Jenna Jameson - Hello Everyone, we're coming to you live from a sold out Meadowlands - East Rutherford, NJ, for WCW Thursday Thunder!! It's gonna a be a great card! Let's get down to the ring for our first match.
(the lights go out and the pyros explode as Get At Me Dawg begins to
play, and the Tru Tank Dawgs appear to be heading towards the ring. Hardcore has a mic)
Hardcore: yo Peacock whats gonna happen tonight in ur match against Cold Blood Mike Bauce,
just means that i want u to hold onto the title a little bit longer, so when u face my boy
Wyte Rice. he can whoop ur ass for the US title.(Wyte Rice gets the mic)
Wyte Rice: yo wuz up. Kane & Able if ya'l don't win tonight there is no rematch unless
we, the L.O.D. autherize it. j/k.(K-Dogg wants the mic)
K-Dogg: let me get a word in on this OJLA LE ARRIVA LA RASA (the crowd mimics K-Dogg), u
know that the Tru Tank Dawgs r BOUT IT BOUT IT and ROWDY ROWDY. yo mimic u got lucky that
our match didn't happen tonight as planned but it will happen on Saturday. when i get u in
the Techilla Sunrise u'll be tapping out quickly.(Saturn gets the mic)
Saturn: hey Dangerous David Neel i have the night off tonight and luckily so do u. but we
will fight so u betterbeware of the DVD.(the arena fills with smoke as Saturn tosses the
mic down, and Get At Me Dawg begins to play. the Tru Tank Dawgs dissappear from the ring)
Doom
Vs
Ginuwine
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW International Championship [Give Me The World plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Miami Fl, weighing 220 Doom.
[Doom makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 195 pounds, [Fans cheer as Ginuwine walks out] Giiinuuuwiiineee!!!
[Ginuwine walks to the ring.]
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jessie Wild - Doom charging Ginuwine ... clothesli NO! Ginuwine counters with a backdrop at the last second!! Ginuwine with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Neil Headman - We're not seeing much offense from Doom. Doom is stumbling. Doom moving to his feet. Ginuwine kicks him back down!
Jenna Jameson - Quick cover by Ginuwine Doom kicks out before the one count! Ginuwine with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Neil Headman - Doom climbing back to his feet, Ginuwine moves in... Vertical Suplex! Pinning combination by Ginuwine ...1 ...2 ... Doom grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Doom needs to try for a comeback!
Jenna Jameson - Doom lunging toward Ginuwine and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Doom!! Doom is moving back to his feet Cover by Doom ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Ginuwine has his foot on the ropes!
Jessie Wild - Someone is coming out of the audience it's Vito he's got a chair and he rocks Doom with it. Doom is stunned!
Neil Headman - Ginuwine drops a knee on lower leg of Doom! Ginuwine repeatedly slamming Dooms down! He could break his nose!! Leg drop across the throat of Doom! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Well Ginuwine just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Ginuwine. Ginuwine is moving back to his feet
Jessie Wild - Doom is ROCKED with a big elbow! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Ginuwine lifting Doom into position for something. He devastated the neck of Doom with a Tombstone type piledriver. Figure four attempt by Ginuwine. Doom kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Doom! Ginuwine out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Doom went down quick!
Jessie Wild - Doom hops back to his feet. Doom picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Doom with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Cover by Doom ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Ginuwine. Ginuwine is stumbling.
Jenna Jameson - Doom out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Ginuwine went down quick! Ginuwine is ROCKED with a big elbow! Pinning combination by Doom ...1 ...2 ... Ginuwine grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Figure four attempt by Doom. Ginuwine kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Ginuwine!
Neil Headman - Ginuwine hops back to his feet. Ginuwine picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Doom.
Jenna Jameson - Doom is stumbling. Ginuwine with the hair of Doom.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! BlasphemyDoom is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[Ginuwine won the match in 17 minutes and 51 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Giiinuuuwiiineee
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Brett Clark
Vs
Mystik
Mark Turner - This next match is a an Extreme Match!...
Mark Turner - [Welcome to the Jungle starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Brantford Ontario Canada, weighing in at 230 pounds, He stands 6'1", accompanied to the ring by Lucious Lisa, Breeett Claaark!!!!
[Brett Clark makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give Me The World starts to play A sign reads "Mystik will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Hialeah Fl, the WCW KOTR Champion Introducing Mystik.
[Mystik walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - Mystik applys a standing bear hug, lifts Brett Clark up and drops him down!!
Neil Headman - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! Mystik stomping the face of Brett Clark. There's no need for that! Mystik pulling Brett Clark back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark charging Mystik ... clothesli NO! Mystik counters with a backdrop at the last second!! Mystik is applying a chair to the ankle of Brett Clark! Off the top on to the chair!!
Jessie Wild - That will about do it for that ankle.
Neil Headman - Mystik is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark Got out of it! He's lucky! This match is anything goes!! Mystik has a chair driving it into the leg of Brett Clark,
Jessie Wild - he's trying for some permenate damage!! Mystik stomping the face of Brett Clark into the mat!! Mystik is draping Brett Clark over the bottom ring rope. Choking him out on it!!
Neil Headman - If Brett Clark gives up Mystik could win the match like that!
Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Brett Clark comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Brett Clark's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Mystik is to quick! Brett Clark has a chair driving it into the leg of Mystik,
Neil Headman - he's trying for some permenate damage!!
Jenna Jameson - [Camera switches to the aisle Blizzard is walking down to the ring] Looks like Blizzard is going to involve himself in this match. Blizzard hops in the ring and levels Mystik!!
Jessie Wild - Good moves by Brett Clark. Brett Clark out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Mystik went down quick! Mystik sure could use some help now. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Brett Clark stomping the face of Mystik into the mat!!
Jenna Jameson - Mystik lunging toward Brett Clark and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Mystik!! Mystik Stomping away at the chest of Brett Clark! Lock up... Mystik with an armdrag takedown. Brett Clark taking an onslaught of punishment! Mystik is pounding away at his entire body! Mystik rocks him with a forearm!!
Jessie Wild - A huge boot to the face sends Mystik off his feet! Brett Clark driving a knee into the spinal area of Mystiks back!! Brett Clark repeatedly slamming Mystiks down! He could break his nose!! Brett Clark spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Mystik
Neil Headman - Mystiks face is being slammed over and over by Brett Clark
Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Brett Clark is moving back to his feet Brett Clark is on top of Mystik biting his forehead!! My God! Brett Clark pulling Mystik back to his feet. Brett Clark levels Mystik with a foot to the face.
Jessie Wild - Brett Clark is applying a chair to the ankle of Mystik! Off the top on to the chair!!
Neil Headman - That will about do it for that ankle. Brett Clark is pumeling Mystik on the ground!! That's insane!! Brett Clark is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling Mystik into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!! Brett Clark's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Mystik is to quick! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Mystiks head is being beaten to a pulp with some kind of spiked object!
Neil Headman - Brett Clark is ruthless!!
Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark sends Mystik over the top into the gaurd rail! Mystik busted his head on that one!
Jessie Wild - Brett Clark is pulling him back in! Brett Clark with the hair of Mystik.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!
Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark is trying to pull Mystik back to his feet. Mystik with an eye gouge!! Down goes Brett Clark! We're not seeing much offense from Brett Clark. Mystik is all over Brett Clark! He's choking him out!! Brett Clark won't be able to take that for long! Mystik is applying a chair to the ankle of Brett Clark! Off the top on to the chair!!
Jessie Wild - That will about do it for that ankle. Mystik is on top of Brett Clark biting his forehead!! My God! Mystik is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling Brett Clark into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!!
Neil Headman - Mystik's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Brett Clark is to quick! Brett Clark needs to try for a comeback! Brett Clark moving back to his feet Mystik scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Mystik is choking Brett Clark with the middle ring rope!!
Jessie Wild - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Brett Clark takes the chair and drives it straight into the face of Mystik! Brett Clark stomping the face of Mystik into the mat!! Brett Clark is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Mystik Got out of it! He's lucky!
Jenna Jameson - Mystik hops back to his feet. Mystik takes the chair and drives it straight into the face of Brett Clark! Mystik has a chair driving it into the leg of Brett Clark,
Jessie Wild - he's trying for some permenate damage!! Mystik stomping the face of Brett Clark into the mat!! What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call!
Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Brett Clark Has some brass knuckles he's picked up from somewhere.
Jessie Wild - He's bloodied Mystiks face pretty good with it. Brett Clark is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling Mystik into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!! Mystiks head is being beaten to a pulp with some kind of spiked object!
Neil Headman - Brett Clark is ruthless!!
Jenna Jameson - Good moves by Brett Clark. Mystik needs to try for a comeback! Brett Clark picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Brett Clark is choking Mystik with the middle ring rope!!
Jessie Wild - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. Brett Clark is on top of Mystik biting his forehead!! My God! Boston crab being applied by Brett Clark ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Mystik got out of that at the last second!
Jessie Wild - What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call! Brett Clark pulling Mystik back to his feet. Brett Clark sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! So Jenna Jameson what do you think about Brett Clark?
Jenna Jameson - Oh me? I love him.
Jessie Wild - Well thanks for your input. Mystik taunting Brett Clark a bit. OHHHHH Brett Clark with a big scoop slam!! What's Mystik gonna say to that? Mystik moving back to his feet Brett Clark scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Neil Headman - Brett Clark stomping the face of Mystik into the mat!! Brett Clark's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Mystik is to quick! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Brett Clark sends Mystik over the top into the gaurd rail! Mystik busted his head on that one!
Neil Headman - Brett Clark is pulling him back in! Mystik is out cold! Mystik sure could use some help now.
Jenna Jameson - Brett Clark dives on to Mystik and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Mystik!
Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Brett Clark has a chair driving it into the leg of Mystik,
Neil Headman - he's trying for some permenate damage!! The Lethal Leg TrapMystik is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[Brett Clark won the match in 26 minutes and 47 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Breeett Claaark
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Crimson Beast Kane
Vs
Krypt
Mark Turner - This next match is a a First Blood Match...
Mark Turner - [Kanes Theme starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 330 pounds, He stands 7'0", Criiimsooon Beeeaaast Kaaaneee!!!!
[Crimson Beast Kane makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Get At Me Dawg starts to play Boos and Krypt sucks chants fill the arena.] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Hialeah, Fl, Krypt!!!
[Krypt walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane charging at Krypt.
Neil Headman - Krypt's with a back body drop, NO Crimson Beast Kane reverses into a Piledriver!! Krypt charging Crimson Beast Kane ... clothesli NO! Crimson Beast Kane counters with a backdrop at the last second!!
Jenna Jameson - Krypt needs to try for a comeback! Krypt is out cold! Crimson Beast Kane levels Krypt with a chair!
Jessie Wild - Now he's working the knee with the chair!!
Neil Headman - Krypt is ROCKED with a big elbow! Crimson Beast Kane is choking Krypt with the middle ring rope!! Powerbomb onto a chair by Crimson Beast Kane!!
Jessie Wild - Krypt is being double teamed now!! Finally Undertaker is headed back to the locker room.
Neil Headman - One things for sure folks, someone is going to bleed.
Jenna Jameson - And it isn't going to be me!! Crimson Beast Kane out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Krypt went down quick! Crimson Beast Kane is laying a chair out in the ring! Pulling Krypt into position. PILEDRIVER onto the steel chair!! We're not seeing much offense from Krypt. What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Crimson Beast Kane comes down across the back of Krypt with a double axe handle!! Krypt just can't make it to his feet!
Neil Headman - Crimson Beast Kane is trying to pull Krypt back to his feet. Krypt with an eye gouge!! Down goes Crimson Beast Kane! Krypt has a chair driving it into the leg of Crimson Beast Kane,
Jenna Jameson - he's trying for some permenate damage!!
Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane hops back to his feet. Tie up... snap suplex by Crimson Beast Kane. Nicely executed move. Crimson Beast Kane is moving back to his feet
Neil Headman - This match is all about one thing. BLOOD! Crimson Beast Kane is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Krypt Got out of it! He's lucky! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! I have no idea why someone would sign for one of these matches! Krypt moving back to his feet Crimson Beast Kane scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jenna Jameson - Krypt hops back to his feet. Krypt attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Crimson Beast Kane tries for some of his own and Krypt blocks and applys a standing armbar!
Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane isn't going to give up to that! Krypt charging at Crimson Beast Kane.
