WCW Saturday Night Trench Wars
Jenna Jameson - I can hardly hear myself think, the crowd is
totally going wild in the Civic Center - Philadelphia, PA. This is WCW Saturday Night
Trench Wars!!! We've got on hell-of-a event to come, lets get things under way!
4 Man Battle Royal winner gets a world title shot on Monday Nitro
Jessie Wild - All 4 contestants are in the ring, and they're under way!
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Neil Headman - Chop to the kidney area by Buff stuns Bad Ass. Buff scoops slams Steve Austin and boy did he hit hard!! Bad Ass is out cold!
Jenna Jameson - Buff pulling Steve Austin back to his feet.
Jessie Wild - Steve Austin is dazed! Diesel applys a headlock and bulldogs Steve Austin to the ground!
Neil Headman - Steve Austin hops back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - Chop to the kidney area by Steve Austin stuns Propane.
Jessie Wild - They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Buff comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Buff is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Bad Ass Got out of it! He's lucky! Figure four attempt by Buff. Bad Ass kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Steve Austin!
Jessie Wild - Buff lifting Steve Austin into position for something. He devastated the neck of Steve Austin with a Tombstone type piledriver. Bad Ass is ROCKED with a big elbow! Buff's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Bad Ass is to quick!
Jenna Jameson - Repeated chops to the chest by Propane, down goes Buff. Buff moving to his feet. Propane kicks him back down! Propane dives on to Buff and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Buff!
Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!!
Neil Headman - Bad Ass taking an onslaught of punishment! Buff is pounding away at his entire body! Leg drop across the throat of Steve Austin! Buff drops a knee on lower leg of Steve Austin!
Jenna Jameson - Steve Austin measuring him up elbow smash! Atomic Drop by Steve Austin send Diesel to the ground!
Jessie Wild - Diesel rocked in the head from behind by Bad Ass.
Neil Headman - Bad Ass has his leg, flips him up and out of the ring!!
Jenna Jameson - Propane attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Bad Ass tries for some of his own and Propane blocks and applys a standing armbar!
Jessie Wild - Steve Austin isn't going to give up to that!
Neil Headman - Propane sends Steve Austin to the ropes.. Propane follows in connects with an elbow and Steve Austin goes out to the floor!!!
Jenna Jameson - Buff hops back to his feet.
Jessie Wild - Closed fists to the face of Buff! Those are devastating!!! Propane picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!!
Neil Headman - Buff hops back to his feet. Buff picks him up and dumps Propane on his head! Propane is out cold!
Jenna Jameson - Propane hops back to his feet. Propane charges in with a shoulder, which takes Buff off his feet.
Jessie Wild - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No.
Jenna Jameson - Figure four attempt by Propane. Buff kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Buff! Buff is ROCKED with a big elbow! Propane out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Buff went down quick!
Neil Headman - We're not seeing much offense from Buff. Propane is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Buff Got out of it! He's lucky! Buff climbing back to his feet, Propane moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Jessie Wild - Buff hops back to his feet. Buff applys a headlock and bulldogs Propane to the ground! Leg drop across the throat of Propane!
Neil Headman - Buff Stomping away at the chest of Propane!
Jenna Jameson - Lock up... Propane with an armdrag takedown. Buff taking an onslaught of punishment! Propane is pounding away at his entire body!
Jessie Wild - Propane measuring him up elbow smash!
Neil Headman - Currently this match is all Buff! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Well Buff just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Buff. Buff is moving back to his feet
Jessie Wild - Propane is stumbling. Buff picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Neil Headman - Propane hops back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - Chop to the kidney area by Propane stuns Buff.
Jessie Wild - Propane picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Buff.
Neil Headman - Buff hops back to his feet. Kick to the gut knocks Propane out of balance. Buff follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Propane is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jenna Jameson - Propane hops back to his feet.
Jessie Wild - Lock up... Propane going for a suplex... Buff blocks it... Propane trys again... Block and Buff with a suplex of his own!!
Neil Headman - Propane hops back to his feet. Propane scoops him up fall away slam!!!
Jenna Jameson - Buff hops back to his feet. Propane whipped to the ropes, Buff follow in with a big clothes line! Figure four attempt by Buff. Propane kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Propane!
Neil Headman - Propane hops back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - Propane applys a headlock and bulldogs Buff to the ground! Propane spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Buff
Jessie Wild - Buff measuring him up elbow smash! Atomic Drop by Buff send Propane to the ground! Leg drop across the throat of Propane!
Neil Headman - Buff with repeated boots to the knee of Propane. Working the leg! Buff Stomping away at the chest of Propane! Propane taking an onslaught of punishment! Buff is pounding away at his entire body!
Jenna Jameson - Currently this match is all Buff! Buff driving a knee into the spinal area of Propanes back!!
Jessie Wild - Lock up... Buff with an armdrag takedown. Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Well Buff just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Buff. Buff drops a knee on lower leg of Propane!
Jenna Jameson - Propane rocks him with a forearm!! Propane repeatedly slamming Buffs down! He could break his nose!!
Jessie Wild - Propanes face is being slammed over and over by Buff
Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!!
Jenna Jameson - Buff sends Propane to the ropes.. Buff follows in connects with an elbow and Propane goes out to the floor!!!
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, Here is your winner, Buff!!!
[Buff won the battle royal in 33 minutes and 29 seconds.]
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Peacock
Vs
Vito
Mark Turner - This next match is a a First Blood Match...
Mark Turner - [One starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Peacock. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Burlington Wi, Introducing Peeeaaacooock!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Peacock makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Give Me The World Begins...][Boos cover up the announcement]coming from Chicago Il, standing 7'0", weighing 310, Vito.
[Vito walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - Peacock scoops him up fall away slam!!! Peacock comes down across the back of Vito with a double axe handle!! Vito just can't make it to his feet!
Neil Headman - Vito lunging toward Peacock and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Vito!! Lock up... Vito with an armdrag takedown. Vito with repeated boots to the knee of Peacock. Working the leg! Vito driving a knee into the spinal area of Peacocks back!! Currently this match is all Vito!
Jenna Jameson - Casper comes into the ring..Oh! He nailed Peacock with a metal rod Behind the refs back!
Jessie Wild - A huge boot to the face sends Peacock off his feet! Leg drop across the throat of Peacock! Peacock taking an onslaught of punishment! Vito is pounding away at his entire body!
Neil Headman - Peacock repeatedly slamming Vitos down! He could break his nose!! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Well Peacock just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Peacock. Peacock spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Vito
Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! Peacock is moving back to his feet Figure four attempt by Peacock. Vito kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Vito!
Jenna Jameson - Peacock is pumeling Vito on the ground!! That's insane!! Good moves by Peacock. This match is all about one thing. BLOOD! I have no idea why someone would sign for one of these matches! Peacock's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Vito is to quick! Peacock stomping the face of Vito into the mat!!
Neil Headman - Vito hops back to his feet. Vito sends Peacock to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Peacock. Vito is draping Peacock over the bottom ring rope. Choking him out on it!! Powerbomb onto a chair by Vito!!
Jenna Jameson - Peacock hops back to his feet. Test of strength, Vito has a slight advantage .... Peacock coming back ... Peacock scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Vito is ROCKED with a big elbow! Peacock biting Vito on the back of the leg. Vito's trying to escape the hold... He's out!! Who will lose Jessie Wild? I'd say Vito from the looks of things now.
Jessie Wild - Vito lunging toward Peacock and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Vito!! Vito driving a knee into the spinal area of Peacocks back!!
Neil Headman - Peacock taking an onslaught of punishment! Vito is pounding away at his entire body! Vito measuring him up elbow smash! A huge boot to the face sends Peacock off his feet! Currently this match is all Vito! Peacocks face is being slammed over and over by Vito
Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Vito repeatedly slamming Peacocks down! He could break his nose!!
Jessie Wild - Peacock drops a knee on lower leg of Vito! Lock up... Peacock with an armdrag takedown. Leg drop across the throat of Vito! Peacock Stomping away at the chest of Vito! Peacock is moving back to his feet Peacock is choking Vito with the middle ring rope!!
Neil Headman - Peacock is trying to pull Vito back to his feet. Vito with an eye gouge!! Down goes Peacock! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Casper is running down the aisle with a chair and he nails Peacock with it. Billy Dunn sees blood on Peacock the match is over.
[Vito won the match in 12 minutes and 49 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Viiitooo
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Fiend
Vs
Steve Austin
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW Can-Am Champion ship [Fiend steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 280 pounds, from New Orleans, Fiiieeend!!!!!!!!!!!
[Fiend makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, Accompanied by The Commadant, weighing 260 pounds, [fans hold up Steve Austin sucks signs]the WCW Can-Am Champion Steve Austin.
[Steve Austin walks to the ring.]
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jessie Wild - Huge Bulldog by Fiend may have broken some of Steve Austins teeth! Fiend out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Steve Austin went down quick! Fiend pulling Bad Ass back to his feet.
Neil Headman - Steve Austin slamming the head of Fiend into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Steve Austin comes down across the back of Fiend with a double axe handle!! Fiend just can't make it to his feet!
Jessie Wild - Fiend hops back to his feet. Fiend scoops slams Steve Austin and boy did he hit hard!! We're not seeing much offense from Steve Austin. Bad Ass is ROCKED with a big elbow! Pinning combination by Fiend ...1 ...2 ... Bad Ass grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Neil Headman - Fiend is trying to pull Steve Austin back to his feet. Bad Ass with an eye gouge!! Down goes Fiend! Good moves by Steve Austin. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No. What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Fiend is stumbling. Boston crab being applied by Steve Austin ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Fiend got out of that at the last second!
Jenna Jameson - Fiend hops back to his feet. Steve Austin is trying an to get back offensive.
