Jenna Jameson - I can hardly hear myself think, the crowd is totally going wild in the D.C. Armory-Starplex - Washington, DC. This is WCW Saturday Night Trench Wars!!! We've got on hell-of-a event to come, lets get things under way! with a tape of some earlier action
(tape)
As Kane and Abel were preparing for their match with F.F.O.W., F.F.O.W.
ran into their locker room and persistantly beat them with chairs. AS
Maverick dragged Kane to the trash can Supersonic Boom continously hit Abel with DDTs on
the chair. When Maverick got Kane over to the trash can he threw him in.
Supersonic Boom said as the two walked off,"These two have no idea what they are in
for when they step in the ring with us!!"
(Nothing Else Matters starts to play on the loudspeakers as the Dangerous
Alliance head to the ring amidst the roar of the crowd. Neil Headman is in the ring ready
to do the interview.)
Neil Headman: Welcome DA. Alright let's get down to business. First of all, Cold Blooded
Mike Bauce. This business with you and Casper and Fiend. What's going on with that?
Cold Blooded Mike Bauce: Look, Neil. I'm not the one who backed out of the match at Havoc,
they did. If Casper wants a shot at the title he can have it...after Havoc. He doesn't
deserve it right now. Period.
Neil Headman: And what's the big idea of attacking the opponents of Connor McCloud?
Cold Blooded Mike Bauce: Neil, we want him in our stable. He needs to give us an answer by
Nitro or else he's in trouble.
Neil Headman: OK, Vinnie, Randy. Makaveli and Edge want your belts what do you have to say
to that?
Randy Reno: Bring em on! We'll face them this Monday night for the titles. And we will
leave the building after Nitro with the belts firmly attached to our waists.
Neil Headman: One more thing, Mr. Bauce. What's this deal with the female you desire? Who
is she?
Cold Blooded Mike Bauce: You want to know, Neil? You really want to know??? OK, then i'll
tell you. But let me tell you this. I want an answer about this by Monday whether or not
she'll be my manager. Alright, Neil the moment you've been waiting for. It's her.
(Cold Blooded Mike Bauce points at Jenna Jameson.)
Neil Headman: WHAT????!?!? Jenna Jameson? Are you serious??
Cold Blooded Mike Bauce: Does it look like i'm joking? I need an answer by Monday, baby.
(With that The Dangerous Alliance leaves the ring area.)
Neil Headman: Holy cow! Jenna what do you have to say?
Jenna Jameson: I don't know. I guess i'll think about it over the weekend and i'll have my
answer on Monday.
Neil Headman: Alright, then. Fans, what an unbelievable occurence here on Saturday night.
Cold Blooded Mike Bauce asks the one and only Jenna Jameson to be his manager. Now on to
the next match. This has been one crazy night so far!
Green Beret
Vs
Randy Reno
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [The Great Milinko starts to play "Green Beret" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Gainsville Fl, Greeeeeen Beeereeet!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Green Beret makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Randy Reno steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 270 pounds, from Reno Nv, Raaandy Reeenooo!!!!!!!!!!!
[Randy Reno walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Green Beret is taking over from the start.
Diving forearm sends Randy Reno to the mat!! [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Neil Headman - Lock up... Green Beret with an armdrag takedown. Currently this match is all Green Beret! Green Beret is moving back to his feet
Jenna Jameson - Randy Reno hops back to his feet. Randy Reno picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Green Beret. Randy Reno's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Green Beret is to quick! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Green Beret makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Figure four attempt by Randy Reno. Green Beret kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Green Beret!
Jessie Wild - Green Beret hops back to his feet. We've got a stare down.
Neil Headman - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Randy Reno down hard!! What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Green Beret with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Green Beret with the hair of Randy Reno.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Cover by Green Beret ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Randy Reno has his foot on the ropes!
Jenna Jameson - Quick cover by Green Beret Randy Reno kicks out before the one count! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No. Green Beret comes down across the back of Randy Reno with a double axe handle!! Randy Reno just can't make it to his feet! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Randy Reno moving back to his feet Green Beret scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jenna Jameson - Pinning combination by Green Beret ...1 ...2 ... Randy Reno grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Randy Reno climbing back to his feet, Green Beret moves in... Vertical Suplex! Randy Reno is out cold! We're not seeing much offense from Randy Reno. Green Beret with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Green Beret is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Randy Reno Got out of it! He's lucky!
Neil Headman - Good moves by Green Beret. Green Beret pulling Randy Reno back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - Tie up... snap suplex by Randy Reno. Nicely executed move. Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Well Randy Reno just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Randy Reno. Randy Reno is moving back to his feet Figure four attempt by Randy Reno. Green Beret kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Green Beret!
Jenna Jameson - Randy Reno picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Randy Reno with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Neil Headman - What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Green Beret sure could use some help now.
Jessie Wild - Green Beret is ROCKED with a big elbow! Green Beret is stumbling. Randy Reno out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Green Beret went down quick! The Royal FlushRandy Reno goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Randy Reno won the match in 16 minutes and 43 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Raaandy Reeenooo
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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K-Dogg
Vs
Taz
Mark Turner - This next match is a "I QUIT" match...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW Cruiserweight Championship [Get At Me Dawg starts to play "K-Dogg" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Mexico, K-Dooogg!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[K-Dogg makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Taz's Theme plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Brooklyn, weighing 221 The WCW Cruiserweight Champion. He is Taaaz!!!
[Taz walks to the ring.]
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jessie Wild - A kick to the face takes Taz off his feet. Taz needs to try for a comeback! K-Dogg with the hair of Taz.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!
Jenna Jameson - K-Dogg is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling Taz into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!! K-Dogg is draping Taz over the bottom ring rope. Choking him out on it!!
Jessie Wild - If Taz gives up K-Dogg could win the match like that! Taz is stumbling. Taz is ROCKED with a big elbow! K-Dogg dives on to Taz and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Taz!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!
Jenna Jameson - K-Dogg stomping the face of Taz into the mat!! K-Dogg is choking Taz with the middle ring rope!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No. K-Dogg picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Neil Headman - K-Dogg has a cable choking Taz out with it. Taz is tapping out! He has to say I Quit.
Jenna Jameson - His head was ready to explode!! Tazs head is being beaten to a pulp with some kind of spiked object!
Jessie Wild - K-Dogg is ruthless!! Taz moving to his feet. K-Dogg kicks him back down! K-Dogg pulling Taz back to his feet. So Neil Headman what do you think about K-Dogg?
Neil Headman - Oh me? I hate him.
Jenna Jameson - Well thanks for your input. K-Dogg with a snapmare take down!
Jessie Wild - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! K-Dogg is on top of Taz biting his forehead!! My God! Good moves by K-Dogg. Figure four attempt by K-Dogg. Taz kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Taz!
Jessie Wild - Taz hops back to his feet. Taz is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on K-Dogg's chest!
Neil Headman - Chop to the kidney area by Taz stuns K-Dogg. Taz is going out of the ring and getting a chair!
Jenna Jameson - OHHH K-Dogg took a solid head shot! Taz sends K-Dogg over the top into the gaurd rail! K-Dogg busted his head on that one!
Jessie Wild - Taz is pulling him back in! K-Dogg needs to try for a comeback! What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call!
Jenna Jameson - K-Dogg sure could use some help now. Taz is pumeling K-Dogg on the ground!! That's insane!! Taz stomping the face of K-Dogg into the mat!! Taz is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling K-Dogg into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!!
Jessie Wild - Taz is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - K-Dogg Got out of it! He's lucky! Taz out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! K-Dogg went down quick! K-Dogg is stumbling. Taz with the hair of K-Dogg.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!
Jessie Wild - K-Dogg hops back to his feet. Taz taunting K-Dogg a bit. OHHHHH K-Dogg with a big scoop slam!! What's Taz gonna say to that? Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Jenna Jameson - K-Dogg is on top of Taz biting his forehead!! My God! Tazs head is being beaten to a pulp with some kind of spiked object!
Jessie Wild - K-Dogg is ruthless!! Taz climbing back to his feet, K-Dogg moves in... Vertical Suplex! K-Dogg levels Taz with a chair!
Neil Headman - Now he's working the knee with the chair!!
Jenna Jameson - Figure four attempt by K-Dogg. Taz kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Taz! K-Dogg is draping Taz over the bottom ring rope. Choking him out on it!!
Neil Headman - If Taz gives up K-Dogg could win the match like that! Good moves by K-Dogg. K-Dogg is applying a chair to the ankle of Taz! Off the top on to the chair!!
Jenna Jameson - That will about do it for that ankle. K-Dogg comes down across the back of Taz with a double axe handle!! Taz just can't make it to his feet!
Jessie Wild - K-Dogg picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Taz is out cold! Taz drops to one knee. K-Dogg bends the chair over his head.
Neil Headman - He falls to the ground. K-Dogg is beating him senseless with the chair!! Taz is quitting. He said I QUIT!!
[K-Dogg won the match in 22 minutes and 24 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... and Neeeeww WCW Cruiserweight Champion K-Dooogg
Makaveli
Vs
Navy Seal
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Makaveli steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 175 pounds, from Los Angeles Ca, Maaakaaaveeeliii!!!!!!!!!!!
[Makaveli makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [The Great Milinko starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Navy Seal. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Gainsville Fl, Followed to the ring by Vixen, Introducing Naaavy Seeeaaal!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Navy Seal walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Makaveli is taking over from the start.
Makaveli levels Navy Seal with a foot to the face. [Ring, Ring, Ring]
Neil Headman - Pinning combination by Makaveli ...1 ...2 ... Navy Seal grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Makaveli picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Good moves by Makaveli. Navy Seal sure could use some help now. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Makaveli comes down across the back of Navy Seal with a double axe handle!! Navy Seal just can't make it to his feet!
Jessie Wild - Figure four attempt by Makaveli. Navy Seal kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Navy Seal! Makaveli pulling Navy Seal back to his feet. Makaveli sends Navy Seal to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Navy Seal. Navy Seal needs to try for a comeback! Navy Seal moving to his feet. Makaveli kicks him back down!
Jenna Jameson - Navy Seal is ROCKED with a big elbow! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Navy Seal makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Makaveli pulling Navy Seal back to his feet. Kick to the gut knocks Navy Seal out of balance. Makaveli follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Makaveli with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Navy Seal is stumbling.
Jenna Jameson - Navy Seal hops back to his feet. Makaveli goes spinning as Navy Seal connects with a german uppercut!
Jessie Wild - Navy Seal scoops slams Makaveli and boy did he hit hard!! Cover by Navy Seal ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Makaveli.
Neil Headman - Makaveli hops back to his feet. Makaveli attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Navy Seal tries for some of his own and Makaveli blocks and applys a standing armbar!
Jenna Jameson - Navy Seal isn't going to give up to that! Makaveli charges in with a shoulder, which takes Navy Seal off his feet. We're not seeing much offense from Navy Seal. Makaveli with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Jessie Wild - Pinning combination by Makaveli ...1 ...2 ... Navy Seal grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Cover by Makaveli ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Navy Seal has his foot on the ropes! Makaveli's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Navy Seal is to quick! Boston crab being applied by Makaveli ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Navy Seal got out of that at the last second!
