Jenna Jameson - Ladies and Gentlemen welcome to WCW Thursday Thunder!! We've got 28 action packed matches for you tonight!!!  We are just days away from one of the biggest wrestling events in history BATTLE BOWL.  Fans don't miss out order yours today call your local cable company. 

Kevin Nash
Vs
The Rock
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW International Championship [Wolfpak Theme plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Pheonix Az, weighing 235 He is Keeeviiin Naaash!!!

[Kevin Nash makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [The Rock's Theme starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from The Phillapines, weighing in at 275 pounds, He stands 6'5", he is the WCW International Champion!, The Rock.

[The Rock walks to the ring.]

[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jessie Wild - Knee lift by The Rock takes Kevin Nash to the ground. The Rock picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! The Rock with the hair of Kevin Nash.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Kevin Nash moving back to his feet The Rock scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - No.

Jessie Wild - Kevin Nash climbing back to his feet, The Rock moves in... Vertical Suplex! The Rock lifting Kevin Nash into position for something. He devastated the neck of Kevin Nash with a Tombstone type piledriver. The Rock is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Kevin Nash Got out of it! He's lucky! The Rock's going for a boston crab.

Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Kevin Nash is to quick! The Rock is all over Kevin Nash! He's choking him out!! Kevin Nash won't be able to take that for long!

Jessie Wild - Peacock comes into the ring..Oh! He nailed The Rock with some Kendo Sticks Behind the refs back!

Neil Headman - Billy Dunn is calling for the bell. We've got a disqualification.

[The Rock won the match in 17 minutes and 59 seconds via Disqualification.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner as result of a disqualification... Theee Rooock

"All Eyez On Me" starts up as Casper and Fiend make their way to the ring and they both look upset.(Casper calls for the mic)
Casper: Mike Bauce you talk so much shit sayin that Fiend and myself are pussies but you won't even put your title on the line against people who challenge you.So if I were you I wouldn't be talkin shit cause I'm at least afightin champion.(tosses mic to Fiend)
Fiend: Peacock, you think you can take out the M.O.B and Casper, then you must be stupider than I thought.(drop mic and they both exit the ring)

Warrior
Vs
Goldberg
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Steel Cage match...

Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW European Championship [Warriors Theme starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 225 pounds, He stands 6'3", Waaarriiiooor!!!!

[Warrior makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Goldbergs Music starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Goldberg. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Atlanta Ga, the WCW European Champion Introducing Goooldbeeerg!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Goldberg walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - Oh! Goldberg just frankensteinered Warrior! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. Goldberg pulling Warrior back to his feet.

Jenna Jameson - Goldberg scoop slams Warrior Goldberg is at the top of the cage, hes heading down...Oh! Warrior has caught up! JUMP! No! Warrior just superplexed Goldberg hard from the top of the cage! Goldberg hops back to his feet. Lock up... Warrior going for a suplex... Goldberg blocks it... Warrior trys again... Block and Goldberg with a suplex of his own!!

Jessie Wild - Warrior hops back to his feet. Warrior applys a standing bear hug, lifts Goldberg up and drops him down!!

Neil Headman - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop!

Jenna Jameson - Boston crab being applied by Warrior ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Goldberg got out of that at the last second! Warrior dives on to Goldberg and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Goldberg!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Goldberg is stumbling.

Jenna Jameson - Goldberg hops back to his feet. Goldberg may be out..Warrior going for the escape door..He can do it! Hes halfway out Oh! WarriorKicked him a few times! They are fighting in the middle of the ring! Knee lift by Goldberg takes Warrior to the ground. Goldberg piledrives Warrior He starts climbing...Hes almost at the top...Oh! Warrior superplexed him off! Goldberg hops back to his feet. Goldberg applys a headlock and bulldogs Warrior to the ground!

Jessie Wild - Lock up... Warrior with an armdrag takedown. Goldberg taking an onslaught of punishment! Warrior is pounding away at his entire body! Warrior Stomping away at the chest of Goldberg!

Neil Headman - Warrior with repeated boots to the knee of Goldberg. Working the leg! Currently this match is all Warrior! Warrior drops a knee on lower leg of Goldberg! Warrior measuring him up elbow smash! Warrior spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Goldberg

Jenna Jameson - A huge boot to the face sends Warrior off his feet! Goldberg driving a knee into the spinal area of Warriors back!! Atomic Drop by Goldberg send Warrior to the ground! Leg drop across the throat of Warrior! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Well Goldberg just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Goldberg.

Neil Headman - Warriors face is being slammed over and over by Goldberg

Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Goldberg is moving back to his feet Warrior is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Jessie Wild - Warrior hops back to his feet. Warrior picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Goldberg. Figure four attempt by Warrior. Goldberg kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Goldberg! Both men going for the door.they are brawling..Oh! Both men cant get through and they realize that! Goldberg is pulling Warrior away! Warrior is fighting Goldberg let go!Warrior has escaped the cage! Warrior wins

[Warrior won the match in 19 minutes and 25 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... and Neeeeww WCW European Champion Waaarriiiooor

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Mankind
Vs
Mystik
Mark Turner - This next match is a ropes of barbed wire match...

Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW KOTR Championship [Mankinds Theme plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Parts Unknown, weighing 250 He is Maaankiiind!!!

[Mankind makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Give Me The World Begins...][Boos cover up the announcement]coming from Hialeah Fl, standing 6'3", weighing 224, He is the WCW KOTR Champion!! Mystik.

[Mystik walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - Mystik charging Mankind ... clothesli NO! Mankind counters with a backdrop at the last second!! Mystik moving to his feet. Mankind kicks him back down! Figure four attempt by Mankind. Mystik kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Mystik! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Jessie Wild - Mankind comes down across the back of Mystik with a double axe handle!! Mystik just can't make it to his feet! Mankind pulling Mystik back to his feet. Mankind levels Mystik with a foot to the face.

Neil Headman - Mankind lifting Mystik into position for something. He devastated the neck of Mystik with a Tombstone type piledriver. Mystik is out cold! Mystik is stumbling. Mankind is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - Mystik Got out of it! He's lucky! Mankind pulling Mystik back to his feet. lock up Mystik gets the upper edge setting Mankind up for a piledriver.

Jessie Wild - Mankind counters back body drop! Gives Mankind the advantage again!

Neil Headman - Good moves by Mankind. Mankind out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Mystik went down quick! Mankind picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! We're not seeing much offense from Mystik. What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call! Mystik needs to try for a comeback!

Jessie Wild - Mystik moving back to his feet Mankind scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! This is as extreme as it gets folks! Mankind and Mystik are going to lock up. Mankind has the advantage. Mankind has him up in a vertical suplex!

Neil Headman - Mystik was up there for quite a while! Mystik moving to his feet. Mankind kicks him back down!

Jenna Jameson - Figure four attempt by Mankind. Mystik kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Mystik! Mankind with the hair of Mystik.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Mankind's going for a boston crab.

Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Mystik is to quick! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Mystik is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Neil Headman - Mankind is trying to pull Mystik back to his feet. Mystik with an eye gouge!! Down goes Mankind! What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call! Mankind is out cold! How much blood do these men contain? This is Mystik's kind of match.

Jessie Wild - Mystik repeatedly slamming Mankinds down! He could break his nose!! Mystik Stomping away at the chest of Mankind! Lock up... Mystik with an armdrag takedown. Mystik spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Mankind

Neil Headman - Mankind is stumbling. Mystik is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - Mankind Got out of it! He's lucky!

Jessie Wild - Mankind sure could use some help now. Mankind moving to his feet. Mystik kicks him back down! This is as extreme as it gets folks! Eternal MysteryMystik goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Mystik won the match in 12 minutes and 53 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Mystiiik

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Makaveli
Vs
Fiend
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Chicago Street Fight...

Mark Turner - [Toublesome starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Los Angeles Ca, weighing in at 175 pounds, He stands 6'0", Maaakaaaveeeliii!!!!

[Makaveli makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Fiend steps out of the entrance area, the crowd boos, a fan holds a "Fiend will lose!!" sign in front of the camera] Coming down the aisle, weighing 280 pounds, from New Orleans, the man you love to hate, Fiiieeend!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fiend walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Makaveli is taking over from the start.

Makaveli just tried to level Fiend with a garbage can but Fiend gave Makaveli a low blow! [Ring, Ring, Ring]

Neil Headman - Makaveli hops back to his feet. Fiend is dazed! Set up for a neckbreaker, Makaveli pulls it off and drops Fiend like yesterdays newspaper! Figure four attempt by Makaveli. Fiend kicks him off quick.

Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Fiend! Makaveli pulling Fiend back to his feet.

Jessie Wild - Knee lift by Fiend takes Makaveli to the ground. Makaveli climbing back to his feet, Fiend moves in... Vertical Suplex! Fiend is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Makaveli Got out of it! He's lucky! Fiend lifting Makaveli into position for something. He devastated the neck of Makaveli with a Tombstone type piledriver. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - No.

Jessie Wild - Makaveli hops back to his feet. Inside Cradle by Makaveli 1..Kickout by Fiend

Neil Headman - Fiend is trying an to get back offensive.

Jenna Jameson - He's charging at Makaveli and Makaveli sends him down with a hip toss! Good moves by Makaveli. Makaveli picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Fiend needs to try for a comeback! Fiend is ROCKED with a big elbow! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Neil Headman - Makaveli is trying to pull Fiend back to his feet. Fiend with an eye gouge!! Down goes Makaveli! Makaveli moving to his feet. Fiend kicks him back down! What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call!

Jessie Wild - Makaveli is ROCKED with a big elbow! Fiend is all over Makaveli! He's choking him out!! Makaveli won't be able to take that for long! Makaveli sure could use some help now. Makaveli moving back to his feet Fiend scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Neil Headman - Fiend with the hair of Makaveli.

Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Fiend pulling Makaveli back to his feet. Man what a match! Oh! Fiend drilled Makaveli with the fire extinguisher! Boston crab being applied by Fiend ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Makaveli got out of that at the last second! Fiend out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Makaveli went down quick!