Jessie Wild - He's charging at Fiend and Fiend sends him down with a hip toss! Steve Austin needs to try for a comeback! Quick cover by Fiend Steve Austin kicks out before the one count! Fiend is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Bad Ass Got out of it! He's lucky! Fiend's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Bad Ass is to quick!
Jessie Wild - Bad Ass lunging toward Fiend and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Steve Austin!! Steve Austin Stomping away at the chest of Fiend! Fiend taking an onslaught of punishment! Bad Ass is pounding away at his entire body! Steve Austin spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Fiend
Neil Headman - Steve Austin is moving back to his feet Steve Austin lifting Fiend into position for something. He devastated the neck of Fiend with a Tombstone type piledriver. Steve Austin comes down across the back of Fiend with a double axe handle!! Fiend just can't make it to his feet! Steve Austin's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Fiend is to quick!
Jessie Wild - Pinning combination by Steve Austin ...1 ...2 ... Fiend grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Steve Austin dives on to Fiend and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Fiend!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Steve Austin with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No. Fiend sure could use some help now. Good moves by Steve Austin.
Jessie Wild - Bad Ass is all over Fiend! He's choking him out!! Fiend won't be able to take that for long! Cover by Steve Austin ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Fiend. Steve Austin pulling Fiend back to his feet. Fiend is dazed!
Neil Headman - Bad Ass sends Fiend into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Steve Austin with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Fiend needs to try for a comeback! Fiend is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Neil Headman - Fiend hops back to his feet. Fiend picks him up and dumps Steve Austin on his head! Steve Austin is out cold!
Jenna Jameson - Steve Austin hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Fiend! Those are devastating!!! Steve Austin is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Fiend's chest! Set up for a neckbreaker, Steve Austin pulls it off and drops Fiend like yesterdays newspaper!
Jessie Wild - Fiend hops back to his feet. Steve Austin is trying an to get back offensive.
Neil Headman - He's charging at Fiend and Fiend sends him down with a hip toss! Fiend rolls him over into a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - Steve Austin is tapping out in no time flat!!
[Fiend won the match in 20 minutes and 27 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... and Neeeeww WCW Can-Am Champion Fiiieeend
The Rock
Vs
Ginuwine
Mark Turner - This next match is a HELL in the CELL Match...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW International Championship [The Rock's Theme plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from The Phillapines, weighing 275 He is Theee Rooock!!!
[The Rock makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 195 pounds, [Fans cheer as Ginuwine walks out] the WCW International Champion Giiinuuuwiiineee!!!
[Ginuwine walks to the ring.]
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jessie Wild - Huge Bulldog by Ginuwine may have broken some of The Rocks teeth! Lock up Ginuwine sends The Rock flying over the ropes and into the CELL!! Ginuwine goes after him. Throws him back in the ring!! Boy do we have a fight on our hands with this one!! Ginuwine is trying to find a way out of the cage!
Neil Headman - He better focus his attention on The Rock. Ginuwine is pumeling The Rock on the ground!! That's insane!!
Jenna Jameson - The Rock hops back to his feet. The Rock picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Ginuwine. The Rock goes out to the floor pulling Ginuwine along.
Jessie Wild - He's rubbing his face into the cage!!
Neil Headman - Look at the Blood! Ginuwine is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jenna Jameson - From the back comes Krypt with a lead sap. He wacks The Rock with it right in the forehead! The Rock is dazed!
Jessie Wild - Ginuwine hops back to his feet. Knee lift by Ginuwine takes The Rock to the ground. Ginuwine dives on to The Rock and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of The Rock!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!
Jenna Jameson - The Rock hops back to his feet. We've got a pushing contest on our hands now. Oh Both men go down! A huge boot to the face sends Ginuwine off his feet! Ginuwines face is being slammed over and over by The Rock
Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!!
Neil Headman - Ginuwine Stomping away at the chest of The Rock! Leg drop across the throat of The Rock! Ginuwine spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of The Rock
Jenna Jameson - Ginuwine drops a knee on lower leg of The Rock! Currently this match is all Ginuwine! Atomic Drop by Ginuwine send The Rock to the ground!
Jessie Wild - The Rock taking an onslaught of punishment! Ginuwine is pounding away at his entire body! My GOD look at the blood in the ring!! The Rock is drenched in blood!!
Neil Headman - Ginuwine is moving back to his feet It is definately a hell in that CELL!! Ginuwine stomping the face of The Rock into the mat!!
Jenna Jameson - Ginuwine is scoping out the inside of the cage. Ginuwine levels The Rock with a chair!
Jessie Wild - Now he's working the knee with the chair!!
Neil Headman - The Rock hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, The Rock pulls it off and drops Ginuwine like yesterdays newspaper!
Jenna Jameson - The Rock stumbles to the ground. The Rock rocks him with a forearm!! The Rock is moving back to his feet We're not seeing much offense from Ginuwine. The Rock is climbing the inside of the Cell!! Ginuwine is layed out in the middle of the ring. The Rock drops off the top of the cell on to Ginuwine!
Jessie Wild - The Rock Stomping away at the chest of Ginuwine! The Rock measuring him up elbow smash! The Rock with repeated boots to the knee of Ginuwine. Working the leg! Lock up... The Rock with an armdrag takedown. The Rock repeatedly slamming Ginuwines down! He could break his nose!! The Rock drops a knee on lower leg of Ginuwine!
Neil Headman - Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Well Ginuwine just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Ginuwine. Ginuwine driving a knee into the spinal area of The Rocks back!! Ginuwine spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of The Rock
Jessie Wild - Ginuwine taking an onslaught of punishment! The Rock is pounding away at his entire body! My GOD look at the blood in the ring!! Ginuwine is drenched in blood!! Leg drop across the throat of Ginuwine! The Rock has a cable choking Ginuwine out with it. Ginuwine is tapping out! He can't take it.
Neil Headman - His head was ready to explode!!
[The Rock won the match in 16 minutes and 12 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... and Neeeeww WCW International Champion Theee Rooock
Doom, and Vito
Vs
Peacock, and Undertaker
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Introducing first, headed to the ring is 530 pounds of flesh and muscle, the team of Doom, and Vito!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, currently headed to the ring, at a total combined weight of 675, the team of Peacock, and Undertaker!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Vito is going to start this match against Undertaker.
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Neil Headman - Chop to the kidney area by Vito stuns Undertaker. They're punching it out, Undertaker with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Vito counters with a right of his own! Down goes Undertaker! Undertaker needs to try for a comeback! Boston crab being applied by Vito ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Undertaker got out of that at the last second!
Jessie Wild - Undertaker hops back to his feet. Undertaker with a snapmare take down! Good moves by Undertaker.
Neil Headman - Undertaker out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Vito went down quick! Undertaker comes down across the back of Vito with a double axe handle!! Vito just can't make it to his feet!
Jenna Jameson - Tag by Undertaker. Peacock will go at it now.
Jessie Wild - Vito lunging toward Peacock and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Vito!! Currently this match is all Vito! Peacock taking an onslaught of punishment! Vito is pounding away at his entire body! Leg drop across the throat of Peacock! Vito driving a knee into the spinal area of Peacocks back!! A huge boot to the face sends Peacock off his feet!
Neil Headman - Lock up... Peacock with an armdrag takedown. Peacock measuring him up elbow smash! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Well Peacock just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Peacock. Peacock is moving back to his feet Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Vito makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Neil Headman - Quick cover by Peacock Vito kicks out before the one count! Peacock with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Figure four attempt by Peacock. Vito kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Vito! Vito is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jessie Wild - Vito hops back to his feet. lock up Peacock gets the upper edge setting Vito up for a piledriver.
Neil Headman - Vito counters back body drop! Gives Vito the advantage again! Quick cover by Vito Peacock kicks out before the one count!
Jenna Jameson - We've got a tag by Peacock which brings Undertaker into the match.
Jessie Wild - We've got a stare down.
Neil Headman - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Undertaker down hard!! Vito with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Vito out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Undertaker went down quick! Vito stomping the face of Undertaker. There's no need for that! Vito is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Undertaker Got out of it! He's lucky!
Jessie Wild - Vito comes down across the back of Undertaker with a double axe handle!! Undertaker just can't make it to his feet! Cover by Vito ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Undertaker has his foot on the ropes! Undertaker moving back to his feet Vito scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Undertaker climbing back to his feet, Vito moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Neil Headman - Vito with the hair of Undertaker.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Undertaker is stumbling. Undertaker is out cold! 357Vito goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Vito won the match in 16 minutes and 51 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Viiitooo nd Dooom
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Abel, and Kane
Vs
The Excaliburs
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Introducing first, at a total combined weight of 435, the team of Abel, and Kane!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, headed to the ring is 530 pounds of flesh and muscle, the team of The Excaliburs!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Kane is going to start this match against Vinnie Vegas.
Neil Headman - Kane is taking over from the start.
Kane connects with a chop to the chest of Vinnie Vegas. [Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jenna Jameson - Vinnie Vegas is trying an to get back offensive.
Jessie Wild - He's charging at Kane and Kane sends him down with a hip toss! Cover by Kane ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Vinnie Vegas. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Vinnie Vegas makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Vinnie Vegas moving back to his feet Kane scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jenna Jameson - Kane's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Vinnie Vegas is to quick! Kane with the hair of Vinnie Vegas.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Boston crab being applied by Kane ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Vinnie Vegas got out of that at the last second! Figure four attempt by Kane. Vinnie Vegas kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Vinnie Vegas!
Neil Headman - Abel tagged in by Kane.
Jenna Jameson - Vinnie Vegas hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Vinnie Vegas may have broken some of Abels teeth! Pinning combination by Vinnie Vegas ...1 ...2 ... Abel grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! We're not seeing much offense from Abel.
Jessie Wild - Abel hops back to his feet. Abel sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!!
Neil Headman - Kick to the gut knocks Vinnie Vegas out of balance. Abel follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Abel comes down across the back of Vinnie Vegas with a double axe handle!! Vinnie Vegas just can't make it to his feet! Cover by Abel ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Vinnie Vegas has his foot on the ropes!