Neil Headman - Crimson Beast Kane's with a back body drop, NO Krypt reverses into a Piledriver!! Knee lift by Krypt takes Crimson Beast Kane to the ground. Krypt comes down across the back of Crimson Beast Kane with a double axe handle!! Crimson Beast Kane just can't make it to his feet! Powerbomb onto a chair by Krypt!!
Jenna Jameson - Crimson Beast Kane hops back to his feet. Crimson Beast Kane Has some brass knuckles he's picked up from somewhere. Crimson Beast Kane is draping Krypt over the bottom ring rope. Choking him out on it!! Crimson Beast Kane is on top of Krypt biting his forehead!! My God! Crimson Beast Kane lifting Krypt into position for something. He devastated the neck of Krypt with a Tombstone type piledriver. Who will lose Jessie Wild? I'd say Krypt from the looks of things now.
Jessie Wild - Crimson Beast Kane is applying a chair to the ankle of Krypt! Off the top on to the chair!!
Neil Headman - That will about do it for that ankle. Crimson Beast Kane biting Krypt on the back of the leg. Krypt's trying to escape the hold... He's out!! What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Crimson Beast Kane is pumeling Krypt on the ground!! That's insane!! Crimson Beast Kane sends Krypt over the top into the gaurd rail! Krypt really hit his head on that one!
Jessie Wild - Any blood? Crimson Beast Kane is pulling him back in! What a punishing match!
Neil Headman - Krypt lunging toward Crimson Beast Kane and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Krypt!! Leg drop across the throat of Crimson Beast Kane! Crimson Beast Kanes face is being slammed over and over by Krypt
Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Undertaker is in the ring from out of no where!! He levels Billy Dunn from behind. Krypt pulled a blade out of his tights the Undertaker grabs it and slashes Krypt with it. The Undertaker rolls out of the ring and heads back to the locker room. Billy Dunn gets up and sees Krypt bleeeeding. Ring the bell!! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[Crimson Beast Kane won the match in 20 minutes and 24 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Crimson Beast Kane
Bizzy Bone
Vs
Eric Riley
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Coming down the aisle, weighing 222 pounds, [fans hold up Bizzy Bone sucks signs] Bizzy Bone.
[Bizzy Bone makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [The Big Thump starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Eric Riley. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Daytona Beach Fl, Followed to the ring by Lucious Lisa, Introducing Eriiic Riiileeey!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Eric Riley walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - Bizzy Bone sends Eric Riley to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Eric Riley. Bizzy Bone picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Bizzy Bone is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Eric Riley Got out of it! He's lucky!
Jenna Jameson - Eric Riley hops back to his feet. Eric Riley with a snapmare take down! Bizzy Bone needs to try for a comeback!
Jessie Wild - Eric Riley's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Bizzy Bone is to quick! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Bizzy Bone makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Jessie Wild - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. Eric Riley out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Bizzy Bone went down quick! Eric Riley lifting Bizzy Bone into position for something. He devastated the neck of Bizzy Bone with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Jenna Jameson - Eric Riley with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Bizzy Bone moving to his feet. Eric Riley kicks him back down!
Jessie Wild - Cover by Eric Riley ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Bizzy Bone. Eric Riley picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Bizzy Bone is out cold! Eric Riley comes down across the back of Bizzy Bone with a double axe handle!! Bizzy Bone just can't make it to his feet!
Neil Headman - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Quick cover by Eric Riley Bizzy Bone kicks out before the one count! Pinning combination by Eric Riley ...1 ...2 ... Bizzy Bone grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Jessie Wild - Bizzy Bone is ROCKED with a big elbow! What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call! Cover by Eric Riley ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Bizzy Bone has his foot on the ropes! Eric Riley pulling Bizzy Bone back to his feet. Test of strength, Bizzy Bone has a slight advantage .... Eric Riley coming back ... Eric Riley scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Eric Riley with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Jessie Wild - Bizzy Bone hops back to his feet. Eric Riley goes spinning as Bizzy Bone connects with a german uppercut! Huge Bulldog by Bizzy Bone may have broken some of Eric Rileys teeth!
Neil Headman - Eric Riley sure could use some help now. Eric Riley moving to his feet. Bizzy Bone kicks him back down! Good moves by Bizzy Bone. Figure four attempt by Bizzy Bone. Eric Riley kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Eric Riley! 7th SignBizzy Bone goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Bizzy Bone won the match in 18 minutes and 44 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Biiizzy Boooneee
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Fang
Vs
Krayzie Bone
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Chicago Street Fight...
Mark Turner - [California Luv starts to play "Fang" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Long Beach Ca, Faaang!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Fang makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 225 pounds, [fans hold up Krayzie Bone sucks signs] Krayzie Bone.
[Krayzie Bone walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Krayzie Bone is taking over from the start.
Oh! Fang got nailed by Krayzie Bone nailing him with a hockey stick!!! [Ding, Ding, Ding]
Neil Headman - Krayzie Bone is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Fang Got out of it! He's lucky! Fang moving to his feet. Krayzie Bone kicks him back down!
Jessie Wild - Fang moving back to his feet Krayzie Bone scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Figure four attempt by Krayzie Bone. Fang kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Fang! Krayzie Bone dives on to Fang and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Fang!
Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Fang climbing back to his feet, Krayzie Bone moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Jessie Wild - Fang hops back to his feet. Fang levels Krayzie Bone with a foot to the face. Fang out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Krayzie Bone went down quick! Figure four attempt by Fang. Krayzie Bone kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Krayzie Bone!
Jenna Jameson - Krayzie Bone hops back to his feet. Krayzie Bone tries to throw Fang against a garbage can but he reverses it! Krayzie Bone is out!
Jessie Wild - Fang is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Krayzie Bone Got out of it! He's lucky! Krayzie Bone needs to try for a comeback!
Jenna Jameson - Krayzie Bone lunging toward Fang and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Krayzie Bone!! Krayzie Bone spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Fang
Jessie Wild - Krayzie Bone driving a knee into the spinal area of Fangs back!! Krayzie Bone with repeated boots to the knee of Fang. Working the leg! Krayzie Bone drops a knee on lower leg of Fang! A huge boot to the face sends Fang off his feet!
Neil Headman - Krayzie Bone taking an onslaught of punishment! Fang is pounding away at his entire body! Leg drop across the throat of Krayzie Bone! Krayzie Bones face is being slammed over and over by Fang
Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Fang Stomping away at the chest of Krayzie Bone!
Jessie Wild - Fang repeatedly slamming Krayzie Bones down! He could break his nose!! Fang is moving back to his feet This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. Fang's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Krayzie Bone is to quick! Boston crab being applied by Fang ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Krayzie Bone got out of that at the last second!
Neil Headman - Fang is trying to pull Krayzie Bone back to his feet. Krayzie Bone with an eye gouge!! Down goes Fang! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No. Krayzie Bone's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Fang is to quick! Krayzie Bone pulling Fang back to his feet. a pin on Krayzie Bone out of nowhere! 1...2...REVERSED!...1...2..3!!! Krayzie Bone wins!!!
[Krayzie Bone won the match in 14 minutes and 47 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Kraaayziiieee Boooneee
Layzie Bone
Vs
Solo
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Boos and Layzie Bone sucks chants fill the arena.] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Cleveland Oh, Laaayziiieee Boooneee!!!
[Layzie Bone makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 156 pounds, [Fans cheer as Solo walks out] Sooolooo!!!
[Solo walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Layzie Bone is taking over from the start.
So Neil Headman what do you think about Layzie Bone?
Neil Headman - Oh me? I hate him.
Jenna Jameson - Well thanks for your input. [Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jessie Wild - Lockup, Oh Layzie Bone with a cheap shot. Down goes Solo. Layzie Bone applys a headlock and bulldogs Solo to the ground!
Neil Headman - Solos face is being slammed over and over by Layzie Bone
Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Layzie Bone drops a knee on lower leg of Solo! Currently this match is all Layzie Bone! Solo taking an onslaught of punishment! Layzie Bone is pounding away at his entire body!
Jessie Wild - Layzie Bone spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Solo
Neil Headman - Well Layzie Bone just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Layzie Bone. Lock up... Layzie Bone with an armdrag takedown. Layzie Bone measuring him up elbow smash! Layzie Bone is moving back to his feet
Jenna Jameson - Solo hops back to his feet. Solo scoops him up fall away slam!!! Solo picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Layzie Bone moving to his feet. Solo kicks him back down! Cover by Solo ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Layzie Bone.
Jessie Wild - Layzie Bone lunging toward Solo and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Layzie Bone!! Layzie Bone driving a knee into the spinal area of Solos back!! Leg drop across the throat of Solo! Layzie Bone driving a knee into the spinal area of Solos back!! Layzie Bone Stomping away at the chest of Solo! A huge boot to the face sends Solo off his feet!
Neil Headman - Solo taking an onslaught of punishment! Layzie Bone is pounding away at his entire body! Solos face is being slammed over and over by Layzie Bone
Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Layzie Bone repeatedly slamming Solos down! He could break his nose!! Leg drop across the throat of Solo! Currently this match is all Layzie Bone! Layzie Bone spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Solo
Jessie Wild - Solo drops a knee on lower leg of Layzie Bone! Lock up... Solo with an armdrag takedown. Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Well Solo just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Solo. Solo measuring him up elbow smash! Layzie Bones face is being slammed over and over by Solo
Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Solo is moving back to his feet
Jessie Wild - Layzie Bone is ROCKED with a big elbow! Figure four attempt by Solo. Layzie Bone kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Layzie Bone! Solo with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Jessie Wild - Layzie Bone hops back to his feet. Solo is dazed! Layzie Bone sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!!
Neil Headman - Layzie Bone scoops him up fall away slam!!! Layzie Bone with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! sassinLayzie Bone goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Layzie Bone won the match in 16 minutes and 44 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Laaayziiieee Boooneee
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Sabotage
Vs
Wish Bone
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Sabotage steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 225 pounds, from Sydney Australlia, Saaaboootaaageee!!!!!!!!!!!
[Sabotage makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Thug Luv starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Cleveland Oh, weighing in at 240 pounds, He stands 6'4", Wish Bone.
[Wish Bone walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Sabotage is taking over from the start.
Sabotage scoops him up fall away slam!!! [Ring, Ring, Ring]
Neil Headman - Wish Bone needs to try for a comeback! Sabotage pulling Wish Bone back to his feet. Sabotage connects with a chop to the chest of Wish Bone. Sabotage levels Wish Bone with a foot to the face. Sabotage with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Jessie Wild - Sabotage is trying to pull Wish Bone back to his feet. Wish Bone with an eye gouge!! Down goes Sabotage! Wish Bone lifting Sabotage into position for something. He devastated the neck of Sabotage with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Neil Headman - Sabotage hops back to his feet. Wish Bone is dazed! Kick to the gut knocks Wish Bone out of balance. Sabotage follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! Wish Bone moving back to his feet Sabotage scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jenna Jameson - Wish Bone is ROCKED with a big elbow! Sabotage out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Wish Bone went down quick!
Jessie Wild - Wish Bone is stumbling. Pinning combination by Sabotage ...1 ...2 ... Wish Bone grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Sabotage is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Wish Bone Got out of it! He's lucky! Sabotage comes down across the back of Wish Bone with a double axe handle!! Wish Bone just can't make it to his feet! What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Figure four attempt by Sabotage. Wish Bone kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Wish Bone!
Neil Headman - Wish Bone lunging toward Sabotage and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Wish Bone!! Wish Bone spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Sabotage
Jenna Jameson - Currently this match is all Wish Bone! Wish Bone is moving back to his feet Cover by Wish Bone ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Sabotage.
Jessie Wild - This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. Wish Bone comes down across the back of Sabotage with a double axe handle!! Sabotage just can't make it to his feet! Wish Bone out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Sabotage went down quick!
Jenna Jameson - Sabotage hops back to his feet. Sabotage sends Wish Bone into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Quick cover by Sabotage Wish Bone kicks out before the one count! Sabotage out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Wish Bone went down quick! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No. Cover by Sabotage ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Wish Bone has his foot on the ropes!
Neil Headman - Sabotage is trying to pull Wish Bone back to his feet. Wish Bone with an eye gouge!! Down goes Sabotage! Wish Bone with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Strate jacketWish Bone goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Wish Bone won the match in 17 minutes and 53 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Wiiish Boooneee
Flesh-n-Bone
Vs
Mad Max
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Thug Luv plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Cleveland Oh, weighing 220 Flesh-n-Bone.
[Flesh-n-Bone makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, Accompanied by Lucious Lisa, weighing 255 pounds, [Fans cheer as Mad Max walks out] Maaad Maaax!!!