Neil Headman - Makaveli climbing back to his feet, Fiend moves in... Vertical Suplex! Good moves by Fiend. Figure four attempt by Fiend. Makaveli kicks him off quick.

Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Makaveli! Makaveli is out cold!

Jessie Wild - Makaveli hops back to his feet. Oh my god! What horror! Makaveli just got a sledgehammer and is beating Fiend with it! Makaveli lifting Fiend into position for something. He devastated the neck of Fiend with a Tombstone type piledriver. Boston crab being applied by Makaveli ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Fiend got out of that at the last second! Makaveli picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Makaveli dives on to Fiend and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Fiend!

Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!!

Jessie Wild - Makaveli is trying to pull Fiend back to his feet. Fiend with an eye gouge!! Down goes Makaveli! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. Oh! A ddt on a chair that was set up by Fiend! Fiend goes for the pin on Makaveli...1...2..3!!! Fiend wins!

[Fiend won the match in 20 minutes and 46 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Fiiieeend

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Edge
Vs
Peacock
Mark Turner - This next match is a an Extreme Match!...

Mark Turner - [All Out starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Edge. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Toronto Ontario, Introducing Edgeee!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Edge makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [One starts to play "Peacock" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Burlington Wi, Peeeaaacooock!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Peacock walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Peacock is taking over from the start.

Diving forearm sends Edge to the mat!! [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Neil Headman - Peacock rocks him with a forearm!! Edge taking an onslaught of punishment! Peacock is pounding away at his entire body! Peacock is moving back to his feet This match is anything goes!! Peacock stomping the face of Edge into the mat!!

Jenna Jameson - Edge hops back to his feet. Edge pulled a blade out of his tights and slashed Peacocks arm! Edge applys a headlock and bulldogs Peacock to the ground! Leg drop across the throat of Peacock!

Jessie Wild - Edge drops a knee on lower leg of Peacock! Edge with repeated boots to the knee of Peacock. Working the leg! Lock up... Edge with an armdrag takedown.

Neil Headman - Currently this match is all Peacock! A huge boot to the face sends Edge off his feet! Peacock repeatedly slamming Edges down! He could break his nose!! Peacock driving a knee into the spinal area of Edges back!! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Well Peacock just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Peacock. Peacock spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Edge

Jessie Wild - Atomic Drop by Edge send Peacock to the ground! Edge Stomping away at the chest of Peacock! My GOD look at the blood in the ring!! Peacocks face is being slammed over and over by Edge

Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!! Edge measuring him up elbow smash!

Jenna Jameson - Edge is moving back to his feet Boston crab being applied by Edge ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Peacock got out of that at the last second! Edge is on top of Peacock biting his forehead!! My God! Edge is applying a chair to the ankle of Peacock! Off the top on to the chair!!

Neil Headman - That will about do it for that ankle. Peacocks head is being beaten to a pulp with some kind of spiked object!

Jenna Jameson - Edge is ruthless!! Edge stomping the face of Peacock into the mat!!

Jessie Wild - Peacock hops back to his feet. Peacock pulled a blade out of his tights and slashed Edges arm! Edge goes spinning as Peacock connects with a german uppercut! Test of strength, Edge has a slight advantage .... Peacock coming back ... Peacock scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!!

Neil Headman - Edge hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Edge pulls it off and drops Peacock like yesterdays newspaper! Figure four attempt by Edge. Peacock kicks him off quick.

Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Peacock! Peacock sure could use some help now. Good moves by Edge.

Jessie Wild - Peacock hops back to his feet. Lock up... Edge going for a suplex... Peacock blocks it... Edge trys again... Block and Peacock with a suplex of his own!! Edge needs to try for a comeback! This match is anything goes!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. Peacock is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling Edge into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!!

Jenna Jameson - Edge is ROCKED with a big elbow! Peacock levels Edge with a chair!

Jessie Wild - Now he's working the knee with the chair!! Thunder BombPeacock goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Peacock won the match in 21 minutes and 47 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Peeeaaacooock

Abel, and Kane
Vs
X-Breakers
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Introducing first, the team of Abel, and Kane!

[They climb into the ring]

Mark Turner - And their opponents, currently headed to the ring, at a total combined weight of 544, the team of X-Breakers!!

[They move down to the ring]

Jessie Wild - Looks like Abel is going to start this match against The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd.

[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Neil Headman - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Abel tries for some of his own and The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd blocks and applys a standing armbar!

Jenna Jameson - Abel isn't going to give up to that! They're punching it out, Abel with a left... right... left ... another! Block by The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd counters with a right of his own! Down goes Abel! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd lifting Abel into position for something. He devastated the neck of Abel with a Tombstone type piledriver. The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Abel is to quick! Good moves by The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd. Abel is out cold!

Neil Headman - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd with the hair of Abel.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Abel Got out of it! He's lucky! Figure four attempt by The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd. Abel kicks him off quick.

Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Abel!

Jessie Wild - Abel hops back to his feet. Abel is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd's chest!

Neil Headman - Kane wants in the ring and Abel tags him in.

Jenna Jameson - Closed fists to the face of Kane! Those are devastating!!! Kane is dazed!

Jessie Wild - Kane picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! We're not seeing much offense from The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd. The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd climbing back to his feet, Kane moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Jenna Jameson - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd hops back to his feet. The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd takes Kane off his feet with a drop kick to the chin! Boston crab being applied by The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Kane got out of that at the last second!

Neil Headman - Kane hops back to his feet. A dazed The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. Kane connects with a chop to the chest of The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd. Huge Bulldog by Kane may have broken some of The Heartbreaker Ricky Studds teeth!

Jenna Jameson - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd hops back to his feet. Kick to the gut knocks Kane out of balance. The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!!

Jessie Wild - The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd comes down across the back of Kane with a double axe handle!! Kane just can't make it to his feet! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd dives on to Kane and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Kane!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Cover by The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Kane. The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd's going for a boston crab.

Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Kane is to quick! Kane moving to his feet. The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd kicks him back down!

Jessie Wild - Kane hops back to his feet. Kane applys a standing bear hug, lifts The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd up and drops him down!!

Neil Headman - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! Kane with the hair of The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd.

Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Kane out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! The Heartbreaker Ricky Studd went down quick! Final RideKane goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Kane won the match in 19 minutes and 44 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winners... Kaaaneee & Abeeel

K-Dogg
Vs
Steve Austin
Mark Turner - This next match is a "I QUIT" match...

Mark Turner - [Get At Me Dawg starts to play "K-Dogg" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Mexico, K-Dooogg!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[K-Dogg makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Iron Man starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Victoria Tx, weighing in at 260 pounds, He stands 6'0", accompanied to the ring by The Commadant, Steve Austin.

[Steve Austin walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Steve Austin is taking over from the start.

Steve Austin has some kind of object he's grinding into K-Doggs face! [Ring, Ring, Ring]

Neil Headman - Test of strength, K-Dogg has a slight advantage .... Steve Austin coming back ... Steve Austin scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! K-Dogg is out cold! Steve Austin is all over K-Dogg! He's choking him out!! K-Dogg won't be able to take that for long! Steve Austin is choking K-Dogg with the middle ring rope!!

Jenna Jameson - Steve Austin has a chair driving it into the leg of K-Dogg,

Jessie Wild - he's trying for some permenate damage!! Steve Austin is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling K-Dogg into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!!

Neil Headman - K-Dogg hops back to his feet. We've got a stare down.

Jenna Jameson - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Steve Austin down hard!! K-Dogg is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling Bad Ass into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!! K-Dogg is choking Steve Austin with the middle ring rope!! Figure four attempt by K-Dogg. Bad Ass kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Bad Ass!

Neil Headman - K-Dogg has a chair driving it into the leg of Steve Austin,

Jenna Jameson - he's trying for some permenate damage!! We're not seeing much offense from Steve Austin. K-Dogg levels Steve Austin with a chair!

Jessie Wild - Now he's working the knee with the chair!! K-Dogg lifting Steve Austin into position for something. He devastated the neck of Steve Austin with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Neil Headman - K-Dogg picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Bad Asss head is being beaten to a pulp with some kind of spiked object!

Jenna Jameson - K-Dogg is ruthless!! K-Dogg is draping Steve Austin over the bottom ring rope. Choking him out on it!!

Jessie Wild - If Steve Austin gives up K-Dogg could win the match like that! Bad Ass moving to his feet. K-Dogg kicks him back down! Steve Austin needs to try for a comeback!

Neil Headman - Steve Austin sure could use some help now. K-Dogg is on top of Bad Ass biting his forehead!! My God! K-Dogg comes down across the back of Steve Austin with a double axe handle!! Steve Austin just can't make it to his feet! K-Dogg stomping the face of Steve Austin into the mat!! Good moves by K-Dogg.

Jenna Jameson - Bad Ass lunging toward K-Dogg and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Steve Austin!! Steve Austin repeatedly slamming K-Doggs down! He could break his nose!! K-Doggs face is being slammed over and over by Steve Austin

Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! Steve Austin is moving back to his feet Figure four attempt by Steve Austin. K-Dogg kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of K-Dogg! This match is anything goes!!

Jenna Jameson - Steve Austin out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! K-Dogg went down quick! Steve Austin is choking K-Dogg with the middle ring rope!! Bad Ass is pumeling K-Dogg on the ground!! That's insane!! Bad Ass has a cable choking K-Dogg out with it. K-Dogg is tapping out! He has to say I Quit.

Jessie Wild - His head was ready to explode!! Steve Austin lifting K-Dogg into position for something. He devastated the neck of K-Dogg with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Neil Headman - Steve Austin stomping the face of K-Dogg. There's no need for that! Bad Ass pulling K-Dogg back to his feet. Steve Austin scoops him up fall away slam!!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - No. Steve Austin is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling K-Dogg into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!! K-Dogg moving to his feet. Steve Austin kicks him back down!

Jessie Wild - K-Dogg hops back to his feet. Knee lift by K-Dogg takes Steve Austin to the ground. Steve Austin is ROCKED with a big elbow! Figure four by K-Dogg Steve Austin is in pain you can tell! Billy Dunn is asking him to give up, but he won't.

Neil Headman - K-Dogg isn't letting go. Billy Dunn is calling for the bell. Steve Austin Must have quit!