Jenna Jameson - Vinnie Vegas is ROCKED with a big elbow! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Vinnie Vegas sure could use some help now.
Neil Headman - Vinnie Vegas hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Vinnie Vegas pulls it off and drops Abel like yesterdays newspaper! Vinnie Vegas with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Abel needs to try for a comeback!
Jessie Wild - Tag by Abel brings Kane into the match.
Neil Headman - Repeated chops to the chest by Vinnie Vegas, down goes Kane. Cover by Vinnie Vegas ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Kane. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No. Boston crab being applied by Vinnie Vegas ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Kane got out of that at the last second! Vinnie Vegas lifting Kane into position for something. He devastated the neck of Kane with a Tombstone type piledriver. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Jenna Jameson - Kane hops back to his feet. Kane sends Vinnie Vegas into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline!
Jessie Wild - Vinnie Vegas moving back to his feet Kane scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Vinnie Vegas moving to his feet. Kane kicks him back down! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Vinnie Vegas makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Kane with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Final RideKane goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Kane won the match in 20 minutes and 20 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Kaaaneee & Abeeell
Glacier
Vs
Casper
Mark Turner - This next match is a an Extreme Match!...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW Television Championship [Glaciers Music starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Glacier. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Somewhere In Antarctica, Introducing Glaaaciiieeer!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Glacier makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give me The World starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Manhattan Ny, weighing in at 230 pounds, He stands 6'3", he is the WCW Television Champion!, Casper.
[Casper walks to the ring.]
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jessie Wild - Casper is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Glacier's chest! Casper has some kind of object he's grinding into Glaciers face! Someone threw a bottle into the ring, we'll need to get that out of there. Casper has the bottle [WACK!!]
Neil Headman - He broke it over Glaciers head!! Casper pulling Glacier back to his feet. A dazed Glacier is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. Glacier goes spinning as Casper connects with a german uppercut!
Jenna Jameson - We've got a stare down.
Jessie Wild - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Glacier down hard!! Casper is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Glacier Got out of it! He's lucky! Casper is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling Glacier into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!! Casper is all over Glacier! He's choking him out!! Glacier won't be able to take that for long! Casper lifting Glacier into position for something. He devastated the neck of Glacier with a Tombstone type piledriver. Glacier sure could use some help now.
Jenna Jameson - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Casper is applying a chair to the ankle of Glacier! Off the top on to the chair!!
Neil Headman - That will about do it for that ankle.
Jenna Jameson - Casper with the hair of Glacier.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call!
Jenna Jameson - Glacier hops back to his feet. Glacier levels Casper with a foot to the face. Glacier stomping the face of Casper into the mat!! Casper climbing back to his feet, Glacier moves in... Vertical Suplex! Casper is out cold!
Jessie Wild - Caspers head is being beaten to a pulp with some kind of spiked object!
Neil Headman - Glacier is ruthless!! Glacier picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Jenna Jameson - Glacier is trying to pull Casper back to his feet. Casper with an eye gouge!! Down goes Glacier! Figure four attempt by Casper. Glacier kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Glacier! Casper comes down across the back of Glacier with a double axe handle!! Glacier just can't make it to his feet! Casper is pumeling Glacier on the ground!! That's insane!! Glacier needs to try for a comeback!
Neil Headman - Glacier hops back to his feet. A dazed Casper is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. Glacier is going out of the ring and getting a chair!
Jenna Jameson - OHHH Casper took a solid head shot! Glacier's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Casper is to quick! Good moves by Glacier.
Neil Headman - What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Casper moving back to his feet Glacier scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! We're not seeing much offense from Casper. Glacier is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling Casper into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!!
Jessie Wild - Glacier is pumeling Casper on the ground!! That's insane!! Figure four attempt by Glacier. Casper kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Casper! Glacier with the hair of Casper.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Glacier stomping the face of Casper into the mat!!
Jessie Wild - Casper hops back to his feet. Casper Has some brass knuckles he's picked up from somewhere.
Neil Headman - He's bloodied Glaciers face pretty good with it.
Jenna Jameson - Casper is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Glacier Got out of it! He's lucky! Glacier climbing back to his feet, Casper moves in... Vertical Suplex! Figure four attempt by Casper. Glacier kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Glacier!
Jenna Jameson - Glacier is out cold! Glacier is stumbling. PoltergiestGlacier is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[Casper won the match in 16 minutes and 21 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Caaaspeeer
K-Dogg
Vs
Mimic
Mark Turner - This next match is a "I QUIT" match...
Mark Turner - [Get At Me Dawg starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for K-Dogg. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Mexico, Introducing K-Dooogg!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[K-Dogg makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Mimic steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 315 pounds, from parts unknown, Miiimiiic!!!!!!!!!!!
[Mimic walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - Kick to the stomach by Mimic sends K-Dogg down! They're punching it out, K-Dogg with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Mimic counters with a right of his own! Down goes K-Dogg! This match is anything goes!! Powerbomb onto a chair by Mimic!! What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call!
Jenna Jameson - K-Dogg hops back to his feet. K-Dogg pulled a blade out of his tights and slashed Mimics arm!
Jessie Wild - Mimic with a snapmare take down! Mimic is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - K-Dogg Got out of it! He's lucky! K-Dogg is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jenna Jameson - K-Dogg hops back to his feet. Tie up... snap suplex by K-Dogg. Nicely executed move. Leg drop across the throat of Mimic! Lock up... K-Dogg with an armdrag takedown. My GOD look at the blood in the ring!!
Jessie Wild - K-Dogg measuring him up elbow smash! K-Dogg with repeated boots to the knee of Mimic. Working the leg!
Neil Headman - K-Dogg taking an onslaught of punishment! Mimic is pounding away at his entire body! Mimic repeatedly slamming K-Doggs down! He could break his nose!! Atomic Drop by Mimic send K-Dogg to the ground!
Jenna Jameson - Mimic driving a knee into the spinal area of K-Doggs back!! Mimic spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of K-Dogg
Jessie Wild - Well Mimic just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Mimic. Mimic is moving back to his feet Good moves by Mimic.
Neil Headman - K-Dogg hops back to his feet. K-Dogg picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Mimic.
Jenna Jameson - Figure four attempt by K-Dogg. Mimic kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Mimic! We're not seeing much offense from Mimic. K-Dogg has a chair driving it into the leg of Mimic,
Neil Headman - he's trying for some permenate damage!! K-Dogg is on top of Mimic biting his forehead!! My God! Boston crab being applied by K-Dogg ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Mimic got out of that at the last second! K-Dogg is choking Mimic with the middle ring rope!!
Jessie Wild - K-Dogg sends Mimic over the top into the gaurd rail! Mimic busted his head on that one!
Neil Headman - K-Dogg is pulling him back in! Powerbomb onto a chair by K-Dogg!! K-Dogg lifting Mimic into position for something. He devastated the neck of Mimic with a Tombstone type piledriver. Figure four by K-Dogg Mimic is in pain you can tell! Billy Dunn is asking him to give up, but he won't.
Jenna Jameson - K-Dogg isn't letting go. Billy Dunn is calling for the bell. Mimic Must have quit!
[K-Dogg won the match in 17 minutes and 45 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... K-Dooogg
Dangerous David Neel
Vs
Saturn
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Full Circle starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from New York Ny, weighing in at 267 pounds, He stands 6'5", Daaangeeerooouuus Daaaviiid Neeeeeel!!!!
[Dangerous David Neel makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 200 pounds, [fans hold up Saturn sucks signs] Saturn.
[Saturn walks to the ring.]
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jessie Wild - A kick to the face takes Dangerous David Neel off his feet. Saturn picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Neil Headman - Saturn's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Dangerous David Neel is to quick! Saturn with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Saturn dives on to Dangerous David Neel and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Dangerous David Neel!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Cover by Saturn ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Dangerous David Neel. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Jessie Wild - Dangerous David Neel hops back to his feet. Dangerous David Neel and Saturn are going to lock up. Dangerous David Neel has the advantage. Dangerous David Neel has him up in a vertical suplex!
Neil Headman - Saturn was up there for quite a while! Dangerous David Neel's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Saturn is to quick!
Jessie Wild - Saturn moving to his feet. Dangerous David Neel kicks him back down! Saturn is out cold! Dangerous David Neel with the hair of Saturn.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Pinning combination by Dangerous David Neel ...1 ...2 ... Saturn grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Jessie Wild - Saturn climbing back to his feet, Dangerous David Neel moves in... Vertical Suplex! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. Quick cover by Dangerous David Neel Saturn kicks out before the one count!
Jenna Jameson - Cover by Dangerous David Neel ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Saturn has his foot on the ropes! Saturn is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jessie Wild - Saturn hops back to his feet. Dangerous David Neel is trying an to get back offensive.
Neil Headman - He's charging at Saturn and Saturn sends him down with a hip toss! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No.
Jessie Wild - Dangerous David Neel hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Dangerous David Neel may have broken some of Saturns teeth!
Neil Headman - Dangerous David Neel is trying to pull Saturn back to his feet. Saturn with an eye gouge!! Down goes Dangerous David Neel! Dangerous David Neel is stumbling. Dangerous David Neel moving to his feet. Saturn kicks him back down! Saturn lifting Dangerous David Neel into position for something. He devastated the neck of Dangerous David Neel with a Tombstone type piledriver. Saturn picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Jessie Wild - Saturn out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Dangerous David Neel went down quick! Dangerous David Neel moving back to his feet Saturn scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Saturn is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Dangerous David Neel Got out of it! He's lucky! Death Valley DriverSaturn goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Saturn won the match in 19 minutes and 11 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Saaatuuurn
Casper
Vs
The Canadian Crippler
Mark Turner - This next match is a "I QUIT" match...