Jessie Wild - Quick cover by Makaveli Navy Seal kicks out before the one count! Makaveli out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Navy Seal went down quick!
Neil Headman - Navy Seal climbing back to his feet, Makaveli moves in... Vertical Suplex! Navy Seal is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jenna Jameson - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Navy Seal makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Navy Seal sure could use some help now. Navy Seal needs to try for a comeback! 7 Day TheroyNavy Seal is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[Makaveli won the match in 14 minutes and 57 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Maaakaaaveeeliii
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Edge
Vs
The Incredible Hulk
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [All Out starts to play "Edge" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Toronto Ontario, Edgeee!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Edge makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 256 pounds, [Fans cheer as The Incredible Hulk walks out] Theee Increeediiibleee Huuulk!!!
[The Incredible Hulk walks to the ring.]
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jessie Wild - The Incredible Hulk sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Chop to the kidney area by The Incredible Hulk stuns Edge. The Incredible Hulk sends Edge to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Edge. Quick cover by The Incredible Hulk Edge kicks out before the one count! The Incredible Hulk pulling Edge back to his feet. Edge is dazed!
Neil Headman - The Incredible Hulk picks him up and dumps Edge on his head! Boston crab being applied by The Incredible Hulk ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Edge got out of that at the last second! The Incredible Hulk with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No.
Neil Headman - Edge hops back to his feet. Knee to the stomach sends The Incredible Hulk to the mat! Good moves by Edge. Edge lifting The Incredible Hulk into position for something. He devastated the neck of The Incredible Hulk with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Jenna Jameson - What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! The Incredible Hulk moving to his feet. Edge kicks him back down! Edge out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! The Incredible Hulk went down quick! Pinning combination by Edge ...1 ...2 ... The Incredible Hulk grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Edge's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on The Incredible Hulk is to quick! The Incredible Hulk moving back to his feet Edge scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jenna Jameson - Edge picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Cover by Edge ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by The Incredible Hulk. We're not seeing much offense from The Incredible Hulk.
Jessie Wild - Edge with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Edge with the hair of The Incredible Hulk.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! The Incredible Hulk needs to try for a comeback! Cover by Edge ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes The Incredible Hulk has his foot on the ropes! Quick cover by Edge The Incredible Hulk kicks out before the one count!
Neil Headman - Boston crab being applied by Edge ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! The Incredible Hulk got out of that at the last second! Figure four attempt by Edge. The Incredible Hulk kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of The Incredible Hulk!
Neil Headman - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . The Incredible Hulk makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. The Incredible Hulk sure could use some help now. Edge dives on to The Incredible Hulk and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of The Incredible Hulk!
Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Edge with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! The Incredible Hulk is out cold! Edge pulling The Incredible Hulk back to his feet.
Neil Headman - The Incredible Hulk picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! The Incredible Hulk pulling Edge back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by The Incredible Hulk stuns Edge. A dazed Edge is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. The Incredible Hulk slamming the head of Edge into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] The Incredible Hulk picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Jenna Jameson - Edge hops back to his feet. We've got a stare down.
Jessie Wild - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks The Incredible Hulk down hard!! Downward SpiralEdge goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Edge won the match in 19 minutes and 49 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Edgeee
Mystik
Vs
Warrior
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW European Championship [Give Me The World starts to play A sign reads "Mystik will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Hialeah Fl, the WCW KOTR Champion Introducing Mystik.
[Mystik makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Warriors Theme Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from Parts Unknown, standing 6'3", weighing 225, He is the WCW European Champion!! Lets hear it for Waaarriiiooor!!!
[Warrior walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - Diving forearm sends Warrior to the mat!! Mystik is moving back to his feet Mystik is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Warrior Got out of it! He's lucky! Warrior sure could use some help now. Warrior is stumbling. Pinning combination by Mystik ...1 ...2 ... Warrior grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Jenna Jameson - Figure four attempt by Mystik. Warrior kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Warrior! Mystik lifting Warrior into position for something. He devastated the neck of Warrior with a Tombstone type piledriver. Mystik dives on to Warrior and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Warrior!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Mystik picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Warrior is out cold! Mystik pulling Warrior back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - Warrior scoops him up fall away slam!!! Mystik is out cold! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Warrior out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Mystik went down quick! Pinning combination by Warrior ...1 ...2 ... Mystik grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Neil Headman - Mystik sure could use some help now. Mystik moving back to his feet Warrior scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Warrior with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Cover by Warrior ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Mystik.
Jessie Wild - Mystik lunging toward Warrior and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Mystik!! Mystik is moving back to his feet What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call! Warrior needs to try for a comeback! We're not seeing much offense from Warrior. Pinning combination by Mystik ...1 ...2 ... Warrior grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Jenna Jameson - Warrior is stumbling. Figure four attempt by Mystik. Warrior kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Warrior! Mystik out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Warrior went down quick! Mystik stomping the face of Warrior. There's no need for that!
Neil Headman - Mystik is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Warrior Got out of it! He's lucky! Mystik with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Warrior climbing back to his feet, Mystik moves in... Vertical Suplex! Mystik's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Warrior is to quick! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Jessie Wild - Warrior hops back to his feet. Mystik goes spinning as Warrior connects with a german uppercut! Warrior charges in with a shoulder, which takes Mystik off his feet. Good moves by Warrior. Warrior out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Mystik went down quick! Cover by Warrior ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Mystik has his foot on the ropes!
Neil Headman - Warrior is trying to pull Mystik back to his feet. Mystik with an eye gouge!! Down goes Warrior! Cover by Mystik ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Warrior. Warrior is out cold! Mystik comes down across the back of Warrior with a double axe handle!! Warrior just can't make it to his feet!
Jenna Jameson - Warrior hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Warrior may have broken some of Mystiks teeth! Mystik is ROCKED with a big elbow! We're not seeing much offense from Mystik. Mystik slides out to the floor! Warrior follows him. They're fighting in the aisle [..1..2] Warrior sends Mystik into the stands. [..6]
Jessie Wild - Mystik just leveled him with a chair! [..9..10]
[Warrior and Mystik were both disqualified in 17 minutes and 14 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen this match has been rule a double disqualification!!
Saturn
Vs
Scrounger
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Where my Dogs At starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Detroit Mi, weighing in at 200 pounds, He stands 5'11", Saturn.
[Saturn makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Cotton Eye Joe plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Slums Of New York, weighing 160 He is Scrooouuungeeer!!!
[Scrounger walks to the ring.]
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jessie Wild - Scrounger sends Saturn to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Saturn. Scrounger pulling Saturn back to his feet. Kick to the stomach by Scrounger sends Saturn down! Saturn moving back to his feet Scrounger scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Scrounger is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Saturn Got out of it! He's lucky!
Jenna Jameson - Scrounger is trying to pull Saturn back to his feet. Saturn with an eye gouge!! Down goes Scrounger! Saturn with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Neil Headman - Scrounger hops back to his feet. Scrounger picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Scrounger with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Scrounger comes down across the back of Saturn with a double axe handle!! Saturn just can't make it to his feet! Scrounger picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Jessie Wild - Pinning combination by Scrounger ...1 ...2 ... Saturn grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Good moves by Scrounger. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No.
Jenna Jameson - Saturn is out cold! Scrounger with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Boston crab being applied by Scrounger ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Saturn got out of that at the last second!
Neil Headman - Saturn is stumbling. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Jessie Wild - What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call! Cover by Scrounger ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Saturn. Saturn climbing back to his feet, Scrounger moves in... Vertical Suplex! Saturn moving to his feet. Scrounger kicks him back down! Figure four attempt by Scrounger. Saturn kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Saturn!
Jessie Wild - Saturn is ROCKED with a big elbow! Scrounger out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Saturn went down quick! Scrounger's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Saturn is to quick! Scrounger is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Saturn Got out of it! He's lucky! Saturn moving back to his feet Scrounger scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jessie Wild - Saturn hops back to his feet. Saturn charges in with a shoulder, which takes Scrounger off his feet. Cover by Saturn ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Scrounger. Quick cover by Saturn Scrounger kicks out before the one count! Saturn with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Saturn lifting Scrounger into position for something. He devastated the neck of Scrounger with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Neil Headman - Scrounger moving back to his feet Saturn scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Cover by Saturn ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Scrounger has his foot on the ropes! Saturn picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Scrounger is out cold! Death Valley DriverSaturn goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Saturn won the match in 13 minutes and 46 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Saaatuuurn
US Troopers
Vs
K-9's
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Introducing first, weighing in at over 5 hundred pounds, the team consisting of US Troopers !!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, headed to the ring is 642 pounds of flesh and muscle, the team of K-9's!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Navy Seal is going to start this match against T-Bone.
Neil Headman - T-Bone is taking over from the start.
Knee to the stomach sends Navy Seal to the mat! [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jenna Jameson - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Navy Seal makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. T-Bone is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Navy Seal Got out of it! He's lucky! T-Bone lifting Navy Seal into position for something. He devastated the neck of Navy Seal with a Tombstone type piledriver. Quick cover by T-Bone Navy Seal kicks out before the one count! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No. What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call!
Neil Headman - Navy Seal hops back to his feet. We've got a stare down.
Jenna Jameson - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks T-Bone down hard!!
Jessie Wild - We've got a tag by Navy Seal which brings Green Beret into the match.
Neil Headman - Green Beret picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Green Beret pulling T-Bone back to his feet. Green Beret applys a standing bear hug, lifts T-Bone up and drops him down!!
Jenna Jameson - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! T-Bone moving back to his feet Green Beret scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jessie Wild - T-Bone hops back to his feet. Tie up... snap suplex by T-Bone. Nicely executed move. A huge boot to the face sends Green Beret off his feet! T-Bone Stomping away at the chest of Green Beret! Atomic Drop by T-Bone send Green Beret to the ground! T-Bone repeatedly slamming Green Berets down! He could break his nose!!
Neil Headman - Fang wants in the ring and T-Bone tags him in.
Jenna Jameson - Green Beret sure could use some help now. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Boston crab being applied by Fang ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Green Beret got out of that at the last second! Fang with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Pinning combination by Fang ...1 ...2 ... Green Beret grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Jenna Jameson - Green Beret hops back to his feet. Knee to the stomach sends Fang to the mat! Good moves by Green Beret. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Fang makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call!
Jenna Jameson - Tag by Green Beret. Navy Seal will go at it now.
Jessie Wild - Fang hops back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by Fang stuns Navy Seal. Diving forearm sends Navy Seal to the mat!! Fang with repeated boots to the knee of Navy Seal. Working the leg!
Neil Headman - Navy Seal taking an onslaught of punishment! Fang is pounding away at his entire body! Fang driving a knee into the spinal area of Navy Seals back!!
Jenna Jameson - Fangs face is being slammed over and over by Navy Seal
Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! Lock up... Navy Seal with an armdrag takedown. Navy Seal Stomping away at the chest of Fang!