[K-Dogg won the match in 19 minutes and 29 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... K-Dooogg

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Joe Savage
Vs
Saturn
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Iron Man starts to play Boos and Joe Savage sucks chants fill the arena.] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Sarasota Fl, Joooeee Saaavaaageee!!!

[Joe Savage makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 200 pounds, [fans hold up Saturn sucks signs] Saturn.

[Saturn walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - Knee to the stomach sends Macho Man to the mat! Macho Man is out cold! Saturn is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Joe Savage Got out of it! He's lucky! Saturn comes down across the back of Macho Man with a double axe handle!! Joe Savage just can't make it to his feet!

Jenna Jameson - Saturn is all over Joe Savage! He's choking him out!! Macho Man won't be able to take that for long! Good moves by Saturn.

Jessie Wild - Macho Man hops back to his feet. A dazed Saturn is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. Saturn charging Macho Man ... clothesli NO! Joe Savage counters with a backdrop at the last second!! What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! Joe Savage picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Jenna Jameson - Saturn hops back to his feet. Saturn connects with a chop to the chest of Joe Savage. Saturn picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!!

Jessie Wild - Joe Savage lunging toward Saturn and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Macho Man!! Saturn taking an onslaught of punishment! Joe Savage is pounding away at his entire body! Macho Man Stomping away at the chest of Saturn! Currently this match is all Joe Savage! Joe Savage spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Saturn

Neil Headman - A huge boot to the face sends Saturn off his feet! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Well Macho Man just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Joe Savage. Joe Savage driving a knee into the spinal area of Saturns back!! Macho Man repeatedly slamming Saturns down! He could break his nose!! Lock up... Macho Man with an armdrag takedown. Joe Savage with repeated boots to the knee of Saturn. Working the leg!

Jessie Wild - Joe Savages face is being slammed over and over by Saturn

Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!! Leg drop across the throat of Macho Man!

Jenna Jameson - Atomic Drop by Joe Savage send Saturn to the ground! Joe Savage spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Saturn

Jessie Wild - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. Joe Savage is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - Saturn Got out of it! He's lucky! Joe Savage with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Jessie Wild - Saturn hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Joe Savage! Those are devastating!!! Death Valley DriverSaturn goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Saturn won the match in 20 minutes and 2 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Saaatuuurn

Hardcore
Vs
Ravishing Rob Reynolds
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Chicago Street Fight...

Mark Turner - [Hardcore steps out of the entrance area, the crowd boos, a fan holds a "Hardcore will lose!!" sign in front of the camera] Coming down the aisle, weighing 220 pounds, from Hialeah Fl, the man you love to hate, Haaardcoooreee!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hardcore makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [I'm Too Sexy starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Ravishing Rob Reynolds. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from San Diego Ca, Followed to the ring by Chasey, Introducing Raaaviiishiiing Rooob Reeeynooolds!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Ravishing Rob Reynolds walks to the ring.]

[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jessie Wild - Hardcore applys a headlock and bulldogs Ravishing Rob Reynolds to the ground! Lock up... Hardcore with an armdrag takedown.

Neil Headman - Ravishing Rob Reynolds with repeated boots to the knee of Hardcore. Working the leg! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Well Ravishing Rob Reynolds just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Ravishing Rob Reynolds. Atomic Drop by Ravishing Rob Reynolds send Hardcore to the ground! Hardcore taking an onslaught of punishment! Ravishing Rob Reynolds is pounding away at his entire body!

Jessie Wild - Leg drop across the throat of Hardcore! Currently this match is all Ravishing Rob Reynolds! Ravishing Rob Reynolds is moving back to his feet Ravishing Rob Reynolds out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Hardcore went down quick!

Neil Headman - Hardcore hops back to his feet. Hardcore grabs a cake pan...Oh! He just made dough out of Ravishing Rob Reynolds's head!!! Ravishing Rob Reynolds is stumbling. Hardcore out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Ravishing Rob Reynolds went down quick! Ravishing Rob Reynolds climbing back to his feet, Hardcore moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Jenna Jameson - Ravishing Rob Reynolds hops back to his feet. Hardcore is trying an to get back offensive.

Jessie Wild - He's charging at Ravishing Rob Reynolds and Ravishing Rob Reynolds sends him down with a hip toss!

Neil Headman - Hardcore hops back to his feet. A pin by Hardcore 1..2...Shoulder up!

Jenna Jameson - Hardcore grabs brass kuckles and puts them on! Oh! And he busted Ravishing Rob Reynolds open with them! Ravishing Rob Reynolds may be out!!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - No. Boston crab being applied by Hardcore ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Ravishing Rob Reynolds got out of that at the last second! Hardcore stomping the face of Ravishing Rob Reynolds. There's no need for that! What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call! Hardcore's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Ravishing Rob Reynolds is to quick!

Neil Headman - Ravishing Rob Reynolds hops back to his feet. Hardcore retaliates with a low blow! Ravishing Rob Reynolds hops back to his feet.

Jenna Jameson - A pin by Ravishing Rob Reynolds 1..Shoulder up! Kick to the gut knocks Hardcore out of balance. Ravishing Rob Reynolds follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Hardcore needs to try for a comeback! Hardcore moving back to his feet Ravishing Rob Reynolds scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Ravishing Rob Reynolds lifting Hardcore into position for something. He devastated the neck of Hardcore with a Tombstone type piledriver. Ravishing Rob Reynolds picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Jessie Wild - Hardcore lunging toward Ravishing Rob Reynolds and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Hardcore!! Hardcore rocks him with a forearm!! A huge boot to the face sends Ravishing Rob Reynolds off his feet! Oh! A ddt on a chair that was set up by Hardcore! Hardcore goes for the pin on Ravishing Rob Reynolds...1...2..3!!! Hardcore wins!

[Hardcore won the match in 18 minutes and 28 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Haaardcoooreee

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Berringer
Vs
Da Don
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Vicious and Delicious starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Detroit Mi, weighing in at 324 pounds, He stands 6'3", Beeerriiingeeer!!!!

[Berringer makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Give Me The World Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from New Orleans La, standing 6'3", weighing 260, coming to the ring with Cheena, Lets hear it for Daaa Dooon!!!

[Da Don walks to the ring.]

[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jessie Wild - They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Da Don comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Da Don is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Berringer Got out of it! He's lucky! Cover by Da Don ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Berringer has his foot on the ropes!

Jenna Jameson - Figure four attempt by Da Don. Berringer kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Berringer! Cover by Da Don ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Berringer. Berringer is ROCKED with a big elbow! Berringer sure could use some help now. Da Don with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Neil Headman - Berringer hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Da Don! Those are devastating!!! Berringer charging at Da Don.

Jenna Jameson - Da Don's with a back body drop, NO Berringer reverses into a Piledriver!! Diving forearm sends Da Don to the mat!! Berringer with repeated boots to the knee of Da Don. Working the leg! Atomic Drop by Berringer send Da Don to the ground!

Jessie Wild - Lock up... Berringer with an armdrag takedown. Berringer Stomping away at the chest of Da Don! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Well Berringer just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Berringer. Berringer measuring him up elbow smash!

Jenna Jameson - Da Don is moving back to his feet Berringer is out cold! Berringer moving back to his feet Da Don scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! We're not seeing much offense from Berringer.

Jessie Wild - Da Don's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Berringer is to quick! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - No. Da Don is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Berringer Got out of it! He's lucky!

Neil Headman - Berringer hops back to his feet. Tie up... snap suplex by Berringer. Nicely executed move. Berringer spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Da Don

Jenna Jameson - Leg drop across the throat of Berringer! Currently this match is all Da Don! Currently this match is all Da Don! Da Don drops a knee on lower leg of Berringer! Da Don driving a knee into the spinal area of Berringers back!!

Jessie Wild - Berringer with repeated boots to the knee of Da Don. Working the leg! Atomic Drop by Berringer send Da Don to the ground! Da Dons face is being slammed over and over by Berringer

Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!!

Jenna Jameson - Lock up... Da Don with an armdrag takedown. Da Don Stomping away at the chest of Berringer! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Well Da Don just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Da Don. Berringers face is being slammed over and over by Da Don

Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!! Da Don with a cover Billy Dunn is on top of it ...1 ...2 ...THREE!!!!!

[Da Don won the match in 13 minutes and 3 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Daaa Dooon

Degenerate Disciple
Vs
HBK
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [A sign reads "Degenerate Disciple will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Branson Missouri, Introducing Degenerate Disciple.

[Degenerate Disciple makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Sexy Boy plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle with Miss Elizabeth, from San Antonio Tx, weighing 234 He is HBK!!!

[HBK walks to the ring.]

[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jessie Wild - Degenerate Disciple picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Quick cover by Degenerate Disciple HBK kicks out before the one count!

Neil Headman - HBK hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Degenerate Disciple! Those are devastating!!! HBK with a snapmare take down! Cover by HBK ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Degenerate Disciple has his foot on the ropes! We're not seeing much offense from Degenerate Disciple. HBK with the hair of Degenerate Disciple.

Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Jessie Wild - Degenerate Disciple hops back to his feet. So Neil Headman what do you think about Degenerate Disciple?

Neil Headman - Oh me? I hate him.

Jenna Jameson - Well thanks for your input. Degenerate Disciple scoops slams HBK and boy did he hit hard!! HBK needs to try for a comeback! Degenerate Disciple comes down across the back of HBK with a double axe handle!! HBK just can't make it to his feet!

Jessie Wild - Degenerate Disciple out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! HBK went down quick! HBK is stumbling. Degenerate Disciple picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! HBK is out cold! Degenerate Disciple lifting HBK into position for something. He devastated the neck of HBK with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Neil Headman - HBK hops back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by HBK stuns Degenerate Disciple. Diving forearm sends Degenerate Disciple to the mat!! Currently this match is all HBK! Degenerate Disciple taking an onslaught of punishment! HBK is pounding away at his entire body! HBK spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Degenerate Disciple

Jenna Jameson - Degenerate Disciple repeatedly slamming HBKs down! He could break his nose!! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Well Degenerate Disciple just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Degenerate Disciple.

