely executed move. Leg drop across the throat of Crimson Beast Kane! Lock up... Abel with an armdrag takedown.

Jessie Wild - Kane tagged in by Abel.

Neil Headman - Crimson Beast Kane hops back to his feet. Tie up... snap suplex by Crimson Beast Kane. Nicely executed move. Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Missy Long?

Missy Long - Well Crimson Beast Kane just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Crimson Beast Kane. Kanes face is being slammed over and over by Crimson Beast Kane

Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! Crimson Beast Kane measuring him up elbow smash! Crimson Beast Kane with repeated boots to the knee of Kane. Working the leg!

Neil Headman - Crimson Beast Kane Stomping away at the chest of Kane! A huge boot to the face sends Kane off his feet! Crimson Beast Kane driving a knee into the spinal area of Kanes back!!

Missy Long - Atomic Drop by Kane send Crimson Beast Kane to the ground! Kane repeatedly slamming Crimson Beast Kanes down! He could break his nose!!

Jessie Wild - Currently this match is all Crimson Beast Kane! Crimson Beast Kane spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Kane

Neil Headman - Atomic Drop by Crimson Beast Kane send Kane to the ground! Kane taking an onslaught of punishment! Crimson Beast Kane is pounding away at his entire body! Atomic Drop by Crimson Beast Kane send Kane to the ground! Crimson Beast Kane drops a knee on lower leg of Kane! Crimson Beast Kane is moving back to his feet Quick cover by Crimson Beast Kane Kane kicks out before the one count!

Missy Long - Kane hops back to his feet. Kane sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! lock up Crimson Beast Kane gets the upper edge setting Kane up for a piledriver.

Jessie Wild - Kane counters back body drop! Gives Kane the advantage again! Kane's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Crimson Beast Kane is to quick!

Missy Long - Pinning combination by Kane ...1 ...2 ... Crimson Beast Kane grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Kane is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane Got out of it! He's lucky! What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! Kane with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Missy Long - That had to be two and seven eights!!

Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane is ROCKED with a big elbow! Kane dives on to Crimson Beast Kane and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Crimson Beast Kane!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Crimson Beast Kane makes it out.

Missy Long - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Cover by Kane ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Crimson Beast Kane has his foot on the ropes!

Jessie Wild - Kane makes the tag, Abel is coming in.

Neil Headman - A huge boot to the face sends Crimson Beast Kane off his feet! Abel spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Crimson Beast Kane

Missy Long - That could cave in his face!! Abel rolls him over into a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane is tapping out in no time flat!!

[Abel won the match in 13 minutes and 39 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Abeeel and Kaaane

Lex Lunger
Vs
Vito
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [All American Man plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle with Lucious Lisa, from Washington DC, weighing 280 He is Leeex Luuungeeer!!!

[Lex Lunger makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Give Me The World Begins...][Boos cover up the announcement]coming from Chicago Il, standing 7'0", weighing 310, Vito.

[Vito walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - Lex Lunger picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Lex Lunger pulling Vito back to his feet. Lex Lunger picks him up and dumps Vito on his head! Cover by Lex Lunger ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Vito has his foot on the ropes! Lex Lunger lifting Vito into position for something. He devastated the neck of Vito with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Neil Headman - Vito lunging toward Lex Lunger and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Vito!! Vito repeatedly slamming Lex Lungers down! He could break his nose!! Vito spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Lex Lunger

Missy Long - A huge boot to the face sends Lex Lunger off his feet! Currently this match is all Vito! Vito driving a knee into the spinal area of Lex Lungers back!! Vito is moving back to his feet Lex Lunger is out cold! Vito's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Lex Lunger is to quick!

Neil Headman - Lex Lunger hops back to his feet. Knee lift by Lex Lunger takes Vito to the ground. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Missy Long?

Missy Long - No. Lex Lunger dives on to Vito and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Vito!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Vito makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Lex Lunger is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Missy Long - Vito Got out of it! He's lucky!

Jessie Wild - Pinning combination by Lex Lunger ...1 ...2 ... Vito grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Lex Lunger's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Vito is to quick! Vito moving back to his feet Lex Lunger scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Quick cover by Lex Lunger Vito kicks out before the one count! Cover by Lex Lunger ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Vito.

Missy Long - Vito is ROCKED with a big elbow! Vito sure could use some help now. Lex Lunger with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! Vito moving to his feet. Lex Lunger kicks him back down!

Missy Long - Lex Lunger out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Vito went down quick! Lex Lunger with the hair of Vito.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Boston crab being applied by Lex Lunger ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Vito got out of that at the last second! Vito is stumbling. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Missy Long?

Missy Long - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Lex Lunger pulling Vito back to his feet.

Jessie Wild - Kick to the gut knocks Lex Lunger out of balance. Vito follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Lex Lunger is stumbling. Vito's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Lex Lunger is to quick! Vito picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Lex Lunger climbing back to his feet, Vito moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Missy Long - Lex Lunger hops back to his feet. Vito is dazed!

Jessie Wild - They're punching it out, Lex Lunger with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Vito counters with a right of his own! Down goes Lex Lunger! Lex Lunger is ROCKED with a big elbow! Vito hooks a boston crab

Neil Headman - Can he turn him over???

Missy Long - YESS!! Now will Lex Lunger tap out?? Billy Dunn is asking him, and He does!! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell.

[Vito won the match in 17 minutes and 43 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Viiitooo

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

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Mad Max
Vs
Makaveli
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Handcuff Match...

Mark Turner - Coming down the aisle, Accompanied by Lucious Lisa, weighing 255 pounds, [Fans cheer as Mad Max walks out] Maaad Maaax!!!

[Mad Max makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Toublesome starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Los Angeles Ca, weighing in at 175 pounds, He stands 6'0", Maaakaaaveeeliii!!!!

[Makaveli walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Makaveli is taking over from the start.

Mad Max taunting Makaveli a bit. OHHHHH Makaveli with a big scoop slam!! What's Mad Max gonna say to that? [Ring, Ring, Ring]

Neil Headman - Mad Max climbing back to his feet, Makaveli moves in... Vertical Suplex! What an awesome match!!!!

Missy Long - Good call!

Jessie Wild - Mad Max is ROCKED with a big elbow! Makaveli dives on to Mad Max and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Mad Max!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!

Missy Long - Mad Max needs to try for a comeback! Figure four attempt by Makaveli. Mad Max kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Mad Max! Good moves by Makaveli. Mad Max sure could use some help now. Mad Max is out cold!

Neil Headman - Mad Max hops back to his feet. Mad Max with a low blow! Makaveli is down! Mad Max Has the handcuffs...One...No! Makaveli got out!!! Mad Max has a crowbar...Oh! Makaveli is out! Mad Max has handcuffs... one...No! Makaveli got up! Mad Max attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Makaveli tries for some of his own and Mad Max blocks and applys a standing armbar!

Missy Long - Makaveli isn't going to give up to that! Tie up... snap suplex by Mad Max. Nicely executed move. A huge boot to the face sends Makaveli off his feet!

Jessie Wild - Makaveli measuring him up elbow smash! Makaveli Stomping away at the chest of Mad Max!

Neil Headman - Atomic Drop by Mad Max send Makaveli to the ground! Makaveli taking an onslaught of punishment! Mad Max is pounding away at his entire body!

Missy Long - Lock up... Makaveli with an armdrag takedown. Mad Maxs face is being slammed over and over by Makaveli

Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! Makaveli with repeated boots to the knee of Mad Max. Working the leg!

Neil Headman - Makaveli is moving back to his feet Mad Max is ROCKED with a big elbow! Mad Max climbing back to his feet, Makaveli moves in... Vertical Suplex! Makaveli is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Missy Long - Mad Max Got out of it! He's lucky! What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Good moves by Makaveli.

Neil Headman - Mad Max hops back to his feet. Mad Max picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Makaveli. Makaveli is out cold! Mad Max dives on to Makaveli and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Makaveli!

Missy Long - What an incredible series of punches!! Mad Max out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Makaveli went down quick! Boston crab being applied by Mad Max ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Makaveli got out of that at the last second!

Neil Headman - Makaveli hops back to his feet. Makaveli with a low blow! Mad Max is down! Makaveli Has the handcuffs...One...No! Mad Max got out!!! A dazed Mad Max is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. Oh! Makaveli hit Mad Max with a singapore cane! Makaveli has a crowbar...Oh! Mad Max is out! Makaveli has handcuffs... 1...2! Makaveli wins! He locked in Mad Max's hands!

[Makaveli won the match in 19 minutes and 24 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Maaakaaaveeeliii

Edge
Vs
Eric Riley
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Steel Cage match...

Mark Turner - Coming down the aisle, weighing 240 pounds, [Fans cheer as Edge walks out] Edgeee!!!

[Edge makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Eric Riley steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 300 pounds, from Daytona Beach Fl, Eriiic Riiileeey!!!!!!!!!!!

[Eric Riley walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Eric Riley is taking over from the start.

Eric Riley charges in with a shoulder, which takes Edge off his feet. [Ring, Ring, Ring]

Neil Headman - Eric Riley piledrives Edge He starts climbing...Hes almost at the top...Oh! Edge superplexed him off! Eric Riley hops back to his feet. Eric Riley picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Powerbomb by Eric Riley Edge is down! Both men exhasted! Eric Riley starts climbing..hes at the top...Oh! A frog splash from the top!!! Edge sure could use some help now. Eric Riley out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Edge went down quick!

Missy Long - Edge hops back to his feet. Oh! Edge just frankensteinered Eric Riley! Man what a match! Edge powerslams Eric Riley he starts to climb the cage but Eric Riley pulls him down! They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Edge comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Eric Riley is ROCKED with a big elbow! Edge's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Eric Riley is to quick!