Neil Headman - A huge boot to the face sends Fang off his feet! Navy Seal spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Fang
[US Troopers won the match in 17 minutes and 52 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... US Troooooopeeers
Abel, and Kane
Vs
Perfection
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Introducing first, weighing in at over 4 hundred pounds, the team consisting of Abel, and Kane!!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 471, the team of Perfection!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Kane is going to start this match against Paragon.
Neil Headman - Paragon is taking over from the start.
Huge Bulldog by Paragon may have broken some of Kanes teeth! [Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jenna Jameson - Kane sure could use some help now. Cover by Paragon ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Kane. Paragon out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Kane went down quick! Kane is stumbling.
Jessie Wild - Kane hops back to his feet. Kane with a snapmare take down! Kane dives on to Paragon and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Paragon!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!
Jenna Jameson - Paragon hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Kane with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Paragon counters with a right of his own! Down goes Kane! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Kane makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Figure four attempt by Paragon. Kane kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Kane!
Jenna Jameson - Cover by Paragon ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Kane has his foot on the ropes! Boston crab being applied by Paragon ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Kane got out of that at the last second!
Neil Headman - Good moves by Paragon. Paragon comes down across the back of Kane with a double axe handle!! Kane just can't make it to his feet! We're not seeing much offense from Kane.
Jenna Jameson - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No. Paragon is all over Kane! He's choking him out!! Kane won't be able to take that for long!
Neil Headman - Kane needs to try for a comeback! Paragon stomping the face of Kane. There's no need for that! Kane moving to his feet. Paragon kicks him back down!
Jenna Jameson - We've got a tag by Paragon which brings Chris Jerhico into the match.
Jessie Wild - Kane hops back to his feet. Kane charges in with a shoulder, which takes Chris Jerhico off his feet.
Neil Headman - Quick cover by Kane Chris Jerhico kicks out before the one count! Chris Jerhico is stumbling. Pinning combination by Kane ...1 ...2 ... Chris Jerhico grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Jenna Jameson - Kane is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Chris Jerhico Got out of it! He's lucky! Kane picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Roll up by Kane pins Chris Jerhicos shoulders to the mat.
Neil Headman - He could have him right now! Billy Dunn ...ONE ...TWO ...THREE!!!
[Kane won the match in 15 minutes and 57 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Kaaaneee and Abeeel
Hells Angels
Vs
The Excaliburs
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This is for the WCW Can-Am Tag Team Championship Introducing first, headed to the ring is 415 pounds of flesh and muscle, the team of Hells Angels !!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, weighing in at over 5 hundred pounds,the WCW Can-Am Tag Team Champions the team consisting of The Excaliburs!!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Makaveli is going to start this match against Vinnie Vegas.
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Neil Headman - A dazed Makaveli is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. Makaveli taunting Vinnie Vegas a bit. OHHHHH Vinnie Vegas with a big scoop slam!! What's Makaveli gonna say to that? Makaveli is out cold! Boston crab being applied by Vinnie Vegas ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Makaveli got out of that at the last second!
Jessie Wild - Makaveli hops back to his feet. Kick to the stomach by Makaveli sends Vinnie Vegas down! Makaveli picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Makaveli comes down across the back of Vinnie Vegas with a double axe handle!! Vinnie Vegas just can't make it to his feet! Makaveli lifting Vinnie Vegas into position for something. He devastated the neck of Vinnie Vegas with a Tombstone type piledriver. Vinnie Vegas moving back to his feet Makaveli scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Neil Headman - Vinnie Vegas hops back to his feet. Vinnie Vegas sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Vinnie Vegas picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Good moves by Vinnie Vegas. Vinnie Vegas out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Makaveli went down quick!
Jenna Jameson - Vinnie Vegas tags in Randy Reno.
Jessie Wild - Makaveli hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Makaveli pulls it off and drops Randy Reno like yesterdays newspaper! Makaveli's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Randy Reno is to quick!
Jenna Jameson - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Makaveli with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Cover by Makaveli ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Randy Reno has his foot on the ropes! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Randy Reno makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Quick cover by Makaveli Randy Reno kicks out before the one count!
Jessie Wild - Makaveli makes the tag, Edge is coming in.
Neil Headman - Randy Reno hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Edge with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Randy Reno counters with a right of his own! Down goes Edge! Pinning combination by Randy Reno ...1 ...2 ... Edge grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Edge is ROCKED with a big elbow! Edge moving to his feet. Randy Reno kicks him back down! Randy Reno comes down across the back of Edge with a double axe handle!! Edge just can't make it to his feet!
Jenna Jameson - Edge is going to his corner, he tags in Makaveli.
Jessie Wild - Randy Reno scoops slams Makaveli and boy did he hit hard!! Randy Reno picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Makaveli is out cold! Randy Reno is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Makaveli Got out of it! He's lucky! Makaveli needs to try for a comeback!
Jenna Jameson - What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Makaveli sure could use some help now. Randy Reno out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Makaveli went down quick!
Neil Headman - Makaveli hops back to his feet. Lock up... Randy Reno going for a suplex... Makaveli blocks it... Randy Reno trys again... Block and Makaveli with a suplex of his own!!
Jenna Jameson - Randy Reno hops back to his feet. Randy Reno picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Randy Reno lifting Makaveli into position for something. He devastated the neck of Makaveli with a Tombstone type piledriver. The Royal FlushRandy Reno goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[The Excaliburs won the match in 17 minutes and 56 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Excaaaliiibuuurs
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Casper
Vs
Steve Austin
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Chicago Street Fight...
Mark Turner - Coming down the aisle, weighing 230 pounds, [fans hold up Casper sucks signs] Casper.
[Casper makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Iron Man Begins...][Boos cover up the announcement]coming from Victoria Tx, standing 6'0", weighing 260, coming to the ring with The Commadant, Steve Austin.
[Steve Austin walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Casper is taking over from the start.
Talk about HardCore!!! [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Neil Headman - Kick to the gut knocks Bad Ass out of balance. Casper follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Steve Austin needs to try for a comeback! Boston crab being applied by Casper ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Steve Austin got out of that at the last second! Casper is all over Steve Austin! He's choking him out!! Steve Austin won't be able to take that for long! We're not seeing much offense from Bad Ass.
Jessie Wild - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. Casper dives on to Steve Austin and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Bad Ass!
Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Casper comes down across the back of Bad Ass with a double axe handle!! Steve Austin just can't make it to his feet! Bad Ass is ROCKED with a big elbow! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Neil Headman - Casper stomping the face of Steve Austin. There's no need for that! Steve Austin sure could use some help now. Steve Austin moving to his feet. Casper kicks him back down! Figure four attempt by Casper. Steve Austin kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Steve Austin! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call!
Neil Headman - Steve Austin is out cold! Casper out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Steve Austin went down quick! Good moves by Casper.
Jenna Jameson - Bad Ass lunging toward Casper and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Steve Austin!! Bad Ass Stomping away at the chest of Casper! Bad Ass drops a knee on lower leg of Casper! Bad Ass driving a knee into the spinal area of Caspers back!!
Jessie Wild - Casper is moving back to his feet Steve Austin needs to try for a comeback! Casper is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Bad Ass Got out of it! He's lucky! Boston crab being applied by Casper ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Steve Austin got out of that at the last second! Casper's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Bad Ass is to quick! Casper is all over Bad Ass! He's choking him out!! Steve Austin won't be able to take that for long!
Neil Headman - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No. Bad Ass moving back to his feet Casper scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Casper dives on to Steve Austin and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Steve Austin!
Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! We're not seeing much offense from Bad Ass.
Jenna Jameson - Bad Ass sure could use some help now. Casper lifting Steve Austin into position for something. He devastated the neck of Bad Ass with a Tombstone type piledriver. Bad Ass moving to his feet. Casper kicks him back down! Steve Austin is ROCKED with a big elbow! Casper stomping the face of Steve Austin. There's no need for that!
Jessie Wild - Steve Austin hops back to his feet. Oh! Casper got nailed by Bad Ass nailing him with a hockey stick!!! Steve Austin out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Casper went down quick! Steve Austin comes down across the back of Casper with a double axe handle!! Casper just can't make it to his feet!
Neil Headman - Casper lunging toward Bad Ass and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Casper!! Casper drops a knee on lower leg of Steve Austin! Oh! The kitchen sink got used on Steve Austin's head! Hes out! Casper pins 1...2...3!!! Casper has won the match! Oh! Steve Austin is being carried away in a stretcher!
[Casper won the match in 14 minutes and 51 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Caaaspeeer
Kevin Nash
Vs
The Rock
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW International Championship [Wolfpak Theme starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Kevin Nash. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Pheonix Az, Introducing Keeeviiin Naaash!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Kevin Nash makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 275 pounds, [fans hold up The Rock sucks signs] The Rock.
[The Rock walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - Diving forearm sends The Rock to the mat!! Kevin Nash measuring him up elbow smash!
Neil Headman - Lock up... The Rock with an armdrag takedown. Kevin Nash taking an onslaught of punishment! The Rock is pounding away at his entire body! Leg drop across the throat of Kevin Nash! The Rock drops a knee on lower leg of Kevin Nash!
Jenna Jameson - Kevin Nash is moving back to his feet The Rock is stumbling.
Jessie Wild - Kevin Nash is trying to pull The Rock back to his feet. The Rock with an eye gouge!! Down goes Kevin Nash! The Rock pulling Kevin Nash back to his feet.
Neil Headman - Kevin Nash scoops slams The Rock and boy did he hit hard!! Kevin Nash's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on The Rock is to quick! We're not seeing much offense from The Rock. The Rock is ROCKED with a big elbow! Kevin Nash is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - The Rock Got out of it! He's lucky!
Neil Headman - The Rock lunging toward Kevin Nash and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by The Rock!! The Rock Stomping away at the chest of Kevin Nash! The Rock repeatedly slamming Kevin Nashs down! He could break his nose!! The Rock spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Kevin Nash
Jenna Jameson - Currently this match is all The Rock! Currently this match is all The Rock! Lock up... The Rock with an armdrag takedown. The Rock measuring him up elbow smash!
Jessie Wild - Kevin Nash taking an onslaught of punishment! The Rock is pounding away at his entire body! Leg drop across the throat of Kevin Nash! The Rock is moving back to his feet Pinning combination by The Rock ...1 ...2 ... Kevin Nash grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Neil Headman - Kevin Nash hops back to his feet. Kevin Nash charges in with a shoulder, which takes The Rock off his feet. Kevin Nash with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Jessie Wild - The Rock hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Kevin Nash with a left... right... left ... another! Block by The Rock counters with a right of his own! Down goes Kevin Nash! What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call! Figure four attempt by The Rock. Kevin Nash kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Kevin Nash! Roll up by The Rock pins Kevin Nashs shoulders to the mat.
Jessie Wild - He could have him right now! Billy Dunn ...ONE ...TWO ...THREE!!!
[The Rock won the match in 13 minutes and 42 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Rooock
Krypt
Vs
Fiend
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner -This is for the WCW Can-Am Championship [Get At Me Dawg starts to play A sign reads "Krypt will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Hialeah, Fl, Introducing Krypt.