[Mad Max walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - So Neil Headman what do you think about Flesh-n-Bone?
Neil Headman - Oh me? I hate him.
Jenna Jameson - Well thanks for your input. Knee to the stomach sends Mad Max to the mat! Figure four attempt by Flesh-n-Bone. Mad Max kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Mad Max! Flesh-n-Bone is all over Mad Max! He's choking him out!! Mad Max won't be able to take that for long!
Neil Headman - Mad Max hops back to his feet. Repeated chops to the chest by Mad Max, down goes Flesh-n-Bone. Mad Max's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Flesh-n-Bone is to quick! Flesh-n-Bone needs to try for a comeback! Cover by Mad Max ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Flesh-n-Bone has his foot on the ropes!
Jessie Wild - Flesh-n-Bone lunging toward Mad Max and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Flesh-n-Bone!! Mad Maxs face is being slammed over and over by Flesh-n-Bone
Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!! Flesh-n-Bone with repeated boots to the knee of Mad Max. Working the leg! Flesh-n-Bone measuring him up elbow smash! Flesh-n-Bone is moving back to his feet Cover by Flesh-n-Bone ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Mad Max has his foot on the ropes!
Jenna Jameson - Quick cover by Flesh-n-Bone Mad Max kicks out before the one count! Flesh-n-Bone's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Mad Max is to quick! Mad Max moving back to his feet Flesh-n-Bone scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Flesh-n-Bone lifting Mad Max into position for something. He devastated the neck of Mad Max with a Tombstone type piledriver. Cover by Flesh-n-Bone ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Mad Max. Mad Max needs to try for a comeback!
Neil Headman - What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Mad Max sure could use some help now. Flesh-n-Bone with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. Boston crab being applied by Flesh-n-Bone ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Mad Max got out of that at the last second!
Jessie Wild - Flesh-n-Bone is all over Mad Max! He's choking him out!! Mad Max won't be able to take that for long! Mad Max climbing back to his feet, Flesh-n-Bone moves in... Vertical Suplex! Mad Max is ROCKED with a big elbow! Flesh-n-Bone with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Neil Headman - We're not seeing much offense from Mad Max. Flesh-n-Bone dives on to Mad Max and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Mad Max!
Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!!
Jessie Wild - Flesh-n-Bone pulling Mad Max back to his feet. Flesh-n-Bone sends Mad Max to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Mad Max. Figure four attempt by Flesh-n-Bone. Mad Max kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Mad Max!
Jenna Jameson - Mad Max hops back to his feet. lock up Flesh-n-Bone gets the upper edge setting Mad Max up for a piledriver.
Jessie Wild - Mad Max counters back body drop! Gives Mad Max the advantage again! Cover by Mad Max ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Flesh-n-Bone has his foot on the ropes! Pinning combination by Mad Max ...1 ...2 ... Flesh-n-Bone grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Flesh-n-Bone climbing back to his feet, Mad Max moves in... Vertical Suplex! Mad Max picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Neil Headman - Flesh-n-Bone hops back to his feet. Mad Max is trying an to get back offensive.
Jenna Jameson - He's charging at Flesh-n-Bone and Flesh-n-Bone sends him down with a hip toss! RiotMad Max is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[Flesh-n-Bone won the match in 12 minutes and 18 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Fleeesh-n-Boooneee
The Canadian Crippler
Vs
Wyte Rice
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Barbwire Cage Match...
Mark Turner - [The Canadian Crippler steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 234 pounds, from Vancouver BC, Theee Caaanaaadiiiaaan Criiippleeer!!!!!!!!!!!
[The Canadian Crippler makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give Me The World starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Hialeah Fl, weighing in at 205 pounds, He stands 6'3", Wyte Rice.
[Wyte Rice walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice is taking over from the start.
Test of strength, The Canadian Crippler has a slight advantage .... Wyte Rice coming back ... Wyte Rice scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! [Ding, Ding, Ding]
Neil Headman - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Wyte Rice stomping the face of The Canadian Crippler. There's no need for that!
Jessie Wild - The Canadian Crippler hops back to his feet. A dazed Wyte Rice is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. Set up for a neckbreaker, The Canadian Crippler pulls it off and drops Wyte Rice like yesterdays newspaper!
Neil Headman - Wyte Rice lunging toward The Canadian Crippler and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Wyte Rice!! Wyte Rice drops a knee on lower leg of The Canadian Crippler!
Jenna Jameson - Leg drop across the throat of The Canadian Crippler! Wyte Rice repeatedly slamming The Canadian Cripplers down! He could break his nose!! A huge boot to the face sends The Canadian Crippler off his feet! Currently this match is all Wyte Rice! Lock up... Wyte Rice with an armdrag takedown.
Jessie Wild - The Canadian Crippler Stomping away at the chest of Wyte Rice! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Well The Canadian Crippler just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say The Canadian Crippler. The Canadian Crippler driving a knee into the spinal area of Wyte Rices back!! Wyte Rices face is being slammed over and over by The Canadian Crippler
Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!!
Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice is moving back to his feet Wyte Rice's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on The Canadian Crippler is to quick! Wyte Rice out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! The Canadian Crippler went down quick! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No. There's puddles of blood all over the mat I have no Idea how they'll clean it up.
Jessie Wild - The Canadian Crippler hops back to his feet. The Canadian Crippler charges in with a shoulder, which takes Wyte Rice off his feet.
Neil Headman - Wyte Rice hops back to his feet. The Canadian Crippler goes spinning as Wyte Rice connects with a german uppercut! Test of strength, The Canadian Crippler has a slight advantage .... Wyte Rice coming back ... Wyte Rice scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! The Canadian Crippler moving to his feet. Wyte Rice kicks him back down!
Jenna Jameson - The Canadian Crippler hops back to his feet. Wyte Rice goes spinning as The Canadian Crippler connects with a german uppercut! The Canadian Crippler picks Wyte Rice up into a firemans carry.
Jessie Wild - OH NO!! Driving him head first into the steel!! There's puddles of blood all over the mat I have no Idea how they'll clean it up.
Neil Headman - Wyte Rice lunging toward The Canadian Crippler and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Wyte Rice!! A huge boot to the face sends The Canadian Crippler off his feet! Wyte Rice drops a knee on lower leg of The Canadian Crippler! Lock up... Wyte Rice with an armdrag takedown. Currently this match is all Wyte Rice!
Jenna Jameson - The Canadian Crippler with repeated boots to the knee of Wyte Rice. Working the leg! Wyte Rices face is being slammed over and over by The Canadian Crippler
Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! The Canadian Crippler driving a knee into the spinal area of Wyte Rices back!! The Canadian Crippler is moving back to his feet Wyte Rice climbing back to his feet, The Canadian Crippler moves in... Vertical Suplex! The Canadian Crippler is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Wyte Rice Got out of it! He's lucky!
Jenna Jameson - Wyte Rice is out cold! The Canadian Crippler's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Wyte Rice is to quick! Folks this Cage is constructed completely of BARBWIRE!! You need to understand this cage is made of barbed wire!! Both men are covered in blood this is insane!!
Neil Headman - What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! This match may be too dangerous. Figure four attempt by The Canadian Crippler. Wyte Rice kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Wyte Rice!
Neil Headman - Wyte Rice is drenched in blood!! Wyte Rice sure could use some help now. The Canadian Crippler dives on to Wyte Rice and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Wyte Rice!
Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Wyte Rice moving back to his feet The Canadian Crippler scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! The Canadian Crippler out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Wyte Rice went down quick! We're not seeing much offense from Wyte Rice.
Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice lunging toward The Canadian Crippler and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Wyte Rice!! Lock up... Wyte Rice with an armdrag takedown. Wyte Rice with repeated boots to the knee of The Canadian Crippler. Working the leg!
Neil Headman - Currently this match is all Wyte Rice! Wyte Rice is moving back to his feet Wyte Rice stomping the face of The Canadian Crippler. There's no need for that! Both men are covered in blood this is insane!! The Canadian Crippler is stumbling.
Jenna Jameson - The Canadian Crippler hops back to his feet. The Canadian Crippler took Wyte Rice's head and slammed it in to the barbwire cage!!
Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice is out cold! There's puddles of blood all over the mat I have no Idea how they'll clean it up. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. You need to understand this cage is made of barbed wire!! The Canadian Crippler is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Wyte Rice Got out of it! He's lucky! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call!
Neil Headman - Wyte Rice hops back to his feet. Wyte Rice slings The Canadian Crippler into the cage!! The Canadian Crippler is bleeding from his back! Wyte Rice dives on to The Canadian Crippler and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of The Canadian Crippler!
Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Wyte Rice stomps The Canadian Cripplers head into a puddle of his own blood! The Canadian Crippler is finished. He hasn't moved for 20 seconds.
Jessie Wild: Taz is making his way to the ring with the Cruiserweight Belt in his hands.
Neil Headman: He's in the ring and...OH MY GOD, he just hit Wyte
Rice over the head with the Belt.
Jenna Jameson: He almost took Wyte Rice's head off with that shot.
Jessie Wild: Taz grabs a mic.
*Standing over Wyte Rice's limp body*
Taz: Wyte Rice, you were right it wasn't over.
*He picks up Wyte Rice and slaps the Tazmission on him. WCW security runs out and tries to
get Wyte Rice free. After about 1-2 minutes you here a loud pop and Wyte Rice starts
screaming in agony. Taz finally lets go.*
Taz: Now it's over.
*He drops the mic on Wyte Rice and exits the ring area.*
[Wyte Rice won the match in 28 minutes and 22 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Wyteee Riiiceee
Goldberg
Vs
Vito
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - [Goldbergs Music starts to play "Goldberg" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Atlanta Ga, Goooldbeeerg!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Goldberg makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give Me The World starts to play A sign reads "Vito will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Chicago Il, Introducing Vito.
[Vito walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Vito is taking over from the start.
Kick to the gut knocks Goldberg out of balance. Vito follows up with a running knee lift to take him down!! [Ding, Ding, Ding]
Neil Headman - Goldberg is ROCKED with a big elbow! What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Goldberg sure could use some help now. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Goldberg makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Neil Headman - Goldberg hops back to his feet. So Jenna Jameson what do you think about Goldberg?
Jenna Jameson - Oh me? I hate him.
Jessie Wild - Well thanks for your input. A kick to the face takes Vito off his feet. Cover by Goldberg ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Vito. Vito is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Neil Headman - Vito lunging toward Goldberg and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Vito!! Goldberg taking an onslaught of punishment! Vito is pounding away at his entire body! Vito with repeated boots to the knee of Goldberg. Working the leg! Leg drop across the throat of Goldberg! Vito is moving back to his feet
Jenna Jameson - Goldberg hops back to his feet. They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Goldberg comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Pinning combination by Goldberg ...1 ...2 ... Vito grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Jessie Wild - Good moves by Goldberg. Goldberg dives on to Vito and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Vito!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Goldberg out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Vito went down quick! Figure four attempt by Goldberg. Vito kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Vito! Quick cover by Goldberg Vito kicks out before the one count!
Jessie Wild - Vito lunging toward Goldberg and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Vito!! Vito measuring him up elbow smash! Vito repeatedly slamming Goldbergs down! He could break his nose!! Goldbergs face is being slammed over and over by Vito
Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!!
Jenna Jameson - Vito spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Goldberg
Jessie Wild - Good call!
Neil Headman - Goldberg hops back to his feet. lock up Vito gets the upper edge setting Goldberg up for a piledriver.
Jenna Jameson - Goldberg counters back body drop! Gives Goldberg the advantage again! Goldberg picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Goldberg's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Vito is to quick!
Neil Headman - Vito hops back to his feet. Vito charges in with a shoulder, which takes Goldberg off his feet.
Jenna Jameson - Goldberg hops back to his feet. Goldberg picks him up and dumps Vito on his head! Goldberg hooks a boston crab
Jessie Wild - Can he turn him over???
Neil Headman - YESS!! Now will Vito tap out?? Billy Dunn is asking him, and He does!! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell.
[Goldberg won the match in 20 minutes and 57 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Goooldbeeerg
Ken Shamrock
Vs
Mystik
Mark Turner - This next match is a a First Blood Match...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW KOTR Championship [Victory plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Mississippi, weighing 225 He is Keeen Shaaamrooock!!!
[Ken Shamrock makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give Me The World starts to play A sign reads "Mystik will lose!"] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Hialeah Fl, the WCW KOTR Champion Introducing Mystik.