Mark Turner - Coming down the aisle, weighing 230 pounds, [fans hold up Casper sucks signs] Casper.
[Casper makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Death Never Sleeps starts to play "The Canadian Crippler" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Vancouver BC, Theee Caaanaaadiiiaaan Criiippleeer!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[The Canadian Crippler walks to the ring.]
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jessie Wild - The Canadian Crippler picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Casper moving to his feet. The Canadian Crippler kicks him back down! The Canadian Crippler has a chair driving it into the leg of Casper,
Neil Headman - he's trying for some permenate damage!! Casper needs to try for a comeback! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No.
Jessie Wild - The Canadian Crippler is on top of Casper biting his forehead!! My God! The Canadian Crippler is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling Casper into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!! The Canadian Crippler's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Casper is to quick! This match is anything goes!!
Jenna Jameson - The Canadian Crippler levels Casper with a chair!
Jessie Wild - Now he's working the knee with the chair!! Good moves by The Canadian Crippler. Casper is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Neil Headman - Casper hops back to his feet. Someone threw a bottle into the ring, we'll need to get that out of there. Casper has the bottle [WACK!!]
Jenna Jameson - He broke it over The Canadian Cripplers head!! Powerbomb onto a chair by Casper!! The Canadian Crippler sure could use some help now. Casper dives on to The Canadian Crippler and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of The Canadian Crippler!
Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Casper is on top of The Canadian Crippler biting his forehead!! My God!
Neil Headman - The Canadian Crippler hops back to his feet. The Canadian Crippler picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Casper. Casper moving back to his feet The Canadian Crippler scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! The Canadian Crippler stomping the face of Casper into the mat!!
Jenna Jameson - The Canadian Crippler lifting Casper into position for something. He devastated the neck of Casper with a Tombstone type piledriver. The Canadian Crippler comes down across the back of Casper with a double axe handle!! Casper just can't make it to his feet!
Jessie Wild - Casper sure could use some help now. The Canadian Crippler with the hair of Casper.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!
Jenna Jameson - The Canadian Crippler is draping Casper over the bottom ring rope. Choking him out on it!!
Jessie Wild - If Casper gives up The Canadian Crippler could win the match like that! The Canadian Crippler is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Casper Got out of it! He's lucky! Powerbomb onto a chair by The Canadian Crippler!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Jessie Wild - The Canadian Crippler is on top of Casper biting his forehead!! My God! The Canadian Crippler has a cable choking Casper out with it. Casper is tapping out! He has to say I Quit.
Neil Headman - His head was ready to explode!! The Canadian Crippler out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Casper went down quick! The Canadian Crippler is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling Casper into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!! Casper needs to try for a comeback!
Jenna Jameson - Casper hops back to his feet. A dazed The Canadian Crippler is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. Casper has some kind of object he's grinding into The Canadian Cripplers face! Knee lift by Casper takes The Canadian Crippler to the ground. Casper takes the chair to the back of The Canadian Crippler.
[Casper won the match in 12 minutes and 27 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Caaaspeeer
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Diesel
Vs
Hardcore
Mark Turner - This next match is a a First Blood Match...
Mark Turner - [Metal Gods plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Chicago Il, weighing 350 He is Diiieeeseeel!!!
[Diesel makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming to the ring at this time, [Where My Dawgs At Begins...][Boos cover up the announcement]coming from Hialeah Fl, standing 6'6", weighing 220, He is the WCW European Champion!! Hardcore.
[Hardcore walks to the ring.]
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jessie Wild - Diesel charges in with a shoulder, which takes Hardcore off his feet. Good moves by Diesel.
Neil Headman - Diesel dives on to Hardcore and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Hardcore!
Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Diesel is applying a chair to the ankle of Hardcore! Off the top on to the chair!!
Jessie Wild - That will about do it for that ankle.
Neil Headman - Hardcore needs to try for a comeback! Diesel pulling Hardcore back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - lock up Diesel gets the upper edge setting Hardcore up for a piledriver.
Jessie Wild - Hardcore counters back body drop! Gives Hardcore the advantage again! Hardcore stomping the face of Diesel into the mat!! Figure four attempt by Hardcore. Diesel kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Diesel! Powerbomb onto a chair by Hardcore!! These matches can leave serious scars!
Jenna Jameson - Hardcore pulling Diesel back to his feet. Diesel drops to one knee. Hardcore bends the chair over his head.
Jessie Wild - He falls to the ground. Hardcore is on top of Diesel biting his forehead!! My God! Diesel is stumbling.
Neil Headman - I have no idea why someone would sign for one of these matches! This match is all about one thing. BLOOD! Hardcore is all over Diesel! He's choking him out!! Diesel won't be able to take that for long! Hardcore biting Diesel on the back of the leg. Diesel's trying to escape the hold... He's out!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Hardcore levels Diesel with a chair!
Jessie Wild - Now he's working the knee with the chair!!
Neil Headman - Diesel hops back to his feet. A kick to the face takes Hardcore off his feet. Good moves by Diesel. Diesel has a chair driving it into the leg of Hardcore,
Jenna Jameson - he's trying for some permenate damage!! Diesel is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling Hardcore into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!!
Jessie Wild - Hardcore is out cold! Hardcore sure could use some help now. Diesel sends Hardcore over the top into the gaurd rail! Hardcore really hit his head on that one!
Neil Headman - Any blood? Diesel is pulling him back in!
Jenna Jameson - Diesel is trying to pull Hardcore back to his feet. Hardcore with an eye gouge!! Down goes Diesel! Powerbomb onto a chair by Hardcore!! Diesel climbing back to his feet, Hardcore moves in... Vertical Suplex! Hardcore is draping Diesel over the bottom ring rope. Choking him out on it!! Boston crab being applied by Hardcore ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Diesel got out of that at the last second! Hardcore sends Diesel over the top into the gaurd rail! Diesel really hit his head on that one!
Neil Headman - Any blood? Hardcore is pulling him back in!
Jenna Jameson - Hardcore with the hair of Diesel.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Hardcore's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Diesel is to quick! Hardcore is applying a chair to the ankle of Diesel! Off the top on to the chair!!
Jenna Jameson - That will about do it for that ankle. I have no idea why someone would sign for one of these matches! Diesels head is being beaten to a pulp with some kind of spiked object!
Jessie Wild - Hardcore is ruthless!! Diesel is bleeding Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!!
[Hardcore won the match in 14 minutes and 18 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Haaardcoooreee
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Abel, and Kane
Vs
Defective Trip
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner -This is for the WCW US Tag Team Titles Introducing first, currently headed to the ring, at a total combined weight of 435, the team of Abel, and Kane!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 465,the WCW US Tag Team Champions the team of Agent-X, and Gravedigga!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Kane is going to start this match against Gravedigga.
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Neil Headman - Repeated chops to the chest by Gravedigga, down goes Kane. Cover by Gravedigga ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Kane. Figure four attempt by Gravedigga. Kane kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Kane! Cover by Gravedigga ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Kane has his foot on the ropes! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Kane makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Gravedigga picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Neil Headman - Kane hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Kane may have broken some of Gravediggas teeth! Kane pulling Gravedigga back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - Kane slamming the head of Gravedigga into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Gravedigga moving to his feet. Kane kicks him back down! Gravedigga sure could use some help now. Kane with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Gravedigga moving back to his feet Kane scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jessie Wild - Gravedigga is stumbling. Good moves by Kane. Kane dives on to Gravedigga and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Gravedigga!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Kane's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Gravedigga is to quick! Gravedigga is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jessie Wild - Gravedigga hops back to his feet. Gravedigga scoops slams Kane and boy did he hit hard!! Quick cover by Gravedigga Kane kicks out before the one count! Gravedigga with the hair of Kane.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!
Jenna Jameson - Kane hops back to his feet. Gravedigga is dazed!
Jessie Wild - So Neil Headman what do you think about Gravedigga?
Neil Headman - Oh me? I hate him.
Jenna Jameson - Well thanks for your input. They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Gravedigga comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Kane climbing back to his feet, Gravedigga moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Jessie Wild - Kane hops back to his feet. Kick to the gut knocks Gravedigga out of balance. Kane follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!!
Neil Headman - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Gravedigga makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Kane with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Boston crab being applied by Kane ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Gravedigga got out of that at the last second!
Jenna Jameson - Gravedigga hops back to his feet. Gravedigga picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Kane. Figure four attempt by Gravedigga. Kane kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Kane! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Death TrapKane is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[Gravedigga won the match in 20 minutes and 27 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winners... Defective Trip
Scrounger
Vs
Wolfpac
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Cotton Eye Joe starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Scrounger. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Slums Of New York, Introducing Scrooouuungeeer!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Scrounger makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponents, headed to the ring is 950 pounds of flesh and muscle, the team of Wolfpac!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Scrounger is going to start this match against Glacier.
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Neil Headman - Scrounger applys a headlock and bulldogs Glacier to the ground! Lock up... Scrounger with an armdrag takedown.
Jenna Jameson - Leg drop across the throat of Glacier! Glacier taking an onslaught of punishment! Scrounger is pounding away at his entire body! Currently this match is all Scrounger! Glaciers face is being slammed over and over by Scrounger
Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! Scrounger drops a knee on lower leg of Glacier! Scrounger is moving back to his feet
Neil Headman - Glacier hops back to his feet. Glacier sends Scrounger to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Scrounger.
Jenna Jameson - Scrounger hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Scrounger may have broken some of Glaciers teeth! Glacier is ROCKED with a big elbow! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No. Glacier is out cold! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Glacier makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Jenna Jameson - Scrounger is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Glacier Got out of it! He's lucky! Scrounger out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Glacier went down quick! Scrounger dives on to Glacier and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Glacier!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Cover by Scrounger ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Glacier.