Neil Headman - Eric Riley hops back to his feet. Wow what a cage match! Blood flying everywhere! Anyone got a raincoat? Look at them constantly pound each other! What a slugfest!!!! Knee to the stomach sends Edge to the mat!

Missy Long - Edge is out cold! Eric Riley is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Edge Got out of it! He's lucky! Eric Riley with the hair of Edge.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Edge is stumbling. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Missy Long?

Missy Long - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Jessie Wild - Eric Riley picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Eric Riley comes down across the back of Edge with a double axe handle!! Edge just can't make it to his feet! What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! Edge moving to his feet. Eric Riley kicks him back down! Boston crab being applied by Eric Riley ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Missy Long - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Edge got out of that at the last second!

Jessie Wild - Edge hops back to his feet. Oh! A belly to back by Edge has just hurt Eric Riley! Edge lifting Eric Riley into position for something. He devastated the neck of Eric Riley with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Neil Headman - Eric Riley hops back to his feet. Eric Riley sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!!

Missy Long - Eric Riley is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Edge's chest! Knee lift by Eric Riley takes Edge to the ground. Good moves by Eric Riley. Edge climbing back to his feet, Eric Riley moves in... Vertical Suplex! Man what a match! Eric Riley powerslams Edge he starts to climb the cage but Edge pulls him down! Eric Riley scoop slams Edge Eric Riley is at the top of the cage, hes heading down...Oh! Edge has caught up! JUMP! No! Edge just superplexed Eric Riley hard from the top of the cage!

Jessie Wild - Eric Riley hops back to his feet. Eric Riley charges in with a shoulder, which takes Edge off his feet. Edge is ROCKED with a big elbow! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. Edge is stumbling.

Missy Long - Edge hops back to his feet. Edge is almost out the door..OH! Good Gawd! Eric Riley slammed the door against his head!!! Edge hops back to his feet. Both men going for the door.they are brawling..Oh! Both men cant get through and they realize that! Eric Riley is pulling Edge away! Edge is fighting Eric Riley let go!Edge has escaped the cage! Edge wins

[Edge won the match in 21 minutes and 6 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Edgeee

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

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Insanity
Vs
Hells Angels
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 480, the team of Insanity!!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, coming down the aisle, Hells Angels, they weigh in at over 400 pounds!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Mankind is going to start this match against Makaveli.

Neil Headman - Mankind is taking over from the start.

A kick to the face takes Makaveli off his feet. [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Missy Long - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Makaveli sure could use some help now. Mankind comes down across the back of Makaveli with a double axe handle!! Makaveli just can't make it to his feet! Mankind pulling Makaveli back to his feet.

Neil Headman - Makaveli slamming the head of Mankind into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Mankind is out cold! Makaveli out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Mankind went down quick! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Mankind makes it out.

Missy Long - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Mankind moving back to his feet Makaveli scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Jessie Wild - Mankind hops back to his feet. Makaveli charging Mankind ... clothesli NO! Mankind counters with a backdrop at the last second!! Makaveli climbing back to his feet, Mankind moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Neil Headman - Cover by Mankind ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Makaveli. Makaveli needs to try for a comeback! Mankind is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Missy Long - Makaveli Got out of it! He's lucky! Good moves by Mankind.

Jessie Wild - Makaveli hops back to his feet. Makaveli with a snapmare take down! We're not seeing much offense from Mankind.

Neil Headman - Makaveli with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Makaveli lifting Mankind into position for something. He devastated the neck of Mankind with a Tombstone type piledriver. What an awesome match!!!!

Missy Long - Good call! Makaveli picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Cover by Makaveli ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Mankind has his foot on the ropes!

Jessie Wild - Tag by Mankind. Al Snow will go at it now.

Neil Headman - Al Snow sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Knee to the stomach sends Makaveli to the mat! Quick cover by Al Snow Makaveli kicks out before the one count! Makaveli is out cold! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Makaveli makes it out.

Missy Long - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Makaveli moving to his feet. Al Snow kicks him back down!

Jessie Wild - Makaveli hops back to his feet. Makaveli scoops slams Al Snow and boy did he hit hard!! Al Snow is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Neil Headman - Al Snow hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Makaveli with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Al Snow counters with a right of his own! Down goes Makaveli!

Missy Long - Tag by Makaveli. Edge will go at it now.

Jessie Wild - Edge applys a standing bear hug, lifts Al Snow up and drops him down!!

Neil Headman - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! Edge is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Missy Long - Al Snow Got out of it! He's lucky! Al Snow is stumbling. Edge rolls him over into a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - Al Snow is tapping out in no time flat!!

[Hells Angels won the match in 18 minutes and 58 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Heeells Angeeels

Makaveli
Vs
Reno
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Toublesome starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Los Angeles Ca, weighing in at 175 pounds, He stands 6'0", Maaakaaaveeeliii!!!!

[Makaveli makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Reno steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 337 pounds, from Detroit Mi, Reeenooo!!!!!!!!!!!

[Reno walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - Makaveli picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Reno. Reno climbing back to his feet, Makaveli moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Neil Headman - Reno hops back to his feet. Knee to the stomach sends Makaveli to the mat! Reno picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Reno lifting Makaveli into position for something. He devastated the neck of Makaveli with a Tombstone type piledriver. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Missy Long?

Missy Long - No.

Jessie Wild - Reno's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Makaveli is to quick! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Makaveli makes it out.

Missy Long - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Jessie Wild - Makaveli hops back to his feet. Makaveli applys a headlock and bulldogs Reno to the ground! Makaveli repeatedly slamming Renos down! He could break his nose!! Leg drop across the throat of Reno!

Neil Headman - Makaveli measuring him up elbow smash! Renos face is being slammed over and over by Makaveli

Missy Long - That could cave in his face!! Atomic Drop by Makaveli send Reno to the ground!

Jessie Wild - Reno with repeated boots to the knee of Makaveli. Working the leg! Makaveli taking an onslaught of punishment! Reno is pounding away at his entire body!

Neil Headman - Reno Stomping away at the chest of Makaveli! A huge boot to the face sends Makaveli off his feet! Reno drops a knee on lower leg of Makaveli! Makavelis face is being slammed over and over by Reno

Missy Long - That could cave in his face!! Reno spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Makaveli

Jessie Wild - Reno is moving back to his feet Reno out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Makaveli went down quick! Quick cover by Reno Makaveli kicks out before the one count! Reno with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Reno's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Makaveli is to quick!

Missy Long - Makaveli hops back to his feet. Makaveli levels Reno with a foot to the face. Cover by Makaveli ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Reno has his foot on the ropes! Reno is out cold!

Jessie Wild - Cover by Makaveli ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Reno. Makaveli dives on to Reno and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Reno!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Figure four attempt by Makaveli. Reno kicks him off quick.

Missy Long - That could have been the end of Reno! Makaveli lifting Reno into position for something. He devastated the neck of Reno with a Tombstone type piledriver. Makaveli rolls him over into a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - Reno is tapping out in no time flat!!

[Makaveli won the match in 13 minutes and 39 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Maaakaaaveeeliii

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

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Edge
Vs
Randy Reno
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Coming down the aisle, weighing 240 pounds, [Fans cheer as Edge walks out] Edgeee!!!

[Edge makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Randy Reno steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 270 pounds, from Reno Nv, Raaandy Reeenooo!!!!!!!!!!!

[Randy Reno walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - We've got a stare down.

Neil Headman - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Randy Reno down hard!! Quick cover by Edge Randy Reno kicks out before the one count! Edge pulling Randy Reno back to his feet. Diving forearm sends Randy Reno to the mat!! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Missy Long?

Missy Long - Well Edge just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Edge. Leg drop across the throat of Randy Reno!

Jessie Wild - Currently this match is all Randy Reno! Lock up... Randy Reno with an armdrag takedown. Randy Reno driving a knee into the spinal area of Edges back!!

Neil Headman - Atomic Drop by Randy Reno send Edge to the ground! Edges face is being slammed over and over by Randy Reno

Missy Long - That could cave in his face!! Randy Reno Stomping away at the chest of Edge! Edge taking an onslaught of punishment! Randy Reno is pounding away at his entire body! Randy Reno measuring him up elbow smash!

Jessie Wild - Randy Reno drops a knee on lower leg of Edge! Randy Reno is moving back to his feet What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Edge makes it out.

Missy Long - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Jessie Wild - Boston crab being applied by Randy Reno ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Edge got out of that at the last second! Randy Reno with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Cover by Randy Reno ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Edge. Edge is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Missy Long - Edge hops back to his feet. Randy Reno goes spinning as Edge connects with a german uppercut! Edge with a snapmare take down! Figure four attempt by Edge. Randy Reno kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Randy Reno!

Neil Headman - Randy Reno hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Randy Reno may have broken some of Edges teeth! Randy Reno dives on to Edge and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Edge!

Missy Long - What an incredible series of punches!! Randy Reno is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Edge Got out of it! He's lucky! Edge sure could use some help now.

Neil Headman - Edge hops back to his feet. Edge sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! So Missy Long what do you think about Edge?

Missy Long - Oh me? I hate him.

Jessie Wild - Well thanks for your input. Kick to the gut knocks Randy Reno out of balance. Edge follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!!

Neil Headman - Randy Reno climbing back to his feet, Edge moves in... Vertical Suplex! Randy Reno moving to his feet. Edge kicks him back down! Edge lifting Randy Reno into position for something. He devastated the neck of Randy Reno with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Missy Long - Good moves by Edge. Edge with the hair of Randy Reno.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Cover by Edge ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Randy Reno has his foot on the ropes! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. Downward SpiralEdge goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Edge won the match in 15 minutes and 31 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Edgeee

Fire & Ice
Vs
Hells Angels
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Barbwire Cage Match...