Neil Headman - Leg drop across the throat of Degenerate Disciple! A huge boot to the face sends Degenerate Disciple off his feet! HBK measuring him up elbow smash! HBK is moving back to his feet HBK comes down across the back of Degenerate Disciple with a double axe handle!! Degenerate Disciple just can't make it to his feet!

Jenna Jameson - Degenerate Disciple lunging toward HBK and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Degenerate Disciple!! Degenerate Disciple Stomping away at the chest of HBK! Degenerate Disciple with repeated boots to the knee of HBK. Working the leg! Degenerate Disciple spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of HBK

Jessie Wild - HBK spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Degenerate Disciple

Neil Headman - Degenerate Disciples face is being slammed over and over by HBK

Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Lock up... HBK with an armdrag takedown. HBK is moving back to his feet Figure four attempt by HBK. Degenerate Disciple kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Degenerate Disciple! Sweet Chin MusicHBK goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[HBK won the match in 18 minutes and 50 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... HBK

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Sting
Vs
Vito
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Sting's Music starts to play "Sting" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Parts Unknown,  Stiiing!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Sting makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give Me The World plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Chicago Il, weighing 310 Vito.

[Vito walks to the ring.]

[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jessie Wild - Vito is trying an to get back offensive.

Neil Headman - He's charging at Sting and Sting sends him down with a hip toss! Vito moving to his feet. Sting kicks him back down!

Jenna Jameson - Quick cover by Sting Vito kicks out before the one count! Sting with the hair of Vito.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Sting with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Sting pulling Vito back to his feet. Sting attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Vito tries for some of his own and Sting blocks and applys a standing armbar!

Jenna Jameson - Vito isn't going to give up to that!

Jessie Wild - Vito and Sting are going to lock up. Vito has the advantage. Vito has him up in a vertical suplex!

Neil Headman - Sting was up there for quite a while! Sting moving back to his feet Vito scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Vito lifting Sting into position for something. He devastated the neck of Sting with a Tombstone type piledriver. Sting moving to his feet. Vito kicks him back down! Pinning combination by Vito ...1 ...2 ... Sting grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!

Jenna Jameson - Vito picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Vito is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Sting Got out of it! He's lucky!

Neil Headman - Sting hops back to his feet. Sting applys a standing bear hug, lifts Vito up and drops him down!!

Jenna Jameson - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop!

Jessie Wild - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Vito makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Sting dives on to Vito and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Vito!

Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! We're not seeing much offense from Vito. Sting out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Vito went down quick!

Jessie Wild - Vito hops back to his feet. Vito levels Sting with a foot to the face. Figure four attempt by Vito. Sting kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Sting!

Jenna Jameson - Sting is out cold! Boston crab being applied by Vito ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Sting got out of that at the last second!

Neil Headman - Sting hops back to his feet. Sting charges in with a shoulder, which takes Vito off his feet.

Jenna Jameson - Vito lunging toward Sting and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Vito!! Currently this match is all Vito! Vito Stomping away at the chest of Sting! Vito with repeated boots to the knee of Sting. Working the leg! 357Vito goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Vito won the match in 14 minutes and 28 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Viiitooo

Propane
Vs
The Cannibal
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Propane steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 320 pounds, from Pittsburgh Pa, Prooopaaaneee!!!!!!!!!!!

[Propane makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 250 pounds, [Fans cheer as The Cannibal walks out] Theee Caaanniiibaaal!!!

[The Cannibal walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Propane is taking over from the start.

Propane with a snapmare take down! [Ring, Ring, Ring]

Neil Headman - Propane out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! The Cannibal went down quick! The Cannibal climbing back to his feet, Propane moves in... Vertical Suplex! Quick cover by Propane The Cannibal kicks out before the one count! Cover by Propane ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes The Cannibal has his foot on the ropes! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . The Cannibal makes it out.

Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Jessie Wild - The Cannibal hops back to his feet. Knee lift by The Cannibal takes Propane to the ground. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Propane is ROCKED with a big elbow! The Cannibal dives on to Propane and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Propane!

Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Propane is stumbling.

Jessie Wild - Propane hops back to his feet. Tie up... snap suplex by Propane. Nicely executed move. A huge boot to the face sends The Cannibal off his feet!

Neil Headman - Propane with repeated boots to the knee of The Cannibal. Working the leg! Lock up... Propane with an armdrag takedown. Propane repeatedly slamming The Cannibals down! He could break his nose!! Propane driving a knee into the spinal area of The Cannibals back!! Leg drop across the throat of The Cannibal! Currently this match is all Propane!

Jenna Jameson - The Cannibal drops a knee on lower leg of Propane! Propane taking an onslaught of punishment! The Cannibal is pounding away at his entire body! Atomic Drop by The Cannibal send Propane to the ground! The Cannibal spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Propane

Jessie Wild - The Cannibal is moving back to his feet What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! The Cannibal with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! The Cannibal's going for a boston crab.

Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Propane is to quick! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Propane makes it out.

Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Cover by The Cannibal ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Propane has his foot on the ropes!

Neil Headman - Propane hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, The Cannibal with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Propane counters with a right of his own! Down goes The Cannibal!

Jenna Jameson - The Cannibal hops back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by The Cannibal stuns Propane. The Cannibal sends Propane into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Propane is stumbling. Quick cover by The Cannibal Propane kicks out before the one count! The Cannibal lifting Propane into position for something. He devastated the neck of Propane with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Jessie Wild - Cover by The Cannibal ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Propane. The Cannibal out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Propane went down quick!

Neil Headman - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! We're not seeing much offense from Propane. Propane sure could use some help now. Good moves by The Cannibal. The Last SupperThe Cannibal goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[The Cannibal won the match in 16 minutes and 19 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Caaanniiibaaal

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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T-Bone
Vs
The Canadian Crippler
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [California Luv starts to play "T-Bone" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Long Beach Ca, T-Boooneee!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[T-Bone makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Death Never Sleeps plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle with Lucious Lisa, from Vancouver BC, weighing 234 He is Theee Caaanaaadiiiaaan Criiippleeer!!!

[The Canadian Crippler walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - Huge Bulldog by T-Bone may have broken some of The Canadian Cripplers teeth! Cover by T-Bone ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes The Canadian Crippler has his foot on the ropes!

Neil Headman - The Canadian Crippler hops back to his feet. They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... The Canadian Crippler comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Cover by The Canadian Crippler ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by T-Bone. The Canadian Crippler with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!!

Jessie Wild - T-Bone hops back to his feet. A kick to the face takes The Canadian Crippler off his feet. The Canadian Crippler is stumbling. Pinning combination by T-Bone ...1 ...2 ... The Canadian Crippler grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!

Neil Headman - The Canadian Crippler hops back to his feet. T-Bone goes spinning as The Canadian Crippler connects with a german uppercut! T-Bone taunting The Canadian Crippler a bit. OHHHHH The Canadian Crippler with a big scoop slam!! What's T-Bone gonna say to that? The Canadian Crippler dives on to T-Bone and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of T-Bone!

Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!!

Jessie Wild - T-Bone moving back to his feet The Canadian Crippler scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Good moves by The Canadian Crippler. Quick cover by The Canadian Crippler T-Bone kicks out before the one count! The Canadian Crippler with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Neil Headman - What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call! T-Bone climbing back to his feet, The Canadian Crippler moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Jessie Wild - T-Bone hops back to his feet. T-Bone picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! T-Bone comes down across the back of The Canadian Crippler with a double axe handle!! The Canadian Crippler just can't make it to his feet! T-Bone with the hair of The Canadian Crippler.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! We're not seeing much offense from The Canadian Crippler.

Jenna Jameson - The Canadian Crippler hops back to his feet. lock up T-Bone gets the upper edge setting The Canadian Crippler up for a piledriver.

Jessie Wild - The Canadian Crippler counters back body drop! Gives The Canadian Crippler the advantage again! Cover by The Canadian Crippler ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by T-Bone. The Canadian Crippler out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! T-Bone went down quick! The Canadian Crippler with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!!

Jenna Jameson - T-Bone hops back to his feet. T-Bone scoops slams The Canadian Crippler and boy did he hit hard!!

Jessie Wild - The Canadian Crippler hops back to his feet. The Canadian Crippler attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, T-Bone tries for some of his own and The Canadian Crippler blocks and applys a standing armbar!

Neil Headman - T-Bone isn't going to give up to that! T-Bone taunting The Canadian Crippler a bit. OHHHHH The Canadian Crippler with a big scoop slam!! What's T-Bone gonna say to that? Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . T-Bone makes it out.

Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Crippling DeathT-Bone is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!

[The Canadian Crippler won the match in 20 minutes and 19 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Caaanaaadiiiaaan Criiippleeer

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Crimson Beast Kane
Vs
The Giant
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Kanes Theme starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Crimson Beast Kane. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Parts Unknown, Introducing Criiimsooon Beeeaaast Kaaaneee!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Crimson Beast Kane makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Wolfpac Music starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Las Vegas Nv, weighing in at 355 pounds, He stands 7'0", The Giant.

[The Giant walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane charges in with a shoulder, which takes The Giant off his feet. The Giant climbing back to his feet, Crimson Beast Kane moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Neil Headman - The Giant is stumbling. Crimson Beast Kane is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - The Giant Got out of it! He's lucky! The Giant sure could use some help now. Crimson Beast Kane comes down across the back of The Giant with a double axe handle!! The Giant just can't make it to his feet! Pinning combination by Crimson Beast Kane ...1 ...2 ... The Giant grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! The Giant needs to try for a comeback!

Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane with the hair of The Giant.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call! Cover by Crimson Beast Kane ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes The Giant has his foot on the ropes! The Giant moving to his feet. Crimson Beast Kane kicks him back down! Crimson Beast Kane with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Quick cover by Crimson Beast Kane The Giant kicks out before the one count!

Jessie Wild - The Giant hops back to his feet. Lock up... Crimson Beast Kane going for a suplex... The Giant blocks it... Crimson Beast Kane trys again... Block and The Giant with a suplex of his own!! The Giant pulling Crimson Beast Kane back to his feet.