[Mystik walks to the ring.]
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Jessie Wild - Mystik applys a headlock and bulldogs Ken Shamrock to the ground! Ken Shamrock taking an onslaught of punishment! Mystik is pounding away at his entire body! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Well Mystik just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Mystik. A huge boot to the face sends Ken Shamrock off his feet!
Jenna Jameson - Mystik is moving back to his feet Mystik's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Ken Shamrock is to quick!
Neil Headman - Mystik out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Ken Shamrock went down quick! Ken Shamrock is ROCKED with a big elbow! Ken Shamrock is stumbling. Mystik sends Ken Shamrock over the top into the gaurd rail! Ken Shamrock really hit his head on that one!
Jenna Jameson - Any blood? Mystik is pulling him back in! This match is anything goes!! Until someone bleeds! Mystik is draping Ken Shamrock over the bottom ring rope. Choking him out on it!!
Jessie Wild - Ken Shamrock hops back to his feet. Mystik goes spinning as Ken Shamrock connects with a german uppercut!
Neil Headman - Ken Shamrock picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Mystik is ROCKED with a big elbow! Mystik sure could use some help now. This match is all about one thing. BLOOD!
Jessie Wild - Mystik lunging toward Ken Shamrock and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Mystik!! Lock up... Mystik with an armdrag takedown. Mystik with repeated boots to the knee of Ken Shamrock. Working the leg! Mystik spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Ken Shamrock
Neil Headman - Currently this match is all Mystik! Mystik repeatedly slamming Ken Shamrocks down! He could break his nose!! Ken Shamrock taking an onslaught of punishment! Mystik is pounding away at his entire body! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Well Mystik just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Mystik. Ken Shamrocks face is being slammed over and over by Mystik
Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!!
Neil Headman - Mystik is moving back to his feet Mystik's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Ken Shamrock is to quick! Mystik is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Ken Shamrock Got out of it! He's lucky! What a punishing match! Mystik biting Ken Shamrock on the back of the leg. Ken Shamrock's trying to escape the hold... He's out!! These matches can leave serious scars!
Neil Headman - Ken Shamrock hops back to his feet. Mystik is removing a turnbuckle pad. Ken Shamrock attacks from behind. Slamming his head into the bare steel!!
Jenna Jameson - Mystik lunging toward Ken Shamrock and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Mystik!! Mystik measuring him up elbow smash! Mystik takes the blade to Ken Shamrock neck. Ken Shamrock is trying to fight back with lefts and rights. Ken Shamrock Fell to the ground. He's bleeding!!!
Jessie Wild - This match is over. Get some help for Ken Shamrock!
[Mystik won the match in 21 minutes and 28 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Mystiiik
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Da Squad
Vs
Perfection
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Introducing first, coming down the aisle, Da Squad , they weigh in at over 400 pounds!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, the team of Perfection!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like The Incredible Hulk is going to start this match against Chris Jerhico.
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Neil Headman - Chop to the kidney area by Chris Jerhico stuns The Incredible Hulk. Chris Jerhico connects with a chop to the chest of The Incredible Hulk. lock up The Incredible Hulk gets the upper edge setting Chris Jerhico up for a piledriver.
Jenna Jameson - Chris Jerhico counters back body drop! Gives Chris Jerhico the advantage again!
Jessie Wild - Tag by The Incredible Hulk. Glacier will go at it now.
Neil Headman - Tie up... snap suplex by Chris Jerhico. Nicely executed move. Chris Jerhico drops a knee on lower leg of Glacier!
Jenna Jameson - Glacier tags in The Incredible Hulk.
Jessie Wild - Chris Jerhico driving a knee into the spinal area of The Incredible Hulks back!! Chris Jerhico Stomping away at the chest of The Incredible Hulk! Chris Jerhico repeatedly slamming The Incredible Hulks down! He could break his nose!! Lock up... Chris Jerhico with an armdrag takedown. Atomic Drop by Chris Jerhico send The Incredible Hulk to the ground!
Neil Headman - Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Well Chris Jerhico just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Chris Jerhico. The Incredible Hulk taking an onslaught of punishment! Chris Jerhico is pounding away at his entire body! Currently this match is all Chris Jerhico!
Jessie Wild - Chris Jerhicos face is being slammed over and over by The Incredible Hulk
Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!! The Incredible Hulk is moving back to his feet Cover by The Incredible Hulk ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Chris Jerhico has his foot on the ropes! Chris Jerhico sure could use some help now. Figure four attempt by The Incredible Hulk. Chris Jerhico kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Chris Jerhico! The Incredible Hulk with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Neil Headman - The Incredible Hulk out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Chris Jerhico went down quick! Chris Jerhico climbing back to his feet, The Incredible Hulk moves in... Vertical Suplex! Quick cover by The Incredible Hulk Chris Jerhico kicks out before the one count! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Jessie Wild - Chris Jerhico makes the tag, Paragon is coming in.
Neil Headman - Closed fists to the face of The Incredible Hulk! Those are devastating!!! Huge Bulldog by Paragon may have broken some of The Incredible Hulks teeth! The Incredible Hulk is ROCKED with a big elbow! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No. Pinning combination by Paragon ...1 ...2 ... The Incredible Hulk grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! The Incredible Hulk climbing back to his feet, Paragon moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Jessie Wild - We've got a tag by The Incredible Hulk which brings Glacier into the match.
Neil Headman - Paragon picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Paragon pulling Glacier back to his feet. Paragon sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Paragon sends Glacier to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Glacier.
Jenna Jameson - Paragon comes down across the back of Glacier with a double axe handle!! Glacier just can't make it to his feet! Boston crab being applied by Paragon ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Glacier got out of that at the last second!
Neil Headman - Tag by Glacier. The Incredible Hulk will go at it now.
Jenna Jameson - Figure four attempt by Paragon. The Incredible Hulk kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of The Incredible Hulk! Paragon out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! The Incredible Hulk went down quick! Paragon lifting The Incredible Hulk into position for something. He devastated the neck of The Incredible Hulk with a Tombstone type piledriver. Roll up by Paragon pins The Incredible Hulks shoulders to the mat.
Neil Headman - He could have him right now! Billy Dunn ...ONE ...TWO ...THREE!!!
[Perfection won the match in 12 minutes and 27 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Peeerfeeectiiiooon
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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8 Man Tag Match
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Introducing first, the team of Tru Tank Dawgs!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, weighing in at over 10 hundred pounds, the team consisting of M.O.B.!!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Saturn is going to start this match against Da Don.
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Neil Headman - Set up for a neckbreaker, Da Don pulls it off and drops Saturn like yesterdays newspaper! What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Saturn is ROCKED with a big elbow! Saturn sure could use some help now. Saturn climbing back to his feet, Da Don moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Jessie Wild - Saturn hops back to his feet. Kick to the stomach by Saturn sends Da Don down!
Neil Headman - Da Don hops back to his feet. Tie up... snap suplex by Da Don. Nicely executed move. Da Don drops a knee on lower leg of Saturn! Da Don Stomping away at the chest of Saturn!
Jenna Jameson - Saturn goes back to his corner and tags in Hardcore.
Jessie Wild - Da Don hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Hardcore! Those are devastating!!! Da Don picks him up and dumps Hardcore on his head! Figure four attempt by Da Don. Hardcore kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Hardcore!
Jenna Jameson - Da Don is going to his corner, he tags in Fiend.
Jessie Wild - Fiend is trying to pull Hardcore back to his feet. Hardcore with an eye gouge!! Down goes Fiend! Fiend moving back to his feet Hardcore scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Figure four attempt by Hardcore. Fiend kicks him off quick.
Neil Headman - That could have been the end of Fiend! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Jessie Wild - The tag was made and Hardcore is going out, Saturn is coming in.
Neil Headman - Fiends face is being slammed over and over by Saturn
Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Saturn with repeated boots to the knee of Fiend. Working the leg! Lock up... Saturn with an armdrag takedown. Fiend taking an onslaught of punishment! Saturn is pounding away at his entire body!
Jessie Wild - Saturn driving a knee into the spinal area of Fiends back!! Currently this match is all Saturn! Atomic Drop by Saturn send Fiend to the ground! A huge boot to the face sends Fiend off his feet! Saturn spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Fiend
Neil Headman - Saturns face is being slammed over and over by Fiend
Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Fiend is moving back to his feet Fiend comes down across the back of Saturn with a double axe handle!! Saturn just can't make it to his feet! Fiend's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Saturn is to quick!
Neil Headman - What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Fiend pulling Saturn back to his feet. Test of strength, Saturn has a slight advantage .... Fiend coming back ... Fiend scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Fiend dives on to Saturn and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Saturn!
Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Fiend out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Saturn went down quick!
Neil Headman - Fiend is trying to pull Saturn back to his feet. Saturn with an eye gouge!! Down goes Fiend! Pinning combination by Saturn ...1 ...2 ... Fiend grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Cover by Saturn ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Fiend. Fiend moving back to his feet Saturn scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Saturn is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Fiend Got out of it! He's lucky!
Jessie Wild - Fiend is going to his corner, he tags in Da Don.
Neil Headman - Saturn sends Da Don into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! Quick cover by Saturn Da Don kicks out before the one count! Saturn with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Da Don needs to try for a comeback! Saturn lifting Da Don into position for something. He devastated the neck of Da Don with a Tombstone type piledriver. Saturn comes down across the back of Da Don with a double axe handle!! Da Don just can't make it to his feet!
Jessie Wild - Da Don hops back to his feet. Saturn is trying an to get back offensive.
Neil Headman - He's charging at Da Don and Da Don sends him down with a hip toss! Saturn sure could use some help now.
Jenna Jameson - Tag by Da Don. Taz will go at it now.
Jessie Wild - Saturn lunging toward Taz and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Saturn!! A huge boot to the face sends Taz off his feet! Saturn spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Taz
[Tru Tank Dawgs won the match in 25 minutes and 29 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Truuu Taaank Daaawgs
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Ravishing Rob Reynolds
Vs
Solo
Mark Turner - This next match is a HELL in the CELL Match...
Mark Turner - Coming to the ring at this time, [I'm Too Sexy Begins...][the crowd erupts!! The whole place is on their feet]coming from San Diego Ca, standing 6'2", weighing 230, coming to the ring with Chasey, Lets hear it for Raaaviiishiiing Rooob Reeeynooolds!!!
[Ravishing Rob Reynolds makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Born To Be Wild starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Solo. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Winnipeg Man, Introducing Sooolooo!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Solo walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Solo is taking over from the start.
Closed fists to the face of Ravishing Rob Reynolds! Those are devastating!!! [Ding, Ding, Ding]
Neil Headman - Repeated chops to the chest by Solo, down goes Ravishing Rob Reynolds. Solo stumbles to the ground.
Jenna Jameson - Ravishing Rob Reynolds drops a knee on lower leg of Solo! Leg drop across the throat of Solo! My GOD look at the blood in the ring!! Ravishing Rob Reynolds repeatedly slamming Solos down! He could break his nose!!
Jessie Wild - Lock up... Solo with an armdrag takedown. Ravishing Rob Reynoldss face is being slammed over and over by Solo
Neil Headman - That could cave in his face!! Solo rocks him with a forearm!! Currently this match is all Solo! Solo Stomping away at the chest of Ravishing Rob Reynolds!
Jenna Jameson - A huge boot to the face sends Ravishing Rob Reynolds off his feet! Atomic Drop by Solo send Ravishing Rob Reynolds to the ground! Solo driving a knee into the spinal area of Ravishing Rob Reynoldss back!! Ravishing Rob Reynolds is drenched in blood!!
Jessie Wild - Solo taking an onslaught of punishment! Ravishing Rob Reynolds is pounding away at his entire body! Ravishing Rob Reynolds is moving back to his feet This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. Ravishing Rob Reynolds sends Solo over the top into the steel! Solo busted his head on that one!
Jenna Jameson - Ravishing Rob Reynolds is pulling him back in! Ravishing Rob Reynolds is applying a chair to the ankle of Solo! Off the top on to the chair!!
Jessie Wild - That will about do it for that ankle. Lock up Ravishing Rob Reynolds sends Solo flying over the ropes and into the CELL!! Ravishing Rob Reynolds goes after him. Throws him back in the ring!!
Neil Headman - Solo hops back to his feet. Solo levels Ravishing Rob Reynolds with a foot to the face. What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Figure four attempt by Solo. Ravishing Rob Reynolds kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Ravishing Rob Reynolds! This could be a carreer ender!