Mark Turner - Introducing first, weighing in at over 4 hundred pounds, the team consisting of Fire & Ice !!!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 415, the team of Hells Angels!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Sabotage is going to start this match against Makaveli.

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Neil Headman - Makaveli levels Sabotage with a foot to the face. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Missy Long?

Missy Long - No. Folks this Cage is constructed completely of BARBWIRE!! Sabotage moving back to his feet Makaveli scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Makaveli pulling Sabotage back to his feet.

Jessie Wild - Makaveli Irish whip into the side of the cage... Sabotage goes down. Good moves by Makaveli. This is the most violent thing I've ever seen in my life!! Sabotage is ROCKED with a big elbow! Makaveli dives on to Sabotage and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Sabotage!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Makaveli out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Sabotage went down quick!

Missy Long - Makaveli is going to his corner, he tags in Edge.

Jessie Wild - Edge picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! We're not seeing much offense from Sabotage. Both men are covered in blood this is insane!! Edge with the hair of Sabotage.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! This match may be too dangerous.

Missy Long - Blizzard tagged in by Sabotage.

Jessie Wild - Edge is dazed! Blizzard slings Edge into the cage!! Edge is bleeding from his back! Blizzard comes down across the back of Edge with a double axe handle!! Edge just can't make it to his feet! Edge is out cold!

Neil Headman - Edge hops back to his feet. Edge took Blizzard's head and slammed it in to the barbwire cage!! Blizzard climbing back to his feet, Edge moves in... Vertical Suplex! What an awesome match!!!!

Missy Long - Good call! Blizzard moving to his feet. Edge kicks him back down!

Jessie Wild - Blizzard hops back to his feet. Edge goes spinning as Blizzard connects with a german uppercut! Blizzard sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Blizzard scoops slams Edge and boy did he hit hard!! Edge moving back to his feet Blizzard scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Figure four attempt by Blizzard. Edge kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Edge!

Missy Long - Tag by Edge. Makaveli will go at it now.

Jessie Wild - Test of strength, Makaveli has a slight advantage .... Blizzard coming back ... Blizzard scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Blizzard picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! We're not seeing much offense from Makaveli. Blizzard lifting Makaveli into position for something. He devastated the neck of Makaveli with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Neil Headman - Makaveli hops back to his feet. We've got a stare down.

Missy Long - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Blizzard down hard!! Folks this Cage is constructed completely of BARBWIRE!! This is the most violent thing I've ever seen in my life!! Blizzard sure could use some help now.

Jessie Wild - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Boston crab being applied by Makaveli ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Missy Long - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Blizzard got out of that at the last second!

Jessie Wild - Makaveli comes down across the back of Blizzard with a double axe handle!! Blizzard just can't make it to his feet! Good moves by Makaveli. There's puddles of blood all over the mat I have no Idea how they'll clean it up. Makaveli out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Blizzard went down quick! Both men are covered in blood this is insane!! Blizzard is drenched in blood!!

Neil Headman - Makaveli dives on to Blizzard and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Blizzard!

Missy Long - What an incredible series of punches!! Makaveli with the hair of Blizzard.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Makaveli's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Blizzard is to quick! Blizzard is out cold! Blizzard moving to his feet. Makaveli kicks him back down!

Missy Long - What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Makaveli pulling Blizzard back to his feet. Makaveli charges in with a shoulder, which takes Blizzard off his feet. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. Makaveli is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Missy Long - Blizzard Got out of it! He's lucky! Makaveli picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Jessie Wild - Blizzard is going to his corner, he tags in Sabotage.

Neil Headman - We're not seeing much offense from Sabotage. Sabotage climbing back to his feet, Makaveli moves in... Vertical Suplex! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Missy Long?

Missy Long - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Sabotage is out cold. We've got a winner!!

[Hells Angels won the match in 23 minutes and 47 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Heeells Angeeels

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

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Bizzy Bone
Vs
Vinnie Vegas
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Thug Kuv starts to play Boos and Bizzy Bone sucks chants fill the arena.] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Clevland Oh, Biiizzy Boooneee!!!

[Bizzy Bone makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Million Dollar Man starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Las Vegas Nv, weighing in at 260 pounds, He stands 6'2", Viiinniiieee Veeegaaas!!!!

[Vinnie Vegas walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - Bizzy Bone charging Vinnie Vegas ... clothesli NO! Vinnie Vegas counters with a backdrop at the last second!! Bizzy Bone needs to try for a comeback! Vinnie Vegas with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Bizzy Bone is out cold!

Missy Long - Bizzy Bone sure could use some help now. Bizzy Bone climbing back to his feet, Vinnie Vegas moves in... Vertical Suplex! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Bizzy Bone makes it out.

Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Vinnie Vegas lifting Bizzy Bone into position for something. He devastated the neck of Bizzy Bone with a Tombstone type piledriver. Vinnie Vegas dives on to Bizzy Bone and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Bizzy Bone!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!

Missy Long - Bizzy Bone hops back to his feet. Bizzy Bone slamming the head of Vinnie Vegas into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Vinnie Vegas sure could use some help now.

Jessie Wild - Vinnie Vegas hops back to his feet. Vinnie Vegas takes Bizzy Bone off his feet with a drop kick to the chin! Bizzy Bone moving back to his feet Vinnie Vegas scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Neil Headman - Bizzy Bone lunging toward Vinnie Vegas and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Bizzy Bone!! Bizzy Bone drops a knee on lower leg of Vinnie Vegas!

Missy Long - Vinnie Vegas measuring him up elbow smash! Vinnie Vegas driving a knee into the spinal area of Bizzy Bones back!! Vinnie Vegas drops a knee on lower leg of Bizzy Bone! Vinnie Vegas Stomping away at the chest of Bizzy Bone!

Jessie Wild - Vinnie Vegas with repeated boots to the knee of Bizzy Bone. Working the leg! Currently this match is all Vinnie Vegas! Vinnie Vegas repeatedly slamming Bizzy Bones down! He could break his nose!! Bizzy Bones face is being slammed over and over by Vinnie Vegas

Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!! Vinnie Vegas drops a knee on lower leg of Bizzy Bone! Vinnie Vegas spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Bizzy Bone

Missy Long - Leg drop across the throat of Vinnie Vegas! Lock up... Bizzy Bone with an armdrag takedown. Bizzy Bone with repeated boots to the knee of Vinnie Vegas. Working the leg! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Well Bizzy Bone just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Bizzy Bone.

Neil Headman - Vinnie Vegas is moving back to his feet Cover by Vinnie Vegas ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Bizzy Bone. Boston crab being applied by Vinnie Vegas ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Missy Long - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Bizzy Bone got out of that at the last second! We're not seeing much offense from Bizzy Bone.

Jessie Wild - Bizzy Bone hops back to his feet. Bizzy Bone picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Bizzy Bone applying a sleeper.

Neil Headman - He's got it locked on in the center of the ring!! Billy Dunn is checking the arm. It goes down once.

Missy Long - Twice!

Jessie Wild - ....Three times!!

[Bizzy Bone won the match in 18 minutes and 25 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Biiizzy Boooneee

Krayzie Bone
Vs
Peacock
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Coming down the aisle, weighing 225 pounds, [fans hold up Krayzie Bone sucks signs] Krayzie Bone.

[Krayzie Bone makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [One starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Peacock. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Burlington Wi, Introducing Peeeaaacooock!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Peacock walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - Peacock is trying an to get back offensive.

Neil Headman - He's charging at Krayzie Bone and Krayzie Bone sends him down with a hip toss! Cover by Krayzie Bone ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Peacock.

Missy Long - Peacock hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Krayzie Bone with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Peacock counters with a right of his own! Down goes Krayzie Bone! Krayzie Bone needs to try for a comeback!

Jessie Wild - Krayzie Bone hops back to his feet. Krayzie Bone levels Peacock with a foot to the face. Good moves by Krayzie Bone. Krayzie Bone with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Krayzie Bone with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Krayzie Bone dives on to Peacock and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Peacock!

Missy Long - What an incredible series of punches!!

Jessie Wild - Peacock hops back to his feet. Lock up... Krayzie Bone going for a suplex... Peacock blocks it... Krayzie Bone trys again... Block and Peacock with a suplex of his own!! Krayzie Bone is ROCKED with a big elbow! Krayzie Bone climbing back to his feet, Peacock moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Neil Headman - Krayzie Bone lunging toward Peacock and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Krayzie Bone!! Krayzie Bone driving a knee into the spinal area of Peacocks back!! Krayzie Bone drops a knee on lower leg of Peacock!

Missy Long - Peacock Stomping away at the chest of Krayzie Bone! Lock up... Peacock with an armdrag takedown. Peacock measuring him up elbow smash! Peacock repeatedly slamming Krayzie Bones down! He could break his nose!! Krayzie Bones face is being slammed over and over by Peacock

Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!!

Neil Headman - Krayzie Bone with repeated boots to the knee of Peacock. Working the leg! Peacock taking an onslaught of punishment! Krayzie Bone is pounding away at his entire body! Currently this match is all Krayzie Bone! Krayzie Bone Stomping away at the chest of Peacock! Krayzie Bone repeatedly slamming Peacocks down! He could break his nose!! Leg drop across the throat of Peacock!

Missy Long - Lock up... Peacock with an armdrag takedown. Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Well Peacock just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Peacock. Peacock is moving back to his feet Quick cover by Peacock Krayzie Bone kicks out before the one count!