Neil Headman - Crimson Beast Kane scoops slams The Giant and boy did he hit hard!! Figure four attempt by Crimson Beast Kane. The Giant kicks him off quick.

Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of The Giant! Crimson Beast Kane dives on to The Giant and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of The Giant!

Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Crimson Beast Kane's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on The Giant is to quick!

Jenna Jameson - Crimson Beast Kane is trying to pull The Giant back to his feet. The Giant with an eye gouge!! Down goes Crimson Beast Kane! Crimson Beast Kane moving to his feet. The Giant kicks him back down! The Giant lifting Crimson Beast Kane into position for something. He devastated the neck of Crimson Beast Kane with a Tombstone type piledriver. The Giant picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Good moves by The Giant.

Jessie Wild - The Giant is all over Crimson Beast Kane! He's choking him out!! Crimson Beast Kane won't be able to take that for long! Crimson Beast Kane is out cold!

Neil Headman - Crimson Beast Kane hops back to his feet. Crimson Beast Kane charges in with a shoulder, which takes The Giant off his feet. What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call!

Jessie Wild - Pinning combination by Crimson Beast Kane ...1 ...2 ... The Giant grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . The Giant makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Jenna Jameson - The Giant lunging toward Crimson Beast Kane and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by The Giant!! A huge boot to the face sends Crimson Beast Kane off his feet! The Giant repeatedly slamming Crimson Beast Kanes down! He could break his nose!! ChokeslamCrimson Beast Kane is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!

[The Giant won the match in 15 minutes and 53 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Giiiaaant

Ginuwine
Vs
Mimic
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Same Ol G starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Ginuwine. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Los Angeles Ca, Introducing Giiinuuuwiiineee!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Ginuwine makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Its The End Of The World starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from parts unknown, weighing in at 315 pounds, He stands 6'6", Miiimiiic!!!!

[Mimic walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Ginuwine is taking over from the start.

Ginuwine sends Mimic to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Mimic. [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Neil Headman - Mimic needs to try for a comeback! Pinning combination by Ginuwine ...1 ...2 ... Mimic grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Good moves by Ginuwine. Ginuwine is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - Mimic Got out of it! He's lucky!

Jessie Wild - Quick cover by Ginuwine Mimic kicks out before the one count! Mimic sure could use some help now. Mimic moving back to his feet Ginuwine scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call!

Jenna Jameson - Mimic hops back to his feet. Mimic with a snapmare take down! Figure four attempt by Mimic. Ginuwine kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Ginuwine!

Neil Headman - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Ginuwine moving to his feet. Mimic kicks him back down! Mimic out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Ginuwine went down quick!

Jessie Wild - Ginuwine is stumbling. Mimic lifting Ginuwine into position for something. He devastated the neck of Ginuwine with a Tombstone type piledriver. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Ginuwine makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Mimic comes down across the back of Ginuwine with a double axe handle!! Ginuwine just can't make it to his feet! Ginuwine climbing back to his feet, Mimic moves in... Vertical Suplex! Mimic dives on to Ginuwine and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Ginuwine!

Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!!

Jessie Wild - Cover by Mimic ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Ginuwine. Mimic with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Mimic's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Ginuwine is to quick! We're not seeing much offense from Ginuwine. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - No. Ginuwine needs to try for a comeback!

Jessie Wild - Ginuwine is ROCKED with a big elbow! Quick cover by Mimic Ginuwine kicks out before the one count! Ginuwine is out cold!

Neil Headman - Pinning combination by Mimic ...1 ...2 ... Ginuwine grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Ginuwine moving back to his feet Mimic scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Mimic with the hair of Ginuwine.

Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Jessie Wild - Ginuwine hops back to his feet. Ginuwine sends Mimic into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Boston crab being applied by Ginuwine ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Mimic got out of that at the last second! What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call! Ginuwine lifting Mimic into position for something. He devastated the neck of Mimic with a Tombstone type piledriver. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Neil Headman - Ginuwine picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Mimic sure could use some help now. Mimic moving to his feet. Ginuwine kicks him back down! Mimic is stumbling. BlasphemyMimic is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!

[Ginuwine won the match in 13 minutes and 29 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Giiinuuuwiiineee

The Incredible Hulk
Vs
The Scorpion
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Born To Be Wild starts to play "The Incredible Hulk" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Los Angeles Ca, Theee Increeediiibleee Huuulk!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[The Incredible Hulk makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [The Scorpion steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 225 pounds, from Washington Dc, Theee Scooorpiiiooon!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Scorpion walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - Diving forearm sends The Scorpion to the mat!! Lock up... The Incredible Hulk with an armdrag takedown. The Incredible Hulk driving a knee into the spinal area of The Scorpions back!!

Neil Headman - The Incredible Hulk spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of The Scorpion

Jenna Jameson - Atomic Drop by The Incredible Hulk send The Scorpion to the ground! The Incredible Hulk is moving back to his feet

Jessie Wild - The Scorpion hops back to his feet. Test of strength, The Incredible Hulk has a slight advantage .... The Scorpion coming back ... The Scorpion scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Figure four attempt by The Scorpion. The Incredible Hulk kicks him off quick.

Neil Headman - That could have been the end of The Incredible Hulk! The Scorpion with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . The Incredible Hulk makes it out.

Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Jessie Wild - The Incredible Hulk hops back to his feet. The Incredible Hulk charging at The Scorpion.

Neil Headman - The Scorpion's with a back body drop, NO The Incredible Hulk reverses into a Piledriver!! The Scorpion is trying an to get back offensive.

Jenna Jameson - He's charging at The Incredible Hulk and The Incredible Hulk sends him down with a hip toss! The Incredible Hulk's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on The Scorpion is to quick!

Neil Headman - What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call! The Incredible Hulk with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Quick cover by The Incredible Hulk The Scorpion kicks out before the one count! Cover by The Incredible Hulk ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by The Scorpion. The Scorpion is ROCKED with a big elbow! The Scorpion moving back to his feet The Incredible Hulk scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Neil Headman - The Scorpion hops back to his feet. They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... The Scorpion comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker.

Jenna Jameson - The Incredible Hulk hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, The Incredible Hulk pulls it off and drops The Scorpion like yesterdays newspaper! The Incredible Hulk with the hair of The Scorpion.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! We're not seeing much offense from The Scorpion. Pinning combination by The Incredible Hulk ...1 ...2 ... The Scorpion grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!

Neil Headman - The Scorpion hops back to his feet. Diving forearm sends The Incredible Hulk to the mat!!

Jenna Jameson - The Incredible Hulk driving a knee into the spinal area of The Scorpions back!! The Incredible Hulk Stomping away at the chest of The Scorpion! Lock up... The Incredible Hulk with an armdrag takedown. The Incredible Hulk with repeated boots to the knee of The Scorpion. Working the leg! Torture RackThe Scorpion is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!

[The Incredible Hulk won the match in 19 minutes and 16 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Increeediiibleee Huuulk

Neil: Lets go to Navy Seal for some pre match comments

Navy Seal: Randy Reno you are my first victim in this league. Be prepared to get your butt kicked. I am all business when it comes to stepping in the ring. I want gold and that is why I am here. Darkside and Elite I want to join
you guys in your quest to rid the league of MOB. What do you say?

Navy Seal
Vs
Randy Reno
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [The Great Milinko starts to play "Navy Seal" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Gainsville Fl, Naaavy Seeeaaal!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Navy Seal makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Randy Reno steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 270 pounds, from Reno Nv, Raaandy Reeenooo!!!!!!!!!!!

[Randy Reno walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Randy Reno is taking over from the start.

Closed fists to the face of Navy Seal! Those are devastating!!! [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Neil Headman - Knee to the stomach sends Navy Seal to the mat! What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call! Navy Seal climbing back to his feet, Randy Reno moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Jessie Wild - Navy Seal hops back to his feet. Randy Reno charging Navy Seal ... clothesli NO! Navy Seal counters with a backdrop at the last second!! Navy Seal with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Figure four attempt by Navy Seal. Randy Reno kicks him off quick.

Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Randy Reno!

Jessie Wild - Randy Reno hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Randy Reno may have broken some of Navy Seals teeth!

Neil Headman - Randy Reno with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Randy Reno lifting Navy Seal into position for something. He devastated the neck of Navy Seal with a Tombstone type piledriver. Navy Seal moving back to his feet Randy Reno scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Navy Seal makes it out.

Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - No. Randy Reno is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Navy Seal Got out of it! He's lucky!

Jenna Jameson - Navy Seal is out cold! Navy Seal sure could use some help now. Randy Reno with the hair of Navy Seal.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Neil Headman - Navy Seal needs to try for a comeback! Randy Reno picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Navy Seal moving to his feet. Randy Reno kicks him back down! Quick cover by Randy Reno Navy Seal kicks out before the one count! Randy Reno out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Navy Seal went down quick! Good moves by Randy Reno.

Jenna Jameson - Navy Seal climbing back to his feet, Randy Reno moves in... Vertical Suplex! Randy Reno comes down across the back of Navy Seal with a double axe handle!! Navy Seal just can't make it to his feet! What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call!

Neil Headman - Navy Seal is stumbling. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Randy Reno pulling Navy Seal back to his feet. Randy Reno applys a standing bear hug, lifts Navy Seal up and drops him down!!

Jessie Wild - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop!

Neil Headman - Randy Reno's going for a boston crab.

Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Navy Seal is to quick! Randy Reno with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Navy Seal moving back to his feet Randy Reno scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Cover by Randy Reno ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Navy Seal. We're not seeing much offense from Navy Seal. Navy Seal is out cold!

Neil Headman - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - No. Cover by Randy Reno ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Navy Seal has his foot on the ropes! The Royal FlushRandy Reno goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Randy Reno won the match in 16 minutes and 32 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Raaandy Reeenooo

Neil Headman: Lets go to Green Beret for some prematch comments

Green Beret: Vinnie Vegas you seem to appear as a worthy opponent, but you have no chance in standing up to my skills. I am going to throw you from pillar to post like a rag doll.
I have already called the hospital and your insurance company about your soon visit. Be prepared for the match of your life. I am going to dazzle you in front of millions.
K-9's you are the U.S. Troopers first opponents in our way to dominance on the tag seen. The combination of speed and power that we have is going to leave you running in circles.
We will be on top before you know it.