Neil Headman - Ravishing Rob Reynoldss head is being beaten to a pulp with some kind of spiked object!
Jenna Jameson - Solo is ruthless!! Solo's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Ravishing Rob Reynolds is to quick! This match is anything goes!! Solo is pumeling Ravishing Rob Reynolds on the ground!! That's insane!!
Neil Headman - Solo goes to the outside. Ohhh he wrapped Ravishing Rob Reynoldss leg around the ring post! This is HELL IN A CELL!! Boston crab being applied by Solo ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Ravishing Rob Reynolds got out of that at the last second! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! I'm glad I'm not in there with those men!
Neil Headman - Ravishing Rob Reynolds hops back to his feet. Ravishing Rob Reynolds charges in with a shoulder, which takes Solo off his feet. Ravishing Rob Reynolds is climbing the inside of the Cell!! Solo is layed out in the middle of the ring. Ravishing Rob Reynolds drops off the top of the cell on to Solo! Lock up... Ravishing Rob Reynolds with an armdrag takedown. Solo is drenched in blood!!
Jenna Jameson - Solos face is being slammed over and over by Ravishing Rob Reynolds
Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! Ravishing Rob Reynolds spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Solo
Neil Headman - Leg drop across the throat of Solo! Ravishing Rob Reynolds driving a knee into the spinal area of Solos back!! Ravishing Rob Reynolds is moving back to his feet Ravishing Rob Reynolds out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Solo went down quick!
Jenna Jameson - Solo hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Solo pulls it off and drops Ravishing Rob Reynolds like yesterdays newspaper!
Jessie Wild - Ravishing Rob Reynolds hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Ravishing Rob Reynolds may have broken some of Solos teeth! Good moves by Ravishing Rob Reynolds. What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call! Ravishing Rob Reynolds is climbing the side of the cage. Atomic Elbow onto Solo.
Jenna Jameson - Lateral Press count by Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ...3
Jessie Wild - THREEE
Neil Headman - THREEE!!
[Ravishing Rob Reynolds won the match in 23 minutes and 59 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Raaaviiishiiing Rooob Reeeynooolds
Chris Jerhico
Vs
The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan
Mark Turner - This next match is a "I QUIT" match...
Mark Turner - [Chris Jerhico steps out of the entrance area, the crowd boos, a fan holds a "Chris Jerhico will lose!!" sign in front of the camera] Coming down the aisle, weighing 224 pounds, from Calgary Alberta, the man you love to hate, Chriiis Jeeerhiiicooo!!!!!!!!!!!
[Chris Jerhico makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, Coming down the aisle, weighing 219 pounds, [Fans cheer as The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan walks out] Theee Taaactiiitiiiaaan Daaarryl Suuulliiivaaan!!!
[The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan walks to the ring.]
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jessie Wild - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on Chris Jerhico's chest! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan Has some brass knuckles he's picked up from somewhere.
Neil Headman - He's bloodied Chris Jerhicos face pretty good with it.
Jenna Jameson - Chris Jerhico hops back to his feet. The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan goes spinning as Chris Jerhico connects with a german uppercut!
Jessie Wild - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan is dazed! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan charging Chris Jerhico ... clothesli NO! Chris Jerhico counters with a backdrop at the last second!! Good moves by Chris Jerhico. Chris Jerhico is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan Got out of it! He's lucky!
Jenna Jameson - Chris Jerhico stomping the face of The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan. There's no need for that! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Chris Jerhico is on top of The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan biting his forehead!! My God!
Neil Headman - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan hops back to his feet. The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan pulled a blade out of his tights and slashed Chris Jerhicos arm! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan charging at Chris Jerhico.
Jenna Jameson - Chris Jerhico's with a back body drop, NO The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan reverses into a Piledriver!!
Jessie Wild - Chris Jerhico is removing a turnbuckle pad. The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan attacks from behind. Slamming his head into the bare steel!! This match is anything goes!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan lifting Chris Jerhico into position for something. He devastated the neck of Chris Jerhico with a Tombstone type piledriver. What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Chris Jerhico moving to his feet. The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan kicks him back down!
Jessie Wild - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan is trying to pull Chris Jerhico back to his feet. Chris Jerhico with an eye gouge!! Down goes The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan! Chris Jerhico is all over The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan! He's choking him out!! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan won't be able to take that for long! Chris Jerhico with the hair of The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No. This match is anything goes!! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jessie Wild - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan hops back to his feet. The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan attacking with a set of jabs to the chest, Chris Jerhico tries for some of his own and The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan blocks and applys a standing armbar!
Neil Headman - Chris Jerhico isn't going to give up to that! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Chris Jerhico.
Jenna Jameson - Chris Jerhico hops back to his feet. Tie up... snap suplex by Chris Jerhico. Nicely executed move. The Tactitian Darryl Sullivans face is being slammed over and over by Chris Jerhico
Jessie Wild - That could cave in his face!! Chris Jerhico repeatedly slamming The Tactitian Darryl Sullivans down! He could break his nose!! Chris Jerhico rocks him with a forearm!!
Neil Headman - Currently this match is all The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan! Leg drop across the throat of Chris Jerhico! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan takes the chair to the back of Chris Jerhico. Chris Jerhico quits thats it the match is over.
[The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan won the match in 18 minutes and 3 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Theee Taaactiiitiiiaaan Daaarryl Suuulliiivaaan
The Excaliburs
Vs
No Limit
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Introducing first, coming down the aisle, at at weight of over 5 hundred pounds! The team of The Excaliburs!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, weighing in at over 5 hundred pounds, the team consisting of No Limit!!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Randy Reno is going to start this match against Fiend.
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Neil Headman - Repeated chops to the chest by Fiend, down goes Randy Reno. Cover by Fiend ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Randy Reno. Randy Reno is ROCKED with a big elbow! Quick cover by Fiend Randy Reno kicks out before the one count! Figure four attempt by Fiend. Randy Reno kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Randy Reno!
Jessie Wild - Fiend pulling Randy Reno back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Fiend pulls it off and drops Randy Reno like yesterdays newspaper! We're not seeing much offense from Randy Reno.
Neil Headman - We've got a tag by Fiend which brings Vito into the match.
Jenna Jameson - Vito with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Randy Reno is stumbling. Randy Reno moving back to his feet Vito scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Randy Reno climbing back to his feet, Vito moves in... Vertical Suplex! Vito picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Vito dives on to Randy Reno and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Randy Reno!
Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!!
Neil Headman - Randy Reno hops back to his feet. They're punching it out, Vito with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Randy Reno counters with a right of his own! Down goes Vito! Vito is stumbling.
Jenna Jameson - Vito lunging toward Randy Reno and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Vito!! Vito with repeated boots to the knee of Randy Reno. Working the leg! Leg drop across the throat of Randy Reno!
Jessie Wild - Currently this match is all Vito! Randy Reno taking an onslaught of punishment! Vito is pounding away at his entire body! Vito measuring him up elbow smash! Lock up... Vito with an armdrag takedown. Vito spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Randy Reno
Neil Headman - Well Vito just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Vito.
Jenna Jameson - Tag by Vito brings Fiend into the match.
Jessie Wild - Randy Reno hops back to his feet. Randy Reno picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Fiend. What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call! We're not seeing much offense from Fiend. Randy Reno out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Fiend went down quick! Randy Reno's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Fiend is to quick!
Jessie Wild - Fiend is ROCKED with a big elbow! Good moves by Randy Reno. Randy Reno is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Fiend Got out of it! He's lucky! Boston crab being applied by Randy Reno ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Fiend got out of that at the last second! Randy Reno pulling Fiend back to his feet.
Jessie Wild - Randy Reno is going to his corner, he tags in Vinnie Vegas.
Neil Headman - Vinnie Vegas scoops slams Fiend and boy did he hit hard!! Cover by Vinnie Vegas ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Fiend has his foot on the ropes!
Jenna Jameson - Fiend hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Vinnie Vegas! Those are devastating!!! Big TimerFiend goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[No Limit won the match in 13 minutes and 52 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Nooo Liiimiiit
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Cold Blooded Mike Bauce, and The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan
Vs
Glacier, Goldberg, and Ken Shamrock
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - Introducing first, coming down the aisle, at at weight of over 5 hundred pounds! The team of Cold Blooded Mike Bauce, and The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, coming down the aisle, Glacier, Goldberg, and Ken Shamrock, they weigh in at over 700 pounds!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan is going to start this match against Ken Shamrock.
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Neil Headman - Knee to the stomach sends The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan to the mat! Ken Shamrock pulling The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan back to his feet.
Jenna Jameson - Ken Shamrock is on the attack with a series of knife edge chops. Welts are forming on The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan's chest! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan is dazed! They're punching it out, The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Ken Shamrock counters with a right of his own! Down goes The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan! Boston crab being applied by Ken Shamrock ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan got out of that at the last second!
Neil Headman - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan hops back to his feet. Diving forearm sends Ken Shamrock to the mat!! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan with repeated boots to the knee of Ken Shamrock. Working the leg! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan driving a knee into the spinal area of Ken Shamrocks back!! Atomic Drop by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan send Ken Shamrock to the ground!
Jenna Jameson - Leg drop across the throat of Ken Shamrock! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan repeatedly slamming Ken Shamrocks down! He could break his nose!!
Jessie Wild - Ken Shamrock is going to his corner, he tags in Goldberg.
Neil Headman - Goldberg lifting The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan into position for something. He devastated the neck of The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan with a Tombstone type piledriver. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Goldberg is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan Got out of it! He's lucky!
Neil Headman - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan hops back to his feet. The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan applys a standing bear hug, lifts Goldberg up and drops him down!!
Jenna Jameson - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! Goldberg climbing back to his feet, The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan moves in... Vertical Suplex! We're not seeing much offense from Goldberg. Goldberg is stumbling. Good moves by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan.
Jessie Wild - Cover by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Goldberg. Pinning combination by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan ...1 ...2 ... Goldberg grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Goldberg moving back to his feet The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jenna Jameson - The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan comes down across the back of Goldberg with a double axe handle!! Goldberg just can't make it to his feet! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Goldberg makes it out.
Jessie Wild - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Goldberg is ROCKED with a big elbow! The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan dives on to Goldberg and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Goldberg!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!!
Jenna Jameson - Tag by The Tactitian Darryl Sullivan. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce will go at it now.
Jessie Wild - Boston crab being applied by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Goldberg got out of that at the last second! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Goldberg went down quick!
Jenna Jameson - Tag by Goldberg. Ken Shamrock will go at it now.
Jessie Wild - Ken Shamrock hops back to his feet. They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Ken Shamrock comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Ankle LockCold Blooded Mike Bauce is tapping out, he just couldn't take it anymore! Billy Dunn is calling for the bell!
[Ken Shamrock won the match in 17 minutes and 28 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Keeen Shaaamrooock
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Casper
Vs
Steve Austin
Mark Turner - This next match is a "I QUIT" match...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW Can-Am Champion ship [Give me The World starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Manhattan Ny, weighing in at 230 pounds, He stands 6'3", he is the WCW Television Champion!, Casper.
[Casper makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Iron Man plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle with The Commadant, from Victoria Tx, weighing 260 The WCW Can-Am Champion . Steve Austin.
[Steve Austin walks to the ring.]
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jessie Wild - Casper levels Steve Austin with a foot to the face. Bad Ass needs to try for a comeback!
Neil Headman - Steve Austin is out cold! Casper is pumeling Bad Ass on the ground!! That's insane!! Casper lifting Steve Austin into position for something. He devastated the neck of Bad Ass with a Tombstone type piledriver. Casper is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Steve Austin Got out of it! He's lucky! Casper has a chair driving it into the leg of Steve Austin,
Jessie Wild - he's trying for some permenate damage!!
Neil Headman - Bad Ass moving back to his feet Casper scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Steve Austin is stumbling. Steve Austins head is being beaten to a pulp with some kind of spiked object!
Jenna Jameson - Casper is ruthless!! Casper is draping Steve Austin over the bottom ring rope. Choking him out on it!!
Jessie Wild - If Steve Austin gives up Casper could win the match like that! Casper comes down across the back of Steve Austin with a double axe handle!! Bad Ass just can't make it to his feet!
Neil Headman - Someone is walking down to the ring . . . It is The Canadian Crippler what is he doing here?? Casper sees him and The Canadian Crippler nails him with some kind of object.
Jenna Jameson - The Canadian Crippler is running to the back!
Jessie Wild - Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Well Steve Austin just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Steve Austin. Steve Austin measuring him up elbow smash! My GOD look at the blood in the ring!!