[Krypt makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Fiend steps out of the entrance area, the crowd boos, a fan holds a "Fiend will lose!!" sign in front of the camera] Coming down the aisle, weighing 280 pounds, from New Orleans, the man you love to hate,the WCW Can-Am Champion Fiiieeend!!!!!!!!!!!
[Fiend walks to the ring.]
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jessie Wild - Lockup, Oh Fiend with a cheap shot. Down goes Krypt. Fiend scoops slams Krypt and boy did he hit hard!! Fiend comes down across the back of Krypt with a double axe handle!! Krypt just can't make it to his feet! Fiend is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Krypt Got out of it! He's lucky! Fiend stomping the face of Krypt. There's no need for that! Cover by Fiend ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Krypt.
Jenna Jameson - Krypt hops back to his feet. Krypt applys a standing bear hug, lifts Fiend up and drops him down!!
Jessie Wild - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! Fiend needs to try for a comeback! Krypt pulling Fiend back to his feet.
Neil Headman - Fiend now stalking behind Krypt rake to the back!!
Jenna Jameson - Look at the pain on Krypts face! Fiend sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! A kick to the face takes Krypt off his feet. Quick cover by Fiend Krypt kicks out before the one count! Fiend out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Krypt went down quick!
Jessie Wild - Fiend with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Pinning combination by Fiend ...1 ...2 ... Krypt grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Jenna Jameson - Krypt climbing back to his feet, Fiend moves in... Vertical Suplex! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Krypt moving to his feet. Fiend kicks him back down! Krypt moving back to his feet Fiend scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Boston crab being applied by Fiend ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Krypt got out of that at the last second! Fiend is all over Krypt! He's choking him out!! Krypt won't be able to take that for long!
Jenna Jameson - Fiend is trying to pull Krypt back to his feet. Krypt with an eye gouge!! Down goes Fiend! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Fiend makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Krypt picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Neil Headman - Krypt comes down across the back of Fiend with a double axe handle!! Fiend just can't make it to his feet! Fiend is out cold! Krypt with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Figure four attempt by Krypt. Fiend kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Fiend!
Jessie Wild - Fiend lunging toward Krypt and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Fiend!! Fiend spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Krypt
Neil Headman - Fiend is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Krypt Got out of it! He's lucky! Fiend's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Krypt is to quick! Krypt needs to try for a comeback!
Neil Headman - Krypt hops back to his feet. Krypt connects with a chop to the chest of Fiend. Krypt picks him up and dumps Fiend on his head! Fiend climbing back to his feet, Krypt moves in... Vertical Suplex! Krypt hooks a boston crab
Jenna Jameson - Can he turn him over???
Jessie Wild - YESS!! Now will Fiend tap out?? Billy Dunn is asking him, and He does!! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell.
[Krypt won the match in 21 minutes and 21 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner...and new WCW Can-Am Champion Krypt
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Bizzy Bone
Vs
Green Beret
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Thug Kuv starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Clevland Oh, weighing in at 222 pounds, He stands 6'1", Bizzy Bone.
[Bizzy Bone makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [The Great Milinko plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle with Vixen, from Gainsville Fl, weighing 253 He is Greeeeeen Beeereeet!!!
[Green Beret walks to the ring.]
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jessie Wild - Bizzy Bone is trying an to get back offensive.
Neil Headman - He's charging at Green Beret and Green Beret sends him down with a hip toss! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Bizzy Bone makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Quick cover by Green Beret Bizzy Bone kicks out before the one count!
Jessie Wild - Bizzy Bone lunging toward Green Beret and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Bizzy Bone!! A huge boot to the face sends Green Beret off his feet!
Neil Headman - Lock up... Bizzy Bone with an armdrag takedown. Bizzy Bone measuring him up elbow smash! Bizzy Bone is moving back to his feet
Jenna Jameson - Green Beret hops back to his feet. Green Beret and Bizzy Bone are going to lock up. Green Beret has the advantage. Green Beret has him up in a vertical suplex!
Jessie Wild - Bizzy Bone was up there for quite a while! Bizzy Bone moving to his feet. Green Beret kicks him back down!
Neil Headman - Green Beret is trying to pull Bizzy Bone back to his feet. Bizzy Bone with an eye gouge!! Down goes Green Beret! Figure four attempt by Bizzy Bone. Green Beret kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Green Beret! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No.
Neil Headman - Green Beret hops back to his feet. Green Beret attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Bizzy Bone tries for some of his own and Green Beret blocks and applys a standing armbar!
Jenna Jameson - Bizzy Bone isn't going to give up to that! Green Beret with a snapmare take down!
Jessie Wild - Bizzy Bone is out cold! What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call! Good moves by Green Beret. Green Beret with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Green Beret's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Bizzy Bone is to quick!
Jessie Wild - Green Beret is trying to pull Bizzy Bone back to his feet. Bizzy Bone with an eye gouge!! Down goes Green Beret! Green Beret needs to try for a comeback! Green Beret is out cold! Bizzy Bone's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Green Beret is to quick! Quick cover by Bizzy Bone Green Beret kicks out before the one count! Green Beret climbing back to his feet, Bizzy Bone moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Jenna Jameson - Bizzy Bone is all over Green Beret! He's choking him out!! Green Beret won't be able to take that for long! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Green Beret makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Bizzy Bone pulling Green Beret back to his feet. Green Beret is dazed! They're punching it out, Green Beret with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Bizzy Bone counters with a right of his own! Down goes Green Beret!
Neil Headman - Green Beret is ROCKED with a big elbow! Bizzy Bone lifting Green Beret into position for something. He devastated the neck of Green Beret with a Tombstone type piledriver. Bizzy Bone pulling Green Beret back to his feet. Bizzy Bone and Green Beret are going to lock up. Bizzy Bone has the advantage. Bizzy Bone has him up in a vertical suplex!
Jenna Jameson - Green Beret was up there for quite a while! 7th SignBizzy Bone goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Bizzy Bone won the match in 21 minutes and 52 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Biiizzy Boooneee
Krayzie Bone
Vs
Maverick
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Coming down the aisle, weighing 225 pounds, [fans hold up Krayzie Bone sucks signs] Krayzie Bone.
[Krayzie Bone makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Crossroads plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle with Vixen, from The Bronx, weighing 263 He is Maaaveeeriiick!!!
[Maverick walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - Diving forearm sends Maverick to the mat!! A huge boot to the face sends Maverick off his feet! Krayzie Bone measuring him up elbow smash! Krayzie Bone repeatedly slamming Mavericks down! He could break his nose!! Krayzie Bone is moving back to his feet This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No.
Jenna Jameson - Maverick is stumbling. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Maverick makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Neil Headman - Maverick hops back to his feet. Maverick and Krayzie Bone are going to lock up. Maverick has the advantage. Maverick has him up in a vertical suplex!
Jenna Jameson - Krayzie Bone was up there for quite a while! Quick cover by Maverick Krayzie Bone kicks out before the one count! Krayzie Bone is ROCKED with a big elbow! Pinning combination by Maverick ...1 ...2 ... Krayzie Bone grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Jessie Wild - Maverick is trying to pull Krayzie Bone back to his feet. Krayzie Bone with an eye gouge!! Down goes Maverick! Krayzie Bone comes down across the back of Maverick with a double axe handle!! Maverick just can't make it to his feet! Krayzie Bone with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Krayzie Bone picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Maverick is ROCKED with a big elbow! Boston crab being applied by Krayzie Bone ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Maverick got out of that at the last second!
Jenna Jameson - Maverick hops back to his feet. Maverick slamming the head of Krayzie Bone into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Maverick comes down across the back of Krayzie Bone with a double axe handle!! Krayzie Bone just can't make it to his feet! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Krayzie Bone makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Neil Headman - Krayzie Bone lunging toward Maverick and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Krayzie Bone!! Krayzie Bone measuring him up elbow smash! Maverick taking an onslaught of punishment! Krayzie Bone is pounding away at his entire body!
Jenna Jameson - Krayzie Bone spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Maverick
Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! Krayzie Bone repeatedly slamming Mavericks down! He could break his nose!!
Neil Headman - Maverick is moving back to his feet Krayzie Bone sure could use some help now. Boston crab being applied by Maverick ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Krayzie Bone got out of that at the last second! Cover by Maverick ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Krayzie Bone has his foot on the ropes! Quick cover by Maverick Krayzie Bone kicks out before the one count! Maverick with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Jessie Wild - Cover by Maverick ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Krayzie Bone. Krayzie Bone needs to try for a comeback! What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call! Maverick dives on to Krayzie Bone and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Krayzie Bone!
Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Maverick with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Neil Headman - Krayzie Bone hops back to his feet. Maverick goes spinning as Krayzie Bone connects with a german uppercut! They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Krayzie Bone comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Mo MurdaKrayzie Bone goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Krayzie Bone won the match in 14 minutes and 23 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Kraaayziiieee Boooneee
Layzie Bone
Vs
Ripp
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Coming down the Aisle, from Cleveland Oh, weighing in at 224 pounds, He stands 6'2", Layzie Bone.
[Layzie Bone makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [D-X music Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from St Louis, standing 7'2", weighing 360, Lets hear it for Riiipp!!!
[Ripp walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - Knee to the stomach sends Ripp to the mat! Ripp is stumbling.
Neil Headman - Ripp hops back to his feet. Tie up... snap suplex by Ripp. Nicely executed move. Atomic Drop by Ripp send Layzie Bone to the ground! Ripp repeatedly slamming Layzie Bones down! He could break his nose!! Layzie Bones face is being slammed over and over by Ripp
Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Currently this match is all Ripp!
Jessie Wild - Ripp spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Layzie Bone
Neil Headman - Layzie Bone lunging toward Ripp and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Layzie Bone!! Layzie Bone measuring him up elbow smash! Lock up... Layzie Bone with an armdrag takedown. Leg drop across the throat of Ripp!
Jenna Jameson - Layzie Bone drops a knee on lower leg of Ripp! A huge boot to the face sends Ripp off his feet!
Jessie Wild - Layzie Bone is moving back to his feet Boston crab being applied by Layzie Bone ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Ripp got out of that at the last second! Pinning combination by Layzie Bone ...1 ...2 ... Ripp grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Ripp needs to try for a comeback!
Jenna Jameson - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Ripp makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Ripp is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Neil Headman - Ripp hops back to his feet. Tie up... snap suplex by Ripp. Nicely executed move.
Jenna Jameson - Ripp repeatedly slamming Layzie Bones down! He could break his nose!! Layzie Bones face is being slammed over and over by Ripp
Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! Ripp spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Layzie Bone
Neil Headman - Currently this match is all Ripp! Ripp Stomping away at the chest of Layzie Bone! Ripp driving a knee into the spinal area of Layzie Bones back!! ArmageddonRipp goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Ripp won the match in 14 minutes and 23 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Riiipp
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Satin
Vs
Wish Bone
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Highway To Hell plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Hell, weighing 325 He is Saaatiiin!!!
[Satin makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Thug Luv Begins...][Boos cover up the announcement]coming from Cleveland Oh, standing 6'4", weighing 240, Wish Bone.