Neil Headman - Krayzie Bone hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Peacock with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Krayzie Bone counters with a right of his own! Down goes Peacock! Cover by Krayzie Bone ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Peacock. Krayzie Bone's going for a boston crab.

Missy Long - He's not gonna get it on Peacock is to quick!

Jessie Wild - Quick cover by Krayzie Bone Peacock kicks out before the one count! Krayzie Bone with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Krayzie Bone applying a sleeper.

Neil Headman - He's got it locked on in the center of the ring!! Billy Dunn is checking the arm. It goes down once.

Missy Long - Twice!

Jessie Wild - ....Three times!!

[Krayzie Bone won the match in 20 minutes and 13 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Kraaayziiieee Boooneee

Kevin Nash
Vs
Layzie Bone
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Kevin Nash steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 235 pounds, from Pheonix Az, Keeeviiin Naaash!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kevin Nash makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [A sign reads "Layzie Bone will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Cleveland Oh, Introducing Layzie Bone.

[Layzie Bone walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - We've got a stare down.

Neil Headman - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Layzie Bone down hard!! Layzie Bone moving back to his feet Kevin Nash scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Missy Long?

Missy Long - No. Boston crab being applied by Kevin Nash ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Layzie Bone got out of that at the last second! Layzie Bone sure could use some help now. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Missy Long - Layzie Bone hops back to his feet. Layzie Bone sends Kevin Nash into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Layzie Bone's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Kevin Nash is to quick! Kevin Nash is ROCKED with a big elbow! Cover by Layzie Bone ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Kevin Nash has his foot on the ropes!

Neil Headman - Kevin Nash hops back to his feet. Kevin Nash applys a headlock and bulldogs Layzie Bone to the ground! A huge boot to the face sends Layzie Bone off his feet! Atomic Drop by Kevin Nash send Layzie Bone to the ground!

Missy Long - Kevin Nash spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Layzie Bone

Jessie Wild - Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Well Kevin Nash just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Kevin Nash. Layzie Bone taking an onslaught of punishment! Kevin Nash is pounding away at his entire body! Layzie Bones face is being slammed over and over by Kevin Nash

Missy Long - That could cave in his face!!

Jessie Wild - Layzie Bone driving a knee into the spinal area of Kevin Nashs back!! Layzie Bone repeatedly slamming Kevin Nashs down! He could break his nose!! Leg drop across the throat of Kevin Nash! Layzie Bone measuring him up elbow smash!

Neil Headman - Layzie Bone is moving back to his feet What an awesome match!!!!

Missy Long - Good call! Layzie Bone is all over Kevin Nash! He's choking him out!! Kevin Nash won't be able to take that for long!

Jessie Wild - Kevin Nash hops back to his feet. Kevin Nash scoops slams Layzie Bone and boy did he hit hard!! Boston crab being applied by Kevin Nash ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Layzie Bone got out of that at the last second! Cover by Kevin Nash ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Layzie Bone. Layzie Bone is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Missy Long - Quick cover by Kevin Nash Layzie Bone kicks out before the one count! We're not seeing much offense from Layzie Bone. Layzie Bone moving to his feet. Kevin Nash kicks him back down! Kevin Nash's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Layzie Bone is to quick!

Neil Headman - Layzie Bone lunging toward Kevin Nash and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Layzie Bone!! Layzie Bone is moving back to his feet sassinLayzie Bone goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Layzie Bone won the match in 13 minutes and 35 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Laaayziiieee Boooneee

Mystikal
Vs
Wish Bone
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Mystikal steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 217 pounds, from New Orleans, Mystiiikaaal!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mystikal makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Thug Luv starts to play Boos and Wish Bone sucks chants fill the arena.] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Cleveland Oh, Wiiish Boooneee!!!

[Wish Bone walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - A dazed Wish Bone is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. They're punching it out, Wish Bone with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Mystikal counters with a right of his own! Down goes Wish Bone!

Neil Headman - Wish Bone hops back to his feet. Kick to the gut knocks Mystikal out of balance. Wish Bone follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Boston crab being applied by Wish Bone ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Missy Long - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Mystikal got out of that at the last second! Cover by Wish Bone ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Mystikal has his foot on the ropes! Wish Bone dives on to Mystikal and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Mystikal!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Wish Bone with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!!

Missy Long - Wish Bone pulling Mystikal back to his feet. Wish Bone sends Mystikal into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Wish Bone with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Jessie Wild - Mystikal hops back to his feet. Mystikal applys a standing bear hug, lifts Wish Bone up and drops him down!!

Neil Headman - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! Wish Bone moving back to his feet Mystikal scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Wish Bone sure could use some help now.

Missy Long - Wish Bone is stumbling. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - No. Mystikal's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Wish Bone is to quick!

Missy Long - Wish Bone lunging toward Mystikal and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Wish Bone!! A huge boot to the face sends Mystikal off his feet! Wish Bone spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Mystikal

Jessie Wild - What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Missy Long?

Missy Long - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Cover by Wish Bone ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Mystikal. Mystikal needs to try for a comeback! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Mystikal makes it out.

Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Mystikal is stumbling.

Neil Headman - Wish Bone dives on to Mystikal and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Mystikal!

Missy Long - What an incredible series of punches!! Wish Bone picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Wish Bone lifting Mystikal into position for something. He devastated the neck of Mystikal with a Tombstone type piledriver. Boston crab being applied by Wish Bone ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Mystikal got out of that at the last second!

Neil Headman - Wish Bone with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Missy Long - That had to be two and seven eights!! Mystikal moving back to his feet Wish Bone scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Mystikal is out cold! Wish Bone comes down across the back of Mystikal with a double axe handle!! Mystikal just can't make it to his feet!

Jessie Wild - Cover by Wish Bone ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Mystikal has his foot on the ropes! Mystikal moving to his feet. Wish Bone kicks him back down! Figure four attempt by Wish Bone. Mystikal kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Mystikal! Strate jacketWish Bone goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Wish Bone won the match in 21 minutes and 53 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Wiiish Boooneee

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

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Flesh-n-Bone
Vs
Silkk
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Thug Luv starts to play A sign reads "Flesh-n-Bone will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Cleveland Oh, Introducing Flesh-n-Bone.

[Flesh-n-Bone makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 215 pounds, [fans hold up Silkk sucks signs] Silkk.

[Silkk walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - We've got a stare down.

Neil Headman - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Flesh-n-Bone down hard!! Silkk pulling Flesh-n-Bone back to his feet. Silkk sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Lockup, Oh Silkk with a cheap shot. Down goes Flesh-n-Bone. A kick to the face takes Flesh-n-Bone off his feet.

Missy Long - Silkk picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Silkk with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Flesh-n-Bone climbing back to his feet, Silkk moves in... Vertical Suplex! Flesh-n-Bone moving to his feet. Silkk kicks him back down! Cover by Silkk ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Flesh-n-Bone has his foot on the ropes! Flesh-n-Bone is stumbling.

Jessie Wild - Silkk is trying to pull Flesh-n-Bone back to his feet. Flesh-n-Bone with an eye gouge!! Down goes Silkk! Silkk needs to try for a comeback! Silkk is out cold!

Neil Headman - Flesh-n-Bone with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Missy Long - That had to be two and seven eights!! Figure four attempt by Flesh-n-Bone. Silkk kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Silkk! Boston crab being applied by Flesh-n-Bone ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Silkk got out of that at the last second! Cover by Flesh-n-Bone ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Silkk.

Missy Long - What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Flesh-n-Bone out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Silkk went down quick! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Missy Long - Silkk lunging toward Flesh-n-Bone and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Silkk!! Silkk spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Flesh-n-Bone

Jessie Wild - Flesh-n-Bone is moving back to his feet Flesh-n-Bone with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Silkk sure could use some help now. Flesh-n-Bone pulling Silkk back to his feet. Flesh-n-Bone is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Silkk's chest!

Neil Headman - Silkk goes spinning as Flesh-n-Bone connects with a german uppercut! Flesh-n-Bone now stalking behind Silkk rake to the back!!

Missy Long - Look at the pain on Silkks face! They're punching it out, Silkk with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Flesh-n-Bone counters with a right of his own! Down goes Silkk! Cover by Flesh-n-Bone ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Silkk has his foot on the ropes! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Silkk makes it out.

Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Flesh-n-Bone dives on to Silkk and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Silkk!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!

Missy Long - Flesh-n-Bone is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Silkk Got out of it! He's lucky! Boston crab being applied by Flesh-n-Bone ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Silkk got out of that at the last second!

Missy Long - Silkk is stumbling. What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Quick cover by Flesh-n-Bone Silkk kicks out before the one count! Flesh-n-Bone rolls him over into a boston crab.

Neil Headman - Silkk is tapping out in no time flat!!

[Flesh-n-Bone won the match in 13 minutes and 50 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Fleeesh-n-Boooneee

Al Snow
Vs
Majesty
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Al Snow's Theme starts to play "Al Snow" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Parts Unknown, Al Snooow!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Al Snow makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 220 pounds, [Fans cheer as Majesty walks out] Maaajeeesty!!!

[Majesty walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - They're punching it out, Majesty with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Al Snow counters with a right of his own! Down goes Majesty! Al Snow with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Al Snow is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Missy Long - Majesty Got out of it! He's lucky!

Jessie Wild - Majesty hops back to his feet. Tie up... snap suplex by Majesty. Nicely executed move.

Neil Headman - Majesty drops a knee on lower leg of Al Snow! Majesty is moving back to his feet Al Snow moving to his feet. Majesty kicks him back down! Majesty dives on to Al Snow and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Al Snow!