Jenna Jameson - A huge boot to the face sends Steve Austin off his feet! Casper drops a knee on lower leg of Bad Ass! Casper is moving back to his feet Casper is choking Steve Austin with the middle ring rope!!
Jessie Wild - Casper is on top of Bad Ass biting his forehead!! My God! Casper pulling Steve Austin back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by Casper stuns Bad Ass. Casper sends Steve Austin to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Bad Ass.
Neil Headman - Casper is trying to pull Steve Austin back to his feet. Bad Ass with an eye gouge!! Down goes Casper! Steve Austin out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Casper went down quick! Bad Ass has a cable choking Casper out with it. Casper is tapping out! He has to say I Quit.
Jenna Jameson - His head was ready to explode!! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Casper climbing back to his feet, Steve Austin moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Neil Headman - Casper is ROCKED with a big elbow! Bad Ass is pumeling Casper on the ground!! That's insane!! Steve Austin sends Casper over the top into the gaurd rail! Casper busted his head on that one!
Jenna Jameson - Steve Austin is pulling him back in!
Jessie Wild - Casper hops back to his feet. Casper now stalking behind Steve Austin rake to the back!!
Neil Headman - Look at the pain on Bad Asss face! Casper Has some brass knuckles he's picked up from somewhere.
Jenna Jameson - He's bloodied Steve Austins face pretty good with it. Boston crab being applied by Casper ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Steve Austin got out of that at the last second! Casper has a chair driving it into the leg of Bad Ass,
Neil Headman - he's trying for some permenate damage!! Steve Austin moving back to his feet Casper scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jenna Jameson - Steve Austin hops back to his feet. Casper taunting Steve Austin a bit. OHHHHH Steve Austin with a big scoop slam!! What's Casper gonna say to that? Bad Ass is draping Casper over the bottom ring rope. Choking him out on it!!
Jessie Wild - If Casper gives up Steve Austin could win the match like that! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. Steve Austin's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Casper is to quick! Casper sure could use some help now.
Jessie Wild - Casper needs to try for a comeback! Steve Austin levels Casper with a chair!
Neil Headman - Now he's working the knee with the chair!! Steve Austin is putting a chair around Caspers head. He's jumping on Casper's trapped head!! Casper said I QUIT!!!!
[Steve Austin won the match in 12 minutes and 33 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Steeeveee Auuustiiin
10 Man Tag Match
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner -This is for the WCW Stable Title Introducing first, coming down the aisle, Bone Thugs, they weigh in at over 1000 pounds!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, currently headed to the ring, at a total combined weight of 1170, the team of M.O.B. Gambino!!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Layzie Bone is going to start this match against Ginuwine.
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Neil Headman - Chop to the kidney area by Ginuwine stuns Layzie Bone. Ginuwine scoops him up fall away slam!!! Layzie Bone moving to his feet. Ginuwine kicks him back down! Ginuwine with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Figure four attempt by Ginuwine. Layzie Bone kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Layzie Bone! What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call!
Jenna Jameson - Layzie Bone hops back to his feet. Layzie Bone slamming the head of Ginuwine into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4]
Jessie Wild - Ginuwine hops back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Ginuwine may have broken some of Layzie Bones teeth!
Neil Headman - We're not seeing much offense from Layzie Bone. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No. Ginuwine out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Layzie Bone went down quick! Layzie Bone moving back to his feet Ginuwine scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Layzie Bone is out cold!
Neil Headman - Ginuwine is trying to pull Layzie Bone back to his feet. Layzie Bone with an eye gouge!! Down goes Ginuwine! Layzie Bone lifting Ginuwine into position for something. He devastated the neck of Ginuwine with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Jenna Jameson - Ginuwine is stumbling. Ginuwine is out cold! Good moves by Layzie Bone. Ginuwine is ROCKED with a big elbow! Layzie Bone is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Ginuwine Got out of it! He's lucky!
Neil Headman - Ginuwine hops back to his feet. They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Ginuwine comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Quick cover by Ginuwine Layzie Bone kicks out before the one count! Pinning combination by Ginuwine ...1 ...2 ... Layzie Bone grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Ginuwine with the hair of Layzie Bone.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!
Jessie Wild - The tag was made and Layzie Bone is going out, Mystik is coming in.
Neil Headman - They're punching it out, Ginuwine with a left... right... left ... another! Block by Mystik counters with a right of his own! Down goes Ginuwine! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No. Cover by Mystik ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Ginuwine. Mystik stomping the face of Ginuwine. There's no need for that! Mystik with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Neil Headman - Mystik comes down across the back of Ginuwine with a double axe handle!! Ginuwine just can't make it to his feet! Pinning combination by Mystik ...1 ...2 ... Ginuwine grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Ginuwine moving to his feet. Mystik kicks him back down! Mystik dives on to Ginuwine and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Ginuwine!
Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Ginuwine climbing back to his feet, Mystik moves in... Vertical Suplex! Ginuwine moving back to his feet Mystik scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jessie Wild - Cover by Mystik ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Ginuwine has his foot on the ropes! What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call! Mystik out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Ginuwine went down quick! Mystik is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jenna Jameson - Ginuwine Got out of it! He's lucky! Good moves by Mystik. Ginuwine is out cold!
Jessie Wild - Mystik with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! We're not seeing much offense from Ginuwine. Boston crab being applied by Mystik ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Ginuwine got out of that at the last second! Mystik with the hair of Ginuwine.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No.
Jenna Jameson - Ginuwine hops back to his feet. Ginuwine sends Mystik into the ropes and follows in with a clothsline! We're not seeing much offense from Mystik. Ginuwine picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Pinning combination by Ginuwine ...1 ...2 ... Mystik grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Jessie Wild - Casper wants in the ring and Ginuwine tags him in.
Neil Headman - Mystik hops back to his feet. Mystik slamming the head of Casper into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4]
Jenna Jameson - Mystik picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Casper needs to try for a comeback! Mystik lifting Casper into position for something. He devastated the neck of Casper with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Jessie Wild - Mystik is trying to pull Casper back to his feet. Casper with an eye gouge!! Down goes Mystik! Mystik climbing back to his feet, Casper moves in... Vertical Suplex! Casper with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Casper out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Mystik went down quick! Mystik is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Neil Headman - Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Casper is all over Mystik! He's choking him out!! Mystik won't be able to take that for long! Figure four attempt by Casper. Mystik kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Mystik!
Neil Headman - Tag by Casper. Kane will go at it now.
Jenna Jameson - What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Mystik moving back to his feet Kane scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Mystik needs to try for a comeback! Kane pulling Mystik back to his feet. Kane slamming the head of Mystik into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4]
Neil Headman - Mystik is stumbling. Kane with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Boston crab being applied by Kane ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Mystik got out of that at the last second!
Jessie Wild - Cover by Kane ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Mystik. Kane pulling Mystik back to his feet. Final RideKane goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[M.O.B. Gambino won the match in 25 minutes and 48 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... M.O.B. Gaaambiiinooo
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Sting
Vs
Hardcore
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW European Championship [Sting's Music starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Sting. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Parts Unknown, Introducing Stiiing!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Sting makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Where My Dawgs At plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Hialeah Fl, weighing 220 The WCW European Champion. Hardcore.
[Hardcore walks to the ring.]
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jessie Wild - A dazed Hardcore is trying for something, but I'm not sure what. Set up for a neckbreaker, Sting pulls it off and drops Hardcore like yesterdays newspaper! Hardcore moving to his feet. Sting kicks him back down! Sting dives on to Hardcore and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Hardcore!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Hardcore makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Cover by Sting ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Hardcore.
Jessie Wild - Hardcore hops back to his feet. Hardcore picks him up and dumps Sting on his head! Hardcore with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Neil Headman - That had to be two and seven eights!! Hardcore lifting Sting into position for something. He devastated the neck of Sting with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Jenna Jameson - Sting is ROCKED with a big elbow! Sting is stumbling. Hardcore pulling Sting back to his feet. Hardcore connects with a chop to the chest of Sting.
Jessie Wild - They tie up... We've got a struggle for power... Sting comes out on top with a reverse neck breaker. Cover by Sting ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Hardcore has his foot on the ropes! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. Hardcore is out cold! Hardcore is stumbling. Sting out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Hardcore went down quick!
Jenna Jameson - Boston crab being applied by Sting ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Hardcore got out of that at the last second! What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call!
Jenna Jameson - Hardcore lunging toward Sting and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Hardcore!! Hardcore Stomping away at the chest of Sting! Tie up... Who's gonna come out on top Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Well Hardcore just executed a beautiful spinning neck breaker so I'm gonna have to say Hardcore. Sting taking an onslaught of punishment! Hardcore is pounding away at his entire body! Hardcore spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Sting
Neil Headman - A huge boot to the face sends Sting off his feet! Hardcore with repeated boots to the knee of Sting. Working the leg! Hardcore drops a knee on lower leg of Sting! Lock up... Hardcore with an armdrag takedown. Hardcore is moving back to his feet
Jenna Jameson - Sting hops back to his feet. Sting levels Hardcore with a foot to the face. Hardcore sure could use some help now. Pinning combination by Sting ...1 ...2 ... Hardcore grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Jessie Wild - Hardcore hops back to his feet. Hardcore connects with a chop to the chest of Sting. Hardcore picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Sting. Hardcore's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Sting is to quick!
Jenna Jameson - Sting is stumbling. Sting needs to try for a comeback! PowerbombHardcore goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Hardcore won the match in 15 minutes and 9 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Haaardcoooreee
Abel, and Kane
Vs
Legion Of Doom
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner -This is for the WCW Can-Am Tag Team Titles Introducing first, headed to the ring is 435 pounds of flesh and muscle, the team of Abel, and Kane!!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents,the WCW Can-Am Tag Team Champions the team of Legion Of Doom!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Kane is going to start this match against Wyte Rice.
[The Bell Rings and the match officially begins]
Neil Headman - Wyte Rice and Kane are going to lock up. Wyte Rice has the advantage. Wyte Rice has him up in a vertical suplex!
Jenna Jameson - Kane was up there for quite a while! Wyte Rice lifting Kane into position for something. He devastated the neck of Kane with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Jessie Wild - Kane hops back to his feet. Kane picks him up and dumps Wyte Rice on his head! Cover by Kane ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Wyte Rice has his foot on the ropes!
Neil Headman - Kane is trying to pull Wyte Rice back to his feet. Wyte Rice with an eye gouge!! Down goes Kane! Kane is stumbling.
Jenna Jameson - Kane goes back to his corner and tags in Abel.
Jessie Wild - lock up Abel gets the upper edge setting Wyte Rice up for a piledriver.
Neil Headman - Wyte Rice counters back body drop! Gives Wyte Rice the advantage again! Abel is ROCKED with a big elbow! Wyte Rice stomping the face of Abel. There's no need for that! Wyte Rice with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Abel is out cold! Wyte Rice is all over Abel! He's choking him out!! Abel won't be able to take that for long!
Jenna Jameson - Abel hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Abel pulls it off and drops Wyte Rice like yesterdays newspaper! Figure four attempt by Abel. Wyte Rice kicks him off quick.
Jessie Wild - That could have been the end of Wyte Rice! Abel's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Wyte Rice is to quick! Wyte Rice is ROCKED with a big elbow! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No.
Jessie Wild - Wyte Rice sure could use some help now. Wyte Rice moving to his feet. Abel kicks him back down! We're not seeing much offense from Wyte Rice. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Wyte Rice makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Jenna Jameson - Hardcore wants in the ring and Wyte Rice tags him in.
Jessie Wild - Set up for a neckbreaker, Hardcore pulls it off and drops Abel like yesterdays newspaper! Quick cover by Hardcore Abel kicks out before the one count!
Neil Headman - Abel climbing back to his feet, Hardcore moves in... Vertical Suplex! Hardcore dives on to Abel and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Abel!
Jenna Jameson - What an incredible series of punches!! Abel moving back to his feet Hardcore scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Abel moving to his feet. Hardcore kicks him back down! Abel is stumbling. Hardcore with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Neil Headman - Abel hops back to his feet. Abel with a snapmare take down! Abel with the hair of Hardcore.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Abel is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Hardcore Got out of it! He's lucky! Boston crab being applied by Abel ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Hardcore got out of that at the last second! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Jessie Wild - Hardcore hops back to his feet. Repeated chops to the chest by Hardcore, down goes Abel. Hardcore is all over Abel! He's choking him out!! Abel won't be able to take that for long! Hardcore picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! PowerbombHardcore goes for the cover, Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ...3
[Legion Of Doom won the match in 21 minutes and 5 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Leeegiiiooon Of Doooooom
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Hardcore
Vs
Casper
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW Television Championship Coming to the ring at this time, [Where My Dawgs At Begins...][Boos cover up the announcement]coming from Hialeah Fl, standing 6'6", weighing 220, He is the WCW European Champion!! Hardcore.