Jenna Jameson - Glacier moving to his feet. Scrounger kicks him back down! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Neil Headman - Glacier hops back to his feet. Glacier and Scrounger are going to lock up. Glacier has the advantage. Glacier has him up in a vertical suplex!
Jenna Jameson - Scrounger was up there for quite a while! Glacier's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Scrounger is to quick! Glacier with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Glacier with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Scrounger moving back to his feet Glacier scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jenna Jameson - Scrounger hops back to his feet. Lock up... Glacier going for a suplex... Scrounger blocks it... Glacier trys again... Block and Scrounger with a suplex of his own!! Scrounger comes down across the back of Glacier with a double axe handle!! Glacier just can't make it to his feet! Boston crab being applied by Scrounger ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Glacier got out of that at the last second! Cover by Scrounger ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Glacier has his foot on the ropes! Glacier needs to try for a comeback!
Neil Headman - The tag was made and Glacier is going out, Goldberg is coming in.
Jenna Jameson - Goldberg picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Scrounger climbing back to his feet, Goldberg moves in... Vertical Suplex! Goldberg pulling Scrounger back to his feet. Goldberg scoops him up fall away slam!!!
Jessie Wild - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Pinning combination by Goldberg ...1 ...2 ... Scrounger grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Good moves by Goldberg. Cover by Goldberg ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Scrounger.
Jessie Wild - Scrounger hops back to his feet. Goldberg is trying an to get back offensive.
Neil Headman - He's charging at Scrounger and Scrounger sends him down with a hip toss!
Jenna Jameson - Goldberg hops back to his feet. We've got a stare down.
Jessie Wild - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Scrounger down hard!! Goldberg lifting Scrounger into position for something. He devastated the neck of Scrounger with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Neil Headman - Goldberg with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Scrounger is out cold! Goldberg rolls him over into a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - Scrounger is tapping out in no time flat!!
[Wolfpac won the match in 21 minutes and 1 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Wooolfpaaac
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Brett Clark
Vs
Casper
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Casket Match...
Mark Turner - [Brett Clark steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 230 pounds, from Brantford Ontario Canada, Breeett Claaark!!!!!!!!!!!
[Brett Clark makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give me The World starts to play Boos and Casper sucks chants fill the arena.] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Manhattan Ny, WCW Television Champion Caaaspeeer!!!
[Casper walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - Casper with a snapmare take down! Casper out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Brett Clark went down quick! Casper comes down across the back of Brett Clark with a double axe handle!! Brett Clark just can't make it to his feet! Brett Clark climbing back to his feet, Casper moves in... Vertical Suplex! Brett Clark needs to try for a comeback!
Neil Headman - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Casper pulling Brett Clark back to his feet. Casper hits Brett Clark with a Frying Pan! Good moves by Casper. Casper's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Brett Clark is to quick! Casper dives on to Brett Clark and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Brett Clark!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!
Jenna Jameson - What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Casper pulling Brett Clark back to his feet. Test of strength, Brett Clark has a slight advantage .... Casper coming back ... Casper scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!!
Neil Headman - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Brett Clark hits Casper with a Carribbean Strap! Casper climbing back to his feet, Brett Clark moves in... Vertical Suplex! Brett Clark picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Brett Clark out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Casper went down quick! Casper is stumbling.
Jenna Jameson - Casper lunging toward Brett Clark and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Casper!! A huge boot to the face sends Brett Clark off his feet! Brett Clark taking an onslaught of punishment! Casper is pounding away at his entire body! Casper with repeated boots to the knee of Brett Clark. Working the leg! Lock up... Casper with an armdrag takedown. Casper drops a knee on lower leg of Brett Clark!
Jessie Wild - Currently this match is all Brett Clark! Brett Clark is moving back to his feet Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Casper is ROCKED with a big elbow! Brett Clark is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Casper Got out of it! He's lucky!
Jessie Wild - Casper sure could use some help now. Brett Clark comes down across the back of Casper with a double axe handle!! Casper just can't make it to his feet! Casper is out cold! Brett Clark dives on to Casper and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Casper!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!
Jenna Jameson - Da Don and Taz come into the ring..Oh! He nailed Brett Clark with a metal rod Behind the refs back!
Jessie Wild - Casper is moving back to his feet Boston crab being applied by Casper ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Brett Clark got out of that at the last second! Casper is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark Got out of it! He's lucky! Brett Clark is stumbling. Brett Clark is out cold!
Jessie Wild - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Repeated chops to the chest by Brett Clark, down goes Casper. We're not seeing much offense from Casper. Casper moving to his feet. Brett Clark kicks him back down! Brett Clark with the hair of Casper.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!
Jenna Jameson - Mystik comes into the ring..Oh! He nailed Brett Clark with a Sledgehammer Behind the refs back!
Jessie Wild - Brett Clark taking an onslaught of punishment! Casper is pounding away at his entire body! Casper drops a knee on lower leg of Brett Clark! Currently this match is all Casper! Currently this match is all Casper! Lock up... Casper with an armdrag takedown.
Neil Headman - Leg drop across the throat of Casper! Brett Clark Stomping away at the chest of Casper! Brett Clark repeatedly slamming Caspers down! He could break his nose!! Brett Clark measuring him up elbow smash! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Well Brett Clark just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Brett Clark. Leg drop across the throat of Casper!
Jessie Wild - Brett Clark is moving back to his feet Casper is ROCKED with a big elbow! Figure four attempt by Brett Clark. Casper kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Casper! Brett Clark out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Casper went down quick!
Jenna Jameson - Casper hops back to his feet. Casper charges in with a shoulder, which takes Brett Clark off his feet.
Jessie Wild - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Brett Clark hits Casper with a Frying Pan! Casper falls into Billy Dunn knocking him down and stunning him.
Neil Headman - What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Casper hits Brett Clark with a clothesline. Brett Clark is down and out. Casper drags him over to the casket. He lifts the lid. I think this is the end for Brett Clark. What is this a hand has come out of the casket and has Casper by the throat. Its Diesel he's in the casket. He drags Casper into the casket. The Canadian Crippler is out he closes the lid. He runs into the ring and drags Billy Dunn to his feet. Billy Dunn calls for the bell the match is over. Brett Clark wins!!!
[Brett Clark won the match in 17 minutes and 28 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Breeett Claaark
Wyte Rice
Vs
Cold Blooded Mike Bauce
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Give Me The World plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Hialeah Fl, weighing 205 Wyte Rice.
[Wyte Rice makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 300 pounds, [Fans cheer as Cold Blooded Mike Bauce walks out] Cooold Bloooooodeeed Miiikeee Baaauuuceee!!!
[Cold Blooded Mike Bauce walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is taking over from the start.
Wyte Rice goes spinning as Cold Blooded Mike Bauce connects with a german uppercut! [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Neil Headman - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce applys a headlock and bulldogs Wyte Rice to the ground! Atomic Drop by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce send Wyte Rice to the ground! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce driving a knee into the spinal area of Wyte Rices back!! A huge boot to the face sends Wyte Rice off his feet!
Jenna Jameson - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is moving back to his feet Pinning combination by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce ...1 ...2 ... Wyte Rice grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No. Wyte Rice moving back to his feet Cold Blooded Mike Bauce scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Figure four attempt by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce. Wyte Rice kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Wyte Rice!
Jenna Jameson - Wyte Rice hops back to his feet. Wyte Rice now stalking behind Cold Blooded Mike Bauce rake to the back!!
Jessie Wild - Look at the pain on Cold Blooded Mike Bauces face!
Neil Headman - Knee to the stomach sends Cold Blooded Mike Bauce to the mat! Wyte Rice out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce went down quick! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Wyte Rice with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Wyte Rice with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call!
Jenna Jameson - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce hops back to his feet. lock up Wyte Rice gets the upper edge setting Cold Blooded Mike Bauce up for a piledriver.
Jessie Wild - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce counters back body drop! Gives Cold Blooded Mike Bauce the advantage again! Wyte Rice is out cold! Wyte Rice moving to his feet. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce kicks him back down! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Wyte Rice went down quick! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce comes down across the back of Wyte Rice with a double axe handle!! Wyte Rice just can't make it to his feet!
Neil Headman - Wyte Rice lunging toward Cold Blooded Mike Bauce and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Wyte Rice!! Wyte Rice spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Cold Blooded Mike Bauce
Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Currently this match is all Wyte Rice!
Jessie Wild - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce taking an onslaught of punishment! Wyte Rice is pounding away at his entire body! Wyte Rice is moving back to his feet Pinning combination by Wyte Rice ...1 ...2 ... Cold Blooded Mike Bauce grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Neil Headman - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce hops back to his feet. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce scoops him up fall away slam!!! Figure four attempt by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce. Wyte Rice kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Wyte Rice! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Quick cover by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce Wyte Rice kicks out before the one count! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No.
Jenna Jameson - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice Got out of it! He's lucky! Wyte Rice is ROCKED with a big elbow! Pinning combination by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce ...1 ...2 ... Wyte Rice grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Wyte Rice sure could use some help now.
Neil Headman - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is trying to pull Wyte Rice back to his feet. Wyte Rice with an eye gouge!! Down goes Cold Blooded Mike Bauce! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce climbing back to his feet, Wyte Rice moves in... Vertical Suplex! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No. Wyte Rice just pulled something out of his trunks.
Jessie Wild - I don't think Billy Dunn saw him. He just nailled Cold Blooded Mike Bauce with it.
Neil Headman - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce fell out to the floor! Billy Dunn ..1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9...10!!!
[Wyte Rice won the match in 16 minutes and 47 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Wyteee Riiiceee
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Goldberg
Vs
Hardcore
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW European Championship [Goldbergs Music starts to play "Goldberg" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Atlanta Ga, Goooldbeeerg!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Goldberg makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Where My Dawgs At starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Hialeah Fl, weighing in at 220 pounds, He stands 6'6", he is the WCW European Champion!, Hardcore.