[Wish Bone walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Satin comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. We're not seeing much offense from Wish Bone. Satin with the hair of Wish Bone.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Good moves by Satin. Boston crab being applied by Satin ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Wish Bone got out of that at the last second! Satin picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Jessie Wild - Satin is trying to pull Wish Bone back to his feet. Wish Bone with an eye gouge!! Down goes Satin! Wish Bone out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Satin went down quick!
Neil Headman - Wish Bone with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Cover by Wish Bone ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Satin. Satin is ROCKED with a big elbow! Good moves by Wish Bone. Satin climbing back to his feet, Wish Bone moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Neil Headman - Wish Bone is all over Satin! He's choking him out!! Satin won't be able to take that for long! What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call!
Jessie Wild - Wish Bone comes down across the back of Satin with a double axe handle!! Satin just can't make it to his feet! Satin is out cold!
Neil Headman - Satin moving back to his feet Wish Bone scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Figure four attempt by Wish Bone. Satin kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Satin! Wish Bone with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Wish Bone pulling Satin back to his feet. Lock up... Satin going for a suplex... Wish Bone blocks it... Satin trys again... Block and Wish Bone with a suplex of his own!! Satin moving to his feet. Wish Bone kicks him back down!
Jessie Wild - Satin hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Wish Bone with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Satin counters with a right of his own! Down goes Wish Bone! Good moves by Satin. Pinning combination by Satin ...1 ...2 ... Wish Bone grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Wish Bone needs to try for a comeback!
Neil Headman - Satin picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Satin dives on to Wish Bone and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Wish Bone!
Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Wish Bone climbing back to his feet, Satin moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Jessie Wild - Figure four attempt by Satin. Wish Bone kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Wish Bone! Satin with the hair of Wish Bone.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Satin comes down across the back of Wish Bone with a double axe handle!! Wish Bone just can't make it to his feet!
Jessie Wild - Wish Bone hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Satin with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Wish Bone counters with a right of his own! Down goes Satin! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Satin makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Strate jacketWish Bone goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Wish Bone won the match in 14 minutes and 50 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Wiiish Boooneee
Flesh-n-Bone
Vs
Scrounger
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Thug Luv starts to play A sign reads "Flesh-n-Bone will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Cleveland Oh, Introducing Flesh-n-Bone.
[Flesh-n-Bone makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Cotton Eye Joe starts to play "Scrounger" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Slums Of New York, Scrooouuungeeer!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Scrounger walks to the ring.]
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jessie Wild - Flesh-n-Bone charging Scrounger ... clothesli NO! Scrounger counters with a backdrop at the last second!! Cover by Scrounger ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Flesh-n-Bone. Flesh-n-Bone is out cold!
Neil Headman - Scrounger is trying to pull Flesh-n-Bone back to his feet. Flesh-n-Bone with an eye gouge!! Down goes Scrounger! Scrounger moving to his feet. Flesh-n-Bone kicks him back down! Scrounger is out cold! Cover by Flesh-n-Bone ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Scrounger has his foot on the ropes! Flesh-n-Bone is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Scrounger Got out of it! He's lucky! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call!
Neil Headman - Scrounger hops back to his feet. Scrounger with a snapmare take down! Flesh-n-Bone needs to try for a comeback! Scrounger is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Flesh-n-Bone Got out of it! He's lucky!
Jessie Wild - Flesh-n-Bone hops back to his feet. Flesh-n-Bone sends Scrounger to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Scrounger. Scrounger needs to try for a comeback! Cover by Flesh-n-Bone ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Scrounger.
Neil Headman - Scrounger hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Scrounger pulls it off and drops Flesh-n-Bone like yesterdays newspaper! Pinning combination by Scrounger ...1 ...2 ... Flesh-n-Bone grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Good moves by Scrounger. What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Scrounger comes down across the back of Flesh-n-Bone with a double axe handle!! Flesh-n-Bone just can't make it to his feet!
Jessie Wild - Flesh-n-Bone hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Scrounger with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Flesh-n-Bone counters with a right of his own! Down goes Scrounger! Scrounger moving to his feet. Flesh-n-Bone kicks him back down! Scrounger is stumbling.
Neil Headman - Flesh-n-Bone out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Scrounger went down quick! Good moves by Flesh-n-Bone. Pinning combination by Flesh-n-Bone ...1 ...2 ... Scrounger grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Jenna Jameson - Flesh-n-Bone is all over Scrounger! He's choking him out!! Scrounger won't be able to take that for long! Scrounger moving back to his feet Flesh-n-Bone scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Flesh-n-Bone's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Scrounger is to quick! Flesh-n-Bone stomping the face of Scrounger. There's no need for that!
Neil Headman - Scrounger hops back to his feet. Scrounger sends Flesh-n-Bone into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! We're not seeing much offense from Flesh-n-Bone. Flesh-n-Bone is stumbling. Flesh-n-Bone is ROCKED with a big elbow! Cover by Scrounger ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Flesh-n-Bone.
Jenna Jameson - Flesh-n-Bone lunging toward Scrounger and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Flesh-n-Bone!! Flesh-n-Bone with repeated boots to the knee of Scrounger. Working the leg! Lock up... Flesh-n-Bone with an armdrag takedown. Flesh-n-Bone measuring him up elbow smash! RiotScrounger is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[Flesh-n-Bone won the match in 18 minutes and 9 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Fleeesh-n-Boooneee
Abel
Vs
Supersonic Boom
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Abel steps out of the entrance area, the crowd boos, a fan holds a "Abel will lose!!" sign in front of the camera] Coming down the aisle, weighing 215 pounds, from New Orleans, the man you love to hate, Abeeel!!!!!!!!!!!
[Abel makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, Accompanied by Vixen, weighing 263 pounds, [Fans cheer as Supersonic Boom walks out] Suuupeeersoooniiic Boooooom!!!
[Supersonic Boom walks to the ring.]
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jessie Wild - Abel charges in with a shoulder, which takes Supersonic Boom off his feet. We're not seeing much offense from Supersonic Boom. Abel comes down across the back of Supersonic Boom with a double axe handle!! Supersonic Boom just can't make it to his feet! Abel lifting Supersonic Boom into position for something. He devastated the neck of Supersonic Boom with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Neil Headman - Supersonic Boom hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Abel! Those are devastating!!! Supersonic Boom attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Abel tries for some of his own and Supersonic Boom blocks and applys a standing armbar!
Jenna Jameson - Abel isn't going to give up to that!
Jessie Wild - Supersonic Boom is trying an to get back offensive.
Neil Headman - He's charging at Abel and Abel sends him down with a hip toss! Supersonic Boom moving back to his feet Abel scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jenna Jameson - Abel dives on to Supersonic Boom and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Supersonic Boom!
Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Abel with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Neil Headman - Cover by Abel ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Supersonic Boom. Abel picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Abel's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Supersonic Boom is to quick!
Jessie Wild - Supersonic Boom hops back to his feet. We've got a stare down.
Neil Headman - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Abel down hard!!
Jenna Jameson - Abel moving back to his feet Supersonic Boom scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No. Supersonic Boom's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Abel is to quick! Supersonic Boom with the hair of Abel.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Supersonic Boom out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Abel went down quick!
Jessie Wild - Abel sure could use some help now. Abel needs to try for a comeback!
Neil Headman - Abel moving to his feet. Supersonic Boom kicks him back down! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call!
Neil Headman - Abel hops back to his feet. Abel levels Supersonic Boom with a foot to the face. Abel hooks a boston crab
Jenna Jameson - Can he turn him over???
Jessie Wild - YESS!! Now will Supersonic Boom tap out?? Billy Dunn is asking him, and He does!! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell.
[Abel won the match in 13 minutes and 25 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Abeeel
Krypt
Vs
Maverick
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Coming to the ring at this time, [Get At Me Dawg Begins...][Boos cover up the announcement]coming from Hialeah, Fl, standing 6'1", weighing 200, Krypt.
[Krypt makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Crossroads starts to play "Maverick" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from The Bronx, Maaaveeeriiick!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Maverick walks to the ring.]
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jessie Wild - Kick to the stomach by Krypt sends Maverick down! Krypt with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Maverick is ROCKED with a big elbow! Maverick needs to try for a comeback!
Neil Headman - Maverick hops back to his feet. Maverick and Krypt are going to lock up. Maverick has the advantage. Maverick has him up in a vertical suplex!
Jenna Jameson - Krypt was up there for quite a while! Krypt climbing back to his feet, Maverick moves in... Vertical Suplex! Maverick with the hair of Krypt.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!
Neil Headman - Maverick is trying to pull Krypt back to his feet. Krypt with an eye gouge!! Down goes Maverick! Cover by Krypt ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Maverick has his foot on the ropes! Krypt lifting Maverick into position for something. He devastated the neck of Maverick with a Tombstone type piledriver. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Maverick moving back to his feet Krypt scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jessie Wild - Maverick hops back to his feet. Krypt taunting Maverick a bit. OHHHHH Maverick with a big scoop slam!! What's Krypt gonna say to that? Maverick out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Krypt went down quick! Quick cover by Maverick Krypt kicks out before the one count!
Neil Headman - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Krypt makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Cover by Maverick ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Krypt. Maverick with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Krypt moving back to his feet Maverick scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Boston crab being applied by Maverick ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Krypt got out of that at the last second! Figure four attempt by Maverick. Krypt kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Krypt!
Jenna Jameson - Maverick picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No. Krypt is stumbling. Maverick pulling Krypt back to his feet.
Neil Headman - Krypt picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Krypt stomping the face of Maverick. There's no need for that! Krypt out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Maverick went down quick! Cover by Krypt ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Maverick has his foot on the ropes! Krypt with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Krypt dives on to Maverick and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Maverick!
Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!!
Jessie Wild - Maverick hops back to his feet. Test of strength, Krypt has a slight advantage .... Maverick coming back ... Maverick scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Maverick with the hair of Krypt.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Maverick comes down across the back of Krypt with a double axe handle!! Krypt just can't make it to his feet! Maverick lifting Krypt into position for something. He devastated the neck of Krypt with a Tombstone type piledriver. Maverick pulling Krypt back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - Lock up... Maverick going for a suplex... Krypt blocks it... Maverick trys again... Block and Krypt with a suplex of his own!! Krypt with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Krypt is all over Maverick! He's choking him out!! Maverick won't be able to take that for long! Cover by Krypt ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Maverick. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Maverick sure could use some help now.
Jenna Jameson - Good moves by Krypt. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No. We're not seeing much offense from Maverick. Grave Yard ShiftMaverick is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[Krypt won the match in 14 minutes and 55 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Krypt
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Bad Ass Billy Gunn
Vs
Doom
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Bad Ass Theme starts to play "Bad Ass Billy Gunn" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Dallas Tx, Baaad Ass Biiilly Guuunn!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Bad Ass Billy Gunn makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 220 pounds, [fans hold up Doom sucks signs] Doom.
[Doom walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Doom is taking over from the start.
Doom and Bad Ass Billy Gunn are going to lock up. Doom has the advantage. Doom has him up in a vertical suplex!