Missy Long - What an incredible series of punches!! Majesty's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Al Snow is to quick!

Neil Headman - Quick cover by Majesty Al Snow kicks out before the one count! Majesty picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Pinning combination by Majesty ...1 ...2 ... Al Snow grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Al Snow sure could use some help now. Al Snow is ROCKED with a big elbow! Majesty comes down across the back of Al Snow with a double axe handle!! Al Snow just can't make it to his feet!

Missy Long - What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Majesty with the hair of Al Snow.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Missy Long - Cover by Majesty ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Al Snow has his foot on the ropes! Majesty out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Al Snow went down quick! Al Snow is stumbling. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Boston crab being applied by Majesty ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Al Snow got out of that at the last second! Figure four attempt by Majesty. Al Snow kicks him off quick.

Missy Long - That could have been the end of Al Snow!

Jessie Wild - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. Majesty lifting Al Snow into position for something. He devastated the neck of Al Snow with a Tombstone type piledriver. Majesty pulling Al Snow back to his feet. Tie up... snap suplex by Majesty. Nicely executed move. Majesty spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Al Snow

Missy Long - Al Snow is moving back to his feet Al Snow's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Majesty is to quick! Al Snow dives on to Majesty and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Majesty!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Majesty needs to try for a comeback! Al Snow picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Missy Long - Majesty hops back to his feet. Majesty charges in with a shoulder, which takes Al Snow off his feet. Al Snow is out cold! Good moves by Majesty.

Jessie Wild - Al Snow hops back to his feet. Al Snow scoops him up fall away slam!!! Majesty moving to his feet. Al Snow kicks him back down! Majesty is ROCKED with a big elbow! Majesty sure could use some help now. We're not seeing much offense from Majesty.

Neil Headman - Al Snow with the hair of Majesty.

Missy Long - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Cover by Al Snow ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Majesty has his foot on the ropes! Al Snow lifting Majesty into position for something. He devastated the neck of Majesty with a Tombstone type piledriver. Pinning combination by Al Snow ...1 ...2 ... Majesty grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Al Snow with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Al Snow comes down across the back of Majesty with a double axe handle!! Majesty just can't make it to his feet!

Jessie Wild - Figure four attempt by Al Snow. Majesty kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Majesty! Majesty is stumbling. Al Snow dives on to Majesty and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Majesty!

Missy Long - What an incredible series of punches!! Al Snow with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Majesty climbing back to his feet, Al Snow moves in... Vertical Suplex! Cover by Al Snow ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Majesty.

Neil Headman - Majesty hops back to his feet. Majesty connects with a chop to the chest of Al Snow. They're punching it out, Al Snow with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Majesty counters with a right of his own! Down goes Al Snow! Majesty is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Missy Long - Al Snow Got out of it! He's lucky! Majesty picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Al Snow is out cold!

Jessie Wild - Majesty's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Al Snow is to quick! Majesty pulling Al Snow back to his feet. Majesty scoops slams Al Snow and boy did he hit hard!!

Missy Long - Quick cover by Majesty Al Snow kicks out before the one count! Al Snow moving back to his feet Majesty scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Al Snow needs to try for a comeback! Good moves by Majesty. Cover by Majesty ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Al Snow has his foot on the ropes! Majesty lifting Al Snow into position for something. He devastated the neck of Al Snow with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Jessie Wild - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Al Snow makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Figure four attempt by Majesty. Al Snow kicks him off quick.

Missy Long - That could have been the end of Al Snow! Majesty out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Al Snow went down quick!

Jessie Wild - Al Snow hops back to his feet. Al Snow picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Majesty.

Neil Headman - Majesty hops back to his feet. Al Snow goes spinning as Majesty connects with a german uppercut! Majesty and Al Snow are going to lock up. Majesty has the advantage. Majesty has him up in a vertical suplex!

Missy Long - Al Snow was up there for quite a while! We're not seeing much offense from Al Snow.

Jessie Wild - Al Snow hops back to his feet. Al Snow levels Majesty with a foot to the face. Al Snow picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Pinning combination by Al Snow ...1 ...2 ... Majesty grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! HeadAl Snow goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Al Snow won the match in 25 minutes and 3 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Al Snooow

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

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Poetic Hustlaz
Vs
The Excaliburs
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Introducing first, headed to the ring is 449 pounds of flesh and muscle, the team of Poetic Hustlaz!!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, currently headed to the ring, at a total combined weight of 530, the team of The Excaliburs!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Layzie Bone is going to start this match against Randy Reno.

Neil Headman - Randy Reno is taking over from the start.

Randy Reno sends Layzie Bone to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Layzie Bone. [Ding, Ding, Ding]

Missy Long - Randy Reno with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Randy Reno pulling Layzie Bone back to his feet. Randy Reno is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Layzie Bone's chest! Randy Reno and Layzie Bone are going to lock up. Randy Reno has the advantage. Randy Reno has him up in a vertical suplex!

Jessie Wild - Layzie Bone was up there for quite a while! Randy Reno's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Layzie Bone is to quick! Randy Reno with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Missy Long - That had to be two and seven eights!!

Jessie Wild - Layzie Bone is out cold! Layzie Bone is stumbling. What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! Cover by Randy Reno ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Layzie Bone has his foot on the ropes!

Missy Long - Randy Reno tags in Vinnie Vegas.

Jessie Wild - Quick cover by Vinnie Vegas Layzie Bone kicks out before the one count! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Layzie Bone makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Missy Long - Vinnie Vegas is trying to pull Layzie Bone back to his feet. Layzie Bone with an eye gouge!! Down goes Vinnie Vegas! Layzie Bone picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Layzie Bone lifting Vinnie Vegas into position for something. He devastated the neck of Vinnie Vegas with a Tombstone type piledriver. Layzie Bone pulling Vinnie Vegas back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Layzie Bone may have broken some of Vinnie Vegass teeth!

Jessie Wild - Vinnie Vegas is ROCKED with a big elbow! We're not seeing much offense from Vinnie Vegas. Layzie Bone's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Vinnie Vegas is to quick! Vinnie Vegas climbing back to his feet, Layzie Bone moves in... Vertical Suplex! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Missy Long?

Missy Long - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Layzie Bone is all over Vinnie Vegas! He's choking him out!! Vinnie Vegas won't be able to take that for long!

Jessie Wild - Layzie Bone makes the tag, Krayzie Bone is coming in.

Neil Headman - Vinnie Vegas hops back to his feet. lock up Krayzie Bone gets the upper edge setting Vinnie Vegas up for a piledriver.

Missy Long - Vinnie Vegas counters back body drop! Gives Vinnie Vegas the advantage again! Vinnie Vegas with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Krayzie Bone sure could use some help now. Krayzie Bone is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Jessie Wild - Krayzie Bone lunging toward Vinnie Vegas and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Krayzie Bone!! Krayzie Bone with repeated boots to the knee of Vinnie Vegas. Working the leg! Vinnie Vegass face is being slammed over and over by Krayzie Bone

Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!! Krayzie Bone spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Vinnie Vegas

Missy Long - Vinnie Vegas driving a knee into the spinal area of Krayzie Bones back!! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Well Vinnie Vegas just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Vinnie Vegas. Krayzie Bone taking an onslaught of punishment! Vinnie Vegas is pounding away at his entire body! A huge boot to the face sends Krayzie Bone off his feet! Lock up... Vinnie Vegas with an armdrag takedown.

Neil Headman - Krayzie Bone is moving back to his feet Krayzie Bone with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Missy Long - That had to be two and seven eights!! Boston crab being applied by Krayzie Bone ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Vinnie Vegas got out of that at the last second! Quick cover by Krayzie Bone Vinnie Vegas kicks out before the one count!

Neil Headman - Krayzie Bone's going for a boston crab.

Missy Long - He's not gonna get it on Vinnie Vegas is to quick! Pinning combination by Krayzie Bone ...1 ...2 ... Vinnie Vegas grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Vinnie Vegas is ROCKED with a big elbow! Krayzie Bone pulling Vinnie Vegas back to his feet. Mo MurdaKrayzie Bone goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Poetic Hustlaz won the match in 15 minutes and 57 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Poooeeetiiic Huuustlaaaz

Mo Thugs
Vs
Brothers Of The Darkside
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Introducing first, weighing in at over 4 hundred pounds, the team consisting of Mo Thugs!!!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, coming down the aisle, Brothers Of The Darkside, they weigh in at over 600 pounds!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Bizzy Bone is going to start this match against Undertaker.

Neil Headman - Bizzy Bone is taking over from the start.

Lock up... Undertaker going for a suplex... Bizzy Bone blocks it... Undertaker trys again... Block and Bizzy Bone with a suplex of his own!! [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Missy Long - Undertaker climbing back to his feet, Bizzy Bone moves in... Vertical Suplex! Bizzy Bone out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Undertaker went down quick!

Jessie Wild - Undertaker hops back to his feet. Undertaker picks him up and dumps Bizzy Bone on his head!

Neil Headman - Bizzy Bone hops back to his feet. Bizzy Bone slamming the head of Undertaker into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Bizzy Bone is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Missy Long - Undertaker Got out of it! He's lucky! Undertaker moving back to his feet Bizzy Bone scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Undertaker moving to his feet. Bizzy Bone kicks him back down! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Undertaker makes it out.

Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Neil Headman - We've got a tag by Undertaker which brings Crimson Beast Kane into the match.