[Hardcore makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Give me The World plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Manhattan Ny, weighing 230 The WCW Television Champion. Casper.
[Casper walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Hardcore is taking over from the start.
Hardcore scoops him up fall away slam!!! [Ding, Ding, Ding]
Neil Headman - What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! We're not seeing much offense from Casper.
Jessie Wild - Casper hops back to his feet. We've got a stare down.
Neil Headman - They're circling like wild deer.. Running clothsline knocks Hardcore down hard!! Hardcore sure could use some help now. Casper is all over Hardcore! He's choking him out!! Hardcore won't be able to take that for long!
Jenna Jameson - Hardcore hops back to his feet. Hardcore sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Closed fists to the face of Casper! Those are devastating!!! Knee lift by Hardcore takes Casper to the ground.
Jessie Wild - [Camera switches to the aisle Diesel is walking down to the ring] Looks like Diesel is going to involve himself in this match. Diesel hops in the ring and levels Hardcore!!
Neil Headman - Atomic Drop by Casper send Hardcore to the ground! Hardcores face is being slammed over and over by Casper
Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Casper Stomping away at the chest of Hardcore! Hardcore taking an onslaught of punishment! Casper is pounding away at his entire body! Lock up... Casper with an armdrag takedown.
Jessie Wild - Casper repeatedly slamming Hardcores down! He could break his nose!! Leg drop across the throat of Hardcore! Casper driving a knee into the spinal area of Hardcores back!!
Neil Headman - Casper with repeated boots to the knee of Hardcore. Working the leg! Casper measuring him up elbow smash! Casper drops a knee on lower leg of Hardcore! Currently this match is all Casper!
Jenna Jameson - Someone is walking down to the ring . . . It is Brett Clark what is he doing here?? Casper sees him and Brett Clark nails him with some kind of object.
Jessie Wild - Brett Clark is running to the back!
Neil Headman - Hardcore is moving back to his feet What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Casper sure could use some help now. Hardcore is all over Casper! He's choking him out!! Casper won't be able to take that for long! Cover by Hardcore ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Casper has his foot on the ropes!
Jessie Wild - Casper hops back to his feet. Chop to the kidney area by Casper stuns Hardcore. Knee lift by Casper takes Hardcore to the ground. Pinning combination by Casper ...1 ...2 ... Hardcore grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Neil Headman - Casper is trying to pull Hardcore back to his feet. Hardcore with an eye gouge!! Down goes Casper! Hardcore's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Casper is to quick! Casper is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jessie Wild - Casper lunging toward Hardcore and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Casper!! Lock up... Casper with an armdrag takedown. Casper repeatedly slamming Hardcores down! He could break his nose!!
Neil Headman - Casper driving a knee into the spinal area of Hardcores back!! Hardcores face is being slammed over and over by Casper
Jenna Jameson - That could cave in his face!! Leg drop across the throat of Hardcore! Casper with repeated boots to the knee of Hardcore. Working the leg! Casper Stomping away at the chest of Hardcore! Hardcore taking an onslaught of punishment! Casper is pounding away at his entire body!
Jessie Wild - Hardcore drops a knee on lower leg of Casper! Hardcore spending quite a bit of time measuring him up. Falling fist to the chest of Casper
Neil Headman - Casper hops back to his feet. Casper levels Hardcore with a foot to the face. Cover by Casper ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Hardcore has his foot on the ropes! Casper is all over Hardcore! He's choking him out!! Hardcore won't be able to take that for long!
Jenna Jameson - Casper is trying to pull Hardcore back to his feet. Hardcore with an eye gouge!! Down goes Casper! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Hardcore is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Casper Got out of it! He's lucky! Casper needs to try for a comeback!
Jenna Jameson - Casper lunging toward Hardcore and knocking off his feet!! Desperation maneuver by Casper!! Casper measuring him up elbow smash! A huge boot to the face sends Hardcore off his feet! Hardcore slides out to the floor! Casper follows him. They're fighting in the aisle [..1..2] Casper sends Hardcore into the stands. [..6]
Jessie Wild - Hardcore just leveled him with a chair! [..9..10]
[Casper and Hardcore were both disqualified in 23 minutes and 56 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen this match has been rule a double disqualification!!
Glacier
Vs
Taz
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW Cruiserweight Champion ship Coming down the aisle, weighing 235 pounds, [Fans cheer as Glacier walks out] Glaaaciiieeer!!!
[Glacier makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Taz's Theme plays throughout the arena] On his way down the Aisle from Brooklyn, weighing 221 The WCW Cruiserweight Champion . He is Taaaz!!!
[Taz walks to the ring.]
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Jessie Wild - Glacier picks him up tilt-o-whirl Back Breaker!!! Glacier's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Taz is to quick! Taz moving back to his feet Glacier scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jenna Jameson - Glacier comes down across the back of Taz with a double axe handle!! Taz just can't make it to his feet! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Taz sure could use some help now. Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Taz makes it out.
Neil Headman - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts.
Jenna Jameson - Cover by Glacier ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Taz. Glacier with the hair of Taz.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Glacier pulling Taz back to his feet. lock up Taz gets the upper edge setting Glacier up for a piledriver.
Neil Headman - Glacier counters back body drop! Gives Glacier the advantage again! Taz climbing back to his feet, Glacier moves in... Vertical Suplex! Taz is out cold!
Jenna Jameson - Cover by Glacier ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Taz has his foot on the ropes! Quick cover by Glacier Taz kicks out before the one count! What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call!
Neil Headman - Taz hops back to his feet. Glacier is trying an to get back offensive.
Jenna Jameson - He's charging at Taz and Taz sends him down with a hip toss! Good moves by Taz. Glacier moving to his feet. Taz kicks him back down! Taz picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face!
Jessie Wild - Taz dives on to Glacier and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Glacier!
Neil Headman - What an incredible series of punches!! Taz's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Glacier is to quick! Taz out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Glacier went down quick! Pinning combination by Taz ...1 ...2 ... Glacier grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Glacier needs to try for a comeback! Taz with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Neil Headman - Glacier hops back to his feet. Glacier applys a standing bear hug, lifts Taz up and drops him down!!
Jenna Jameson - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! Cover by Glacier ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Taz. Glacier comes down across the back of Taz with a double axe handle!! Taz just can't make it to his feet!
Jessie Wild - Taz hops back to his feet. Taz sends him stumbling with a thunderous blow to the head!! Huge Bulldog by Taz may have broken some of Glaciers teeth! Taz with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!! Taz with the hair of Glacier.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!!
Jenna Jameson - Glacier climbing back to his feet, Taz moves in... Vertical Suplex! Glacier is out cold! Glacier is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Jessie Wild - Glacier hops back to his feet. Test of strength, Taz has a slight advantage .... Glacier coming back ... Glacier scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Jenna Jameson - Taz hops back to his feet. Taz scoops him up fall away slam!!! Glacier moving back to his feet Taz scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Taz lifting Glacier into position for something. He devastated the neck of Glacier with a Tombstone type piledriver. Taz picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Pinning combination by Taz ...1 ...2 ... Glacier grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Jessie Wild - Taz's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Glacier is to quick! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No. Glacier needs to try for a comeback! Cover by Taz ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Glacier. Cover by Taz ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Glacier has his foot on the ropes! Boston crab being applied by Taz ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Glacier got out of that at the last second!
Neil Headman - Taz out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Glacier went
down quick! Glacier is stumbling. Glacier moving to his feet. Taz kicks him back down!
Quick cover by Taz Glacier kicks out before the one count! The Tactician runs down the
aisle with a wooden chair and just as Taz is setting Glacier up for the Tazmission, The
Tactician nails him with the chair. The wood flies everywhere. Of course this results in a
DQ. Glacier is pissed off because he lost a shot at the title and attacks The Tactician.
The Tactician eventually gets him into the Pressure Cooker and Glacier is writhing in
pain. The Tactician grabs the mic from Neil Headman and speaks. "Taz, you know damn
well that I am not only one of the best submission wrestlers in WCW, but also the best
CRUISERWEIGHT in WCW! So I want to put my Pressure Cooker up against your Tazmission in an
I Quit Match for the Cruiserweight Title at Halloween Havoc. You better accept or you will
get the same punishment every time you step into the ring." With that, The Tactician
throws the mic down and walks back up the aisle. The crowd is starting to cheer, probably
not for !
Taz or The Tactician specifically, but because they know that two of the best submission
artists in wrestling history will hook up at Halloween Havoc.
[Glacier won the match in 18 minutes and 15 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner by DQ... Glacier
Cold Blooded Mike Bauce
Vs
Peacock
Mark Turner - This next match is a a Ladder Match...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW US Heavyweight Championship [Nothing Else Matters starts to play] Coming down the Aisle, from Dundas Ontario Canada, weighing in at 300 pounds, He stands 6'5", Cooold Bloooooodeeed Miiikeee Baaauuuceee!!!!
[Cold Blooded Mike Bauce makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [One starts to play The crowd is on they're feet for Peacock. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Burlington Wi, the WCW US Heavyweight Champion Introducing Peeeaaacooock!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Peacock walks to the ring.]
Jessie Wild - Peacock is taking over from the start.
What intensity..The level is picking up..Speaking of it Peacock is climbing the ladder...About 6 steps...OH! A low blow by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce pulls him off and they start to brawl! [Ring, Ring, Ring]
Neil Headman - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce climbing back to his feet, Peacock moves in... Vertical Suplex! Figure four attempt by Peacock. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Cold Blooded Mike Bauce! Peacock comes down across the back of Cold Blooded Mike Bauce with a double axe handle!! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce just can't make it to his feet!
Jessie Wild - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce sure could use some help now. Boston crab being applied by Peacock ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce got out of that at the last second! Peacock lifting Cold Blooded Mike Bauce into position for something. He devastated the neck of Cold Blooded Mike Bauce with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Jenna Jameson - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce hops back to his feet. Peacock charging Cold Blooded Mike Bauce ... clothesli NO! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce counters with a backdrop at the last second!! Peacock moving to his feet. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce kicks him back down!
Jessie Wild - Peacock hops back to his feet. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is trying an to get back offensive.
Neil Headman - He's charging at Peacock and Peacock sends him down with a hip toss!
Jenna Jameson - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Peacock! Those are devastating!!! Someones gonna grab that title..Someones gonna be injured..Now all we have to do is find out who! Oh! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce tried to climb the ladder..He was 1/4 up until Peacock pulled him down!
Jessie Wild - Huge Bulldog by Peacock may have broken some of Cold Blooded Mike Bauces teeth! What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call!
Jenna Jameson - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce hops back to his feet. Peacock is out after being hit with a chair by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce sets up the ladder and starts climbing 1 step away! OH! Peacock grabbed his foot and pulled Cold Blooded Mike Bauce down! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce hit his lip hard and is bleeding Powerslam by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce Peacock is out! What a brutal match! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce sets up the ladder and starts climbing it! Hes almost there...Oh! Peacock knocked Cold Blooded Mike Bauce and the ladder off with a heavy shove! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce charging at Peacock.
Jessie Wild - Peacock's with a back body drop, NO Cold Blooded Mike Bauce reverses into a Piledriver!!
Neil Headman - Set up for a neckbreaker, Cold Blooded Mike Bauce pulls it off and drops Peacock like yesterdays newspaper! We're not seeing much offense from Peacock. Peacock climbing back to his feet, Cold Blooded Mike Bauce moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Jenna Jameson - Peacock hops back to his feet. What a hardcore match! Oh! A baseball bat just got broken over Cold Blooded Mike Bauce's Head! There goes 64!!! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is out cold!
Jessie Wild - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce moving back to his feet Peacock scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - No. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce needs to try for a comeback!
Jenna Jameson - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce hops back to his feet. So Jessie Wild what do you think about Cold Blooded Mike Bauce?
Jessie Wild - Oh me? I hate him.