Neil Headman - Bad Ass Billy Gunn was up there for quite a while! [Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jenna Jameson - Doom is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Bad Ass Billy Gunn Got out of it! He's lucky! Bad Ass Billy Gunn moving back to his feet Doom scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call! Bad Ass Billy Gunn moving to his feet. Doom kicks him back down! Doom stomping the face of Bad Ass Billy Gunn. There's no need for that!
Jenna Jameson - Pinning combination by Doom ...1 ...2 ... Bad Ass Billy Gunn grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Doom picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Cover by Doom ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Bad Ass Billy Gunn has his foot on the ropes! Boston crab being applied by Doom ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Bad Ass Billy Gunn got out of that at the last second!
Neil Headman - Figure four attempt by Doom. Bad Ass Billy Gunn kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Bad Ass Billy Gunn! Doom pulling Bad Ass Billy Gunn back to his feet.
Jessie Wild - Kick to the stomach by Doom sends Bad Ass Billy Gunn down! Quick cover by Doom Bad Ass Billy Gunn kicks out before the one count! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Bad Ass Billy Gunn is out cold! Doom dives on to Bad Ass Billy Gunn and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Bad Ass Billy Gunn!
Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Doom out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Bad Ass Billy Gunn went down quick!
Jessie Wild - Cover by Doom ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Bad Ass Billy Gunn. Bad Ass Billy Gunn sure could use some help now. Doom lifting Bad Ass Billy Gunn into position for something. He devastated the neck of Bad Ass Billy Gunn with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Neil Headman - Bad Ass Billy Gunn is ROCKED with a big elbow! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No. Doom with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Doom is all over Bad Ass Billy Gunn! He's choking him out!! Bad Ass Billy Gunn won't be able to take that for long!
Jessie Wild - Bad Ass Billy Gunn hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Doom with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Bad Ass Billy Gunn counters with a right of his own! Down goes Doom!
Neil Headman - Figure four attempt by Bad Ass Billy Gunn. Doom kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Doom! Good moves by Bad Ass Billy Gunn. Doom is out cold! Quick cover by Bad Ass Billy Gunn Doom kicks out before the one count!
Jessie Wild - Doom lunging toward Bad Ass Billy Gunn and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Doom!! Doom spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Bad Ass Billy Gunn
Neil Headman - Doom driving a knee into the spinal area of Bad Ass Billy Gunns back!! Leg drop across the throat of Bad Ass Billy Gunn! DoomedBad Ass Billy Gunn is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[Doom won the match in 13 minutes and 44 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Doooooom
Abel, and Kane
Vs
F.F.O.W.
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 435, the team of Abel, and Kane!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, currently headed to the ring, at a total combined weight of 526, the team of F.F.O.W.!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Abel is going to start this match against Maverick.
Neil Headman - Maverick is taking over from the start.
Maverick slamming the head of Abel into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] [Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jenna Jameson - Abel is ROCKED with a big elbow! Abel sure could use some help now. Maverick with the hair of Abel.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Abel makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Abel needs to try for a comeback!
Jenna Jameson - Abel hops back to his feet. lock up Maverick gets the upper edge setting Abel up for a piledriver.
Jessie Wild - Abel counters back body drop! Gives Abel the advantage again!
Neil Headman - Maverick hops back to his feet. A kick to the face takes Abel off his feet.
Jenna Jameson - Kane tagged in by Abel.
Jessie Wild - Diving forearm sends Maverick to the mat!! A huge boot to the face sends Maverick off his feet! Kane measuring him up elbow smash! Kane driving a knee into the spinal area of Mavericks back!! Kane Stomping away at the chest of Maverick!
Neil Headman - Kane goes back to his corner and tags in Abel.
Jenna Jameson - Maverick spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Abel
Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! Abel taking an onslaught of punishment! Maverick is pounding away at his entire body!
Neil Headman - Tag by Abel. Kane will go at it now.
Jenna Jameson - Maverick with repeated boots to the knee of Kane. Working the leg! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Well Maverick just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Maverick. Maverick drops a knee on lower leg of Kane!
Neil Headman - Maverick measuring him up elbow smash! Maverick repeatedly slamming Kanes down! He could break his nose!!
Jenna Jameson - Leg drop across the throat of Kane! Atomic Drop by Maverick send Kane to the ground! Lock up... Maverick with an armdrag takedown. Currently this match is all Maverick! Maverick is moving back to his feet
Jessie Wild - What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call! Maverick pulling Kane back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - The tag was made and Kane is going out, Abel is coming in.
Jessie Wild - Maverick is trying to pull Abel back to his feet. Abel with an eye gouge!! Down goes Maverick! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Maverick makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Cover by Abel ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Maverick. Cover by Abel ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Maverick has his foot on the ropes! EternityAbel goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Abel won the match in 21 minutes and 21 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Abeeel
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Hardcore
Vs
Micheal Ireland
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Coming to the ring at this time, [Where My Dawgs At Begins...][Boos cover up the announcement]coming from Hialeah Fl, standing 6'6", weighing 220, Hardcore.
[Hardcore makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Micheal Ireland steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 185 pounds, from Easton Maine, Miiicheeeaaal Ireeelaaand!!!!!!!!!!!
[Micheal Ireland walks to the ring.]
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jessie Wild - A kick to the face takes Hardcore off his feet. Micheal Ireland's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Hardcore is to quick! Micheal Ireland dives on to Hardcore and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Hardcore!
Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!!
Jessie Wild - Hardcore lunging toward Micheal Ireland and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Hardcore!! Hardcore driving a knee into the spinal area of Micheal Irelands back!!
Neil Headman - Little Sexy drops a knee on lower leg of Hardcore! Leg drop across the throat of Hardcore! Hardcores face is being slammed over and over by Micheal Ireland
Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Little Sexy measuring him up elbow smash! Hardcore taking an onslaught of punishment! Micheal Ireland is pounding away at his entire body!
Jessie Wild - Hardcore with repeated boots to the knee of Micheal Ireland. Working the leg! Hardcore Stomping away at the chest of Little Sexy! Hardcore repeatedly slamming Micheal Irelands down! He could break his nose!! Hardcore is moving back to his feet Cover by Hardcore ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Micheal Ireland.
Neil Headman - Hardcore pulling Micheal Ireland back to his feet. Hardcore and Micheal Ireland are going to lock up. Hardcore has the advantage. Hardcore has him up in a vertical suplex!
Jenna Jameson - Micheal Ireland was up there for quite a while! Figure four attempt by Hardcore. Micheal Ireland kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Little Sexy! Hardcore stomping the face of Micheal Ireland. There's no need for that! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Little Sexy makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Jessie Wild - Cover by Hardcore ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Micheal Ireland has his foot on the ropes! Hardcore is all over Micheal Ireland! He's choking him out!! Micheal Ireland won't be able to take that for long! Hardcore with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Micheal Ireland is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jenna Jameson - Hardcore's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Micheal Ireland is to quick! Hardcore dives on to Micheal Ireland and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Little Sexy!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Hardcore with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Hardcore picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Jenna Jameson - Micheal Ireland hops back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by Little Sexy stuns Hardcore. Little Sexy picks him up and dumps Hardcore on his head! Boston crab being applied by Micheal Ireland ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Hardcore got out of that at the last second! Hardcore is out cold! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Jenna Jameson - Hardcore is stumbling. Hardcore moving back to his feet Little Sexy scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Micheal Ireland with the hair of Hardcore.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Micheal Ireland lifting Hardcore into position for something. He devastated the neck of Hardcore with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Neil Headman - Hardcore hops back to his feet. Lockup, Oh Hardcore with a cheap shot. Down goes Micheal Ireland. Hardcore applys a standing bear hug, lifts Micheal Ireland up and drops him down!!
Jenna Jameson - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! Little Sexy climbing back to his feet, Hardcore moves in... Vertical Suplex! PowerbombHardcore goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Hardcore won the match in 20 minutes and 46 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Haaardcoooreee
The Big Valbosky
Vs
Wyte Rice
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Barbwire Cage Match...
Mark Turner - Coming down the aisle, Accompanied by My Hoes, weighing 237 pounds, [Fans cheer as The Big Valbosky walks out] Theee Biiig Vaaalbooosky!!!
[The Big Valbosky makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Wyte Rice steps out of the entrance area, the crowd boos, a fan holds a "Wyte Rice will lose!!" sign in front of the camera] Coming down the aisle, weighing 205 pounds, from Hialeah Fl, the man you love to hate, Wyteee Riiiceee!!!!!!!!!!!
[Wyte Rice walks to the ring.]
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jessie Wild - My God! The Big Valbosky is raking the eyes of The Big Valbosky across the barbwire.
Neil Headman - He could take out an eye!! The Big Valbosky pulling Wyte Rice back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - The Big Valbosky scoops him up fall away slam!!! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Wyte Rice is stumbling. Wyte Rice climbing back to his feet, The Big Valbosky moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Neil Headman - The Big Valbosky is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Wyte Rice Got out of it! He's lucky! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Figure four attempt by The Big Valbosky. Wyte Rice kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Wyte Rice! Both men are covered in blood this is insane!!
Jenna Jameson - Wyte Rice is out cold! You need to understand this cage is made of barbed wire!! Good moves by The Big Valbosky. Wyte Rice needs to try for a comeback! The Big Valbosky lifting Wyte Rice into position for something. He devastated the neck of Wyte Rice with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Jessie Wild - The Big Valbosky dives on to Wyte Rice and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Wyte Rice!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Wyte Rice moving back to his feet The Big Valbosky scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! We're not seeing much offense from Wyte Rice. Wyte Rice is ROCKED with a big elbow! Wyte Rice moving to his feet. The Big Valbosky kicks him back down!
Jenna Jameson - The Big Valbosky comes down across the back of Wyte Rice with a double axe handle!! Wyte Rice just can't make it to his feet! Wyte Rice is drenched in blood!! The Big Valbosky with the hair of Wyte Rice.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! The Big Valbosky picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Boston crab being applied by The Big Valbosky ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Wyte Rice got out of that at the last second!
Jenna Jameson - Wyte Rice is stumbling. The Big Valbosky out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Wyte Rice went down quick! There's puddles of blood all over the mat I have no Idea how they'll clean it up. The Big Valbosky's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Wyte Rice is to quick! The Big Valbosky pulling Wyte Rice back to his feet.
Neil Headman - Wyte Rice goes spinning as The Big Valbosky connects with a german uppercut! Set up for a neckbreaker, The Big Valbosky pulls it off and drops Wyte Rice like yesterdays newspaper! You need to understand this cage is made of barbed wire!!
Jenna Jameson - Both men are covered in blood this is insane!! The Big Valbosky is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice Got out of it! He's lucky! Wyte Rice climbing back to his feet, The Big Valbosky moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Neil Headman - Wyte Rice hops back to his feet. The Big Valbosky is going for a double axe handle... Wyte Rice moves out of the way and sends him flying into the spiked cage!! The Big Valbosky looks dazed, he's lost quite a bit of blood. He falls to one knee and down to his back.
Jenna Jameson - Jessie Wild he is out!! Wyte Rice has won the match!!
[Wyte Rice won the match in 19 minutes and 58 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Wyteee Riiiceee
K-Dogg
Vs
Satin
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Coming to the ring at this time, [Get At Me Dawg Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from Mexico, standing 6'0", weighing 210, He is the WCW Cruiserweight Champion!! Lets hear it for K-Dooogg!!!