Green Beret
Vs
Vinnie Vegas
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [The Great Milinko starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Gainsville Fl, weighing in at 253 pounds, He stands 6'0", accompanied to the ring by Vixen, Greeeeeen Beeereeet!!!!

[Green Beret makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Million Dollar Man starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Vinnie Vegas. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Las Vegas Nv, Introducing Viiinniiieee Veeegaaas!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Vinnie Vegas walks to the ring.]

[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jessie Wild - Green Beret picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Green Beret lifting Vinnie Vegas into position for something. He devastated the neck of Vinnie Vegas with a Tombstone type piledriver. Pinning combination by Green Beret ...1 ...2 ... Vinnie Vegas grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Green Beret out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Vinnie Vegas went down quick! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. Green Beret's going for a boston crab.

Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Vinnie Vegas is to quick!

Jessie Wild - What an awesome match!!!!

Neil Headman - Good call! Green Beret with the hair of Vinnie Vegas.

Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Green Beret is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Vinnie Vegas Got out of it! He's lucky! Cover by Green Beret ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Vinnie Vegas.

Neil Headman - Vinnie Vegas hops back to his feet. Vinnie Vegas sends Green Beret into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Good moves by Vinnie Vegas. Quick cover by Vinnie Vegas Green Beret kicks out before the one count! Cover by Vinnie Vegas ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Green Beret has his foot on the ropes!

Jenna Jameson - Vinnie Vegas with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Boston crab being applied by Vinnie Vegas ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Green Beret got out of that at the last second! Vinnie Vegas pulling Green Beret back to his feet. Lock up... Green Beret going for a suplex... Vinnie Vegas blocks it... Green Beret trys again... Block and Vinnie Vegas with a suplex of his own!! Green Beret moving to his feet. Vinnie Vegas kicks him back down! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good!

Jenna Jameson - Green Beret hops back to his feet. Green Beret sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Huge Bulldog by Green Beret may have broken some of Vinnie Vegass teeth! Green Beret out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Vinnie Vegas went down quick!

Jessie Wild - Vinnie Vegas hops back to his feet. Vinnie Vegas is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Green Beret's chest!

Neil Headman - We've got a stare down.

Jenna Jameson - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Vinnie Vegas down hard!! Green Beret with the hair of Vinnie Vegas.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Vinnie Vegas makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Vinnie Vegas is stumbling. Vinnie Vegas sure could use some help now. Green Beret with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!!

Jessie Wild - Vinnie Vegas hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Vinnie Vegas pulls it off and drops Green Beret like yesterdays newspaper! Cover by Vinnie Vegas ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Green Beret has his foot on the ropes!

Neil Headman - Green Beret hops back to his feet. Green Beret slamming the head of Vinnie Vegas into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Cover by Green Beret ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Vinnie Vegas. Green Beret dives on to Vinnie Vegas and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Vinnie Vegas!

Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Green Beret lifting Vinnie Vegas into position for something. He devastated the neck of Vinnie Vegas with a Tombstone type piledriver.

Jessie Wild - Vinnie Vegas hops back to his feet. Vinnie Vegas scoops slams Green Beret and boy did he hit hard!! Boston crab being applied by Vinnie Vegas ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Green Beret got out of that at the last second! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! The Royal FlushVinnie Vegas goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Vinnie Vegas won the match in 18 minutes and 14 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Viiinniiieee Veeegaaas

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

[Do you have Athletes foot? How about Coal Miners foot? Do you have any kind of foot at all? If so we can help, we're the nice people at foot-be-gone. Gets rid of those nasty feet no one really wants!!]

Blizzard
Vs
Chris Jerhico
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Cold As Ice starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Blizzard. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Anchorage Alaska, Followed to the ring by Lucious Lisa, Introducing Bliiizzaaard!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Blizzard makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Chris Jericho's starts to play Boos and Chris Jerhico sucks chants fill the arena.] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Calgary Alberta, Chriiis Jeeerhiiicooo!!!

[Chris Jerhico walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Blizzard is taking over from the start.

Repeated chops to the chest by Blizzard, down goes Chris Jerhico. [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Neil Headman - Chris Jerhico is ROCKED with a big elbow! Blizzard's going for a boston crab.

Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Chris Jerhico is to quick! Blizzard picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Jessie Wild - Blizzard is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Chris Jerhico Got out of it! He's lucky! Blizzard dives on to Chris Jerhico and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Chris Jerhico!

Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - No. Blizzard with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!!

Jenna Jameson - Chris Jerhico sure could use some help now. Blizzard pulling Chris Jerhico back to his feet. Blizzard applys a headlock and bulldogs Chris Jerhico to the ground! Blizzard Stomping away at the chest of Chris Jerhico!

Jessie Wild - Blizzard taking an onslaught of punishment! Chris Jerhico is pounding away at his entire body! Blizzards face is being slammed over and over by Chris Jerhico

Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!!

Jenna Jameson - Chris Jerhico with repeated boots to the knee of Blizzard. Working the leg! Atomic Drop by Chris Jerhico send Blizzard to the ground! Chris Jerhico measuring him up elbow smash!

Jessie Wild - A huge boot to the face sends Chris Jerhico off his feet! Blizzard repeatedly slamming Chris Jerhicos down! He could break his nose!! Lock up... Blizzard with an armdrag takedown. Blizzard drops a knee on lower leg of Chris Jerhico!

Neil Headman - Currently this match is all Blizzard! Blizzard spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Chris Jerhico

Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Chris Jerhico got out of that at the last second! Cover by Blizzard ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Chris Jerhico has his foot on the ropes! Blizzard picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Jessie Wild - Blizzard is trying to pull Chris Jerhico back to his feet. Chris Jerhico with an eye gouge!! Down goes Blizzard! Quick cover by Chris Jerhico Blizzard kicks out before the one count!

Neil Headman - Blizzard hops back to his feet. Blizzard sends Chris Jerhico into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Blizzard with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Blizzard pulling Chris Jerhico back to his feet. Diving forearm sends Chris Jerhico to the mat!! Chris Jerhicos face is being slammed over and over by Blizzard

Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!!

Neil Headman - Blizzard taking an onslaught of punishment! Chris Jerhico is pounding away at his entire body! Chris Jerhico Stomping away at the chest of Blizzard! Chris Jerhico measuring him up elbow smash! Chris Jerhico with repeated boots to the knee of Blizzard. Working the leg! Chris Jerhico applying a sleeper.

Jenna Jameson - He's got it locked on in the center of the ring!! Billy Dunn is checking the arm. It goes down once.

Jessie Wild - Twice!

Neil Headman - ....Three times!!

[Chris Jerhico won the match in 15 minutes and 23 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Chriiis Jeeerhiiicooo

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

[Do you have Athletes foot? How about Coal Miners foot? Do you have any kind of foot at all? If so we can help, we're the nice people at foot-be-gone. Gets rid of those nasty feet no one really wants!!]

Paragon
Vs
Sabotage
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Chris Jerhico's starts to play A sign reads "Paragon will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Calgary Alberta, Introducing Paragon.

[Paragon makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Rip It Up plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle with Lucious Lisa, from Sydney Australlia, weighing 225 He is Saaaboootaaageee!!!

[Sabotage walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - Sabotage applys a headlock and bulldogs Paragon to the ground! Sabotage repeatedly slamming Paragons down! He could break his nose!! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - Well Sabotage just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Sabotage. Sabotage spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Paragon

Jenna Jameson - A huge boot to the face sends Paragon off his feet! Paragon taking an onslaught of punishment! Sabotage is pounding away at his entire body! Sabotage is moving back to his feet Sabotage with the hair of Paragon.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Neil Headman - Pinning combination by Sabotage ...1 ...2 ... Paragon grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Paragon is stumbling. Figure four attempt by Sabotage. Paragon kicks him off quick.

Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Paragon!

Jessie Wild - Sabotage lifting Paragon into position for something. He devastated the neck of Paragon with a Tombstone type piledriver. Paragon needs to try for a comeback! Boston crab being applied by Sabotage ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Paragon got out of that at the last second! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - No. Sabotage pulling Paragon back to his feet. Diving forearm sends Paragon to the mat!!

Jessie Wild - Paragon driving a knee into the spinal area of Sabotages back!! Leg drop across the throat of Sabotage!

Neil Headman - Sabotage measuring him up elbow smash! Sabotage Stomping away at the chest of Paragon! Sabotage with repeated boots to the knee of Paragon. Working the leg! Sabotage drops a knee on lower leg of Paragon!

Jenna Jameson - Sabotage repeatedly slamming Paragons down! He could break his nose!! Sabotage spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Paragon

Jessie Wild - Well Sabotage just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Sabotage. A huge boot to the face sends Paragon off his feet! Sabotage is moving back to his feet

Neil Headman - Cover by Sabotage ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Paragon has his foot on the ropes! Sabotage with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Sabotage with the hair of Paragon.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Sabotage's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Paragon is to quick! What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call! Paragon moving back to his feet Sabotage scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Jessie Wild - Paragon lunging toward Sabotage and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Paragon!! Lock up... Paragon with an armdrag takedown.

Neil Headman - Sabotage is moving back to his feet Sabotage out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Paragon went down quick! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - No. Figure four attempt by Sabotage. Paragon kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Paragon! The ExplosionSabotage goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Sabotage won the match in 17 minutes and 48 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Saaaboootaaageee

Ripp
Vs
The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [D-X music starts to play "Ripp" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from St Louis, Riiipp!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Ripp makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Its The end Of The World starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Saskatoon Saskatchewan, Introducing Theee Taaactiiitiiiaaan Daaarryl Suuulliiivaaan!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan walks to the ring.]

[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jessie Wild - Test of strength, Ripp has a slight advantage .... The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan coming back ... The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Pinning combination by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan ...1 ...2 ... Ripp grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!

Neil Headman - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan comes down across the back of Ripp with a double axe handle!! Ripp just can't make it to his feet! What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call!