Neil Headman - Well thanks for your input. Oh! Piledriver on Peacockby Cold Blooded Mike Bauce! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce Climbs the ladder...No! Peacock is up! He dropkicked him into the ladder! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is knocked off and may be busted open! A monkey wrench...OH! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce just drilled Peacock with it! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce tries to climb the ladder but Peacock got up and knocked the ladder over! Figure four attempt by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce. Peacock kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Peacock!
Jessie Wild - Peacock hops back to his feet. Peacock levels Cold Blooded Mike Bauce with a foot to the face. Boston crab being applied by Peacock ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Neil Headman - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce got out of that at the last second! Peacock with the hair of Cold Blooded Mike Bauce.
Jenna Jameson - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Peacock's going for a boston crab.
Jessie Wild - He's not gonna get it on Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is to quick! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Jenna Jameson - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is ROCKED with a big elbow! Peacock dives on to Cold Blooded Mike Bauce and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Cold Blooded Mike Bauce!
Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Peacock lifting Cold Blooded Mike Bauce into position for something. He devastated the neck of Cold Blooded Mike Bauce with a Tombstone type piledriver. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce moving to his feet. Peacock kicks him back down! Peacock is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce Got out of it! He's lucky! Peacock out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce went down quick!
Jenna Jameson - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce hops back to his feet. OH! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce grabbed the ring bell and hit Peacock with it! Does that ring a bell?
Jessie Wild - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Peacock needs to try for a comeback!
Neil Headman - Good moves by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce. Peacock sure could use some help now. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce comes down across the back of Peacock with a double axe handle!! Peacock just can't make it to his feet! Peacock is stumbling.
Jenna Jameson - Peacock is out cold! Peacock moving back to his feet Cold Blooded Mike Bauce scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! We're not seeing much offense from Peacock. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce pulling Peacock back to his feet. Huge Bulldog by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce may have broken some of Peacocks teeth! Boston crab being applied by Cold Blooded Mike Bauce ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Peacock got out of that at the last second!
Neil Headman - Peacock hops back to his feet. Peacock is on top of the ladder...Oh! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is up too! Oh! Theyre both reaching...Superplex by Peacock!!! WOW! Desperation Move! Knee lift by Peacock takes Cold Blooded Mike Bauce to the ground.
Jenna Jameson - Cold Blooded Mike Bauce hops back to his feet. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce sets up a table...Oh! A piledriver on Peacock through it! Peacock is out cold! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce is in the ring and on top of the ladder...OH! Peacock ran in and taken down Cold Blooded Mike Bauce and the ladder! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce hops back to his feet. Cold Blooded Mike Bauce with a low blow desperation move! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce climbs the ladder...HE GOT THE BELT!!! Cold Blooded Mike Bauce wins!! What a cheap move!!!
Jessie Wild: Casper and Fiend are making their way to the ring. Casper
has the TV title in his hands and Fiend has a chair. They reach the ring and climb in.
Casper hits Peacock in the back of the head with the belt.
NEil Headman: Peacock is out cold. Fiend swings the chair and connects
with the back of Mike Bauce's head.
Jenna Jameson: What a shot!!! He's out cold.
Jessie Wild: They leave the same way they came.
[Cold Blooded Mike Bauce won the match in 27 minutes and 46 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... and Neeeeww WCW US Heavyweight Champion Cooold Bloooooodeeed Miiikeee Baaauuuceee
Elite Inc
Vs
Da Goodfellas
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner -This is for the WCW World Tag Team Titles Introducing first, coming down the aisle, at at weight of over 5 hundred pounds! The team of Elite Inc !!
[They climb into the ring]
Mark Turner - And their opponents, the WCW World Tag Team Champions the team of Da Goodfellas!
[They move down to the ring]
Jessie Wild - Looks like Brett Clark is going to start this match against Taz.
[Ding, Ding, Ding]
Neil Headman - Taz scoops slams Brett Clark and boy did he hit hard!! Taz's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Brett Clark is to quick! Boston crab being applied by Taz ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jessie Wild - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Brett Clark got out of that at the last second! Brett Clark is stumbling. Taz comes down across the back of Brett Clark with a double axe handle!! Brett Clark just can't make it to his feet! Brett Clark is ROCKED with a big elbow!
Neil Headman - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Brett Clark scoops him up fall away slam!!! Taz moving to his feet. Brett Clark kicks him back down!
Jenna Jameson - We're not seeing much offense from Taz. Taz needs to try for a comeback!
Jessie Wild - Brett Clark with the hair of Taz.
Neil Headman - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Taz sure could use some help now. Brett Clark picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! What an awesome match!!!!
Jenna Jameson - Good call! Brett Clark with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jessie Wild - That had to be two and seven eights!! Pinning combination by Brett Clark ...1 ...2 ... Taz grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there!
Neil Headman - The tag was made and Taz is going out, Da Don is coming in.
Jenna Jameson - Test of strength, Brett Clark has a slight advantage .... Da Don coming back ... Da Don scoops him up POWER SLAMMM!! Brett Clark moving back to his feet Da Don scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Cover by Da Don ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Brett Clark has his foot on the ropes! Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - Does it hurt? Then it's good!
Neil Headman - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Repeated chops to the chest by Brett Clark, down goes Da Don. Good moves by Brett Clark. Brett Clark lifting Da Don into position for something. He devastated the neck of Da Don with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Jenna Jameson - We've got a tag by Brett Clark which brings Diesel into the match.
Jessie Wild - Da Don hops back to his feet. Knee lift by Da Don takes Diesel to the ground.
Neil Headman - Da Don out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Diesel went down quick! Diesel is stumbling.
Jenna Jameson - Da Don dives on to Diesel and applies a headlock. He's pounding away at the forehead of Diesel!
Jessie Wild - What an incredible series of punches!! Da Don's going for a boston crab.
Neil Headman - He's not gonna get it on Diesel is to quick!
Jenna Jameson - Diesel hops back to his feet. Da Don goes spinning as Diesel connects with a german uppercut!
Jessie Wild - Diesel applys a standing bear hug, lifts Da Don up and drops him down!!
Neil Headman - Sort of a version of the Atomic Drop! Diesel comes down across the back of Da Don with a double axe handle!! Da Don just can't make it to his feet! Diesel picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Da Don is ROCKED with a big elbow! Cover by Diesel ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Da Don. This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jenna Jameson?
Jenna Jameson - No.
Jessie Wild - Da Don hops back to his feet. Da Don slamming the head of Diesel into the turnbuckle!! [Crowd ...1 ...2 ...3 ...4] Diesel needs to try for a comeback! Quick cover by Da Don Diesel kicks out before the one count!
Neil Headman - Brett Clark tagged in by Diesel.
Jenna Jameson - Da Don scoops him up fall away slam!!! Da Don with the hair of Brett Clark.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Good moves by Da Don. Brett Clark sure could use some help now.
Neil Headman - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Brett Clark picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Da Don. Boston crab being applied by Brett Clark ... all he has to do is turn him over.
Jenna Jameson - He may have him with that.. NOOO!! Da Don got out of that at the last second! We're not seeing much offense from Da Don.
Jessie Wild - Brett Clark is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Neil Headman - Da Don Got out of it! He's lucky! Brett Clark's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Da Don is to quick!
Jessie Wild - Da Don climbing back to his feet, Brett Clark moves in... Vertical Suplex! Da Don is stumbling.
Neil Headman - Da Don hops back to his feet. Da Don connects with a chop to the chest of Brett Clark. Set up for a neckbreaker, Da Don pulls it off and drops Brett Clark like yesterdays newspaper! Da Don comes down across the back of Brett Clark with a double axe handle!! Brett Clark just can't make it to his feet! Da Don with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!! Da Don with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Jessie Wild - Brett Clark hops back to his feet. Da Don is dazed!
Neil Headman - Diesel tagged in by Brett Clark.
Jenna Jameson - Da Don picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Diesel moving back to his feet Da Don scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! Da Don with the hair of Diesel.
Jessie Wild - Looks like he's setting him up for something... Oh Big time Piledriver!! Roll up by Da Don pins Diesels shoulders to the mat.
Neil Headman - He could have him right now! Billy Dunn ...ONE ...TWO ...THREE!!!
[Da Goodfellas won the match in 29 minutes and 2 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Daaa Goooooodfeeellaaas
Jenna Jameson - We'll be back after this short break!
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Propane
Vs
Agent-X
Mark Turner - This next match is a scheduled for one fall...
Mark Turner - This match is for the WCW World Heavyweight Title [Propane steps out of the entrance area, the pyro goes off, the crowd is going insane!! ] Coming down the aisle, weighing 320 pounds, from Pittsburgh Pa, Prooopaaaneee!!!!!!!!!!!
[Propane makes his way to the ring.]
Mark Turner - And his opponent, [Constant Elevation starts to play "Agent-X" chants start in the crowd. ] Ladies and Gentlemen, from Miami Fl, WCW World Heavyweight Champion and half of the WCW US Tag Team Champions Ageeent-X!!! [The chants over power the announcement]
[Agent-X walks to the ring.]
[Ring, Ring, Ring]
Jessie Wild - Propane charges in with a shoulder, which takes Agent-X off his feet. Propane lifting Agent-X into position for something. He devastated the neck of Agent-X with a Tombstone type piledriver. Piledriver.. Good Move wouldn't you say Neil Headman?
Neil Headman - Does it hurt? Then it's good! Propane with a lateral press Billy Dunn ...1 ...2 ... OhHHHH
Jenna Jameson - That had to be two and seven eights!!
Jessie Wild - Agent-X moving back to his feet Propane scoops him up and slams him to the ground!! What an awesome match!!!!
Neil Headman - Good call! We're not seeing much offense from Agent-X.
Jenna Jameson - Agent-X hops back to his feet. Propane goes spinning as Agent-X connects with a german uppercut! Knee to the stomach sends Propane to the mat! Agent-X is trying to apply a figure-four!!
Jessie Wild - Propane Got out of it! He's lucky! Agent-X picks him up in a firemans carry, and drops him right on his face! Propane needs to try for a comeback!
Neil Headman - Agent-X out of no where with a corkscrew hurricanrana! Propane went down quick! Agent-X's going for a boston crab.
Jenna Jameson - He's not gonna get it on Propane is to quick! Agent-X with a roll up. Billy Dunn counts ...1 ...2 ..NOOO Kick out!!
Jessie Wild - Propane is stumbling. Propane climbing back to his feet, Agent-X moves in... Vertical Suplex!
Neil Headman - Propane hops back to his feet. Propane picks him up tilt-o-whirl slam!! Down goes Agent-X. Figure four attempt by Propane. Agent-X kicks him off quick.
Jenna Jameson - That could have been the end of Agent-X! This match is great!! Wouldn't you way so Jessie Wild?
Jessie Wild - No.
Neil Headman - Agent-X hops back to his feet. Set up for a neckbreaker, Agent-X pulls it off and drops Propane like yesterdays newspaper! Cover by Agent-X ...1 Kick Out. Quick kick out by Propane. Propane moving to his feet. Agent-X kicks him back down!
Jenna Jameson - What an awesome match!!!!
Jessie Wild - Good call! Propane is out cold!
Neil Headman - Agent-X comes down across the back of Propane with a double axe handle!! Propane just can't make it to his feet! Pinning combination by Agent-X ...1 ...2 ... Propane grabs onto the ropes! We almost had a pin there! Propane sure could use some help now.
Jenna Jameson - Propane hops back to his feet. Propane sends Agent-X to the ropes, catches him with a knee to the stomach! Down goes Agent-X. Propane lifting Agent-X into position for something. He devastated the neck of Agent-X with a Tombstone type piledriver.
Jessie Wild - Agent-X hops back to his feet. Closed fists to the face of Propane! Those are devastating!!! Agent-X charges in with a shoulder, which takes Propane off his feet.
Neil Headman - Inside cradle, ...1 ...2 . Propane makes it out.
Jenna Jameson - Yeah that was about two and one tenth counts. Propane is ROCKED with a big elbow! Propane moving back to his feet Agent-X scoops him up and slams him to the ground!!
Jessie Wild - Propane needs to try for a comeback! We're not seeing much offense from Propane. Cover by Agent-X ...1 ...2 ... Billy Dunn is pointing to the ropes Propane has his foot on the ropes! Propane climbing back to his feet, Agent-X moves in... Vertical Suplex! Roll up by Agent-X pins Propanes shoulders to the mat.
Neil Headman - He could have him right now! Billy Dunn ...ONE ...TWO ...THREE!!!
[Agent-X won the match in 25 minutes and 5 seconds.]
Mark Turner - Ladies and Gentlemen, here is your winner... Ageeent-X