[K-Dogg makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Highway To Hell starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Satin. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Hell, Introducing Saaatiiin!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Satin walks to the ring.]
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jessie Wild - Satin sends K-Dogg to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes K-Dogg. Satin picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Neil Headman - Quick cover by Satin K-Dogg kicks out before the one count! Pinning combination by Satin ...1 ...2 ... K-Dogg grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! K-Dogg is out cold! Satin pulling K-Dogg back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Satin pulls it off and drops K-Dogg like yesterdays newspaper! K-Dogg climbing back to his feet, Satin moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Jenna Jameson - Satin lifting K-Dogg into position for something. He devastated the neck of K-Dogg with a Tombstone type piledriver. Satin dives on to K-Dogg and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of K-Dogg!
Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call! K-Dogg moving to his feet. Satin kicks him back down! Satin with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Satin's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on K-Dogg is to quick!
Neil Headman - Satin is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - K-Dogg Got out of it! He's lucky! Satin out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! K-Dogg went down quick! Satin with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Jessie Wild - Satin comes down across the back of K-Dogg with a double axe handle!! K-Dogg just can't make it to his feet! Cover by Satin ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes K-Dogg has his foot on the ropes! K-Dogg moving back to his feet Satin scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! K-Dogg needs to try for a comeback!
Neil Headman - Cover by Satin ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by K-Dogg. We're not seeing much offense from K-Dogg.
Jenna Jameson - Good moves by Satin. Boston crab being applied by Satin ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! K-Dogg got out of that at the last second!
Neil Headman - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! K-Dogg is stumbling. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No. K-Dogg climbing back to his feet, Satin moves in... Vertical Suplex! K-Dogg is out cold! Pinning combination by Satin ...1 ...2 ... K-Dogg grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Neil Headman - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . K-Dogg makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Satin with the hair of K-Dogg.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! K-Dogg is ROCKED with a big elbow! Figure four attempt by Satin. K-Dogg kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of K-Dogg!
Jenna Jameson - K-Dogg hops back to his feet. K-Dogg slamming the head of Satin into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] K-Dogg's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Satin is to quick! K-Dogg is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Satin Got out of it! He's lucky! Tequila SunriseSatin is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[K-Dogg won the match in 19 minutes and 36 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... K-Dooogg
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Navy Seal
Vs
Ripp
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [The Great Milinko starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Gainsville Fl, weighing in at 283 pounds, He stands 6'5", accompanied to the ring by Vixen, Naaavy Seeeaaal!!!!
[Navy Seal makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 360 pounds, [Fans cheer as Ripp walks out] Riiipp!!!
[Ripp walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Navy Seal is taking over from the start.
Ripp goes spinning as Navy Seal connects with a german uppercut! [Ring, Ring, Ring]
Neil Headman - Navy Seal sends Ripp into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Cover by Navy Seal ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Ripp has his foot on the ropes! Ripp is ROCKED with a big elbow! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Jessie Wild - Ripp sure could use some help now. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. Navy Seal pulling Ripp back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - Ripp charges in with a shoulder, which takes Navy Seal off his feet. Navy Seal needs to try for a comeback! Navy Seal moving to his feet. Ripp kicks him back down! Figure four attempt by Ripp. Navy Seal kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Navy Seal! Ripp with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Ripp with the hair of Navy Seal.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!
Jessie Wild - Cover by Ripp ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Navy Seal. Quick cover by Ripp Navy Seal kicks out before the one count! Boston crab being applied by Ripp ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Navy Seal got out of that at the last second! Ripp picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Jenna Jameson - Ripp's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Navy Seal is to quick! Ripp out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Navy Seal went down quick! Ripp is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Navy Seal Got out of it! He's lucky! Ripp pulling Navy Seal back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - Ripp levels Navy Seal with a foot to the face. What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Ripp dives on to Navy Seal and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Navy Seal!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!
Jenna Jameson - Navy Seal hops back to his feet. So Jessie Wild what do you think about Navy Seal?
Jessie Wild - Oh me? I hate him.
Neil Headman - Well thanks for your input. Knee lift by Navy Seal takes Ripp to the ground. Navy Seal pulling Ripp back to his feet. Navy Seal and Ripp are going to lock up. Navy Seal has the advantage. Navy Seal has him up in a vertical suplex!
Jenna Jameson - Ripp was up there for quite a while! Navy Seal lifting Ripp into position for something. He devastated the neck of Ripp with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Jessie Wild - Ripp hops back to his feet. A dazed Navy Seal is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. Lock up... Navy Seal going for a suplex... Ripp blocks it... Navy Seal trys again... Block and Ripp with a suplex of his own!! Navy Seal needs to try for a comeback!
Neil Headman - Navy Seal hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Ripp with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Navy Seal counters with a right of his own! Down goes Ripp!
Jenna Jameson - Ripp is out cold! Navy Seal picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Ripp is stumbling. Navy Seal out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Ripp went down quick! Da BombNavy Seal goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Navy Seal won the match in 13 minutes and 39 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Naaavy Seeeaaal
20 Man Battle Royal
Jessie Wild - All 20 contestants are in the ring, and they're under way!
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Neil Headman - Bradshaw picks him up and dumps Joe Savage on his head! Joe Savage moving back to his feet Bradshaw scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Joe Savage is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jenna Jameson - Joe Savage is stumbling. Joe Savage sure could use some help now. Good moves by The Cannibal.
Jessie Wild - Macho Man is going up top.
Neil Headman - The Cannibal is right there and sends him out to the floor!!
Jenna Jameson - Repeated chops to the chest by Fang, down goes Silkk. Fang out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Silkk went down quick! We're not seeing much offense from Silkk.
Jessie Wild - Mystikal picks him up and dumps The Assassin on his head!
Neil Headman - Silkk hops back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - Vito applys a standing bear hug, lifts Doom up and drops him down!!
Jessie Wild - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! Vito dives on to Doom and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Doom!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Vito pulling Doom back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - Doom rocked in the head from behind by Vito.
Jessie Wild - Vito has his leg, flips him up and out of the ring!!
Neil Headman - Closed fists to the face of Vito! Those are devastating!!!
Jenna Jameson - We've got someone eliminated it was Vito.
Jessie Wild - I think Steve Austin did it with a flying forearm.
Neil Headman - Boston crab being applied by Brett Clark ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! The Assassin got out of that at the last second! Brett Clark picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Brett Clark's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on The Assassin is to quick!
Neil Headman - Wyte Rice levels Peacock with a foot to the face. Wyte Rice lifting Peacock into position for something. He devastated the neck of Peacock with a Tombstone type piledriver. Wyte Rice's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Peacock is to quick!
Jessie Wild - Degenerate Disciple is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Agent-X's chest! Degenerate Disciple sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Tie up... snap suplex by Degenerate Disciple. Nicely executed move.
Neil Headman - The Assassin lunging toward The Cannibal and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by The Assassin!! Currently this match is all The Assassin!
Jenna Jameson - Diving forearm sends Bradshaw to the mat!!
Jessie Wild - Bradshaw is going up top.
Neil Headman - The Canadian Crippler is right there and sends him out to the floor!!
Jenna Jameson - Peacock hops back to his feet. Peacock and Silkk are going to lock up. Peacock has the advantage. Peacock has him up in a vertical suplex!
Jessie Wild - Silkk was up there for quite a while! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No.
Jenna Jameson - Hardcore is trying to pull Degenerate Disciple back to his feet. Degenerate Disciple with an eye gouge!! Down goes Hardcore!
Jessie Wild - The Assassin hops back to his feet. lock up Brett Clark gets the upper edge setting The Assassin up for a piledriver.
Neil Headman - The Assassin counters back body drop! Gives The Assassin the advantage again!
Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Repeated chops to the chest by Brett Clark, down goes Peacock. Peacock is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jessie Wild - The Cannibal hops back to his feet. Bad Ass charging The Cannibal ... clothesli NO! The Cannibal counters with a backdrop at the last second!! Good moves by The Cannibal.
Neil Headman - Lock up The Cannibal whips Bad Ass to the ring ropes... The Cannibal connects with a drop kick Steve Austin stumbles... he's in the ropes... over and out to the floor.!! That eliminates Steve Austin.
Jenna Jameson - Lock up... The Canadian Crippler going for a suplex... Gravedigga blocks it... The Canadian Crippler trys again... Block and Gravedigga with a suplex of his own!! The Canadian Crippler moving to his feet. Gravedigga kicks him back down!
Jessie Wild - Figure four attempt by Berringer. Hardcore kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Hardcore! Boston crab being applied by Berringer ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Hardcore got out of that at the last second!
Jessie Wild - Closed fists to the face of Fang! Those are devastating!!!
Neil Headman - Peacock hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Gravedigga! Those are devastating!!!
Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark is trying an to get back offensive.
Jessie Wild - He's charging at Peacock and Peacock sends him down with a hip toss! Peacock picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Peacock is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Brett Clark Got out of it! He's lucky!
Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark rocked in the head from behind by Peacock.
Jessie Wild - Peacock has his leg, flips him up and out of the ring!!
Neil Headman - Wyte Rice is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Peacock's chest! Wyte Rice picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!!
Jenna Jameson - Peacock is going up top.
Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice is right there and sends him out to the floor!!
Neil Headman - The Canadian Crippler hops back to his feet. Repeated chops to the chest by The Canadian Crippler, down goes The Assassin. The Canadian Crippler dives on to The Assassin and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of The Assassin!
Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!!
Jessie Wild - Diesel pulling Hardcore back to his feet.
Neil Headman - Hardcore is going up top.
Jenna Jameson - Diesel is right there and sends him out to the floor!!
Jessie Wild - Huge Bulldog by The Cannibal may have broken some of Diesels teeth!
Neil Headman - Degenerate Disciple picks him up and dumps The Cannibal on his head!
Jenna Jameson - Mystikal lifting Agent-X into position for something. He devastated the neck of Agent-X with a Tombstone type piledriver. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No. Figure four attempt by Mystikal. Agent-X kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Agent-X!
Jenna Jameson - Silkk lunging toward Degenerate Disciple and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Silkk!! Silkk drops a knee on lower leg of Degenerate Disciple!
Jessie Wild - Fang picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Wyte Rice.
Neil Headman - A running lariate from Wyte Rice eliminates Fang! What a move!!
Jenna Jameson - The Canadian Crippler out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Agent-X went down quick! Boston crab being applied by The Canadian Crippler ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Agent-X got out of that at the last second!
Neil Headman - Agent-X is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jenna Jameson - The Assassin hops back to his feet. So Jessie Wild what do you think about The Assassin?
Jessie Wild - Oh me? I hate him.
Neil Headman - Well thanks for your input.
Jenna Jameson - Fang and Berringer are going to lock up. Fang has the advantage. Fang has him up in a vertical suplex!
Jessie Wild - Berringer was up there for quite a while! Berringer moving back to his feet Fang scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Neil Headman - We've got someone eliminated it was Berringer.
Jenna Jameson - I think Fang did it with a flying forearm.