[Hardcore walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - Hardcore sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Kick to the gut knocks Goldberg out of balance. Hardcore follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!!
Neil Headman - Goldberg moving to his feet. Hardcore kicks him back down! What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Hardcore is all over Goldberg! He's choking him out!! Goldberg won't be able to take that for long! Hardcore picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Goldberg makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Neil Headman - Goldberg climbing back to his feet, Hardcore moves in... Vertical Suplex! Hardcore pulling Goldberg back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Hardcore pulls it off and drops Goldberg like yesterdays newspaper! Goldberg is stumbling.
Jenna Jameson - Cover by Hardcore ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Goldberg has his foot on the ropes! Hardcore stomping the face of Goldberg. There's no need for that!
Jessie Wild - Goldberg hops back to his feet. Goldberg charges in with a shoulder, which takes Hardcore off his feet. Hardcore is ROCKED with a big elbow! Goldberg with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Goldberg with the hair of Hardcore.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!
Jessie Wild - We're not seeing much offense from Hardcore. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Hardcore makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Jenna Jameson - Hardcore sure could use some help now. Pinning combination by Goldberg ...1 ...2 ... Hardcore grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Goldberg dives on to Hardcore and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Hardcore!
Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Goldberg is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Hardcore Got out of it! He's lucky! Quick cover by Goldberg Hardcore kicks out before the one count! Goldberg out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Hardcore went down quick!
Jenna Jameson - Hardcore hops back to his feet. Goldberg goes spinning as Hardcore connects with a german uppercut!
Jessie Wild - Hardcore is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Goldberg's chest! Hardcore connects with a chop to the chest of Goldberg.
Neil Headman - Hardcore taunting Goldberg a bit. OHHHHH Goldberg with a big scoop slam!! What's Hardcore gonna say to that? Good moves by Goldberg. Hardcore needs to try for a comeback! Hardcore climbing back to his feet, Goldberg moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Jenna Jameson - Goldberg's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Hardcore is to quick! Hardcore is stumbling. What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call! Goldberg with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Jessie Wild - Hardcore hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Hardcore may have broken some of Goldbergs teeth!
Neil Headman - Goldberg hops back to his feet. Tie up... snap suplex by Goldberg. Nicely executed move. Lock up... Goldberg with an armdrag takedown. Roll up by Goldberg pins Hardcores shoulders to the mat.
Jenna Jameson - He could have him right now! Billy Dunn ...ONE ...TWO ...THREE!!!
[Goldberg won the match in 19 minutes and 41 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... and Neeeeww WCW European Champion Goooldbeeerg
Berringer
Vs
Mystik
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW KOTR Championship Coming down the aisle, weighing 324 pounds, [Fans cheer as Berringer walks out] Beeerriiingeeer!!!
[Berringer makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give Me The World starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Hialeah Fl, weighing in at 224 pounds, He stands 6'3", he is the WCW KOTR Champion!, Mystik.
[Mystik walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Berringer is taking over from the start.
Test of strength, Mystik has a slight advantage .... Berringer coming back ... Berringer scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! [Ring, Ring, Ring]
Neil Headman - Berringer picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Cover by Berringer ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Mystik has his foot on the ropes! Berringer with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Boston crab being applied by Berringer ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Mystik got out of that at the last second! Berringer pulling Mystik back to his feet.
Jessie Wild - Tie up... snap suplex by Berringer. Nicely executed move. Currently this match is all Berringer! Berringer is moving back to his feet Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Mystik sure could use some help now.
Jenna Jameson - Pinning combination by Berringer ...1 ...2 ... Mystik grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Mystik is out cold!
Jessie Wild - Berringer is trying to pull Mystik back to his feet. Mystik with an eye gouge!! Down goes Berringer! Mystik is all over Berringer! He's choking him out!! Berringer won't be able to take that for long!
Neil Headman - Berringer hops back to his feet. A kick to the face takes Mystik off his feet. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Mystik makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Jessie Wild - Mystik lunging toward Berringer and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Mystik!! Berringers face is being slammed over and over by Mystik
Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!! Mystik Stomping away at the chest of Berringer! Berringer taking an onslaught of punishment! Mystik is pounding away at his entire body! Mystik driving a knee into the spinal area of Berringers back!!
Jenna Jameson - Mystik drops a knee on lower leg of Berringer! Mystik with repeated boots to the knee of Berringer. Working the leg! A huge boot to the face sends Berringer off his feet! Berringer taking an onslaught of punishment! Mystik is pounding away at his entire body!
Jessie Wild - Someone is walking down to the ring . . . It is Brett Clark what is he doing here?? Berringer sees him and Brett Clark nails him with some kind of object.
Neil Headman - Brett Clark is running to the back!
Jenna Jameson - Billy Dunn is calling for the bell. We've got a disqualification.
[Berringer won the match in 16 minutes and 31 seconds via Disqualification.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner as result of a disqualification... Beeerriiingeeer
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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C-Murda
Vs
The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [C-Murda steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 245 pounds, from New Orleans, C-Muuurdaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
[C-Murda makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 219 pounds, [Fans cheer as The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan walks out] Theee Taaactiiitiiiaaan Daaarryl Suuulliiivaaan!!!
[The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - lock up C-Murda gets the upper edge setting The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan up for a piledriver.
Neil Headman - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan counters back body drop! Gives The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan the advantage again! C-Murda sure could use some help now.
Jenna Jameson - C-Murda hops back to his feet. C-Murda sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! C-Murda slamming the head of The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] C-Murda picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan needs to try for a comeback! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan moving back to his feet C-Murda scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jessie Wild - Saturn comes into the ring..Oh! He nailed C-Murda with a metal rod Behind the refs back!
Neil Headman - Atomic Drop by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan send C-Murda to the ground! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan measuring him up elbow smash! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan is moving back to his feet What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call!
Jessie Wild - C-Murda hops back to his feet. A dazed The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. We've got a stare down.
Neil Headman - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan down hard!! Cover by C-Murda ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Jessie Wild - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan is out cold! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan is stumbling. C-Murda with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! C-Murda's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan is to quick! C-Murda out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan went down quick!
Jenna Jameson - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan hops back to his feet. C-Murda taunting The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan a bit. OHHHHH The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan with a big scoop slam!! What's C-Murda gonna say to that? The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Quick cover by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan C-Murda kicks out before the one count! Cover by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes C-Murda has his foot on the ropes! C-Murda needs to try for a comeback!
Neil Headman - C-Murda sure could use some help now. Boston crab being applied by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! C-Murda got out of that at the last second! C-Murda moving back to his feet The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! C-Murda climbing back to his feet, The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan moves in... Vertical Suplex! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan comes down across the back of C-Murda with a double axe handle!! C-Murda just can't make it to his feet! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call!
Neil Headman - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Good moves by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan. The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Jessie Wild - C-Murda hops back to his feet. Lock up... The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan going for a suplex... C-Murda blocks it... The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan trys again... Block and C-Murda with a suplex of his own!! C-Murda with the hair of The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Cover by C-Murda ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan. The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jenna Jameson - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan hops back to his feet. The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan dives on to C-Murda and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of C-Murda!
Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on C-Murda is to quick! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . C-Murda makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No.
Neil Headman - Pinning combination by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan ...1 ...2 ... C-Murda grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! C-Murda needs to try for a comeback! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! The Pressure CookerC-Murda is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan won the match in 14 minutes and 23 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Taaactiiitiiiaaan Daaarryl Suuulliiivaaan
Warrior
Vs
X
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Warriors Theme starts to play "Warrior" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Parts Unknown, Waaarriiiooor!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Warrior makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 260 pounds, [Fans cheer as X walks out] X!!!
[X walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Warrior is taking over from the start.
X is trying an to get back offensive.
Neil Headman - He's charging at Warrior and Warrior sends him down with a hip toss! [The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jenna Jameson - X moving to his feet. Warrior kicks him back down! Quick cover by Warrior X kicks out before the one count!
Jessie Wild - X hops back to his feet. Diving forearm sends Warrior to the mat!! Lock up... X with an armdrag takedown. A huge boot to the face sends Warrior off his feet! X drops a knee on lower leg of Warrior!
Neil Headman - Leg drop across the throat of Warrior! X is moving back to his feet Warrior moving back to his feet X scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jenna Jameson - Someone is walking down to the ring . . . It is K-Dogg what is he doing here?? X sees him and K-Dogg nails him with some kind of object.
Jessie Wild - K-Dogg is running to the back!
Neil Headman - Warrior measuring him up elbow smash! Warrior repeatedly slamming Xs down! He could break his nose!! Currently this match is all Warrior!
Jenna Jameson - Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Well Warrior just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Warrior. Warrior Stomping away at the chest of X! Atomic Drop by Warrior send X to the ground! Warrior driving a knee into the spinal area of Xs back!! Xs face is being slammed over and over by Warrior
Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!!
Jenna Jameson - Atomic Drop by X send Warrior to the ground! X repeatedly slamming Warriors down! He could break his nose!!
Jessie Wild - Warrior with repeated boots to the knee of X. Working the leg! Currently this match is all Warrior! Warrior is moving back to his feet
Neil Headman - X hops back to his feet. A kick to the face takes Warrior off his feet. Boston crab being applied by X ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Warrior got out of that at the last second! Quick cover by X Warrior kicks out before the one count! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! We're not seeing much offense from Warrior.
Neil Headman - Good moves by X. Warrior is ROCKED with a big elbow! Warrior climbing back to his feet, X moves in... Vertical Suplex! Cover by X ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Warrior has his foot on the ropes!
Jenna Jameson - Warrior hops back to his feet. Warrior applys a standing bear hug, lifts X up and drops him down!!
Jessie Wild - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! Cover by Warrior ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by X.
Neil Headman - X sure could use some help now. Warrior comes down across the back of X with a double axe handle!! X just can't make it to his feet! Warrior dives on to X and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of X!
Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! OWNWarrior goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Warrior won the match in 15 minutes and 19 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Waaarriiiooor
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Chris Wydra
Vs
Connor McCloud
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Coming down the aisle, weighing 670 pounds, [Fans cheer as Chris Wydra walks out] Chriiis Wydraaa!!!
[Chris Wydra makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [The Highlander plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from The Highlands of Scotland, weighing 225 He is Cooonnooor McClooouuud!!!
[Connor McCloud walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Chris Wydra is taking over from the start.
Chris Wydra attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Connor McCloud tries for some of his own and Chris Wydra blocks and applys a standing armbar!
Neil Headman - Connor McCloud isn't going to give up to that! [Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jenna Jameson - Closed fists to the face of Connor McCloud! Those are devastating!!! Diving forearm sends Connor McCloud to the mat!!
Jessie Wild - Connor McCloud taking an onslaught of punishment! Chris Wydra is pounding away at his entire body! Chris Wydra is moving back to his feet
Neil Headman - Connor McCloud hops back to his feet. Connor McCloud applys a headlock and bulldogs Chris Wydra to the ground! Chris Wydras face is being slammed over and over by Connor McCloud
Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Connor McCloud spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Chris Wydra
Jessie Wild - Connor McCloud measuring him up elbow smash! Atomic Drop by Connor McCloud send Chris Wydra to the ground! Connor McCloud Stomping away at the chest of Chris Wydra! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Well Connor McCloud just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Connor McCloud. Lock up... Connor McCloud with an armdrag takedown.
Jenna Jameson - A huge boot to the face sends Chris Wydra off his feet! Connor McCloud drops a knee on lower leg of Chris Wydra! Connor McCloud with repeated boots to the knee of Chris Wydra. Working the leg! Currently this match is all Connor McCloud! Connor McCloud driving a knee into the spinal area of Chris Wydras back!! Connor McCloud measuring him up elbow smash!
Jessie Wild - Chris Wydra is moving back to his feet This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. Figure four attempt by Chris Wydra. Connor McCloud kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Connor McCloud! Chris Wydra with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Chris Wydra's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Connor McCloud is to quick!
Jenna Jameson - What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Connor McCloud makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Connor McCloud climbing back to his feet, Chris Wydra moves in... Vertical Suplex! Cover by Chris Wydra ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Connor McCloud has his foot on the ropes! Cover by Chris Wydra ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Connor McCloud. Chris Wydra with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Jenna Jameson - Connor McCloud hops back to his feet. Chris Wydra goes spinning as Connor McCloud connects with a german uppercut! Connor McCloud is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Chris Wydra's chest! Connor McCloud and Chris Wydra are going to lock up. Connor McCloud has the advantage. Connor McCloud has him up in a vertical suplex!
Jessie Wild - Chris Wydra was up there for quite a while! Boston crab being applied by Connor McCloud ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Chris Wydra got out of that at the last second! Connor McCloud comes down across the back of Chris Wydra with a double axe handle!! Chris Wydra just can't make it to his feet!
Jenna Jameson - Chris Wydra hops back to his feet. Test of strength, Connor McCloud has a slight advantage .... Chris Wydra coming back ... Chris Wydra scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Connor McCloud needs to try for a comeback! Connor McCloud is ROCKED with a big elbow! Connor McCloud moving to his feet. Chris Wydra kicks him back down! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce enters the ring with a steel bar and whacks Chris Wydra in the head. Connor is amazed at this but pins Chris Wydra for the victory. Bauce gets a mic and says "McCloud we want you in the Dangerous Alliance. You know now that we will have your back IF you join. Otherwise, watch out." With that Bauce leaves through the crowd.
[Connor McCloud won the match in 21 minutes and 18 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Cooonnooor McClooouuud
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Brett Clark, and Diesel
Vs
Casper, and Hardcore
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Dumpster Match...
Mark Turner - Introducing first, weighing in at over 5 hundred pounds, the team consisting of Brett Clark, and Diesel!!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, at a total combined weight of 450, the team of Casper, and Hardcore!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Brett Clark is going to start this match against Casper.
Neil Headman - Casper is taking over from the start.
Oh! just hit Brett Clark with a fire extingisher! [Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark climbing back to his feet, Casper moves in... Vertical Suplex! Casper out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Brett Clark went down quick! Brett Clark sure could use some help now. Brett Clark moving to his feet. Casper kicks him back down! Brett Clark moving back to his feet Casper scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jessie Wild - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Kick to the stomach by Brett Clark sends Casper down! They're punching it out, Casper with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Brett Clark counters with a right of his own! Down goes Casper! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Casper sure could use some help now. Casper is stumbling.
Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark is going to his corner, he tags in Diesel.
Jessie Wild - Diesel lifting Casper into position for something. He devastated the neck of Casper with a Tombstone type piledriver. Casper is ROCKED with a big elbow! Diesel with the hair of Casper.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!
Jenna Jameson - Casper goes back to his corner and tags in Hardcore.
Jessie Wild - Knee to the stomach sends Hardcore to the mat! Boston crab being applied by Diesel ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Hardcore got out of that at the last second! Diesel picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Diesel out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Hardcore went down quick! Hardcore climbing back to his feet, Diesel moves in... Vertical Suplex! What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call!
Jessie Wild - Hardcore hops back to his feet. Hardcore levels Diesel with a foot to the face. Hardcore's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Diesel is to quick! We're not seeing much offense from Diesel. Diesel is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jenna Jameson - Diesel hops back to his feet. Talk about hardcore!!! Diesel comes down across the back of Hardcore with a double axe handle!! Hardcore just can't make it to his feet!
Jessie Wild - Hardcore lunging toward Diesel and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Hardcore!! Diesel taking an onslaught of punishment! Hardcore is pounding away at his entire body!
Neil Headman - Tag by Hardcore brings Casper into the match.
Jenna Jameson - A huge boot to the face sends Diesel off his feet! Casper repeatedly slamming Diesels down! He could break his nose!! Lock up... Casper with an armdrag takedown. Casper drops a knee on lower leg of Diesel! Casper measuring him up elbow smash!
Jessie Wild - Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Well Diesel just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Diesel. Diesel with repeated boots to the knee of Casper. Working the leg!
Jenna Jameson - Casper is going to his corner, he tags in Hardcore.
Jessie Wild - Hardcore driving a knee into the spinal area of Diesels back!! Leg drop across the throat of Diesel! Hardcore spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Diesel
Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!! Hardcore is moving back to his feet Hardcore out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Diesel went down quick!
Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark tagged in by Diesel.
Jessie Wild - Brett Clark sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Oh! just hit Hardcore with the Singapore Cane! Hardcore needs to try for a comeback! Hardcore is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Neil Headman - Brett Clark is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Hardcore Got out of it! He's lucky! Figure four attempt by Brett Clark. Hardcore kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Hardcore!
Neil Headman - Brett Clark pulling Hardcore back to his feet. Oh! just hit Hardcore with a chair! What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Brett Clark comes down across the back of Hardcore with a double axe handle!! Hardcore just can't make it to his feet! Hardcore is in the dumpster and is out cold! Brett Clark has closed the lid!!! Brett Clark wins!
[Brett Clark won the match in 18 minutes and 24 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Breeett Claaark
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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The Excaliburs
Vs
Legion Of Doom
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This is for the WCW Can-Am Tag Team TitlesIntroducing first, currently headed to the ring, at a total combined weight of 530, the team of The Excaliburs!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, headed to the ring is 425 pounds of flesh and muscle,the WCW Can-Am Champions the team of Legion Of Doom!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Vinnie Vegas is going to start this match against Wyte Rice.
Neil Headman - Wyte Rice is taking over from the start.
Wyte Rice scoops him up fall away slam!!! [Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jenna Jameson - Wyte Rice with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Wyte Rice lifting Vinnie Vegas into position for something. He devastated the neck of Vinnie Vegas with a Tombstone type piledriver. Vinnie Vegas is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jessie Wild - We've got a tag by Vinnie Vegas which brings Randy Reno into the match.
Neil Headman - Kick to the stomach by Wyte Rice sends Randy Reno down! Wyte Rice's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Randy Reno is to quick!
Jessie Wild - Randy Reno hops back to his feet. Diving forearm sends Wyte Rice to the mat!! Wyte Rices face is being slammed over and over by Randy Reno
Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!! Atomic Drop by Randy Reno send Wyte Rice to the ground!
Jenna Jameson - We've got a tag by Wyte Rice which brings Hardcore into the match.
Jessie Wild - Randy Reno hops back to his feet. Randy Reno scoops slams Hardcore and boy did he hit hard!! Hardcore is out cold! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Hardcore sure could use some help now.
Jenna Jameson - Randy Reno is going to his corner, he tags in Vinnie Vegas.
Jessie Wild - Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Well Vinnie Vegas just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Vinnie Vegas. Vinnie Vegas spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Hardcore
Jenna Jameson - Vinnie Vegas taking an onslaught of punishment! Hardcore is pounding away at his entire body! Currently this match is all Hardcore! Hardcore driving a knee into the spinal area of Vinnie Vegass back!! Hardcore with repeated boots to the knee of Vinnie Vegas. Working the leg!
Jessie Wild - Tag by Hardcore. Wyte Rice will go at it now.
Neil Headman - Lock up... Wyte Rice with an armdrag takedown. Wyte Rice drops a knee on lower leg of Vinnie Vegas! Vinnie Vegas taking an onslaught of punishment! Wyte Rice is pounding away at his entire body! Vinnie Vegass face is being slammed over and over by Wyte Rice
Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Wyte Rice is moving back to his feet Vinnie Vegas is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jessie Wild - Tag by Wyte Rice. Hardcore will go at it now.
Neil Headman - Currently this match is all Hardcore! Hardcore with repeated boots to the knee of Vinnie Vegas. Working the leg!