Missy Long - A dazed Crimson Beast Kane is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. Lockup, Oh Bizzy Bone with a cheap shot. Down goes Crimson Beast Kane. Crimson Beast Kane charging Bizzy Bone ... clothesli NO! Bizzy Bone counters with a backdrop at the last second!! Bizzy Bone lifting Crimson Beast Kane into position for something. He devastated the neck of Crimson Beast Kane with a Tombstone type piledriver. Bizzy Bone stomping the face of Crimson Beast Kane. There's no need for that!

Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane hops back to his feet. Knee lift by Crimson Beast Kane takes Bizzy Bone to the ground. What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! Crimson Beast Kane with the hair of Bizzy Bone.

Missy Long - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane is trying to pull Bizzy Bone back to his feet. Bizzy Bone with an eye gouge!! Down goes Crimson Beast Kane! Crimson Beast Kane is ROCKED with a big elbow! Crimson Beast Kane is out cold! Bizzy Bone picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Neil Headman - Cover by Bizzy Bone ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Crimson Beast Kane. Crimson Beast Kane climbing back to his feet, Bizzy Bone moves in... Vertical Suplex! Quick cover by Bizzy Bone Crimson Beast Kane kicks out before the one count! Bizzy Bone with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Missy Long - That had to be two and seven eights!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - No. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Missy Long - Bizzy Bone is going to his corner, he tags in Flesh-n-Bone.

Jessie Wild - Flesh-n-Bone out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Crimson Beast Kane went down quick! Cover by Flesh-n-Bone ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Crimson Beast Kane has his foot on the ropes! Crimson Beast Kane needs to try for a comeback! Flesh-n-Bone pulling Crimson Beast Kane back to his feet.

Neil Headman - The tag was made and Crimson Beast Kane is going out, Undertaker is coming in.

Missy Long - Undertaker sure could use some help now. Flesh-n-Bone with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! We're not seeing much offense from Undertaker. Flesh-n-Bone is all over Undertaker! He's choking him out!! Undertaker won't be able to take that for long! Undertaker is stumbling.

Jessie Wild - Flesh-n-Bone pulling Undertaker back to his feet. Flesh-n-Bone scoops him up fall away slam!!! Undertaker moving to his feet. Flesh-n-Bone kicks him back down! Flesh-n-Bone hooks a boston crab

Neil Headman - Can he turn him over???

Missy Long - YESS!! Now will Undertaker tap out?? Billy Dunn is asking him, and He does!! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell.

[Mo Thugs won the match in 17 minutes and 43 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Mooo Thuuugs

Tru
Vs
Heavonz Demonz
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 505, the team of Tru !!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, coming down the aisle, at at weight of over 4 hundred pounds! The team of Heavonz Demonz!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like C-Murda is going to start this match against Majesty.

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Neil Headman - C-Murda picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Majesty is ROCKED with a big elbow! Boston crab being applied by C-Murda ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Missy Long - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Majesty got out of that at the last second! C-Murda with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Jessie Wild - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! C-Murda picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Majesty moving back to his feet C-Murda scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! C-Murda out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Majesty went down quick!

Missy Long - C-Murda is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Majesty Got out of it! He's lucky! What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! Majesty is stumbling. Majesty moving to his feet. C-Murda kicks him back down! C-Murda pulling Majesty back to his feet.

Missy Long - Majesty picks him up and dumps C-Murda on his head! We're not seeing much offense from C-Murda. Majesty comes down across the back of C-Murda with a double axe handle!! C-Murda just can't make it to his feet!

Jessie Wild - Majesty's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on C-Murda is to quick! Cover by Majesty ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by C-Murda. Quick cover by Majesty C-Murda kicks out before the one count! Good moves by Majesty.

Missy Long - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . C-Murda makes it out.

Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. C-Murda needs to try for a comeback! Majesty dives on to C-Murda and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of C-Murda!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Cover by Majesty ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes C-Murda has his foot on the ropes!

Missy Long - Tag by C-Murda. X will go at it now.

Jessie Wild - We've got a stare down.

Neil Headman - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Majesty down hard!! Boston crab being applied by X ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Missy Long - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Majesty got out of that at the last second!

Jessie Wild - Majesty hops back to his feet. Majesty scoops slams X and boy did he hit hard!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Figure four attempt by Majesty. X kicks him off quick.

Missy Long - That could have been the end of X!

Jessie Wild - Majesty with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! X moving back to his feet Majesty scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Majesty lifting X into position for something. He devastated the neck of X with a Tombstone type piledriver. Majesty pulling X back to his feet. X goes spinning as Majesty connects with a german uppercut!

Neil Headman - Diving forearm sends X to the mat!! Majesty spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of X

Missy Long - He's got it locked on in the center of the ring!! Billy Dunn is checking the arm. It goes down once.

Jessie Wild - Twice!

Neil Headman - ....Three times!!

[Heavonz Demonz won the match in 21 minutes and 27 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Heeeaaavooonz Deeemooonz

Sabu
Vs
Scotty Inferno
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Get At Me Dawg starts to play Boos and Sabu sucks chants fill the arena.] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Hialeah Fl, Saaabuuu!!!

[Sabu makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Come With Me starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Brooklyn Ny, weighing in at 260 pounds, He stands 6'5", Scoootty Infeeernooo!!!!

[Scotty Inferno walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - Scotty Inferno is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Sabu's chest! Scotty Inferno scoops him up fall away slam!!! Scotty Inferno with the hair of Sabu.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Missy Long - Figure four attempt by Scotty Inferno. Sabu kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Sabu! Boston crab being applied by Scotty Inferno ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Sabu got out of that at the last second! Good moves by Scotty Inferno. Pinning combination by Scotty Inferno ...1 ...2 ... Sabu grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Cover by Scotty Inferno ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Sabu. Scotty Inferno with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Missy Long - Sabu hops back to his feet. Sabu levels Scotty Inferno with a foot to the face. Scotty Inferno climbing back to his feet, Sabu moves in... Vertical Suplex! Sabu comes down across the back of Scotty Inferno with a double axe handle!! Scotty Inferno just can't make it to his feet! Scotty Inferno moving back to his feet Sabu scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Jessie Wild - Boston crab being applied by Sabu ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Scotty Inferno got out of that at the last second! Good moves by Sabu. Sabu with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Missy Long - Sabu is all over Scotty Inferno! He's choking him out!! Scotty Inferno won't be able to take that for long! Sabu dives on to Scotty Inferno and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Scotty Inferno!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Sabu stomping the face of Scotty Inferno. There's no need for that! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Scotty Inferno makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Scotty Inferno is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Missy Long - Scotty Inferno needs to try for a comeback! Sabu with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Cover by Sabu ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Scotty Inferno has his foot on the ropes! Scotty Inferno is stumbling. Sabu out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Scotty Inferno went down quick! Sabu is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Scotty Inferno Got out of it! He's lucky!

Missy Long - Scotty Inferno sure could use some help now. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Quick cover by Sabu Scotty Inferno kicks out before the one count! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. Pinning combination by Sabu ...1 ...2 ... Scotty Inferno grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!

Missy Long - Scotty Inferno hops back to his feet. Sabu taunting Scotty Inferno a bit. OHHHHH Scotty Inferno with a big scoop slam!! What's Sabu gonna say to that? What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No.

Missy Long - Sabu lunging toward Scotty Inferno and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Sabu!! Sabu is moving back to his feet Scotty Inferno is out cold! Sabu is all over Scotty Inferno! He's choking him out!! Scotty Inferno won't be able to take that for long!

Jessie Wild - Sabu with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Scotty Inferno climbing back to his feet, Sabu moves in... Vertical Suplex! Scotty Inferno moving back to his feet Sabu scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Sabu with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! ApacalypseSabu goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Sabu won the match in 19 minutes and 33 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Saaabuuu

6-Pac
Vs
Sabu
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Smells Like Teen Spirit starts to play "6-Pac" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Brooklyn Ny, 6-Paaac!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[6-Pac makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 210 pounds, [fans hold up Sabu sucks signs] Sabu.

[Sabu walks to the ring.]

[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jessie Wild - 6-Pac scoops slams Sabu and boy did he hit hard!! 6-Pac lifting Sabu into position for something. He devastated the neck of Sabu with a Tombstone type piledriver. Sabu climbing back to his feet, 6-Pac moves in... Vertical Suplex! 6-Pac out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Sabu went down quick!

Neil Headman - Sabu moving back to his feet 6-Pac scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! 6-Pac is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Missy Long - Sabu Got out of it! He's lucky! Cover by 6-Pac ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Sabu has his foot on the ropes! 6-Pac pulling Sabu back to his feet.

Jessie Wild - Sabu taunting 6-Pac a bit. OHHHHH 6-Pac with a big scoop slam!! What's Sabu gonna say to that? Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Sabu makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. 6-Pac picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Missy Long?

Missy Long - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Good moves by 6-Pac.

Jessie Wild - 6-Pac's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Sabu is to quick! Sabu is ROCKED with a big elbow! Figure four attempt by 6-Pac. Sabu kicks him off quick.

Missy Long - That could have been the end of Sabu!

Jessie Wild - 6-Pac is trying to pull Sabu back to his feet. Sabu with an eye gouge!! Down goes 6-Pac! Sabu with the hair of 6-Pac.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Quick cover by Sabu 6-Pac kicks out before the one count! Sabu is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Missy Long - 6-Pac Got out of it! He's lucky!

Jessie Wild - 6-Pac hops back to his feet. So Neil Headman what do you think about 6-Pac?

Neil Headman - Oh me? I hate him.

Missy Long - Well thanks for your input. 6-Pac and Sabu are going to lock up. 6-Pac has the advantage. 6-Pac has him up in a vertical suplex!

Jessie Wild - Sabu was up there for quite a while! 6-Pac lifting Sabu into position for something. He devastated the neck of Sabu with a Tombstone type piledriver. Sabu is stumbling. What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call!