Jessie Wild - Diesel repeatedly slamming Agent-Xs down! He could break his nose!! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Well Diesel just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Diesel. Diesel is moving back to his feet
Jenna Jameson - Agent-X hops back to his feet.
Jessie Wild - They're punching it out, Diesel with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Gravedigga counters with a right of his own! Down goes Diesel! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Jenna Jameson - Mystikal's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Silkk is to quick!
Neil Headman - Degenerate Disciple hops back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - Lock up Degenerate Disciple whips Fang to the ring ropes... Degenerate Disciple connects with a drop kick Fang stumbles... he's in the ropes... over and out to the floor.!! That eliminates Fang.
Jessie Wild - Diesel hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Degenerate Disciple! Those are devastating!!! Diesel applys a standing bear hug, lifts Degenerate Disciple up and drops him down!!
Neil Headman - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop!
Jenna Jameson - Agent-X is trying an to get back offensive.
Jessie Wild - He's charging at Gravedigga and Gravedigga sends him down with a hip toss!
Neil Headman - Agent-X hops back to his feet. Repeated chops to the chest by Agent-X, down goes Mystikal.
Jenna Jameson - Degenerate Disciple lunging toward The Canadian Crippler and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Degenerate Disciple!! Currently this match is all Degenerate Disciple!
Jessie Wild - Diesel is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - The Cannibal Got out of it! He's lucky! Good moves by Diesel.
Jenna Jameson - Silkk lunging toward Gravedigga and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Silkk!! Silkk driving a knee into the spinal area of Gravediggas back!! Silkk rocks him with a forearm!!
Jessie Wild - Agent-X out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Degenerate Disciple went down quick!
Neil Headman - Diesel is trying to pull Degenerate Disciple back to his feet. Degenerate Disciple with an eye gouge!! Down goes Diesel! Boston crab being applied by Degenerate Disciple ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Diesel got out of that at the last second!
Jessie Wild - Diesel hops back to his feet.
Neil Headman - Diesel connects with a chop to the chest of Degenerate Disciple. Diesel charges in with a shoulder, which takes Degenerate Disciple off his feet. Degenerate Disciple moving back to his feet Diesel scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jenna Jameson - The Canadian Crippler with repeated boots to the knee of Silkk. Working the leg! The Canadian Crippler repeatedly slamming Silkks down! He could break his nose!! Leg drop across the throat of Silkk!
Jessie Wild - Lock up... Silkk with an armdrag takedown. Silkk Stomping away at the chest of Mystikal! Mystikals face is being slammed over and over by Silkk
Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!!
Jenna Jameson - Silkk sends Mystikal to the ropes.. Silkk follows in connects with an elbow and Mystikal goes out to the floor!!!
Jessie Wild - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No.
Jenna Jameson - Degenerate Disciple has Agent-X in a front face lock... Agent-X picks him up and drops him onto the ground!! That's the end for Degenerate Disciple!
Jessie Wild - Diesel's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Gravedigga is to quick! Diesel pulling Gravedigga back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - Lockup, Oh The Assassin with a cheap shot. Down goes Diesel. Knee lift by The Assassin takes Diesel to the ground. We're not seeing much offense from Diesel.
Jessie Wild - A running lariate from Diesel eliminates The Assassin! What a move!!
Neil Headman - The Cannibal is ROCKED with a big elbow! Figure four attempt by Agent-X. The Cannibal kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of The Cannibal!
Jessie Wild - The Assassin picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! The Assassin is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Silkk Got out of it! He's lucky!
Jenna Jameson - Gravedigga is trying to pull Silkk back to his feet. Silkk with an eye gouge!! Down goes Gravedigga! Gravedigga moving to his feet. Silkk kicks him back down!
Jessie Wild - Gravedigga is going up top.
Neil Headman - Silkk is right there and sends him out to the floor!!
Jenna Jameson - The Canadian Crippler with repeated boots to the knee of The Cannibal. Working the leg! The Canadian Crippler driving a knee into the spinal area of The Cannibals back!! The Canadian Crippler drops a knee on lower leg of The Cannibal!
Jessie Wild - Good moves by The Assassin. The Assassin is all over The Canadian Crippler! He's choking him out!! The Canadian Crippler won't be able to take that for long! The Canadian Crippler is out cold!
Neil Headman - Silkk applys a standing bear hug, lifts The Assassin up and drops him down!!
Jenna Jameson - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! Silkk lifting The Assassin into position for something. He devastated the neck of The Assassin with a Tombstone type piledriver. The Assassin climbing back to his feet, Silkk moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Jessie Wild - The Assassin is moving back to his feet The Canadian Crippler is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Neil Headman - What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! The Cannibal climbing back to his feet, Agent-X moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Jessie Wild - The Cannibal hops back to his feet. Kick to the gut knocks Silkk out of balance. The Cannibal follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! The Cannibal's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Silkk is to quick!
Jenna Jameson - Closed fists to the face of The Cannibal! Those are devastating!!! Agent-X picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes The Cannibal. The Cannibal is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jessie Wild - Agent-X scoops The Cannibal up and sends him over the top rope!!
Neil Headman - The Canadian Crippler hops back to his feet. The Canadian Crippler picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! The Canadian Crippler with the hair of Agent-X.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!
Jessie Wild - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! The Assassin comes down across the back of Silkk with a double axe handle!! Silkk just can't make it to his feet!
Jenna Jameson - Silkk lunging toward The Canadian Crippler and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Silkk!!
Jessie Wild - A huge boot to the face sends Agent-X off his feet! Leg drop across the throat of Agent-X! Silkk driving a knee into the spinal area of Agent-Xs back!!
Neil Headman - Lock up Silkk whips Agent-X to the ring ropes... Silkk connects with a drop kick Agent-X stumbles... he's in the ropes... over and out to the floor.!! That eliminates Agent-X.
Jenna Jameson - We're not seeing much offense from The Canadian Crippler. The Canadian Crippler moving to his feet. The Assassin kicks him back down!
Jessie Wild - The Assassin whipped to the ropes, Silkk follow in with a big clothes line!
Neil Headman - Silkk stomping the face of The Assassin. There's no need for that! Silkk pulling The Assassin back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - The Assassin rocked in the head from behind by Silkk.
Jessie Wild - Silkk has his leg, flips him up and out of the ring!!
Neil Headman - The Canadian Crippler hops back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - We've got someone eliminated it was Silkk.
Jessie Wild - I think The Canadian Crippler did it with a flying forearm.
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, Here is your winner, The Canadian Crippler!!!
[The Canadian Crippler won the battle royal in 32 minutes and 2 seconds.]
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Chris Wydra, and Big Punisher
Vs
Da Goodfellas
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner -This is for the WCW World Tag Team Championship Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 1234, the team of Chris Wydra, and Big Punisher!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, coming down the aisle,the WCW World Tag Team Champion Da Goodfellas, they weigh in at over 400 pounds!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Chris Wydra is going to start this match against Taz.
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Neil Headman - Test of strength, Taz has a slight advantage .... Chris Wydra coming back ... Chris Wydra scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No. We're not seeing much offense from Taz. Chris Wydra with the hair of Taz.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Boston crab being applied by Chris Wydra ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Taz got out of that at the last second! Taz is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jenna Jameson - Taz hops back to his feet. Taz picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Chris Wydra. Chris Wydra moving back to his feet Taz scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Taz's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Chris Wydra is to quick! Chris Wydra needs to try for a comeback! Cover by Taz ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Chris Wydra has his foot on the ropes!
Neil Headman - Tag by Chris Wydra brings Big Punisher into the match.
Jenna Jameson - Big Punisher slamming the head of Taz into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Taz moving to his feet. Big Punisher kicks him back down! Taz is out cold!
Jessie Wild - Taz hops back to his feet. Taz charges in with a shoulder, which takes Big Punisher off his feet. Taz with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Figure four attempt by Taz. Big Punisher kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Big Punisher! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Big Punisher makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Neil Headman - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Good moves by Taz. What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Taz dives on to Big Punisher and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Big Punisher!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!
Jenna Jameson - Quick cover by Taz Big Punisher kicks out before the one count! Taz out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Big Punisher went down quick! Pinning combination by Taz ...1 ...2 ... Big Punisher grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Big Punisher is ROCKED with a big elbow! Taz comes down across the back of Big Punisher with a double axe handle!! Big Punisher just can't make it to his feet! Taz pulling Big Punisher back to his feet.
Jessie Wild - Chris Wydra wants in the ring and Big Punisher tags him in.
Neil Headman - Taz picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Cover by Taz ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Chris Wydra. Taz's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Chris Wydra is to quick! Taz with the hair of Chris Wydra.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Taz with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Neil Headman - We're not seeing much offense from Chris Wydra. Chris Wydra is out cold!
Jenna Jameson - Boston crab being applied by Taz ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Chris Wydra got out of that at the last second! Chris Wydra moving to his feet. Taz kicks him back down! Chris Wydra climbing back to his feet, Taz moves in... Vertical Suplex! Cover by Taz ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Chris Wydra has his foot on the ropes!
Neil Headman - Taz with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Figure four attempt by Taz. Chris Wydra kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Chris Wydra! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. Taz hooks a boston crab
Jenna Jameson - Can he turn him over???
Jessie Wild - YESS!! Now will Chris Wydra tap out?? Billy Dunn is asking him, and He does!! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell.
[Da Goodfellas won the match in 18 minutes and 41 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winners... Daaa Goooooodfeeellaaas
Casper
Vs
Buff
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW World Heavyweight Champion and half of the WCW US Tag Team Championsship [Casper steps out of the entrance area, the crowd boos, a fan holds a "Casper will lose!!" sign in front of the camera] Coming down the aisle, weighing 230 pounds, he is the WCW Television Champion and WCW Can-Am Champion, from Manhattan Ny, the man you love to hate, Caaaspeeer!!!!!!!!!!!
[Casper makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 246 pounds, [Fans cheer as Buff walks out] Buuuff!!!
[Buff walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - A kick to the face takes Casper off his feet. Casper is out cold! Buff comes down across the back of Casper with a double axe handle!! Casper just can't make it to his feet! Buff pulling Casper back to his feet. Kick to the stomach by Buff sends Casper down!
Neil Headman - Casper needs to try for a comeback! Pinning combination by Buff ...1 ...2 ... Casper grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Buff with the hair of Casper.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Good moves by Buff. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Casper makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Neil Headman - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No. What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Buff dives on to Casper and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Casper!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Casper sure could use some help now. Buff with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Casper moving to his feet. Buff kicks him back down!
Jessie Wild - Cover by Buff ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Casper has his foot on the ropes! Buff's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Casper is to quick! Buff with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Buff picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! We're not seeing much offense from Casper.
Jenna Jameson - Peacock comes into the ring along with Kevin Nash,Warrior,Undertaker and Crimson Beast Cane..Oh! He nailed Casper with some Kendo Sticks Billy Dunn is calling for the bell. They are stomping a mudhole in Casper he's tough but there are too many of them.
[Casper won the match in 24 minutes and 59 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... by disqualification Caaaspeeer
Neil Headman: We gotta go fans were out of time we'll see you tomorrow night at Halloween Havoc