Jenna Jameson - Currently this match is all Vinnie Vegas! Atomic Drop by Vinnie Vegas send Hardcore to the ground! Vinnie Vegas is moving back to his feet
Jessie Wild - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Hardcore makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Hardcore is ROCKED with a big elbow! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No. The Royal FlushVinnie Vegas goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[The Excaliburs won the match in 17 minutes and 12 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winners...and new WCW Can-Am Tag Team Champions Theee Excaaaliiibuuurs
Road Warriors
Vs
Da Goodfellas
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner -This is for the WCW World Tag Titles Introducing first, the team of Road Warriors !
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, coming down the aisle, the WCW World Tag Team Champions Da Goodfellas, they weigh in at over 400 pounds!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Eric Riley is going to start this match against Da Don.
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Neil Headman - Eric Riley sends Da Don into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Eric Riley is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Da Don Got out of it! He's lucky! Eric Riley with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! We're not seeing much offense from Da Don.
Neil Headman - Da Don sure could use some help now. Quick cover by Eric Riley Da Don kicks out before the one count! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No. Eric Riley pulling Da Don back to his feet. They're punching it out, Da Don with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Eric Riley counters with a right of his own! Down goes Da Don! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call!
Neil Headman - Eric Riley tags in Mad Max.
Jenna Jameson - Mad Max out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Da Don went down quick! Da Don moving to his feet. Mad Max kicks him back down! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Mad Max picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Neil Headman - We've got a tag by Mad Max which brings Eric Riley into the match.
Jenna Jameson - Da Don hops back to his feet. Da Don levels Eric Riley with a foot to the face. Da Don with the hair of Eric Riley.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Good moves by Da Don. Cover by Da Don ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Eric Riley has his foot on the ropes!
Neil Headman - We've got a tag by Da Don which brings Taz into the match.
Jenna Jameson - Taz with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Figure four attempt by Taz. Eric Riley kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Eric Riley! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Eric Riley makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Taz comes down across the back of Eric Riley with a double axe handle!! Eric Riley just can't make it to his feet! Eric Riley moving back to his feet Taz scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Taz's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Eric Riley is to quick!
Jessie Wild - Taz with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Boston crab being applied by Taz ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Eric Riley got out of that at the last second! Quick cover by Taz Eric Riley kicks out before the one count! Taz lifting Eric Riley into position for something. He devastated the neck of Eric Riley with a Tombstone type piledriver. Eric Riley climbing back to his feet, Taz moves in... Vertical Suplex! Eric Riley needs to try for a comeback!
Jessie Wild - Cover by Taz ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Eric Riley. Eric Riley is ROCKED with a big elbow! Eric Riley moving to his feet. Taz kicks him back down! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. We're not seeing much offense from Eric Riley. Taz dives on to Eric Riley and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Eric Riley!
Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!!
Jessie Wild - Da Don wants in the ring and Taz tags him in.
Neil Headman - Da Don picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Da Don pulling Eric Riley back to his feet. They're punching it out, Eric Riley with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Da Don counters with a right of his own! Down goes Eric Riley! Da Don with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Jenna Jameson - We've got a tag by Da Don which brings Taz into the match.
Jessie Wild - Eric Riley hops back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by Eric Riley stuns Taz. Eric Riley sends Taz to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Taz. Taz is out cold! Taz is stumbling.
Neil Headman - Taz hops back to his feet. Eric Riley charging Taz ... clothesli NO! Taz counters with a backdrop at the last second!! TazmissionEric Riley is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[Da Goodfellas won the match in 19 minutes and 25 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Daaa Goooooodfeeellaaas
Hardcore
Vs
Taz
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW Cruiserweight Champion ship [Where My Dawgs At plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Hialeah Fl, weighing 220 Hardcore.
[Hardcore makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Taz's Theme starts to play "Taz" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Brooklyn, WCW Cruiserweight Champion Taaaz!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Taz walks to the ring.]
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jessie Wild - Kick to the stomach by Taz sends Hardcore down! Taz picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Hardcore makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Taz is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Hardcore Got out of it! He's lucky! Hardcore moving back to his feet Taz scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Hardcore is stumbling.
Jessie Wild - Pinning combination by Taz ...1 ...2 ... Hardcore grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Cover by Taz ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Hardcore has his foot on the ropes! We're not seeing much offense from Hardcore. Hardcore is out cold! Taz pulling Hardcore back to his feet.
Neil Headman - Hardcore sends Taz to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Taz. Hardcore comes down across the back of Taz with a double axe handle!! Taz just can't make it to his feet! Cover by Hardcore ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Taz has his foot on the ropes! Hardcore stomping the face of Taz. There's no need for that!
Jenna Jameson - Ravishing Rob Reynolds comes into the ring..Oh! He nailed Hardcore with a Frying Pan Behind the refs back!
Jessie Wild - Currently this match is all Taz! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Well Taz just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Taz. Leg drop across the throat of Hardcore! Taz Stomping away at the chest of Hardcore! Taz drops a knee on lower leg of Hardcore!
Jenna Jameson - Lock up... Taz with an armdrag takedown. Taz measuring him up elbow smash! Taz is moving back to his feet
Jessie Wild - Taz with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Hardcore is ROCKED with a big elbow! Taz's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Hardcore is to quick!
Jenna Jameson - Hardcore hops back to his feet. Hardcore scoops him up fall away slam!!!
Jessie Wild - Taz is ROCKED with a big elbow! Quick cover by Hardcore Taz kicks out before the one count! Taz is out cold! Taz moving back to his feet Hardcore scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Pinning combination by Hardcore ...1 ...2 ... Taz grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Neil Headman - Hardcore with the hair of Taz.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Cover by Hardcore ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Taz has his foot on the ropes! Figure four attempt by Hardcore. Taz kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Taz!
Neil Headman - Taz hops back to his feet. lock up Hardcore gets the upper edge setting Taz up for a piledriver.
Jenna Jameson - Taz counters back body drop! Gives Taz the advantage again!
Jessie Wild - Taz is trying to pull Hardcore back to his feet. Hardcore with an eye gouge!! Down goes Taz! Good moves by Hardcore. Hardcore just pulled something out of his trunks.
Neil Headman - I don't think Billy Dunn saw him. He just nailled Taz with it.
Jenna Jameson - Taz fell out to the floor! Billy Dunn ..1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9...10!!!
[Hardcore won the match in 19 minutes and 12 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Haaardcoooreee
Jenna Jameson- We are being joined by Brett Clark for commentary on World Title match. Welcome Brett.
Brett Clark- Thanks Jenna its great to be out here.
Mystik
Vs
Agent-X
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner -This is for the WCW World Title [Give Me The World plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Hialeah Fl, weighing 224 The WCW KOTR Champion. Mystik.
[Mystik makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, Accompanied by Idalias, weighing 240 pounds, [Fans cheer as Agent-X walks out]The WCW World Champion Ageeent-X!!!
[Agent-X walks to the ring.]
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jessie Wild - They're punching it out, Mystik with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Agent-X counters with a right of his own! Down goes Mystik! Boston crab being applied by Agent-X ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Mystik got out of that at the last second!
Brett Clark - Agent-X pulling Mystik back to his feet. Agent-X scoops slams Mystik and boy did he hit hard!! Good moves by Agent-X. Agent-X picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Jenna Jameson - Mystik lunging toward Agent-X and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Mystik!! Mystik with repeated boots to the knee of Agent-X. Working the leg! Agent-Xs face is being slammed over and over by Mystik
Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!!
Neil Headman - Mystik repeatedly slamming Agent-Xs down! He could break his nose!! Currently this match is all Mystik! Lock up... Mystik with an armdrag takedown.
Brett Clark - Agent-X is moving back to his feet Cover by Agent-X ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Mystik. Agent-X with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Quick cover by Agent-X Mystik kicks out before the one count! Agent-X's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Mystik is to quick! Agent-X dives on to Mystik and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Mystik!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!
Brett Clark - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Mystik makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Figure four attempt by Agent-X. Mystik kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Mystik! Cover by Agent-X ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Mystik has his foot on the ropes! Agent-X comes down across the back of Mystik with a double axe handle!! Mystik just can't make it to his feet! Boston crab being applied by Agent-X ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Mystik got out of that at the last second!
Brett Clark - Mystik sure could use some help now. Agent-X with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! We're not seeing much offense from Mystik.
Jenna Jameson - Agent-X picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Agent-X out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Mystik went down quick! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call!
Neil Headman - Mystik lunging toward Agent-X and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Mystik!! Mystik with repeated boots to the knee of Agent-X. Working the leg! Mystik is moving back to his feet Cover by Mystik ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Agent-X has his foot on the ropes!
Brett Clark - Agent-X hops back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by Agent-X stuns Mystik.
Jenna Jameson - Agent-X charges in with a shoulder, which takes Mystik off his feet. Agent-X lifting Mystik into position for something. He devastated the neck of Mystik with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Jessie Wild - Mystik is stumbling. Quick cover by Agent-X Mystik kicks out before the one count! Good moves by Agent-X. Mystik moving back to his feet Agent-X scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Cover by Agent-X ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Mystik has his foot on the ropes! Figure four attempt by Agent-X. Mystik kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Mystik! The Bone Thugs come down the aisle Agent-X sees them coming and challanges them to get in the ring. They stand there and taunt him.
Brett Clark - Mystik is on his feet he gets behind Agent-X and rolls him into a cradle. The hell with this.(Brett Clark drops his headset and jumps into the ring.)
Jenna Jameson - Bill Dunn counts 1.....2.... Brett Clark drops an elbow on Mystik. Billy Dunn is calling for the bell. The Bone Thugs storm the ring Brett Clark tries to fight them off but there are too many. Here comes Elite Inc racing down the aisle. They hit the ring we gotta brawl going folks. Security is running down the aisle. Were out of time see you on Monday.