Missy Long - 6-Pac is trying to pull Sabu back to his feet. Sabu with an eye gouge!! Down goes 6-Pac! Sabu with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Jessie Wild - 6-Pac is ROCKED with a big elbow! 6-Pac sure could use some help now.

Neil Headman - Sabu with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Missy Long - That had to be two and seven eights!! Sabu comes down across the back of 6-Pac with a double axe handle!! 6-Pac just can't make it to his feet! 6-Pac moving back to his feet Sabu scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Jessie Wild - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . 6-Pac makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Missy Long?

Missy Long - Does it hurt? Then it's good! ApacalypseSabu goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Sabu won the match in 19 minutes and 19 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Saaabuuu

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

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SDM The Sharp Dressed Man
Vs
Wyte Rice
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [The Sharp Dressed Man starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Hollywood Ca, weighing in at 247 pounds, He stands 6'4", accompanied to the ring by ZZ Top, SDM Theee Shaaarp Dreeesseeed Maaan!!!!

[SDM The Sharp Dressed Man makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Wyte Rice steps out of the entrance area, the crowd boos, a fan holds a "Wyte Rice will lose!!" sign in front of the camera] Coming down the aisle, weighing 205 pounds, from Hialeah Fl, the man you love to hate, Wyteee Riiiceee!!!!!!!!!!!

[Wyte Rice walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man goes spinning as Wyte Rice connects with a german uppercut! Wyte Rice and SDM The Sharp Dressed Man are going to lock up. Wyte Rice has the advantage. Wyte Rice has him up in a vertical suplex!

Neil Headman - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man was up there for quite a while!

Missy Long - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man hops back to his feet. SDM The Sharp Dressed Man charging at Wyte Rice.

Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice's with a back body drop, NO SDM The Sharp Dressed Man reverses into a Piledriver!!

Neil Headman - Set up for a neckbreaker, SDM The Sharp Dressed Man pulls it off and drops Wyte Rice like yesterdays newspaper! Cover by SDM The Sharp Dressed Man ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Wyte Rice has his foot on the ropes! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man comes down across the back of Wyte Rice with a double axe handle!! Wyte Rice just can't make it to his feet! Pinning combination by SDM The Sharp Dressed Man ...1 ...2 ... Wyte Rice grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Missy Long?

Missy Long - No.

Jessie Wild - We're not seeing much offense from Wyte Rice. Cover by SDM The Sharp Dressed Man ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Wyte Rice. SDM The Sharp Dressed Man with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Wyte Rice moving back to his feet SDM The Sharp Dressed Man scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Wyte Rice went down quick! Wyte Rice climbing back to his feet, SDM The Sharp Dressed Man moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Neil Headman - Wyte Rice is out cold! Wyte Rice moving to his feet. SDM The Sharp Dressed Man kicks him back down! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Missy Long - Wyte Rice Got out of it! He's lucky! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man dives on to Wyte Rice and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Wyte Rice!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man pulling Wyte Rice back to his feet.

Neil Headman - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man sends Wyte Rice into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Wyte Rice sure could use some help now. Quick cover by SDM The Sharp Dressed Man Wyte Rice kicks out before the one count! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Missy Long - That had to be two and seven eights!! What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Boston crab being applied by SDM The Sharp Dressed Man ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Wyte Rice got out of that at the last second!

Missy Long - Wyte Rice hops back to his feet. Wyte Rice sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Chop to the kidney area by Wyte Rice stuns SDM The Sharp Dressed Man. Wyte Rice picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes SDM The Sharp Dressed Man.

Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man went down quick! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man needs to try for a comeback! Wyte Rice picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is out cold! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man moving to his feet. Wyte Rice kicks him back down!

Missy Long - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man hops back to his feet. Knee lift by SDM The Sharp Dressed Man takes Wyte Rice to the ground. Pinning combination by SDM The Sharp Dressed Man ...1 ...2 ... Wyte Rice grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Wyte Rice moving to his feet. SDM The Sharp Dressed Man kicks him back down! We're not seeing much offense from Wyte Rice. SDM The Sharp Dressed Man out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Wyte Rice went down quick!

Jessie Wild - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is trying to pull Wyte Rice back to his feet. Wyte Rice with an eye gouge!! Down goes SDM The Sharp Dressed Man! Wyte Rice lifting SDM The Sharp Dressed Man into position for something. He devastated the neck of SDM The Sharp Dressed Man with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Neil Headman - Cover by Wyte Rice ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes SDM The Sharp Dressed Man has his foot on the ropes! Wyte Rice with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Missy Long - Figure four attempt by Wyte Rice. SDM The Sharp Dressed Man kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of SDM The Sharp Dressed Man! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is stumbling. Cover by Wyte Rice ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by SDM The Sharp Dressed Man. Wyte Rice's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is to quick! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man climbing back to his feet, Wyte Rice moves in... Vertical Suplex! Wyte Rice with the hair of SDM The Sharp Dressed Man.

Missy Long - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Jessie Wild - We're not seeing much offense from SDM The Sharp Dressed Man. Wyte Rice is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man Got out of it! He's lucky! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Missy Long?

Missy Long - No.

Jessie Wild - Boston crab being applied by Wyte Rice ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man got out of that at the last second! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man is ROCKED with a big elbow! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man moving back to his feet Wyte Rice scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Wyte Rice out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! SDM The Sharp Dressed Man went down quick! Wyte Rice picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Missy Long - Wyte Rice with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Wyte Rice stomping the face of SDM The Sharp Dressed Man. There's no need for that! Wyte Rice pulling SDM The Sharp Dressed Man back to his feet. Wyte Rice scoops him up fall away slam!!! Quick cover by Wyte Rice SDM The Sharp Dressed Man kicks out before the one count! What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call!

Missy Long - SDM The Sharp Dressed Man moving to his feet. Wyte Rice kicks him back down! Good moves by Wyte Rice. Blue Plate SpecialWyte Rice goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Wyte Rice won the match in 20 minutes and 39 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Wyteee Riiiceee

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

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Reno
Vs
Sabu
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [The crowd is on they're feet for Reno. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Detroit Mi, Followed to the ring by The Seducer, Introducing Reeenooo!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Reno makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Get At Me Dawg Begins...][Boos cover up the announcement]coming from Hialeah Fl, standing 6'3", weighing 210, Sabu.

[Sabu walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - Chop to the kidney area by Sabu stuns Reno. Diving forearm sends Reno to the mat!! Leg drop across the throat of Reno!

Neil Headman - Currently this match is all Reno! Reno measuring him up elbow smash! Sabu taking an onslaught of punishment! Reno is pounding away at his entire body! Reno repeatedly slamming Sabus down! He could break his nose!! Reno spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Sabu

Missy Long - Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Well Reno just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Reno. Reno is moving back to his feet Cover by Reno ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Sabu has his foot on the ropes! Sabu is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Neil Headman - Reno out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Sabu went down quick! Cover by Reno ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Sabu. Sabu is stumbling. Reno comes down across the back of Sabu with a double axe handle!! Sabu just can't make it to his feet!

Missy Long - Reno with the hair of Sabu.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Reno with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Neil Headman - Pinning combination by Reno ...1 ...2 ... Sabu grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Reno with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Missy Long - That had to be two and seven eights!! Reno pulling Sabu back to his feet. They're punching it out, Sabu with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Reno counters with a right of his own! Down goes Sabu! Reno lifting Sabu into position for something. He devastated the neck of Sabu with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Jessie Wild - Figure four attempt by Reno. Sabu kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Sabu! We're not seeing much offense from Sabu. Reno's going for a boston crab.

Missy Long - He's not gonna get it on Sabu is to quick! Sabu sure could use some help now. Sabu needs to try for a comeback! Sabu climbing back to his feet, Reno moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Jessie Wild - Boston crab being applied by Reno ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Sabu got out of that at the last second! Quick cover by Reno Sabu kicks out before the one count! Reno pulling Sabu back to his feet. Reno applys a headlock and bulldogs Sabu to the ground!

Missy Long - Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Well Reno just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Reno. Reno with repeated boots to the knee of Sabu. Working the leg! Reno drops a knee on lower leg of Sabu! Reno Stomping away at the chest of Sabu! Sabus face is being slammed over and over by Reno

Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!! Reno driving a knee into the spinal area of Sabus back!!

Missy Long - Atomic Drop by Sabu send Reno to the ground! Sabu repeatedly slamming Renos down! He could break his nose!! Reno taking an onslaught of punishment! Sabu is pounding away at his entire body! ApacalypseSabu goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Sabu won the match in 18 minutes and 0 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Saaabuuu

Missy Long - We'll be back after this short break!

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Ginuwine
Vs
The Iceman
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW Cruiserweight Championship Coming down the aisle, weighing 195 pounds, [Fans cheer as Ginuwine walks out] Giiinuuuwiiineee!!!

[Ginuwine makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [I'm Gonna Get You plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle with Icicle, from The Arctic Circle, weighing 275 The WCW Cruiserweight Champion. He is Theee Iceeemaaan!!!

[The Iceman walks to the ring.]

Icicle enters the cage and Billy Dunn locks her in and she begins her ascent

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - The Iceman sends Ginuwine into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Ginuwine sure could use some help now. Quick cover by The Iceman Ginuwine kicks out before the one count! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No.

Missy Long - The Iceman out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Ginuwine went down quick! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Good moves by The Iceman. The Iceman lifting Ginuwine into position for something. He devastated the neck of Ginuwine with a Tombstone type piledriver. Ginuwine moving to his feet. The Iceman kicks him back down!