Jessie Wild - Ripp hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Ripp may have broken some of The Tactitian Darryl Sullivans teeth! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan climbing back to his feet, Ripp moves in... Vertical Suplex! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan moving back to his feet Ripp scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Neil Headman - Ripp with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan moving to his feet. Ripp kicks him back down!

Jenna Jameson - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan makes it out.

Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Quick cover by Ripp The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan kicks out before the one count!

Neil Headman - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Ripp with a left... right... left ... another! Block by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan counters with a right of his own! Down goes Ripp! Figure four attempt by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan. Ripp kicks him off quick.

Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Ripp! Cover by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Ripp.

Jessie Wild - Cover by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Ripp has his foot on the ropes! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan lifting Ripp into position for something. He devastated the neck of Ripp with a Tombstone type piledriver. Ripp is stumbling. Ripp is out cold!

Neil Headman - Ripp hops back to his feet. Ripp attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan tries for some of his own and Ripp blocks and applys a standing armbar!

Jenna Jameson - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan isn't going to give up to that! Lock up... The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan going for a suplex... Ripp blocks it... The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan trys again... Block and Ripp with a suplex of his own!! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan is ROCKED with a big elbow! Ripp with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Ripp dives on to The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!

Jenna Jameson - Ripp pulling The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan back to his feet. Ripp sends The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Ripp with the hair of The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Ripp is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan Got out of it! He's lucky! Pinning combination by Ripp ...1 ...2 ... The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Good moves by Ripp.

Jenna Jameson - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan hops back to his feet. lock up Ripp gets the upper edge setting The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan up for a piledriver.

Jessie Wild - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan counters back body drop! Gives The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan the advantage again! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan rolls him over into a boston crab.

Neil Headman - Ripp is tapping out in no time flat!!

[The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan won the match in 13 minutes and 25 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Taaactiiitiiiaaan Daaarryl Suuulliiivaaan

Lex Lunger
Vs
Connor McCloud
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Coming to the ring at this time, [All American Man Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from Washington DC, standing 6'4", weighing 280, coming to the ring with Lucious Lisa, Lets hear it for Leeex Luuungeeer!!!

[Lex Lunger makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Connor McCloud steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 225 pounds, from The Highlands of Scotland, Cooonnooor McClooouuud!!!!!!!!!!!

[Connor McCloud walks to the ring.]

Jessie Wild - Lex Lunger is taking over from the start.

Lock up... Connor McCloud going for a suplex... Lex Lunger blocks it... Connor McCloud trys again... Block and Lex Lunger with a suplex of his own!! [Ding, Ding, Ding]

Neil Headman - Lex Lunger is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - Connor McCloud Got out of it! He's lucky! Lex Lunger with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Pinning combination by Lex Lunger ...1 ...2 ... Connor McCloud grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Good moves by Lex Lunger.

Jessie Wild - Lex Lunger with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Connor McCloud moving back to his feet Lex Lunger scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Connor McCloud climbing back to his feet, Lex Lunger moves in... Vertical Suplex! Lex Lunger comes down across the back of Connor McCloud with a double axe handle!! Connor McCloud just can't make it to his feet! Connor McCloud is ROCKED with a big elbow! Lex Lunger out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Connor McCloud went down quick!

Jenna Jameson - Lex Lunger's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Connor McCloud is to quick! Boston crab being applied by Lex Lunger ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Connor McCloud got out of that at the last second! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Quick cover by Lex Lunger Connor McCloud kicks out before the one count! What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Lex Lunger picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Neil Headman - Connor McCloud hops back to his feet. Connor McCloud scoops him up fall away slam!!! Cover by Connor McCloud ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Lex Lunger has his foot on the ropes!

Jenna Jameson - Lex Lunger hops back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by Lex Lunger stuns Connor McCloud. Lex Lunger picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Connor McCloud needs to try for a comeback!

Jessie Wild - Ravishing Rob Reynolds is in the ring from out of no where!! He levels Billy Dunn from behind. Now he's focusing on Lex Lunger

Neil Headman - McCloud looks up to see Triple R with a mic standing right over him. Triple R starts to speak to McCloud. "Connor, we want you in our stable. We've asked you many times but you haven't given a response. We need a response by next Nitro. Otherwise your opponent won't be the one being attacked." With that, Triple R leaves the ring area through the crowd. Connor McCloud is stunned.

Jessie Wild - Well wasn't that an interesting turn of events. Connor McCloud goes for the cover 1 ...2 .....3

[Connor McCloud won the match in 13 minutes and 8 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Cooonnooor McClooouuud

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Eric Riley
Vs
The Big Valbosky
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - Coming down the aisle, Accompanied by Lucious Lisa, weighing 300 pounds, [Fans cheer as Eric Riley walks out] Eriiic Riiileeey!!!

[Eric Riley makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Hot Stuff plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle with My Hoes, from Los Angeles, weighing 237 He is Theee Biiig Vaaalbooosky!!!

[The Big Valbosky walks to the ring.]

[Ring, Ring, Ring]

Jessie Wild - lock up The Big Valbosky gets the upper edge setting Eric Riley up for a piledriver.

Neil Headman - Eric Riley counters back body drop! Gives Eric Riley the advantage again! The Big Valbosky moving to his feet. Eric Riley kicks him back down! Eric Riley comes down across the back of The Big Valbosky with a double axe handle!! The Big Valbosky just can't make it to his feet! The Big Valbosky is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Jenna Jameson - Eric Riley pulling The Big Valbosky back to his feet. Eric Riley slamming the head of The Big Valbosky into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Cover by Eric Riley ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by The Big Valbosky.

Neil Headman - The Big Valbosky hops back to his feet. The Big Valbosky sends Eric Riley into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Eric Riley sure could use some help now. Eric Riley needs to try for a comeback! The Big Valbosky with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Jenna Jameson - The Big Valbosky is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Eric Riley Got out of it! He's lucky! Cover by The Big Valbosky ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Eric Riley has his foot on the ropes! The Big Valbosky with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! The Big Valbosky dives on to Eric Riley and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Eric Riley!

Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! The Big Valbosky's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Eric Riley is to quick!

Neil Headman - Quick cover by The Big Valbosky Eric Riley kicks out before the one count! What an awesome match!!!!

Jenna Jameson - Good call!

Jessie Wild - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. Eric Riley moving back to his feet The Big Valbosky scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Pinning combination by The Big Valbosky ...1 ...2 ... Eric Riley grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Boston crab being applied by The Big Valbosky ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Eric Riley got out of that at the last second! Eric Riley moving to his feet. The Big Valbosky kicks him back down!

Jessie Wild - Eric Riley hops back to his feet. Diving forearm sends The Big Valbosky to the mat!! Eric Riley Stomping away at the chest of The Big Valbosky! Eric Riley drops a knee on lower leg of The Big Valbosky! Eric Riley is moving back to his feet

Neil Headman - The Big Valbosky hops back to his feet. We've got a stare down.

Jenna Jameson - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Eric Riley down hard!! Eric Riley climbing back to his feet, The Big Valbosky moves in... Vertical Suplex! The Big Valbosky with the hair of Eric Riley.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Cover by The Big Valbosky ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Eric Riley. The Big Valbosky with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!

Neil Headman - The Big Valbosky picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! The Big Valbosky is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jenna Jameson - Eric Riley Got out of it! He's lucky! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! The Big Valbosky lifting Eric Riley into position for something. He devastated the neck of Eric Riley with a Tombstone type piledriver. Eric Riley is stumbling. Quick cover by The Big Valbosky Eric Riley kicks out before the one count!

Neil Headman - Eric Riley hops back to his feet. Eric Riley charges in with a shoulder, which takes The Big Valbosky off his feet. Cover by Eric Riley ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes The Big Valbosky has his foot on the ropes! STFThe Big Valbosky is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!

[Eric Riley won the match in 12 minutes and 3 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Eriiic Riiileeey

Chris Wydra
Vs
Satin
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [I'm fat starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Chris Wydra. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Hialeah Fl, Introducing Chriiis Wydraaa!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Chris Wydra makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Highway To Hell Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from Hell, standing 8'11", weighing 325, Lets hear it for Saaatiiin!!!

[Satin walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - Chris Wydra sends Satin into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! We're not seeing much offense from Satin. Chris Wydra dives on to Satin and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Satin!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Satin moving back to his feet Chris Wydra scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Satin is out cold! Cover by Chris Wydra ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Satin.

Jenna Jameson - Satin hops back to his feet. Diving forearm sends Chris Wydra to the mat!! Satin is moving back to his feet

Jessie Wild - Chris Wydra hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Chris Wydra may have broken some of Satins teeth!

Neil Headman - Satin hops back to his feet. Chris Wydra goes spinning as Satin connects with a german uppercut! Satin applys a standing bear hug, lifts Chris Wydra up and drops him down!!

Jenna Jameson - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! Satin with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Chris Wydra needs to try for a comeback! Chris Wydra sure could use some help now.

Jessie Wild - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Chris Wydra makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Satin lifting Chris Wydra into position for something. He devastated the neck of Chris Wydra with a Tombstone type piledriver. Boston crab being applied by Satin ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Chris Wydra got out of that at the last second! Chris Wydra is ROCKED with a big elbow!

Jessie Wild - Satin comes down across the back of Chris Wydra with a double axe handle!! Chris Wydra just can't make it to his feet! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. We're not seeing much offense from Chris Wydra. Pinning combination by Satin ...1 ...2 ... Chris Wydra grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Cover by Satin ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Chris Wydra has his foot on the ropes!

Jenna Jameson - Chris Wydra hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Chris Wydra pulls it off and drops Satin like yesterdays newspaper! Satin climbing back to his feet, Chris Wydra moves in... Vertical Suplex! Chris Wydra is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Satin Got out of it! He's lucky! Chris Wydra's going for a boston crab.

Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Satin is to quick!

Jenna Jameson - Satin hops back to his feet. Satin sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Satin sends Chris Wydra to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Chris Wydra. Chris Wydra moving to his feet. Satin kicks him back down! Figure four attempt by Satin. Chris Wydra kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Chris Wydra!

Neil Headman - Chris Wydra hops back to his feet. Chris Wydra sends Satin into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Chris Wydra dives on to Satin and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Satin!

Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Satin moving back to his feet Chris Wydra scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!

Jessie Wild - Satin hops back to his feet. A kick to the face takes Chris Wydra off his feet. The Soul CrabSatin goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Satin won the match in 20 minutes and 35 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Saaatiiin

Brett Clark
Vs
Dangerous David Neel
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Welcome to the Jungle starts to play "Brett Clark" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Brantford Ontario Canada, Breeett Claaark!!! [The chants over power the announcement]

[Brett Clark makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 267 pounds, [Fans cheer as Dangerous David Neel walks out] Daaangeeerooouuus Daaaviiid Neeeeeel!!!

[Dangerous David Neel walks to the ring.]

[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jessie Wild - Brett Clark with a snapmare take down! Brett Clark dives on to Dangerous David Neel and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Dangerous David Neel!

Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?

Jenna Jameson - No. What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! Brett Clark comes down across the back of Dangerous David Neel with a double axe handle!! Dangerous David Neel just can't make it to his feet!

Neil Headman - Boston crab being applied by Brett Clark ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Dangerous David Neel got out of that at the last second! Brett Clark picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Brett Clark with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Brett Clark is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Jessie Wild - Dangerous David Neel Got out of it! He's lucky! Dangerous David Neel is out cold!

Neil Headman - Brett Clark pulling Dangerous David Neel back to his feet. Brett Clark levels Dangerous David Neel with a foot to the face. Cover by Brett Clark ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Dangerous David Neel. Dangerous David Neel is stumbling.

Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Dangerous David Neel is to quick! Brett Clark out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Dangerous David Neel went down quick!

Neil Headman - Wyte Rice is in the ring from out of no where!! He levels Billy Dunn from behind. Now he's focusing on Brett Clark

Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark is being double teamed now!! Finally Wyte Rice is headed back to the locker room.

Jessie Wild - Dangerous David Neel with repeated boots to the knee of Brett Clark. Working the leg! Brett Clark taking an onslaught of punishment! Dangerous David Neel is pounding away at his entire body! Dangerous David Neel spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Brett Clark

Neil Headman - Dangerous David Neel is moving back to his feet Dangerous David Neel with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Figure four attempt by Dangerous David Neel. Brett Clark kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Brett Clark! Good moves by Dangerous David Neel. Brett Clark sure could use some help now. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Brett Clark makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Knee to the stomach sends Dangerous David Neel to the mat!

Jessie Wild - Brett Clark picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Brett Clark lifting Dangerous David Neel into position for something. He devastated the neck of Dangerous David Neel with a Tombstone type piledriver. Brett Clark comes down across the back of Dangerous David Neel with a double axe handle!! Dangerous David Neel just can't make it to his feet! Pinning combination by Brett Clark ...1 ...2 ... Dangerous David Neel grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Brett Clark with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Dangerous David Neel needs to try for a comeback!

Neil Headman - Dangerous David Neel hops back to his feet. Test of strength, Brett Clark has a slight advantage .... Dangerous David Neel coming back ... Dangerous David Neel scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Brett Clark is ROCKED with a big elbow! Cover by Dangerous David Neel ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Brett Clark has his foot on the ropes!

Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark is stumbling. Dangerous David Neel's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Brett Clark is to quick! We're not seeing much offense from Brett Clark. Brett Clark climbing back to his feet, Dangerous David Neel moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Neil Headman - Dangerous David Neel with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Cover by Dangerous David Neel ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Brett Clark. Dangerous David Neel applying a sleeper.

Jessie Wild - He's got it locked on in the center of the ring!! Billy Dunn is checking the arm. It goes down once.

Neil Headman - Twice!

Jenna Jameson - ....Three times!!

[Dangerous David Neel won the match in 17 minutes and 33 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Daaangeeerooouuus Daaaviiid Neeeeeel

Diesel
Vs
Scrounger
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - [Metal Gods starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Chicago Il, weighing in at 350 pounds, He stands 6'11", Diiieeeseeel!!!!

[Diesel makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Scrounger steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 160 pounds, from Slums Of New York, Scrooouuungeeer!!!!!!!!!!!

[Scrounger walks to the ring.]

[Ding, Ding, Ding]

Jessie Wild - Diesel picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Scrounger is stumbling. Diesel pulling Scrounger back to his feet. Diesel slamming the head of Scrounger into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Diesel picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Boston crab being applied by Diesel ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Scrounger got out of that at the last second!

Jenna Jameson - Pinning combination by Diesel ...1 ...2 ... Scrounger grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Figure four attempt by Diesel. Scrounger kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Scrounger! Diesel is trying to apply a figure-four!!

Neil Headman - Scrounger Got out of it! He's lucky!

Jenna Jameson - Scrounger hops back to his feet. Scrounger levels Diesel with a foot to the face. Diesel moving back to his feet Scrounger scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Cover by Scrounger ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Diesel has his foot on the ropes!

Jessie Wild - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?

Neil Headman - No. Diesel moving to his feet. Scrounger kicks him back down! Diesel sure could use some help now. Scrounger with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Diesel climbing back to his feet, Scrounger moves in... Vertical Suplex!

Jenna Jameson - Diesel hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Scrounger with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Diesel counters with a right of his own! Down goes Scrounger! Cover by Diesel ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Scrounger. Quick cover by Diesel Scrounger kicks out before the one count! Good moves by Diesel. Diesel with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!!

Neil Headman - Scrounger hops back to his feet. A kick to the face takes Diesel off his feet. Diesel needs to try for a comeback!

Jenna Jameson - Diesel hops back to his feet. So Jessie Wild what do you think about Diesel?

Jessie Wild - Oh me? I hate him.

Neil Headman - Well thanks for your input.

Jenna Jameson - Huge Bulldog by Diesel may have broken some of Scroungers teeth! Scrounger is out cold!

Jessie Wild - Scrounger hops back to his feet. Scrounger scoops him up fall away slam!!! Scrounger with the hair of Diesel.

Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Jenna Jameson - Diesel hops back to his feet. Test of strength, Scrounger has a slight advantage .... Diesel coming back ... Diesel scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Cover by Diesel ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Scrounger has his foot on the ropes! What an awesome match!!!!

Jessie Wild - Good call! The Truck Stop BombDiesel goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3

[Diesel won the match in 18 minutes and 4 seconds.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Diiieeeseeel

Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!

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Undertaker
Vs
Buff
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...

Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW World Heavyweight Title[Undertakers Theme starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from DeathValley, weighing in at 325 pounds, He stands 7'0", Undeeertaaakeeer!!!!

[Undertaker makes his way to the ring.]

Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Vicious and Delicious Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from Marietta Ga, standing 6'3", weighing 246, He is the WCW World Heavyweight Champion   Lets hear it for Buuuff!!!

[Buff walks to the ring.]

[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]

Jessie Wild - Undertaker and Buff are going to lock up. Undertaker has the advantage. Undertaker has him up in a vertical suplex!

Neil Headman - Buff was up there for quite a while! Undertaker dives on to Buff and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Buff!

Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Pinning combination by Undertaker ...1 ...2 ... Buff grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Undertaker's going for a boston crab.

Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Buff is to quick! Undertaker picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!

Neil Headman - Quick cover by Undertaker Buff kicks out before the one count! Buff moving to his feet. Undertaker kicks him back down! Cover by Undertaker ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Buff. Buff moving back to his feet Undertaker scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Cover by Undertaker ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Buff has his foot on the ropes!

Jenna Jameson - Figure four attempt by Undertaker. Buff kicks him off quick.

Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Buff! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Buff makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Jenna Jameson - Buff hops back to his feet. Buff picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Undertaker is stumbling. Undertaker needs to try for a comeback! Good moves by Buff. Buff with the hair of Undertaker.

Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!

Neil Headman - Da Don comes into the ring..Oh! He nailed Undertaker with a Lacrosse Stick Behind the refs back!

Jenna Jameson - Undertaker is ROCKED with a big elbow! Buff with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH

Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Buff comes down across the back of Undertaker with a double axe handle!! Undertaker just can't make it to his feet! Buff pulling Undertaker back to his feet. Buff picks him up and dumps Undertaker on his head! Pinning combination by Buff ...1 ...2 ... Undertaker grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!

Neil Headman - Undertaker hops back to his feet. Undertaker levels Buff with a foot to the face. Undertaker's going for a boston crab.

Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Buff is to quick! Buff sure could use some help now. Buff moving to his feet. Undertaker kicks him back down!

Jessie Wild - Fiend comes into the ring..Oh! He nailed Undertaker with a baseball bat Behind the refs back!

Neil Headman - Buff spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Undertaker

Jenna Jameson - Well Buff just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Buff. Undertakers face is being slammed over and over by Buff

Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! Buff driving a knee into the spinal area of Undertakers back!!

Neil Headman - Undertaker taking an onslaught of punishment! Buff is pounding away at his entire body! Currently this match is all Buff! Buff measuring him up elbow smash!

Jenna Jameson - Undertaker drops a knee on lower leg of Buff! Atomic Drop by Undertaker send Buff to the ground! Undertaker Stomping away at the chest of Buff! Undertaker is moving back to his feet Boston crab being applied by Undertaker ... all he has to do is turn him over.

Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Buff got out of that at the last second! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Buff makes it out.

Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.

Jenna Jameson - Buff hops back to his feet. Undertaker goes spinning as Buff connects with a german uppercut! Buff sends Undertaker into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?

Jessie Wild - No. Cover by Buff ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Undertaker has his foot on the ropes! Undertaker moving to his feet. Buff kicks him back down!

Neil Headman - Taz Da Don, & Fiend  run out from the crowd. Taz has his Cruiserweight title with him. Taz nails the Undertaker with the belt in the back of the head. Fiend hits the Undertaker with the BigTimer,  Da Don hits the Undertaker with a chair.Taz has a mic, and says, "Darkside this is just a preview of what will happen to u at the Pay-Per-View" (Taz tosses the mic and the three of them leave the ring)

Jenna Jameson - Billy Dunn is calling for the bell. We've got a disqualification.

[Buff won the match in 17 minutes and 6 seconds via Disqualification.]

Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner as result of a disqualification... Buuuff