Neil Headman - The Canadian Crippler comes into the ring..Oh! He nailed Ginuwine with a Lacrosse Stick Behind the refs back!

Missy Long - Cover by The Iceman ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Ginuwine has his foot on the ropes! The Iceman pulling Ginuwine back to his feet. The Iceman applys a headlock and bulldogs Ginuwine to the ground! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Well The Iceman just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say The Iceman. The Iceman Stomping away at the chest of Ginuwine! The Iceman is moving back to his feet Ginuwine is stumbling.

Neil Headman - The Iceman is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Missy Long - Ginuwine Got out of it! He's lucky! Pinning combination by The Iceman ...1 ...2 ... Ginuwine grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!

Jessie Wild - Figure four attempt by The Iceman. Ginuwine kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Ginuwine! The Iceman with the hair of Ginuwine.

Missy Long - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! The Iceman with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Ginuwine is out cold!

Neil Headman - Quick cover by The Iceman Ginuwine kicks out before the one count! Cover by The Iceman ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Ginuwine. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Ginuwine makes it out.

Missy Long - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. The Iceman out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Ginuwine went down quick!

Jessie Wild - Ginuwine hops back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by Ginuwine stuns The Iceman. Ginuwine picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! The Iceman needs to try for a comeback!

Neil Headman - Good moves by Ginuwine. Ginuwine's going for a boston crab.

Missy Long - He's not gonna get it on The Iceman is to quick! Ginuwine lifting The Iceman into position for something. He devastated the neck of The Iceman with a Tombstone type piledriver. Boston crab being applied by Ginuwine ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! The Iceman got out of that at the last second! The Iceman sure could use some help now. Ginuwine comes down across the back of The Iceman with a double axe handle!! The Iceman just can't make it to his feet!

Neil Headman - We're not seeing much offense from The Iceman. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Missy Long?

Missy Long - Does it hurt? Then it's good! The Iceman is stumbling.

Jessie Wild - The Iceman hops back to his feet. Test of strength, Ginuwine has a slight advantage .... The Iceman coming back ... The Iceman scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Cover by The Iceman ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Ginuwine has his foot on the ropes! Ginuwine is ROCKED with a big elbow! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. What an awesome match!!!!

Missy Long - Good call!

Jessie Wild - The Iceman picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! The Iceman out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Ginuwine went down quick! The Iceman pulling Ginuwine back to his feet. A dazed Ginuwine is trying for something, but I'm not sure what.

Neil Headman - Knee lift by The Iceman takes Ginuwine to the ground. Cover by The Iceman ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Ginuwine. Ginuwine is out cold! The Iceman with the hair of Ginuwine.

Missy Long - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! The Iceman lifting Ginuwine into position for something. He devastated the neck of Ginuwine with a Tombstone type piledriver. Figure four attempt by The Iceman. Ginuwine kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Ginuwine!

Neil Headman - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Ginuwine makes it out.

Missy Long - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. The Iceman comes down across the back of Ginuwine with a double axe handle!! Ginuwine just can't make it to his feet! Ginuwine moving to his feet. The Iceman kicks him back down! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Ginuwine needs to try for a comeback! Ginuwine climbing back to his feet, The Iceman moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Neil Headman - Ginuwine hops back to his feet. Ginuwine charges in with a shoulder, which takes The Iceman off his feet. BlasphemyThe Iceman is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!

[Ginuwine won the match in 16 minutes and 25 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... and Neeeeww WCW Cruiserweight Champion Giiinuuuwiiineee

Legion Of Doom
Vs
Brett Clark, and Cold Blooded Mike Bauce
Mark Turner - This next match is a HELL in the CELL Match...

Mark Turner -This is for the WCW World Tag Team Titles Introducing first, coming down the aisle, at at weight of over 4 hundred pounds! The team of Legion Of Doom!!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, coming down the aisle,the WCW World Tag Team Champions Brett Clark, and Cold Blooded Mike Bauce, they weigh in at over 500 pounds!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Wyte Rice is going to start this match against Brett Clark.

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Neil Headman - Lock up... Wyte Rice going for a suplex... Brett Clark blocks it... Wyte Rice trys again... Block and Brett Clark with a suplex of his own!! Brett Clark is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling Wyte Rice into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!! Brett Clark goes out to the floor pulling Wyte Rice along.

Missy Long - He's rubbing his face into the cage!!

Jessie Wild - Look at the Blood!

Neil Headman - Wyte Rice hops back to his feet. So Missy Long what do you think about Wyte Rice?

Missy Long - Oh me? I hate him.

Jessie Wild - Well thanks for your input. Wyte Rice sends Brett Clark to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Brett Clark. Wyte Rice is draping Brett Clark over the bottom ring rope. Choking him out on it!!

Neil Headman - If Brett Clark gives up Wyte Rice could win the match like that!

Missy Long - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Brett Clark has a blade and slashed Wyte Rices nose!

Jessie Wild - We've got a tag by Brett Clark which brings Cold Blooded Mike Bauce into the match.

Neil Headman - They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Wyte Rice comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Wyte Rice dives on to Cold Blooded Mike Bauce and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Cold Blooded Mike Bauce!

Missy Long - What an incredible series of punches!! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is out cold!

Jessie Wild - Tag by Wyte Rice. Hardcore will go at it now.

Neil Headman - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce hops back to his feet. We've got a pushing contest on our hands now. Oh Both men go down!

Missy Long - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce rocks him with a forearm!! Lock up... Cold Blooded Mike Bauce with an armdrag takedown. Hardcore taking an onslaught of punishment! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is pounding away at his entire body!

Jessie Wild - Leg drop across the throat of Cold Blooded Mike Bauce! Hardcore repeatedly slamming Cold Blooded Mike Bauces down! He could break his nose!! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is drenched in blood!!

Neil Headman - We've got a tag by Hardcore which brings Wyte Rice into the match.

Missy Long - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce hops back to his feet. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce charging at Wyte Rice.

Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice's with a back body drop, NO Cold Blooded Mike Bauce reverses into a Piledriver!! Lock up... Wyte Rice going for a suplex... Cold Blooded Mike Bauce blocks it... Wyte Rice trys again... Block and Cold Blooded Mike Bauce with a suplex of his own!! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce sends Wyte Rice over the top into the steel! Wyte Rice busted his head on that one!

Neil Headman - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is pulling him back in! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is trying to find a way out of the cage!

Missy Long - He better focus his attention on Wyte Rice.

Jessie Wild - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce goes back to his corner and tags in Brett Clark.

Neil Headman - Wyte Rice hops back to his feet. Knee lift by Wyte Rice takes Brett Clark to the ground. Wyte Rice stomping the face of Brett Clark. There's no need for that!

Missy Long - Brett Clark is going to his corner, he tags in Cold Blooded Mike Bauce.

Jessie Wild - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce picks him up and dumps Wyte Rice on his head! Look at the size of this Cage!

Neil Headman - Wyte Rice lunging toward Cold Blooded Mike Bauce and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Wyte Rice!! My GOD look at the blood in the ring!!

Missy Long - The tag was made and Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is going out, Brett Clark is coming in.

Jessie Wild - Brett Clark with repeated boots to the knee of Wyte Rice. Working the leg! Brett Clark Stomping away at the chest of Wyte Rice! Wyte Rices face is being slammed over and over by Brett Clark

Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!! Brett Clark measuring him up elbow smash! Brett Clark driving a knee into the spinal area of Wyte Rices back!! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Missy Long?

Missy Long - Well Brett Clark just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Brett Clark.

Jessie Wild - Brett Clark tags in Cold Blooded Mike Bauce.

Neil Headman - Wyte Rice rocks him with a forearm!! Lock up... Wyte Rice with an armdrag takedown. Wyte Rice repeatedly slamming Cold Blooded Mike Bauces down! He could break his nose!! Wyte Rice is moving back to his feet Boy do we have a fight on our hands with this one!! Look at the size of this Cage!

Missy Long - I'm glad I'm not in there with those men! It is definately a hell in that CELL!! This could be a carreer ender! This match is anything goes!! Wyte Rice stomping the face of Cold Blooded Mike Bauce into the mat!!

Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice pulling Cold Blooded Mike Bauce back to his feet. This cage is huge!! Test of strength, Cold Blooded Mike Bauce has a slight advantage .... Wyte Rice coming back ... Wyte Rice scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!!

Neil Headman - Hardcore tagged in by Wyte Rice.

Missy Long - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce drops a knee on lower leg of Hardcore! My GOD look at the blood in the ring!! Currently this match is all Cold Blooded Mike Bauce!

Jessie Wild - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce makes the tag, Brett Clark is coming in.

Neil Headman - Hardcore Stomping away at the chest of Brett Clark! Hardcore with repeated boots to the knee of Brett Clark. Working the leg! Atomic Drop by Hardcore send Brett Clark to the ground! Brett Clarks face is being slammed over and over by Hardcore

Missy Long - That could cave in his face!! Hardcore driving a knee into the spinal area of Brett Clarks back!! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Well Hardcore just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Hardcore.

Neil Headman - Brett Clark is going to his corner, he tags in Cold Blooded Mike Bauce.

Missy Long - Hardcore rocks him with a forearm!! Leg drop across the throat of Cold Blooded Mike Bauce! Hardcore spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Cold Blooded Mike Bauce

Jessie Wild - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce makes the tag, Brett Clark is coming in.

Neil Headman - Hardcore taking an onslaught of punishment! Brett Clark is pounding away at his entire body! Brett Clark measuring him up elbow smash! The Lethal Leg TrapHardcore is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!

[Brett Clark won the match in 24 minutes and 59 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winners... Breeett Claaark and Cold Blooded Mike Bauce